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Characters that have not appeared for some time are being labelled with "STATUS: ?". ======= LNH A-E ======= NAME: Adamant Authority-on-Everything TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: Thinks he knows it all and utterly refuses to compromise his opinion. STATUS: ? NAME: Administration Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo (and every college who has this person). POWERS: Ability to cause frustration and anger in a person to the point that the person will physically attack Ad-man unless the person is incapable (ie a barrier). ADD.NOTES: Ad-man automatically tells a person "no" to any reason and will come up with some innane excuse that sends the other person into a rage. Ad-man shows up in situations that include (but are not limited to) financial aid, credit transfer, et cetera. STATUS: Hangs out in LNHHQ. GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE APPEARANCE: Blue suit, bright red tie, and steel suitcase. NAME: aLLiterative Lass TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Ability to speak only in aLLiterative lines. Mainly martial abilities of a novice Ninja. ADD.NOTES: aLLiterative Letters should be capitalized. Looks like a Jim Lee female ninja. Side-Kick to LetterinG Man NAME: All-Knowing Last-Chance Whiner Destiny Woman TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: Tends to be mysterious and appears and disappears whenever the reader is confused and needs a hint or two. Also prophecies of things to come, like.. the impending doom of RAC. ADD.NOTES: Great for plot exposition. NAME: Amorphous Lad (NWC) Created by: wReam (SL859@cc.usu.edu) Powers: Shapeshifting Reference: Pliable Lad #25, #30. Group.Aff: LNH Enemies: The Master of the Net. Status: ? NAME: Anything-You-Can-Do-I-Can-Do-Better Lad (aka the Mimic) TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Mattp@matt.ksu.ksu.edu POWERS: Challenges anything just to keep the conversation going. ADD.NOTES: Never shuts up, and his mind is already made up. STATUS: ? Back-History Boy (NWC) Real Name: Roy Look Created by: Mike Escutia (email@example.com) Reserved by: Mike Escutia (firstname.lastname@example.org) Powers: Postcognition -- the ability to see into the past of an object or person. Reference: Quote King & Back-History Boy: Semi-Impressive Return Group.Aff: Secretly an agent of a top-secret organization, planted in the LNH to gather information. Enemies: None, though it has been implied that he has dealt with the Master of the Net before. Status: Dead and Very Reserved. Notes: Was temporarily insane, but has since been cured. Killed by the Master of the Net in Pliable Lad #20. Is in no way related to Kid Recap. He's also taller. }-> NAME: Bad-Timing Boy ALIAS: Brad Thomas Boyd TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Say the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time GROUP AFF.: Generation Y NAME: BandWagon Boy TYPE: WC CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: Liable to jump on in anywhere, even w/out prior knowledge. ADD.NOTES: Has been caught buying Image Comics. Never buys 1st issues. Has no own opinion, just uses other peoples. Secret Identity is the Ultimate Ninja. Only CheeseCake-Eater Lad and Typo Lad know his secret. STATUS: Alive as the Ultimate Ninja NAME: Bandwagon Chick TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Gets involved in things long after it's chic. NAME: Bibliography Boy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Jerry Boyajian POWERS: Ability to answer any question STATUS: Teaching at Net.ropolis Academy NAME: Bicycle Repair Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY: HC61@lafibm.lafayette.edu POWERS: British Humor Possibly *some* (but varying) superboy powers, Plus repairs bicycles. ADD.NOTES: Born from a Monty Python Sketch, F.G. Superboy is secretly Bicycle Repair Boy! Able to completely confuse people in a single post! Looks remarkably like a young Eric Idle in a Superman Suit. How he uses his powers: Remember that foot in the MP credits? STATUS: maybe. ENEMIES:BBC censors, Religious Fundamentalists, Hex Luthor, Evil and shoddy bicycle mechanics. NAME: Bizarre Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: A wide variety of powers that never seem to work right when he needs them. ADD.NOTES: Smitten w/ Pizza Girl GROUP AFF.: Generation Y NAME: Bladed Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Campbell March [MARCH_C@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz] POWERS: Ability to turn his hands and/or feet into whirling blades. Some Martial-Arts experience. Tone deaf. STATUS: Presently unaffiliated. ADD.NOTES: Easygoing, friend of Guitar Man APPEARANCE: Wears brown leather jacket, blue jeans, white tshirt. Has brown hair and green eyes. NAME: Bludwulf, Major Denis (ret.) AKA: Fortnightman TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Has the power to evade capture for extended periods, but only if fleeing from his own side. Ace Zeppelin pilot and experienced penguin wrangler, specializing in interdimensional penguins. Has exaggerated appearance due to run in with RobGoblin (see Villains Roster). ADD.NOTES: See Dvandom Force #37 STATUS: Wild Card, former member of Society of Wireless Heroes (Earth-Loon) GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force (not member, but pilot and penguin wrangler for) RESERVED BY: creator ENEMIES: Per Annum, InfraHumanite, Her Majesty's Army NAME: Bot Boy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Standard Robotic Body, enhanced strength, elongating arms, computer brain. ADD.NOTES: Bot Boy can feel emotions, but generally either overfeel them or underfeel them. APPEARANCE: A human-sized, humanoid red metallic robot with a domino mask over his vision scanners, and a blue cape is hooked to his shoulders. NAME: Brand Name Boy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Has the ability to call everything by a brand name, even if the item is not of that brand. For example, all soda is "Coke", all tissues are "Kleenex", etc. ADD.NOTES: Fixes a damn good copier (or as he calls it "Xerox"), which is why he was allowed to join. Likes to bug Nit-Pick Lad. STATUS: Alive, member of Los Bastardos APPEARANCE: Wears overalls and a "Xerox" cap. Carries his tool box with him. NAME: Browsing Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Able to read Sandman, Hepcats, and Savage Henry while standing in front of comic rack GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans NAME: California Kid TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Read comix weeks after everyone else has discussed them... NAME: Cannon Fodder TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: In every comic Cannon Fodder appears to allow other heroes ability to demonstrate their powers on him. He dies all the time. NAME: CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: ALWAYS CAPITALIZES EVERYTHING. ADD.NOTES: OFTEN KILLED ON THE SPOT FOR THIS. IS BROUGHT BACK WHEN SOMEBODY DOES THIS. NAME: Captain CleanUp TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Good at cleaning up. ADD.NOTES: Has sidekick named Squeaky Clean Drives a super-fast street sweeper. Usually appears when it is time to clean-up. Name: Captain MUSH Type: NWC Created By: email@example.com (Ben Rawluk) Powers: Can use MUSH commands @create, @destroy, @name and @desc, to create weapons. Add.Notes: Is the Alt.Ernate Identity of LNH_Bldr Affiliation: LNH, Net.Titans NAME: Captain Naplam TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Gratuitously flame bozos to charred crisps ADD.NOTES: Mastered art of flaming w/out cause Anyone offending him will be charred to crisp as CN bursts into flame. Will reappear later with an explosion of flame. ENEMIES: Nomex Man, only person impervious to Capt. Naplam's flames NAME: Catalyst Lass TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Power to make others share my interests NAME: Cheeezarr/Masked Man TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Ability to make any encounter cheesy, cliched, and generally silly. Plus, he owns Camembert Coils, cosmic weapons of indeterminate origin. The Coils grant him many cosmic powers. (no limits found, yet) Ability to ride off into the sunset and disappearing from sight. ADD.NOTES: Appointed Frigidaire to the Universe by Freon, cosmic entity. GROUP AFFILIATION: C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps ENEMIES: Flying.Altogether.Too.Naked.Villain, Limburger Lad NAME: Cheeez Arrow AKA: Stanley King TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Uses specially-created "Cheeez" in gimmick arrows. Filthy rich, at least until author decides to rip off the "Green Arrow Loses His Fortune" story. No connection to C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps. ADD.NOTES: See Constellation #35 STATUS: Reservist in LNH GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force RESERVED BY: creator ENEMIES: Baron Umlaut NAME: Cheesecake Eater Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Ability to create any type of Cheesecake known to man and many more unknown Has several special cheesecake dispensers equipped in his costume Is learning ninjistu from the Ultimate Ninja NAME: Cliche Dude TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Shout out cliches at any time, which are used as missile weapons. ADD.NOTES: formerly of the Tantalizing Teens STATUS: ? NAME: Clown TYPE: NWC? CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo POWERS: Clown type things, makes people laugh by honking nose. ADD.NOTES: For some reason Clown is now travelling with TL. Clown does not speak, honking the bright red nose that adorns the face. STATUS: Travelling around with TL. GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE APPEARANCE: Picture a clown with a big red nose. . . NAME: Coma Kid (Juan Trylle) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Cause others to lapse into comas through mental powers. ADD.NOTES: Must enter a coma-like state soon after using his power, and stay there for as long as he used it, or suffer physical degredation. His comas are *not* equivalent to sleep. NAME: