Orliss SoFah, college student minoring in space heroism, around the quarters
shared by him, his cousin Horlun, and their companion Roy Gaelen. He and
Horlun had retreated there to escape an argument between Roy and Horlun’s
girlfriend, Anme Rifba, whose father owned the ship they were in. Megan
Kadar had joined them, rather than be alone in the room she shared with
Anme.
They sat in an uncomfortable silence, occasionally hearing phrases like
“military-industrial complex” through the inadequate sonic shielding. Anme,
discovering Roy’s membership in a pseudomilitary organization, had accused
him of being a “mindless thug of the upper-class parasites” and he evidently
hadn’t taken that very well.
“So Megan,” Orliss said in an attempt to start a conversation, “you
stowed away on the Futility so you could help find your missing sister?”
She nodded. “Pretty brave move, if you ask me.”
“Pretty stupid move, if you ask me,” Horlun added.
Orliss turned to Horlun. “There’s a fine line between stupidity and
bravery,” he countered. “As the great poet Givmor Mon-ii wrote—”
“Actually,” Megan said, cutting him off, “I’m not so sure now if it was
a wise move, but at the time I was really worried about Jen and I was also
really bored on the Anonymous. I mean, you can only orbit Saturn for a
while before it gets really old, y’know?”
“Such devotion to your family is commendable. I often wish I had a
family I could be devoted to.”
“What about me?” Horlun asked.
“No family?” Megan asked.
Orliss sighed, evidently ignoring Horlun. “Well, my mother died when I
was young and then my father turned to a life of evil, so I grew up with my
grandparents.”
Megan gasped. “That’s terrible,” she he said, moving next to him in
sympathy.
“Don’t worry,” he said as he put an arm around her shoulders, “we’ll
find your sister. And we will find the people who abducted her, and we will
make them pay!” He stood dramatically, gesturing with his fist.
“Orliss!” Horlun snapped, “Watch what you’re doing!” He gestured at
Megan, who was being strangled by Orliss’s heroic pose.
“Sorry,” he said, letting her go. “I got carried away.”
“No problem,” she replied, rubbing her neck.
“So, Megan,” Horlun asked, “did you tell anyone at the Anonymous where
you were going?”
The look she gave Horlun suggested he was out of his mind. “Do you
think they would have let me come if they knew?” she asked. “I only hope
Tom isn’t too worried.” They looked at her blankly. “He’s my brother,” she
clarified. They nodded in comprehension.
“I’m sure they’ve figured out what happened by now,” Orliss assured her.
Agent 125, elite field operative for Mysterious and Powerful Guild of
Vending Machine Technicians, glanced around the atrium, one of many in the
Fortress of Gloom. It was, in his official opinion, a mess. Tables
overturned and riddled with holes, shattered potted plants, dead guards
lying on the ground, except for the ones that were being carried out by
their non-dead colleagues. He did not concern himself with them for long.
It was the vending machines that caught his attention, and that of his
repair crew.
“Well,” asked their liaison to the Imperial Government, “how long until
you can fix these?”
Agent 125 looked at the twisted dispensers of beverages and snack foods,
and turned to his crew. They numbered four, as all repair crews had since
the long-forgotten youth of the Guild. One who could construct the machines
and most of their components. One who could take them apart, occasionally
seeming to reduce them into individual vending machine molecules. One who
could mix and match components, often from several different technologies,
in order to get a machine working. One who made sure the repaired machine
worked in perfect order. Agent 125, their leader, didn’t do any actual work
himself. He was there mostly to provide balance between the other four.
Judging by the facial expressions on the crew, it would not be easy.
“It won’t be easy,” he told the liaison.
“Can it be done?” the Zakavian asked.
Agent 125 thought. “We’ll need some parts from the truck,” he said at
last.
Roger Vasta listened to the blaster fire in the distance. It didn’t seem to
be getting closer, although that didn’t answer his primary question. “If
we’re over here,” he asked, “what are they shooting at?”
The remaining members of the Blue Squadron shrugged in response. They
were still a little shaken from their unexpected landing in the City of
Gloom (which surrounds the Fortress of Gloom and is the capital city of
Planet Gloom; as noted before, the Caphanites are not known for their
nomenclature). Only Thomas Dent seemed active, and only repeated orders
from Vasta had kept him from joining the firefight they were hearing. As it
was, Dent merely kept running his hands over his stolen Kilemov S13
combination sleep-o-stun/deathkill blaster and muttering quietly. The
others were giving him a wide berth.
“Perhaps it’s target practice?” suggested Alex McCurry.
“Feh,” spat Sam Dixon. She seemed about to continue when she noticed
the sudden lack of blaster fire in the air.
They waited, unsure what the silence meant. Vasta scanned the area and
wished that he had some scanning equipment.
Jen Kadar spoke up: “I think maybe we should move on.”
“Why?” asked McCurry. “There’s no evidence they know where we are.”
“Yess,” Dent agreed, “they cannot sees us, Precious, so they cannot
hurts us with their nassty gunss.” He directed this comment to his weapon,
which chose not to respond, although Dent didn’t seem to notice.
Off in the distance they heard an armored soldier yell, “Hey, there’s
one!” The yell was followed by more blaster fire.
Dent stood, pointing his gun in various directions, looking for targets.
“Get down, Dent,” Vasta ordered. “There’s no one here.”
Reluctantly, Dent did so.
“You think they even know what we look like?” Kadar asked.
The others shrugged in response.
Agent 125 gathered the last piece of equipment from the “truck”, which was
actually a small starship, and prepared to exit when he heard someone
outside shout “There they are!” followed by the sounds of gunfire. He
rushed outside and got hit in the shoulder by a stray deathkill blast.
Supreme Captain-Commander Kvasha, leader of the Zakavian Imperial Military
Aggregate, strode confidently into the throne room deep within the Fortress
of Gloom. Emperor Vakaz, hearing his approach, looked up from the
conversation he was having with Prince Lotekh and Captain Mselt.
“Kvasha,” he greeted, “I see you have returned.”
“Yes, I have,” Kvasha replied, a bit concerned. Vakaz wasn’t one to
state the obvious. “The EDIT has been completed and is on its way here.”
“Excellent.” Vakaz paused, looking uncertain. “Have you, by any
chance, brought back those security personnel you temporarily assigned to
the EDIT Project?”
“Not yet, your Majesty. Is there a problem?”
Vakaz sighed. “We had a problem with some prisoners: they’ve escaped.”
Kvasha blinked. “Prisoners? Here? Since when?”
“Captain Mselt found them,” Vakaz said. He gestured at Mselt, who
grinned sheepishly. Lotekh just sort of glowered and tried to look
dangerous.
Kvasha looked at Mselt. “Well?” he asked.
“While on a scouting mission, I discovered these ‘Terrans’,” Mselt said.
“They have great technology on their side and they’re fiendishly clever—
they managed to escape from Prince Lotekh himself!” Lotekh grimaced.
“Anyway, I didn’t dare return to the Eighth Fleet as I believe
Captain-General Rtali is planning to overthrow the Empire. So I brought
them here but they managed to escape and tried to leave in a transport, but
we shot it down. We’re not sure where they are now; several units in the
city report being in conflict with them.”
Kvasha regarded Mselt for a few moments. “This,” he declared, “is not
good. But it’s not too bad, either. There isn’t much on Planet Gloom for
them to damage, and we’ll be able to monitor all outgoing ships with the
EDIT—”
“What if it’s on the opposite side of the planet?” Lotekh interrupted.
“—in conjunction with the remaining defense fleet,” Kvasha continued.
Lotekh grinned weakly. “I’m more concerned about Rtali. If word gets out,
the Empire could divide along Blargoloid/Caphanite lines.”