Comics-Snob Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Able to convice another to fight after insulting their comic tastes. STATUS: Dead, believed suicide. Confetti Girl (NWC) Real Name: Kasey Davis Created by: Mike Escutia (email@example.com) Powers: Can generate and control confetti. Reference: Pliable Lad #26-28. Group.Aff: LNH Enemies: None. Status: Alive and available. Notes: Partner of Kid Citrus NAME: Continuity Champ (Daryth) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: BARNEJD@WKUVX1.wku.edu POWERS: The ability to redefine and remake continuity, come up with semi- plausible explanations, fire blasts, fly, and several other as-yet unreaveled powers. ADD.NOTES: Known to be last survivors of an extradimensional race. Hinted as an "exiled Knight of Continuity" Lived several centuries. STATUS: On leave. ENEMIES: Crossover Queen, Royalty King, Dr. Killfile NAME: Continuity Champ Junior (Chet Wiggins) TYPE: WC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS:Provides explanations for events to preserve continuity. Flies. ADD.NOTES: He idolizes Continuity Champ, and tries to emulate him. GROUP AFF.: Generation Y NAME: Contraption Man TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Always making those wonderful gadgets and contraptions. ADD.NOTES: From the future. Saw infamousd "traitor" clip and warned the LNH NAME: Convoluted Origin Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Badger (email@example.com) POWERS: Convoluted Origin Man's powers change every issue of any comic he appears in, because every issue of every comic he appears in his entire past is revealed to be a lie. ADD. NOTES: Convoluted Origin Man (Or Gary) is a nice guy, but unfortunately he got powers. He doesn't know HOW he got them, because his wily foe, HAMMA, keeps revealing his past is a lie. STATUS: Alive ENEMIES: HAMMA, PERSIAN MAN, SABREFOOT NAME:Cool Kid TYPE:NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (Dilip Shah) POWERS: Time travel,energy blasts,super anti-matter excuses for not doing homework ADD.NOTES: Use C.K. as much as you like just get him home by 10:00 or he faces DIRE consequences STATUS: Alive(sometimes in detention though) ENEMIES: Teacher Lady, Parent-Teacher Confrence Man, The Peer Pressure Gang, Rule Man STATUS: ? NAME: Copyright Kid TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Able to send a copyright or trademark violation into Legal Limbo ( (c) and (tm) 1993 United States Legal System). ADD.NOTES: Carries Oblivion Blaster (tm) Works with Trademark Lass NAME: Curly TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: U16244@uicvm POWERS: Super strength GROUP AFF.: Net.Patrol ADD.NOTES: Has intelligence of Stimpy NAME: Decibel Dude TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Peter Milan (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: D-Dude was accidentally given total power over sound by the Dr. Oblivion. He is also partly invulnerable (nigh-invulnerable ?) has great strength and can fly. His favorite fighting maneuver is the Supersonic Whap Upside Yer Head. GROUP AFFILIATION: Partner of Vigilantee Guy NAME: Deja Dude TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Power of suggestion. Ability to transport helpself between newsgroups. Energy blasts (but only when absolutely required by the plot). ADD.NOTES: Has been known to carry non-lethal weapons. NAME: Deductive Logic Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859.CC.USU.EDU POWERS: Leap to incredible conclusions with the very least amount of evidence. ADD.NOTES: Real name is Ferris Jones. Drinks _Mr._ Paprika NAME: Doctor Stomper (Vincent) TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Ability to come up with an entertaining explanation for the stupid plotlines and plot devices NAME: Demon Boy TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Completely by accident, Demon Boy found himself with the ability to summon demons just by saying their names. Less powerful ones are automatically bound and forced to do his will; the more powerful they get, the more bargaining Demon Boy has to do. Generally, he sticks to the lesser creatures, some of which even make good conversationalists. Demons have a habit of concealing their names, so Demon Boy has to do a fair amount of research before he can call upon a creature he hasn`t used before. ADD. NOTES: Demon Boy is a fairly cheerful sort of bloke, whose real interest lies in films, of which he has a collection that requires the use of a dimensional warping field in order to fit them into his room; he often quotes from films or imitates characters from films, but not so much that it could be classed as a power in itself. He could give Obscure Trivia Lad a run for his money, though... STATUS: Alive. GROUP AFF.: Legion of Occult Heroes. ENEMIES: Same as Green Trenchcoat. NAME: DOG-BOY CREATED BY: Rene Villareal (email@example.com) POWERS: Can morph into any form of dog at will. Has heightened senses, coupled with a sixth sense (a.k.a. Lassie Sense). Was `conditioned' by S.C.U.D. with a permanent collar, a bio-plastic suit which can melt into his skin, and cybernetic eye implants (glows red in the dark). WEAPONS: An expandable metal staff that separates into nunchucks. ADD.NOTES: When all else fails, DB will attack in a psychotic fit, tearing and shedding ANYTHING in his path. ENEMIES: S.C.U.D., cats, cat-people, cat-lovers, vets, mailmen, anyone who uses the words `fix' and `spade' in a tasteless context. NAME: Doom-Monger (Sgt. Robert Dravin) TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: 1) Speed Burst. Doom-Monger can move very quickly for a short period of time. 2) Hyperspatial Holster: This is a sub-space container that holds all of Doom-Monger's weapons. The weapons are a chainsaw, a 9-mm pistol, a 12-gauge shotgun, a rotary assault cannon, a rocket launcher, a plasma cannon, and the BFG 9000. 3) Armor and tac-helmet: This provides a considerable amount of protection and gives him a heads up display of the area along with thermal and telescopic vision. NAME: Domestic Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Various around the headquaters repair abilities. Has any tools he needs. ADD.NOTES: Has a backpack that is his toolbox. NAME: Easily-Discovered Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Glows in the dark. Can be detected by anyone with a geiger counter at a distance of 100 square miles. Smiles a lot. FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #1 (duh) ADD.NOTES: Professor Theodore Wong, head (and only member) of the Physics Department at Dave Thomas Deluxe University, wanted so badly to become a super-hero that he subjected himself to an evening's bomardment with radiation. While slightly deranged, he nevertheless seeks to carry out a never-ending battle for Justice and Good and as many postings as he can possibly work himself into. Wears a flourescent green Lycra costume with a chartreuse cape, cowl and happy face on his chest, bright orange gloves and turquoise boots. Drives the Easily-Discovered Van. NAME: Easily-Discovered Man Lite TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Thinks he has a razor-sharp wit. FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #1 ADD.NOTES: Hector Lopez was told by his high school guidance counselor either to accept a low-paying menial job or try out for the role of Easily-Discovered Man's sidekick. Mr. Lopez has since come to wonder whether "menial" is perhaps really as bad a word as it is made out to be. Wears whatever he darn well pleases. NAME: Easy Going Lad TYPE: WC (email firstname.lastname@example.org if you want to use him) POWERS: Adept of Surreality Magic (Knows about a half-dozen spells) Bolts of Surreality (never the same effect twice in a row) Easy going - hard to make him worry or panic. Keeps everything in perspective. ADD.NOTES: The only thing that sets Easy Going Lad on edge is music by Barry Manilow. Echo Lad (NWC) Real Name: Eric Markowan Created by: Mike Escutia (email@example.com) Reserved by: Mike Escutia (firstname.lastname@example.org) Powers: Can cause existing sound waves to echo back at their source and not touch their original target at all. This quite con- veniently includes sonic-energy weapons. Reference: Pliable Lad #3, #8, #28, #29. Group.Aff: Former Generation Y member. Former employee of Sidekicks'R'Us. Enemies: None. Status: Dead. Notes: Talked in a wierd, echoey voice...like like like this this this when alive. Died during the Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks. Brother of Reverb Boy. NAME: Elf CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo (email@example.com) POWERS: Elf type powers, move silent, quick. ADD.NOTES:Is always one of the top 5 fighters on a planet, but does not enjoy fighting. Has a really big sense of humor and is nice to everyone. Unless they are named Greg. Elf has access to a number of heroes from the no.verse, who may show up at a later date. Elf has several items of other worldly nature. Namely the Squeegie Periwinkle, (A magical squeegie made of periwinkles.) and Thor's Cup, which has yet to be cateloged. GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE NAME: Elvis Man TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Emit Vocals to either hit opponents and swoon female opposers. Blind opponents with sequins on costume and his jewelry. Black belt in karate. Created Hip-kido: personal assualt combat with bucking and hip motion. Uses rings as brass knuckles. GROUP AFF.: Saint Squad NAME: Entropy Kid TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Ability to offer his opinion of almost any subject, but only ONCE per thread. NAME: Errand Boy TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Errand Boy has the power to instantly know where anyone or anything is. However, he cannot activate these powers himself; he must be given an 'errand.' Also, he can only do one at a time. For example, if somebody wanted him to deliver a bouquet of roses to Acton Lord, he'd know exactly where Acton Lord was until he delivered the roses. ADD.NOTES: Errand Boy is somewhat lazy, and going on errands is not one of his favorite things to do. Also, he tends to run into trouble when on errands, which makes him dislike them even more. STATUS: Alive; member of the LNH. ENEMIES: None yet, but that'll change... ======= LNH F-P ======= NAME: Fan.Boy TYPE: WC Created by: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Can stun people with his ability to pronouce punctuation. Knows everything that has ever been posted to all newsgroups (must concentrate on that news.group first though). (More to be revealed) ADD.NOTES: Knows all the secrets and subplots/revelations that have been posted (doesn't speak about it much as he realises the sensitivity of the topics). "Official How-To-Write Fan.Boy" available by email for more information. STATUS: Alive GROUP.AFF: Is currently aff.licting the LNH. ENEMIES: None. NAME: Figment Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: ***** NAME: FlameProof Lad / Flame Writer TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS:Back to my LNH page.
Only flameproof, not able to emit flames Able to emit flames ADD.NOTES: Flameproof Lad could become Flame Writer when an innocent was flamed STATUS: Believed to be dead at this time by his fellow Legionaires FOOTNOTE GIRL (Petina Witherington-Brown) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Saxon Brenton POWERS: Creates footnotes; for the instant she creates the footnote she gets a flash of omnicognizance so that the details are correct, then she forgets it. Uses hockey sticks as weapons of choice ADD NOTES: Younger sister of Librarian Lady ORIGIN: _Limp-Asparagus Lad_ #10 NAME: The Forgetting One TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Can never remember the damn artist/writers name until the next day. NAME: Fourth Wall Lass (Terri) TYPE: NWC REVAMPED BY: email@example.com (Saxon Brenton) POWERS: Able to cross the 4th wall. Rapid transit between places by moving between panels. Ability to gather information by reading captions and thought balloons; has taken speed reading course to gather such information. APPEARANCE: Red, brown, and grey bodysuit, domino mask. NAME: Frat Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) CREATED BY: uplink (firstname.lastname@example.org) DESCRIPTION: A short college-age kid in a frat sweatshirt and jeans, with glasses and overall nondescript except for the greek letters on his shirt. POWERS: Backs up Steak and Potatoes Man by creating classic "Frat" foods, primarily beer. Also has the ability to make people rant and rave at him about his silly shenanigans and pranks, threatening to expel him or call his parents, instead of blasting him with their powers. NAME: Fuzzy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Vagueness and ambiguity that confound my enemies NAME: Glitch Girl TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Marie.E.Antoon@students.Miami.EDU POWERS: limited control over eletronics and mechanical devices, mostly to make them malfunction, i.e:glitch ADD NOTES: sometimes, her powers seem to have a mind of their own (and maybe they do...) STATUS: alive ENEMIES: none...yet NAME: Grammer Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Corrects grammar. STATUS: ? NAME: Green Trenchcoat TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Sort of mystical earth energy. A bit like the wild magic in Thomas Covenant in it`s visible manifestations, except green. The power derives from the earth, which puts him generally in touch with nature, allowing for all sorts of handy sensing abilities. ADD. NOTES: Green Trenchcoat is a dour and serious sort, as well as slightly mysterious- how did he get those powers? What is his real agenda? No one is quite sure, and he isn`t about to tell. He`s also annoyingly environmentalist, to the point where anyone dropping litter in his vicinity will get a very long lecture on the subject, to the point of mental incapability. GT was retconned into existence during Retcon Hour; how much came with him is unknown. STATUS: Alive. GROUP AFF.: Legion of Occult Heroes. ENEMIES: Lots. The Incorporate Conspiracy are the only ones mentioned so far; others may or may not have been retconned into existence along with GT. NAME: Guitar(less) Man TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Campbell "Sasquatch" March [MARCH_C@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz] POWERS: Complete lack of singing ability. Complete lack of guitar skills. Belief in his amazing singing and guitar skills. Has the ability to drive people away with same. Can fly, and his costume is armoured. Further powers to be revealed. STATUS: Presently unafiiliated (Wait for GM #3) ADD.NOTES: Has low self-confidence, and a tendancy to hit people if they start making long, virtuous speechs. APPEARANCE: Tallish, strong, short black hair, blue jumpsuit with a yellow note on the chest, yellow boots, currently no guitar. NAME: Hamster Man TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Is agile. ADD.NOTES: Is cute. NAME: Hooded Ho9'od Win TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859.CC.USU.EDU POWERS: Will pit heroes against each other in an attempt to satiate her curiousity of who would win in a battle. Doesn't matter where the hero is or what they are doing, she can conjure them up and make them fight. NAME: Inacoustic Kid TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Silence flame wars where no one knew that it actually happened NAME: The Incredible-Man-With-No-Life TYPE: WC CREATED BY: E. Conti POWERS: Able to exuberate coolness w/out having a social life. STATUS: ? NAME: Incredible Unsleeping Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Able to not need sleep for long periods of time. ADD.NOTES: Has sidekick-- Insomnia Boy STATUS: ? NAME: Innovative Offense Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: To be offensive. NAME: Insomnia Boy (Melvin Boyle) TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Awake at all times GROUP AFF.: Sidekick to The-Incredible-Unsleeping Man Generation Y NAME: Invisible Incendiary TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Invisible because I post seldom, incendiary because I seem to have this uncontrollable ability to set off flamewars. NAME: Irony Man TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Ability to emit and detect emissions of irony NAME: Jailbait CREATED BY: email@example.com (Martin Phipps) TYPE: NWC POWERS: The ability to look much older than she really is. GROUP AFF.: Generation Y, Gen 14 NAME: Johnny Stomper CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (Josh Geurink) TYPE: NWC, but please let me know POWERS: None ADD.NOTES: Is the nephew of Doctor Stomper, and pilots his uncle's 50' tall robot (StomperRobo) with the use of a gadget watch and the secret command phrase, 'Go, StomperRobo!' NAME: Kid Anarky TYPE: WC CREATED BY: 003695S@dragon.acadiau.ca POWERS: Uncontrollable-effect chaos powers. Berzerking Claymore. ADD.NOTES: Unwilling Agent of K.Oss. Extremely bitter and cynical. GROUP AFF.: Net.Patrol ENEMIES: DeFacto NAME: Kid Chivalry TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Superhuman agility, Short range teleporter(max 20ft), clings to walls. Psychic persuader, and natural dramatic flair. ADD.NOTES: Sometimes black trenchcoat gets in the way of movement. Usually carries two swords w/ him. Has smattering of obscure knowledge Can perform almost any skill, just not very well. STATUS: ? NAME: Kid Citrus (NWC) Real Name: Ronnie Davis Created by: Mike Escutia (firstname.lastname@example.org) Powers: Can generate and control citrus fruits. Reference: Pliable Lad #26-28. Group.Aff: LNH Enemies: None. Status: Alive and available. Notes: Partner of Confetti Girl NAME: Kid Kirby TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Can defy the laws of physics by producing unrecognizable and ridiculous technology that works. However, the devices' names must make no sense. He can also distort perspective and forshortening for dramatic effect. ADD.NOTES: Is very melodramatic most of the time. Must read Kirby comic books (or old Starlin) often or he begins to speak like a normal person. ENEMIES: YOUNGSTUD THE RAVAGER, the destroyer of proportions. NAME: Kid Kiwi (Tad Brandon) TYPE: WC CREATED BY: descrii.aol.com POWERS: Can telepathically communicate with kiwis. They almost always like him and want to be near him. ADD.NOTES: Shy, except in extreme circumstances. Particularly with girls, as he is just beginning to date. Usually listens to advice from anyone, and usually follows it. GROUP AFF.: Kid Kiwi's Kommandos ENEMIES: The Kiwi Messiah (the only kiwi who doesn't like him.) NAME: Kid Macro AKA: Douglas Ellis TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Super-speed, but need to use pre-programmed macros to control it, since his reflexes aren't very superhuman. In a previous timeline he was a founding member of the Secret Dvanders subgroup, but hs total removal from the timeline rearranged history. STATUS: Reservist in LNH ADD.NOTES: See Constellation #29-31 GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force RESERVED BY: creator ENEMIES: None, but heated practical joke war with Rotanna NAME: Kid Mysticism TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com (Ben Rawluk) POWERS: Magical weapons and spells, knowledge about the Arts Arcane. ADD.NOTES: Kid Mysticism was originally the Apparition, and remained on Earth-LNH while the others Earth-B Heroes left. He is unaware of the reboot of Earth-B. He also speaks down to people, and tends to be distant from most LNHers. STATUS: Alive (Well, sorta) GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans ENEMIES: None at the moment. NAME: Kid Poetry TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: No super powers. Loves to talk in rhymes but isn't good at it. Will make up words so it rhymes. Sometimes says rhymes alittle fast so other won't understand. ADD.NOTES: Aka Theron Ross, college student @RIT who can't make it to class. Weapons/equipment includes: - a belt filled with tapes and beats for him to say rhymes to. - "Ghetto Cape" holds speakers, minitape player and microphone. - sharp edged mini-CD's that he throws. - microphone, with long wire, also makes for a decent weapon. - pair of headphones, to listen to loud rap music, and annoys