“But you’re Blargoloid,” Lotekh pointed out.
“My loyalty is to the Emperor,” Kvasha said icily.
“Of course it is,” Vakaz agreed. “I am glad to hear about the EDIT,
it’s nice to hear some good news for a change.”
“Supreme Captain-Commander!” an aide called, bursting into the room.
“There is a priority message for you from Captain-General Tvanir!”
Finally deciding that they were about as safe moving around as if they
stayed in one place, the Blue Squadron wandered through the back streets of
the City of Gloom.
“What’s that up ahead?” Kadar asked, pointing at a public landing pad.
“It looks like a public landing pad with a damaged ship on it,” McCurry
said.
“What’s that you say, Precious?” Dent asked his gun, “you thinks McCurry
should shut up?”
“Quit talking to your gun, Dent,” Vasta ordered. “It’s not healthy.”
“Neither are they,” Kadar said, pointing at some figures laying around
the damaged ship. “C’mon, we better go see what happened.”
“Why?” Dixon asked, but Kadar had already started heading over. The
others followed.
There, they found four dead bodies and one almost-dead companion. The
almost-dead one turned to face them. “Hello?” he croaked.
“Er, hello,” Vasta greeted. “We’re the, um, Blue Squadron.”
“I am Agent 125 of the Mysterious and Powerful Guild of Vending Machine
Technicians,” the man replied. “You probably shouldn’t be wandering the
city right now. Some crazy soldiers are shooting everyone.”
The Blue Squadron winced, except for Dent, who was looking around
rapidly and pointing his gun at anything that moved or seemed like it might
move, given half a chance. “As it happens,” Vasta said, “they’re looking
for us.”
“Ah,” Agent 125 said. “In the ship you will find five spare uniforms.
Using those, you can get into the fortress, and probably get on a ship
heading elsewhere.”
“Why … thank you,” Vasta said. “But why help us?”
“You think I want to help the Zakavians? They just shot me, after
all.”
“Won’t they recognize us?” McCurry asked.
“Given their luck so far, I rather doubt it,” Kadar replied.
“Could you repeat that?” the Emperor asked, sounding rather peeved.
“According to Captain-General Tvanir, Governor Jjana on Arorua is
plotting with anti-Imperial forces,” Kvasha replied.
“Anti-Imperial forces? On Arorua?”
Kvasha shrugged. “Evidently they’ve got some.”
“This has not been a good day,” Vakaz groaned. “First Rtali, now
Jjana.”
“Don’t forget the escaped Terrans,” Lotekh piped up.
“Oh yes,” Vakaz said, icily, “the Terrans. We won’t forget them, will
we?”
“Heh, no, I guess we won’t,” Lotekh said sheepishly, shifting his weight
from one foot to the other. Beside him, Mselt began an in-depth study of
his right shoe.
Vakaz grabbed a handful of pretzels and chewed for a while. “Captain
Mselt,” he said, finally.
“Yes, Lord!” Mselt replied, snapping into attention.
“Since you’re so good at ferreting out traitors, I’m sending you to
Arorua. You’ll be commanding the Third Fleet—Kvasha will deal with your
promotion to Captain-General.” Vakaz glanced at his son, and grinned. “So
they don’t suspect anything, you’ll be taking Lotekh along for a state
visit.”
“Yes, your Majesty,” Mselt said. Lotekh started to say something, but
then decided against it.
“I’ll deal with final preparations, your Majesty,” Kvasha said.
“Excellent,” Vakaz replied. “You’re dismissed.”
Kvasha, Mselt, and Lotekh hurried out. Vakaz watched them go, idly
grabbing the last of his pretzels.
He sat a few moments, considering recent events. He hoped Lord Ganush
could come through with the Warrior-Ship A/600—the Sonar Men were
supposedly unmatched when it came to high-tech weaponry. Ganush had had to
leave temporarily, explaining that he was being followed by some Hero named
Commander Buzz or something. Absently, Vakaz reached for his pretzel bowl
and found it empty.