a lot of people by not always using them. NAME: Kid Recap TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Josh Geurink POWERS: Ability to recap events that have just taken place. NAME: The Latcher (Eric Willis) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Zach Adams (email@example.com) POWERS: Upon physical contact with an individual, can discern that individual's interests, dreams, etc., and instantly obsess over that topic and engage individual in conversation while not attaining an understanding of the topic deep enough to avoid instantly boring target to tears. Then follows the individual around, begging not to be left alone. Not much control over his powers-instantly absorbs *anyone* he touches's interests and wants. Not too well-liked due to this fact. Seems to have a particularly strong, permanent bond to Legally-Blind Man, who doesn't seem to loathe him. ADD.NOTE: Latcher is even younger than LBM, about 16. Had bad family life before becoming a hero. Loud, overweight and not terribly bright...rarely notices his power manifesting, and thus fails to understand why he is feared and not too well-liked. A very kind-hearted person, but hard to tolerate nonetheless. GROUP AFFIL: Sidekick of Legally-Blind Man ENEMIES: The Mainstreamer NAME: Late-Nite Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Ability to stay awake for ridiculously long streches because he goofs off when he should be doing work durring the day time. NAME: Leftover Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Eric Gearman POWERS: Able to use anything leftover for something, if not necessarily it's original purpose. Mostly used on food, turning it into quiche, stew, and omlettes. ENEMIES: Suggestions?? NAME: Legally-Blind Man (Marc Petersen) TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Zach Adams (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: To deal with life amazingly well for someone with the visual acuity of a rhino. To walk or bicycle long distances in heavy heat, because he doesn't have much choice. Extremely sensitive (though not necessarily 'super sensitive') hearing. Can attract sympathy, pity or concern from those around him by hurting himself, making fun of his disability, or failing to see something in plain view (all of these which he intentionally does on occasion, but often does without noticing it), and thus rally help in whatever he's trying to do. Can tolerate The Latcher for infinite periods of time. Partially immune to superpowers relying heavily on visuals such as illusions or ugly clothes. Carries a cane which instantly stops all vehicular motion in his path. ADD.NOTE: Marc is still fairly young-about 20-and just now realizing that not all disabled people have these powers of sympathy. Kind of a nerd-knows a lot about literature, animation, and science fiction, though he doesn't have Trivia Power. Low self-confidence, especially around females, whom he thinks all loathe his unabashed and unhidden strangeness (which he considers geekiness). Really *is* handicapped-suffers from hypoplastic optic nerves-though aside from holding printed material too close and thick glasses, one wouldn't notice. Will *never* be able to drive or get flight.thingee clearance. A 'nice guy' but not terribly assertive, also a comedian...sort of.. Usually morally upstanding, but not above using his powers to attract attention or make himself look good when compared to someone else. Upon defeating an enemy, will shatter his/her glasses (if enemy wears them), to 'keep him from causing any more trouble, at least for now.' ENEMIES: The Mainstreamer NAME: LetterinG MaN TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Ability to change emphasis of any net.speech Defeat Bad.guys w/ Large funny-colored words. ADD.NOTES: Correct Mi-T Big Comix SPELLING is LetterinG MaN. ENEMIES: the Norminator NAME: Leviathan Lass TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: An otherworldly creature (the Leviathan) donates upon mental request a small portion of his power to Leviathan Lass; this turns her into an eight foot tall, green scaled, horribly beclawed creature capable of extreme violence. The Leviathan can also help in other ways, but only if it sees fit to do so. ADD.NOTES: Leviathan Lass is the sixth in a line of the Leviathan`s earthly agents; an ancestor who was being hounded by nasty creatures from the pit made a deal with the Leviathan that promised seven generations of her line as servants, in return for the power to protect herself. Leviathan Lass found out about this when her mother died whilst she ws at university; she was none too pleased to find herself working for the Leviathan, particularly given that lots of really nasty creatures from the pit would be happy to kill her without a second thought. This has had a tendency to make her rather bitter and sarcastic. STATUS: Alive. GROUP AFF.: Legion of Occult Heroes. ENEMIES: Lots. Apart from the Incorporate Conspiracy, all of the Leviathan`s enemies are her enemies as well, which makes life interesting. LIBRARIAN LADY (Sharon Witherington-Brown) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Saxon Brenton POWERS: Power to 'gorgonize' (intimidate people into keeping quiet by glaring at them at them and going "Shh!") ADD NOTES: Stereotypical grim and unforgiving librarian. Speaks fluent orang-utan. Elder sister of Footnote Girl COSTUME: Tweed skirt, white blouse, glasses, sensible shoes, hair in a bun NAME: Limp-Asparagus Lad (Joshua Daniel Asimov) TYPE: WC of email@example.com (Saxon Brenton) CREATED BY: wReam and Mongoose POWERS: Has the powers of Limp Asparagus, including flexible body and drama-dampening field. ADD. NOTES: L-A Lad was created as an example of a WC for the FAQ but for a long time had no writer. STATUS: Alive ENEMIES: W.I.R.E.D. APPEARANCE: Two colour body suit in pale green and olive, with 'LA' and an asparagus stalk on his left breast. NAME: Linguist Lass TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (Martin Phipps) POWERS: Keen observation and intuition. GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans ADD.NOTES: Speaks a few dozen languages fluently. NAME: List Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Keeper of lots of silly lists. ADD.NOTES: Alt.version of Rebel Yell. Co-Keeper of the roster of LNH/BNV STATUS: ? NAME: Liquid Tide TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Simple teleportation (short distances only, about less that one mile). Teleportation is done through dimensions of Looniverse called "Wash" and "Dry Cycles". ADD.NOTES: Caught in a region somewhere in between the "Wash" and "Dry Cycles", she can only appear in the Looniverse when fully concentrated, and then only seen blurry. She's a blatant parody of the Soveriegn Seven's Cascade (except for the fact that she's blurry--that comes from that DP7 character), and in fact led the Sovran Six at one time (they are now all dead). She is from the planet known as Rust. STATUS: Alive, member of Los Bastardos, probationary member of the LNH through her membership in Los Bastardos. Name: LNH_Bldr Type: NWC Created By: email@example.com (Ben Rawluk) Powers: Can @dig, @link and @desc rooms and buildings for the LNH. Add.Notes: Is the Alt.Ernate Identity of Captain MUSH Affiliation: LNH, Net.Titans NAME: Loopy, Marcy, and Mojodog TYPE: NWC, all three. CREATED BY: Abhay, firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: None individually for now. ADD.NOTES: The three of them together are very good at finding clues, d solving mysteries and at running away from people. Consider themselves as apprentices/students of the LNH at the outset of #1. STATUS: Alive, living in LNHQ, but not "true" members of LNH. NAME: Lord Vampire TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo POWERS:All things vampire, including Dargon's powers from the Team Titans. ADD.NOTES: Was encased in crystal for a few millenia and is being hunted by Texas Louisiana. Lord Vampire *does not* drink blood, he eats tomatoes. STATUS: Heading to Got.net for the Annual Vegetable Fair. APPEARANCE:Dressed in a black tuxedo (with double vest) and a black cape. GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE NAME: Lost-Cause Boy TYPE: WC CREATED BY: U16244@uicvm POWERS: Ability to get turned onto a series that will be ended/terrible. Stick w/ fanboy books that are a shadow of what they were. ADD.NOTES: Believes he single-handedly destroyed New Titans, Hawk and Dove and the Superman titles. STATUS: Killed by Spoonsday GROUP AFF.: LNH, Angst Division, Net.Patrol. ENEMIES: Jim Shooter, Tom DeFalco, Bob Harras, and Rob Liefeld. NAME: Lurking Girl TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Net.invisibility & desolidification. Can focus totality of lurking powers to zap an opponent. STATUS: alive, just escaped from fan.dom (reserved by Scav) ENEMIES: Y-Plex Burp, Fan.Dom NAME: Lurker Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Similiar to Lurking Girl (and you thought I would say lass, right?) GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans NAME: Mainstream Man TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Physically unable to buy an independent. NAME: Marvel Zombie Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Ability to recall any Marvel plot, no matter how hokey. Radiate angst in true Marvel fashion, increased by unknown foe. Has "The Fire Which Sears Men's Soles". (cosmic hotfoot) New powers yet not revealed. ADD.NOTES: Charter Member of LNH. Started 1st LNH Plotline by summoning all active members as a joke. Has new black leather costume, motorcycle w/ flaming wheels and 'M' for a windshield. ENEMIES: Y-Plex Burp, Table (sort of), Comics Snob Boy (argue over which are the best comics) STATUS: ? NAME: Master Blaster TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: likes to socialize with people of the female gender "mac daddy vibes" Superhuman Strength and Agility (combat expert/master marksman) Has anti-magic pills. ADD.NOTES: carries a BIG gun that has 1001 diff. settings. NAME: Master Roster Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY firstname.lastname@example.org POWERs: To do the roster in the quickest possible time. ADD.NOTES: New Co-Keeper of the Roster of LNH/LNV Result of Dr. Stomper's experiment using DNA from RosterwReam and Late-Nite Man. Alt.version of Cliche Dude ENEMIES: Opinionated Lad and Kid Moody for threatening him. NAME: Moonmaker CREATED BY: email@example.com (Martin Phipps) TYPE: NWC POWERS: Psionic abilities that manifest themselves as a whip. GROUP AFF.: Generation Y, Gen 14 NAME: Morgan Le Fab CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (Martin Phipps) TYPE: NWC POWERS: Superstrength and invulnerability. (She literally has a hard body.) GROUP AFF.: Generation Y, Gen 14 NAME: Mormon Chick TYPE: WC POWERS: Martial Arts and "Thigh Glance". The second power stuns all men except: men who have been married to long, or men who immediately have their sexual preference questioned by a homophobic person. ADD.NOTES: She is pretty normal; except for her secret power and religion. A good T&A character that will help sell any comic. STATUS: Future Partner of Elf APPEARANCE: Scantily clad (to the point that PAD would blush and the Marvel Bullpen would pass out) wearing jean shorts and a itty bitty t-shirt. GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE NAME: Mouse TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz POWERS: Has the ability to subliminally influence people. eg. Can make them thirsty for a particular drink, or want to buy something. ADD.NOTES: Mouse's powers only work if the person they are being used on is unaware that she has them. Subliminals only work on people if they don't notice them or know about them. Hence, Mouse's secret identity as Subliminal Girl is a secret identity. Mouse is the sidekick of Writers Block Woman, and is also the daughter of WBW and Jonathan Connery. ENEMIES: The Appallingly Tasteless Man, King Konquerer. NAME: Multi-Tasking Man TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Ability to post to USEnet, read E-Mail, play net trek, and read old Flaming Carrot issues simultaneously NAME: Myk-El TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Acquired Superboy-like powers after working at a coloured Sun Station ADD.NOTES: Betrayed the LNH after having been driven mad by Acton Lord Had relative / adversary known as Dev Null Is from the planet Qwertian STATUS: Dead NAME: Neon Lad (NWC) Real Name: Created by: Mike Escutia (email@example.com) Powers: Light-generating powers, tho only in neon colors. Reference: Pliable Lad #26. Group.Aff: LNH; joined along with Kid Citris, Confetti Girl and Reverb Boy at the end of the Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks Enemies: None. Status: Alive and available. NAME: Netiquette Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Flames any and all who don't adhere strictly to the established laws of netiquette. GROUP.AFF: Los Bastardos (CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) NAME: New Look Lass TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Ability to provide a hero with the _perfect_ costume. ADD.NOTES: Is aLLiterative Lass' best friend. Appears in a different costume every time she appears. ENEMIES: None as of yet. NAME: Nit-Pick Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Point out small errors which are, for the most part, incidental to the discussion at hand. GROUP.AFF: Los Bastardos (CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) NAME: Obscure Trivia Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Ability to remember the stupidest bits of trivia on virtually any subject (some limitations do apply, but he can never seem to remember anything he needs to know.) ADD.NOTES: Has strange urges to talk about himself in the third person STATUS: Resurrected in liquid metal body. NAME: Occultism Kid TYPE: WC CREATED BY: FGWN27C@prodigy.com POWERS: Master of knowledge of all things occult. ADD.NOTES: Possesses the Net.ronomicon. NAME: Old Comics Man TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Able to bring back memories of Golden/Silver Age times. NAME: Ordinary Lady (Jean Nicieza) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (Martin Phipps) POWERS: Photographic Reflexes (tm) NAME: Organic Lass TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: "Ability to memorize 100's of chemical equations then forget them five minutes before/after the exam." ADD.NOTES: Married to Pocket Man NAME: Out-of-It Lass (Savannah Ramey) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mistlock (email@example.com) POWERS: The ability to focus so intensely on something that she can see things about it other wouldn't. Unfortunately the more she focuses, the less she can tell about what's going on around her. ADD.NOTES: Girl next door type, very nice when you can get her attention, as she's not very good at controlling her powers yet. STATUS: Alive, LNH Probationary member. APPEARANCE: Dark blond hair with misty grey eyes. No cotume as of yet, but she'll probably get one eventually. NAME: Panta TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Feline-like powers like Tigra, Feral and Pantha. Very dextrous ADD.NOTES:Very sexy, slender body; cute face with cat's features. Orange leopard spotted fur, shading to white on her face, breasts, stomach. Black-tipped tail. Wears little more than a bodysuit. Leaves Fanboys panting. Sometimes fights in a Berserker Rage(tm) Intelligent, naive, must have things explained to her. STATUS: Alive GROUP AFF.: Net.Patrol ENEMIES: Self-Righteous Preacher, Manga Man, Drooling Fanboys. NAME: Parking Karma Kid TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Always find a parking space, usually right next to the door Has ability to park _anything_ including cars, flight thingees, and landslides ADD.NOTES: Has a crush on BandWagon Chick Is jealous of Hamster Man for BW Chick's attentions toward him in Hamster Man's first appearance Is best pals with Cheesecake-Eater Lad (see ADD.NOTES for C-E Lad for more information) NAME: Particle Man REAL NAME: Person Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Doing the things a particle can. Calling upon the powers of They Might Be Giants. Always knows the World's Address. ADD.NOTES: Member of the Secret Dvanders. Has an intelligent blue canary named Blue Canary as a companion. STATUS: alive ENEMIES: Rabid Child and the Pencil Rain NAME: Perdition (Paytan ) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mistlock (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Can summon demons, but doesn't mostly, because they can summon her too. Complicated. See Misfits #5. Very small magical ability. ADD.NOTES: Dirmarw, her sword can posses her in times of need. They can communicate mentally. Tends to be a very pessimistic, sarcastic person. STATUS: Alive, LNH Probationary member. APPEARANCE: Gaunt looking, brown eyes, ruddy red-brown hair, shoulder length. NAME: Pizza Girl TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Aili POWERS: likes pizza GROUP AFF.: Generation Y NAME: Pliable Lad (WC) Real Name: Christopher Waid-David Created by: Mike Escutia (email@example.com) Reserved by: Mike Escutia (firstname.lastname@example.org) Powers: Can duplicate the shapeshifting abilities of any shapeshif- ting superhero. Possesses strange ability to talk with his supporting cast without being heard by others. (Dialogue appears in paren- theses for this) Reference: Pliable Lad #15, #25, #30 Group.Aff: Former member of Net.Patrol (not mentioned much in series) Enemies: Dr. Armaggeddon, Knightforce (both deceased) Jestalt (formerly Gestalt Lad), the Master of the Net. Status: Alive and Reserved/Unavailable. Is no longer with LNH. Notes: Married to Tour Guide Girl (Jennifer Marie Allbin). Has left the LNH and moved to Seattle, where he plans on leading as normal a life as possible. NAME: Plot-Device King TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com (Ben Rawluk) POWERS: Is as powerful as the plot requires. ADD.NOTES: Hangs around Kid Mysticism. STATUS: Alive. GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans ENEMIES: None at the moment. NAME: Pocket Man TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (The Saint ) POWERS: Can pull anything out of his infinitly spaced pockets. ADD.NOTES: Has everything, but doesn't know which pocket it is in. Is Organic Lass' husband. Best friends w/ Sarcastic Lad. ENEMIES: CluelessMaster, Dr. Boom(tm) and anyone who messes w/ Organic Lass GROUP AFF.: Saint Squad NAME: Politically Correct Person TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Annoy (much like Annoying Lad, but far more penetrating). P.C.Pulse device which alters reality into a deluded Republican view of how things ought to be. Ability to heal ailments by refering to them in their P.C. terminology thereby taking all of the meaning out of them. ADD.NOTES: Couldn't take a hint if being handed out on twenty dollar bills. STATUS: About to get his butt kicked by everyone who liked Lurking Girl in her underwear. BTW-I figure her lurking power can get her un-P.C. ENEMIES: LNH NAME: Pompous Lad TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Able to alienate even the most literate fellow readers with harsh harsh critiques, only to to turn around and admit I like something schlocky. STATUS: In space aboard the Raven NAME: Procrastination Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Able to avoid doing his project while reading Alt.Comics.LNH. NAME: Punctuality Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Always arrive on time; perfect timing. ADD.NOTES: Procastination Boy's twin brother. (wants attention) ENEMIES: Time-zone changer ======================= LNH R - Unlikely Aliens ======================= NAME: Research Lass TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com (Ben Rawluk) POWERS: Can research almost any topic. ADD.NOTES: Hangs out with Kid Mysticism. STATUS: Alive GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans ENEMIES: None, at the moment. NAME: Rebel Yell TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Possesses the ability to rant and rave about a poor characterization of the South and New Orleans in particular in comics, TV and Movies no one actually cared about ADD.NOTES: Co-Leader of the LNH, currently on leave. NAME: Renegade