“Guard!” he shouted.
“Yes, your Majesty?” a guard asked, poking his head in the throne room.
“Get me some more pretzels.”
The guard winced. “I’m sorry sir, but the vending machines are broken.”
“Needlewarp,” he muttered. “Well, get someone to fix those.”
“Yes, your Majesty,” the guard replied, taking that as a dismissal.
Preparing the Third Fleet for Mselt’s command wasn’t too difficult, as
Mselt’s ship, the IZS Absurd Physical Harm, was capable of being a
flagship. More difficult would be getting the various food-dispensers on
the ship up to flagship specifications. Kvasha had almost given up hope
when he chanced by the main gates of the Fortress of Gloom and ran into a
team of vending machine technicians. He smiled. “How’d you boys like a job
on a ship headed to Arorua?” he asked.
“Boys?” one of the two females repeated, raising an eyebrow.
Their leader quieted her with a glance, and then turned to Kvasha. “If
it means getting off this planet, we’re all for it.”
This seemed to agitate a few of them, but their leader silenced them
again.
“Excellent,” Kvasha said, “a shuttle for the flagship of the Third Fleet
will be leaving shortly. Your job will be to upgrade the food-dispensers.”
Their leader grinned. “No problem.” He turned to the female who had
spoken before, “Kadar, you go pick up our equipment.”
The female, evidently Kadar, shot the leader a nasty look, but turned
and went to fetch the equipment.
Kvasha walked off towards his office, his mood considerably improved:
Lotekh was going to Arorua, the EDIT would be arriving at Planet Gloom soon,
and he had found vending machine technicians for the Third Fleet. If only
they could locate those Terrans.
As soon as the Zakavian military commander had left, the remaining members
of the Blue Squadron turned on Vasta. “What do you think you’re doing?”
Dixon asked. “Upgrade the food-dispensers? Need I remind you we’re not
really technicians?”
“Calm down, Dixon,” Vasta said. “We’re union, or a reasonable facsimile
at least. We can find dozens of excuses not to work.”
“And how will Kadar find our equipment, huh?”
Vasta shrugged. “She’ll manage. We’d better get to the transport to
reserve seats.”
“And where is this shuttle?” Dixon asked.
“I’ve got a map,” McCurry suggested.
“You’ve got a map?” Vasta asked, astonished. “Where did you get a map?”
“In this brochure,” McCurry replied, pulling it out. “You know: ‘The
Visitor’s Guide to the Fortress of Gloom’.”
“Works for me.”
With McCurry’s map, it didn’t take long to reach the transport—at
least, once they got McCurry to stop pointing out items of historical
interest. At the pad, they found the pilot waiting, eager to get off the
planet. “Hurry,” he yelled as they walked onto the pad, “I’m eager to get
off this planet.”
“Right,” Vasta replied. “Just a second.”
With that the Blue Squadron entered the transport, which took off almost
immediately at a rather unsafe speed. In the passenger compartment, they
watched the Fortress of Gloom shrink to nothingness.
“You know,” Vasta commented, “we’re really lucky we didn’t end up on a
transport with anyone who’d recognize us. At least we’re leaving Captain
Mselt and Prince Lotekh behind.”
“Yeah,” Dixon said, “but I keep feeling like we’ve left something else
behind.”
“Hmm,” Vasta said. He looked around at the four of them, everything
seemed all—
Four.
“Oh no,” he gasped, “we forgot to wait for Kadar!”
Back at the shuttle pod, Jen Kadar watched the transport shrink to
nothingness. “This,” she said, letting the equipment she had gathered fall
to the ground, “is not good.” She was about to continue, but her words were
cut off by a sudden blow to the back of the head. As she fell, she heard
someone say “…the Emperor will be pleased….”