Programmer TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Joshua Dinerstein POWERS: is good with computers ADD.NOTES: needs food STATUS: ? NAME: Retcon Lad (Joe Forsythe) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com (Saxon Brenton) POWERS: Can create retcons, as long as he can fit it into continuity, or explain why past continuity is false. ADD NOTES: Reluctant net.hero. Inadvertently retconned himself out of his home universe into the Looniverse while in a catatonic depression. Cousin of Limp-Asparagus Lad. STATUS: Alive; Reservist in LNH. APPEARANCE: Brown and tan jump-suit, bandana mask; refuses to wear spandex. NAME: Retcon Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mike Roe POWERS: The ability to fix continuity problems, fly, and travel through time. ADD. NOTES: He has a sidekick name T.O.M. Orrow, who will soon play an integral role in his life. ENEMIES: Dr. Timeflip. Retcon Man inadvertently created Dr. Timeflip in the past by making a fool of him when he was young, causing Dr. Timeflip's grudge against Retcon Man. STATUS: ? NAME: Reverb Boy (NWC) Real Name: Gary Markowan Created by: Mike Escutia (firstname.lastname@example.org) Powers: Can cause existing sound waves to echo back at their source and not touch their original target at all. This quite con- veniently includes sonic-energy weapons. Reference: Pliable Lad #29. Group.Aff: LNH; joined along with Kid Citis, Confetti Girl and Neon Lad at the end of the Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks. Enemies: None. Status: Alive and available. Notes: Brother of Echo Lad; joined the LNH in his memory. Used to talk like Echo Lad, but no longer has that problem. NAME: Robot Girl AKA: Kopikat TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com ADD.NOTES: Also a RoboMAC, Kopikat is affiliated with neither side. She spies on both sides and sells the information she finds. At the time of her first appearance, she was hunted by both sides, but MACE wanted her more dead than the Guardians did. Seeing the chance to get away from both sides for a while, she sneaked out with Acton Lord. Her alternate form is a large robotic cat, but the combination of size-change and hologram systems allows her to mimic many more forms. However, her combat abilities are severely curtailed out of her base two forms. As an LNHer, she maintains that her power is to become a robot (which is her true form) and doesn't show her shapeshifting power otherwise. GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force RESERVED BY: creator STATUS: Reservist in LNH ENEMIES: MACE, whoever she last pissed off NAME: Rotanna TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org STATUS: Reservist in LNH POWERS: Magickal powers that can do just about anything she can imagine, but which require incantations in Rot-13 cypher (A<->N, B<->O, etc) to work. Doesn't always think through consequences of spells. ADD.NOTES: See Constellation #31-34 GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force RESERVED BY: creator ENEMIES: Schwa Khan (currently brain-dead) NAME: Search Lass (NWC) Real Name: Courtney Allbin Created by: Mike Escutia (email@example.com) Powers: Telelocation (can locate anyone and anything within a certain radius psionically). Group.Aff: Former assistant/partner to Roger Rescue. Enemies: None yet. Status: ? Notes: Sister of Tour Guide Girl. Stayed with LNH when Roger left. Joined the LNH in Pliable Lad #18. NAME: Sarcastic Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Retort stupid/inane postings in a sarcastic manner. Micro-scrutinize any situation. Unlimited knowledge of Trivia and comic info. ADD.NOTES: Sidekick is Flatulence Lad. Powers used against marketing ploys and schemes GROUP AFF.: Saint Squad NAME: Sardonic Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Float above rush hour traffic with my flight ring and make snide Comments. STATUS: In space aboard the Raven NAME: Self-Righteous Preacher TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859.CC.USU.EDU POWERS: To wipe clean profanity and pornography from the net Able to suck as much money out of a person as humanly possible ENEMIES: Net.Patrol NAME: Shokk, the Electric TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com ADD.NOTES: Try and make it to old age without any electrifying accidents. In college, working for his degree in electrical engineering. Starting to regret this in his final semester of college. GROUP AFF.: His indispensable partner, Insulation Man! LNH ENEMIES: Any villain that discharges electrical energy. STATUS: ? NAME: Sidewinder TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Start off by blasting my way into a topic, but eventually wind up on the sidelines. ADD.NOTES: Acton Lord posed as him for awhile while being held captive. GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force STATUS: Off in the sidelines somewhere NAME: Sig.File Man Type: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Create large sig files out of thin air. ADD.NOTES: former member of the Tantalizing Teens NAME: Sig.Lad (Richard Franklins) TYPE: WC CREATED BY firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Ability to mutate at will and take on any abilities whatsoever provided they are based on some oun with the word "sig". Extent of abilities varied with the quality of the pun. ADD.NOTES: Had red domino mask. Wore Gauntlet of Gif Son of Mr. Thingy and The !Visible Woman of the Net.tastic Nine. GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force STATUS: Dead RESERVED BY: creator ENEMIES: Acton Lord NAME: Sing-Along Lass TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: BARNEJD@WKUVX1.Bitnet POWERS: sing-along until she is shut up. NAME: Sister State-The-Obvious (wReanna) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: Able to point out which everyone else has known. ADD.NOTES: Is a redhead NAME: Special Bonding Boy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: The ability to create "special bonding moments". Empathic/Semi Telepathic, likes to sing. NAME: Spellfire TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com (Ben Rawluk) POWERS: Arcane awareness, intangiblity, and partial invisiblity. ADD.NOTES: Is Kid Mysticism's Astral guide. STATUS: Astral. ENEMIES: None. NAME: Spelling Boy TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Draws his powers from the misspellings of others. ADD.NOTES: Tends to annoy people w/ his power NAME: Spite Grrrl TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Unbelievable resistance to any physical injury (you might say "nigh-invulnerable") ADD.NOTES: Gets peeved easily, always wants her way. She carries big guns and likes destruction. STATUS: Alive, member of Los Bastardos ENEMIES: Happy Pig Boy NAME: Squeaky Clean (Eugene Clean) TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) GROUP AFF.: Sidekick to Captain Cleanup; Generation Y NAME: Squidman TYPE: WC CREATED BY: David Goldfarb POWERS: None ADD.NOTES: Carries various weapons (Squid-o-rang, etc.) in his utility belt. Has secret identity Squidboy. GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force RESERVED BY: email@example.com STATUS: Reservist in LNH NAME: Steak-and-Potatoes Man TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) CREATED BY: uplink (firstname.lastname@example.org) DESCRIPTION:The classic all-American hero, seems to be one of those upright overmuscled boy scouts from the Golden Age of comics. POWERS:Super strength, invulnerability, flight, and the ability to make ANY kind of food, as long as it's considered "American". ADD.NOTES: Formally the All-American NAME: Substitute Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #5 POWERS: To be revealed in Easily-Discovered Man #7 ADD.NOTES: A self-effacing, retiring fellow, Substitute Lad would like you to know he enjoys Baroque music and drinks Dewar's Black Label...never mind, they're not paying me enough to do this... NAME: Super Apathy Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Exudes an overwhelming sense of 'not-caring' to all those who comes in physical contact with him. ADD.NOTES: Olympic Class Sleeper: upto 48 hours at a time. Tries his best to utterly destroy the Eng. Lang. via condensing and acronyms. NAME: Telepathetic Lass (Jynx Danziger) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: descrii.aol.com POWERS: With an effort, can project a telepathetic aura, in which every living creature (including herself) becomes pathetic. She hates to use it, because she hates being pathetic. ADD.NOTES: A raging feminist, with the attitude to make up for a lack of formal combat training, usually. GROUP AFF.: Kid Kiwi's Kommandos ENEMIES: Oh, plenty to come, but the Kiwi Messiah at the moment. She's young yet. NAME: Texas Louisiana TYPE: NWC? CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo POWERS: To be quite honest he has none, except his Ego Gun (tm). ADD.NOTES: TL (his nickname) has the ego of two states. As a matter of fact TL thinks the two states where named after him. This is probably quite good since his Ego Gun is powered by the ego of the wielder. EGO GUN: when fired damages the ego of the target to such a point that they no longer fight. STATUS: Searching for Vampire Lord. TL's partner is Clown. APPEARANCE: Dressed like your average everyday cliche biker. Rides his "Hog" which is held together by bubblegum and bailing wire. Wears a worn out 3rd generation overcoat. GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE NAME: Theory Man TYPE: WC CREATED BY: SLFFG@CC.USU.EDU POWERS: Whenever he comes up with a theory, it doesn't work STATUS: ? NAME: Time-Waster Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Turn what was supposed to be a mere check of my e-mail into hours of time wasted reading this and other newsgroups NAME: Token Girl TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Ability to attract wierdos. Knowledgable about oddest most obscure things in anime in general. ADD.NOTES: Clueless, but has snappy comebacks. Be sleepless for three days and consume alot of alcohol. Wants to learn as much obscure trivia as possible. Never waivers from her dedication to fanfic and chocolate. STATUS: Clueless ENEMIES: Art history teachers everywhere. NAME: Trivia King TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: VERY similar to Marvel Zombie Lad, except it includes DC. STATUS: ? NAME: Trivia Master TYPE: NWC CREATED BY:BARNEJD@WKUVX1.BITNET POWERS: Has type of cosmic awareness enabling him to know stupid little details STATUS: Believed dead by the LNH; alive and going by the name Crossword Master NAME: Trux TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (email@example.com) POWERS: Telepathic communication, if he feels like it. He can also walk, talk, move, etc. which is a bit odd for a toy raccoon. He can also regenerate if torn apart. ADD.NOTES: He's cute. He's a stuffed toy raccoon. STATUS: Alive? Can toy raccoons be considered "alive"? Also, he's the leader of Los Bastardos. ENEMIES: Happy Pig Boy NAME: Typo Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Abble too mke thee mos amzing tyypos in alll off hiz sintincez. GROUP AFF.: Generation Y NAME: Useless-Background-Character Lad TYPE: WC CREATED BY:email@example.com POWERS: Ability to blend, unnoticed by everyone, into the background of a scene. During periods of extreme pathos, he may assume the form of a frustrated artist, writer, or political figure. ADD.NOTES: May appear in multiple forms in the same scene, but as he goes unnoticed by everyone, this is unimportant. STATUS: ever-present but never seen. GROUP AFF.: He is the 11% undecided you always hear in political polls. ENEMIES: Plot-lines that recklessly injure innocent bystanders. NAME: Ultimate Ninja TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Draws upon powers he saw to martial arts films. If he has seen it, then he can do it, but more exaggerated. Ginsu Katana Blade and Ninja Bush are favorite weapons. ADD.NOTES: Embodiment of misconception of the Oriental arts. Identity : BandWagon Boy (only Typo and CheeseCake Eater Lad know) Created after wReam watched too many Ninja/Karate films. STATUS: Leader of the LNH ENEMIES: Acton Lord, Spelling Boy, Table NAME: Ultraguy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mike Roe POWERS: Flight, superstrength, tactile telekinesis, heat vision, x-ray vision, superspeed (faster than sound, not as fast as light), ice breath. ADD.NOTES: Moves faster than the speed of light, may eventually become part of the force where all supers get their powers from. STATUS: ? ENEMIES: All evildoers. Archvillain: Lex Loser NAME: VAMMO Woman TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com ADD.NOTES: was Onomato-Puweeta Person until she used the Rung of Revamp in Jungle Cheesecake (specifically in UN #9) NAME: Weirdness Girl (Brittany Reeves) TYPE: NWC/WC CREATED BY: Misltock (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Tiny coincidences, and really minor strange things happen around her occasionally, but not much. Otherwise, none. ADD.NOTES: Weapons are a pair of plush fish filled w/rocks. For all intents and purposes, a pair of colorful, fuzzy, blackjacks. She owns a pet goldfish/cosmic power by the name of Binky. She's a very cheerful, weird person. STATUS: Alive, available. APPEARANCE: Costume is a black bodysuit with red sparkles, shiny red wrist braces and shinguards, and a brilliant orange trenchcoat. Shoe type varies, but tends to be a pair of ratty white sneakers with fish doodled all over them in pen. NAME: Video Victor TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Conforms to the reality of the video game universe. Other abilities: power-ups, 1up usage, finds warpzones and secretlevels Has access to hardware and resources of miscellaneous games. ADD.NOTES: Refugee from Video MultiVerse, and hybrid of human/video game char. Has uncle as a mentor to help w/ the real world problems. ENEMIES: Cheese-X and the Force of Doh STATUS: Returned to Video Multiverse in "Video Tron" but came back in DoomMonger #2 NAME: Vigilante Guy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Carries a lot of guns GROUP AFFILIATION: Partner of Decibel Dude NAME: Vulcana TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: flies, fires "black fire" force beams generates a shield of "varying strength" has acute hearing ADD.NOTES: has long black hair, 12 foot wingspan, talons and "wing knives" wears face mask and cloak made of feathers her eyes are pupilless and change colour according to her mood NAME: wReamHack TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Good at fiddling w/ computer systems. ADD.NOTES: Curiousity usually gets the better of him. Formerly RosterwReam NAME: Writers Block Woman TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz POWERS: Flight, also the power of Writers Block. Will confuse anyone within range and leave them standing around wondering what to do, also leaves them vulnerable to suggestions. ADD.NOTES: Real name is Alys Simons, was married and is now divorced from Jonathan Connery. IMPORTANT TO NOTE: Writers Block Womans power's are very strong, but they also backfire in that she is affected by them as well, leaving her confused and often 'ditzy'. ENEMIES: King Konquerer, her ex-husband Jonathan Connery. Swordmaster and The Load Island Renegades ========================================= NAME: CAW (CARBORUNDUM ARMORED WEAPON) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Badger (email@example.com) POWERS: CAW is a battlebot. He has the latest in US military technology at his disposal. He's nine feet tall, yellow, with a large beak and a mesh upraised net on his head. ADD NOTES: CAW was created by James Semaj for the Government, but his son Jimmy accidentally played the entire taped record of all Turkey Day MST3K episodes into him. He thinks he's Crow T. Robot, and that Swordmaster is Joel. Constantly says "You're not my real father!" and "I want to decide who lives and who dies!" Watch MST3K for clues on how he acts. NAME: Digressor, The (Geoff Geoffrey) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Badger (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Can halt any action, from gang fight to sexual liasons to military exercises, by launching on a long, rambling monologue. No one can defeat that. NAME: The Squeaky Flying Rodent TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Badger (email@example.com) POWERS: None. He dresses like a bat and gets the snot repeatedly beaten out of him. ADD NOTES: Nobody knows who he is, and nobody cares. NAME: Swordmaster (David Divad) TYPE: WC CREATED BY: The Badger (Mr.firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Swordmaster has three mutant powers. First, he has superhuman strength, agility and taste. (Yes, taste. He doesn't talk about it.) Second, He is always the best Swordsman in the room, and if somebody better enters, he becomes just slightly better than him. He knows all forms of bladed duelling, from iajaitsu to Lacedaemonian Creshta. Thirdly, he can make swords out of electromagnetic energy (Light, radio waves, electricity) that look like normal swords of any type he wants, but act both as solid and as the energy they are composed of. ADD NOTES: David's dad, a loser who hung out at a bar called Callahan's, was so obsessed with the idea of getting superpowers that he drank 17 secret super power formulas, bathed himself in 114 different exotic forms of energy, and allowed himself to be bitten by every kind of animal he could find. None of it worked, but David was born a mutant anyway. His dad pressures him into fighting crime (He wants to be a writer for Fencing magazines) He has a low threshold for absurdity, and attracts it. Picture Madmartigan from Willow crossed with Az-Bats, and you'd be close. NAME: The Whip TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Badger POWERS: She's real good with a whip, and foolishly brave. ADD.NOTES: Recent member of Load Island Renegades (In fact, joined just in time for the team to break up!) Her name is Jessica Balent. STATUS: Alive (For now) ENEMIES: UNGRATEFUL DEAD, FRANK The Dark Lord NAME: Warbabe TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Badger POWERS: Exceptionally strong, carries a lot of weapons, likes to kill or maim evil as much as she can, encyclopedic memory of bad seventies and eighties bands. ADD. NOTES: Another recent member of Load Island Renegades. Real name Unknown. STATUS: Alive and Considered Dangerous ENEMIES: Define "Enemy" U-Force ======= NAME: Argonaut. Also: Jason Felk TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (email@example.com) POWERS: Argonaut can cause any object to float on water, including himself. His stength doubles or triples when he's wet. ADD.NOTES: Argonaut wears a Grecian costume, complete with armor and a helmet. STATUS: Alive GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH. NAME: Bristle. Also: Marcie Johnson TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Bristle can create and control psychoethereal 'spikes'. ADD.NOTES: Bristle is also a limited telekinetic, but principally uses her 'spikes', which are easy for her to control. She's middle-aged. STATUS: Alive GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH. NAME: Hardcore. Also: Habibah Rollins TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (email@example.com) POWERS: A lot like Colossus's. ADD.NOTES: Entire body is interwoven with adam.net.ium. She's able to control the hardness from regular flesh to nigh-impenetrable. Her long hair can also become super-hard. STATUS: Alive GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH. NAME: Nightbeast. Also: Elijah, Alhi-ja 'ek Rathani TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Fast healing, enhanced senses, expertise in combat. ADD.NOTES: Nightbeast, a 3'10' Raccoonoid, is the product of genetic engineering. He is usually well armed with custom-made weapons, which his not-quite-opposable thumbs require. STATUS: Alive. GROUP: U-Force (leader). Currently serving in LNH. ENEMIES: Dr. SidRich McLayn. Many of SidRich's henchmen. NAME: Optik. Also:Derrick Kane, Splitscreen, Nearsighted Boy. TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (email@example.com) POWERS: Various different controls over the optic nerves of himself or others. ADD.NOTES: Optik's legs are almost totally paralyzed as a result of a fight. He has to wear a exosuit/flight.thingee to get around. STATUS: Alive. GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH. NAME: Tourniquet. Also: Jennifer Phan TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Affect the physiological workings of others and herself. ADD.NOTES: Tourniquet's healing powers, which are both mutant and mystical in nature, are limited to what she has medical knowledge of. STATUS: Alive GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH. Unlikely Aliens =============== NAME: Hybrid TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Scott Johnson POWERS: Strong and durable Chitinous armor on forearms, shins, and back Short-term flight, via beetle wings Reprogramming reality (Takes time, increasing with the complexity of the reprogramming, currently limited to simple, generic objects) ADD.NOTES: Anthropomorphic Tiger/Beetle Crossbreed Total pacifist (Will not prevent others from using violence, but will never willingly hurt another being of any kind) Synthevore (Eats only synthetically created food) STATUS: Alive NAME: Zagyg Ygraine TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Scott Johnson POWERS: Spellsinger (Creates magical effects through music. The more of a tune there is to the music, the more powerful the effect, and the more coherent words, the more controlled it is.) Skilled fencer ADD.NOTES: Charismatic, chivalrous, and flamboyant Has wisecracking raven familiar, Skyrunner STATUS: Alive NAME: Ur-Grue TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Scott Johnson POWERS: Magic, in the style of old Infocom games. Currently limited to minor spells (Frotz, Filfre, Rezrov, etc.) Darkness generation and control Line-of-sight teleportation through shadows Extremely sharp claws ADD.NOTES: Extremely vulnerable to light. Even a flashlight can cause severe burns, if not dampened by the darkness he generates. Cultured, intelligent, and ruthless. Under other circumstances, might have become a villain. Impatient with "morality" enforced by the other members. Seeks vengeance on an organization known as The Visionaries for the destruction of his home worlds STATUS: Alive ENEMIES: The Visionaries NAME: Wyrd TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Scott Johnson POWERS: Armbands capable of generating spheres of various sorts of energy. She is currently unsure of the armbands' limits or exactly how they work. Plaid Spheres: Armbands can generate plaid spheres of energy that have completely random effects. Rarely used. ADD.NOTES: From a future, cyberpunk world. Somewhat amoral, though not to the extent of Ur-Grue Skilled at breaking and entering, acrobatics, and self-defense STATUS: Alive NAME: Pack Rat TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Scott Johnson POWERS: Able to scavenge from any situation extremely well Wears power armor w/various gadgets attached to the outside Has scavenged a wide variety of equipment, but most of it is in poor repair ADD.NOTES: Has never been seen without his armor Has a knack for accidentally offending people STATUS: Alive ==================================== Independents and Wild Cards (Single) ==================================== Ana Ng (NWC; CREATED BY: email@example.com) Animaniac (NWC; CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) August One (WC; mentor of Occultism Kid) Allusion Lad (alt.version of Rebel Yell) Ayre Headed (Lt.), Net.ropolis Police (CREATED BY Gary) Bart Sears (NWC; LNH receptionist from midnight to 6:00 AM) California Girl (NWC; California Kid's date for the Valentine's Ball) Canadian Spelling Guy (NWC; CREATED BY: email@example.com) Captain Continuity (NWC; divergent future version of Continuity Champ) Charlie Risk, The Living Decoy (NWC; CREATED BY: SCAVENGER) Colourblind Kid (NWC; Philip Martin, sidekick of Myopia Man) Constellation (NWC; former partner of Sig.Lad) Crystal (NWC; the original receptionist; Captain Cleanup's sister :I) The Drizzt (WC; CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Dr. Bad-Bedside-Manner (Decibel Dude's personal physician) Dr. Deranged (NWC; CREATED BY: email@example.com) Dr. Surreal (see Surreal Tales by U_GEARMAN@MV800.ENGR.SCAROLINA.EDU) Dvandom Stranger (NWC; CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Easy-Going Lad (NWC; sidekick to Doctor Surreal) Elf Lord (NWC; Ally of Elf) Ergh (Mike Escutia) Explosion Boy (CREATED BY: email@example.com) Footnote Girl (NWC, CREATED BY firstname.lastname@example.org) Fred (NWC; LNH receptionist from noon to 6:00 PM) Freon (NWC; mentor to Cheezarr) Gestalt Lad (alternate timeline version of the villain Jestalt) Hans Von Hamster, the Enemy Acne (NWC; WWI German pilot, CREATED BY: JJMcC) Halls Jordan (NWC; sometimes partner of Cliche Dude) Hmmmmmm Man (Sidekick of Rambunctious Man) Innocent Bystander (NWC; Stephanie Sorority, Suzy's sister) Jonathan Conneley (Ex-Husband of Writer's Block Woman and father of Mouse) Judy (wife and secretary of Limburger Lad) Julie Lee (NWC; former love interest of Deja Dude; current love interest of Philip Martin, the Colourblind Kid) Kid Camouflage (CREATED BY: email@example.com) Kid Chaos (WC of netop3.harvard.edu (Mitchell J. Gross)) Kid Unknown (NWC; CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Kyoko Ishikawa (NWC; LNH receptionist from 6:00 PM to midnight) Lester O'Brien (NWC; LNH receptionist from 6:00 AM to noon) Letterspage Man (NWC, CREATED BY email@example.com) Lovell Cruller (Det. Sgt.), Net.ropolis Police (CREATED BY Gary) Marshmellow Lass (Marsha Burgenstock, CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Master Frothing-at-the-Mouth Lad Mona (NWC; CREATED BY: lucke@cs.UND.NoDak.edu) Musical Lass (NWC; Sing-Along Lass' sister; CREATED BY: uplink) Myopia Man (NWC; CREATED BY: email@example.com) Nearsighted Boy (not to be confused with Nearsighted _Lad_; WC of Mystic Mongoose) Opinionated Lad (WC; CREATED BY: uplink) Patty O'Furniture (Sgt.), Net.ropolis Police (CREATED BY Gary) Phantom Walker (WC; created by firstname.lastname@example.org) Plot King (alt.version of Rebel Yell) Punch (detective; see C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps) The Queen Bee (NWC; created by email@example.com) Quote King (CREATED and RESERVED by firstname.lastname@example.org) Rambunctious Man (WC of Keith Irwin ) Roger Rescue (Roger Van Darne; former partner of Search Lass) Samantha Spoon (Love interest of Decibel Dude) Serendipity ("Pity") Jones (NWC, CREATED BY Jaelle) Splashpage (NWC, CREATED BY email@example.com) Subplot Lad (NWC, CREATED BY firstname.lastname@example.org) Jack Serious (NWC; Sidekick to Decibel Dude and Vigilantee Guy) Slobberring Grue (WC of arthur-rvelks@...) Social-Chameleon Boy (WC of email@example.com) The Spectrum (Jennifer Wearner, NWC of GerrisStar@aol.com) Stalker (NWC; CREATED BY: Tick) Strider (NWC; CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Suzy Sorority (Frat Boy's date for the Valentine's Ball in LNHTP#3) Tour Guide Girl (Jennifer Marie Allbin, wife of Pliable Lad) Trademark Lass (NWC; partner of Copyright Kid) Trixi Truelove (NWC; love interest of LetterinG MaN) Unknowing Soldier (NWC; mystery WWII soldier, CREATED BY: JJMcC) =================================== Independents and Wild Cards (Teams) =================================== THE ALT.TER.NET.TIVES (CREATED BY: Marie.E.Antoon@students.Miami.EDU) Captain Caffeine - Albert James. Hyper-speed, hyper-reflexes, and hyper-activity. Powers gained by drinking Jolt Cola or Mountain Dew. (always carries several cans with him) Distraction Dude - Anthony "Tony" Andrews. Causes distractions, either by creating them, or becoming one Mr. Matinee - Carl Harris. Can do anything he's ever seen in a movie (appropriate props appear as needed), as long as he doesn't think about it too much. Sim-Sorceress (a.k.a SSI-Lock) - Jo McKay Powers of a computer-game magic-user: can cast some spells, regenerates while resting, etc. C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps (CREATED BY: lucke@cs.UND.NoDak.edu) BoviCheeezarr Cheeezarr Cheeez Wiz (Benny) Duet Green Cheeezarr Kid Cheeezarr Makkaroni Drizzt's Defenders (CREATED BY: barnejd@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU) Continuity Champ Crossword Master Judak Obscure Trivia Lad Retconan The Eldritch Alliance (CREATED BY: email@example.com) Feelinks Flawed The Gatherer Gutwind Steakga Colonel Nick Furry and His Agents of S.C.O.R.E. (Supreme Command of Retrograde Eavesdroppers) (CREATED BY: barnejd@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU) Sargeant Nick Furry and the Scowling Commandos of Cheesey Company (CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Corporal Kubert (he of the inconvenient realism) PFC Severin (mute master of improbable mechanics) Jacques Ishy-Cr'em, the French Fryar (big pious Frenchman with tons of gear) Sasha "Mamushka" Lowenstein (secretly a Bronx mother) Private Spandexski (smartmouth w/ motto 'don't ask don't tell') The Good Guys (tm) (CREATED BY: email@example.com) Conventional Woman (Bonnie Nicieza, teleporter) Generic Man (Aaron Andrews, telekinetic) June Lee Mediocre Man (Frank Nicieza, telepath) Regular Dude (Hank Nicieza, strong guy) Typical Dude (Sean Nicieza, speedster) InterKnights (CREATED BY: Rob Rogers) Belle of Rights Cynical Lass Excitable Boy Obsequious Lad Intangable Legion (CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Better-Off-Dead Guy Fading Dan Impossible Gal Just-A-Minute Lass Mindlass OneTime Wonder Rarely-Heard-of Boy (formerly Never-Heard-Of-Before Boy ... but now we've heard of him, see?) (NOTE: see also Figment Lad and Useless-Background-Character Boy) Kiwis (in groups of 11 or less, CREATED BY: email@example.com) TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: None, or varied (after all, these are looniverse kiwis) but no superpowers. No more teeth either. That's a one time thing. ADD.NOTES: Not viscious. Phil and all other named kiwis are not public domain. This includes the Kiwi Messiah, obviously, who is a villain. Kiwis must at least start in LNHHQ, as migrations are pretty much over. L.E.G.I.O.N. (CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Brill Box (Leader) Out-of-Phase Lobo Legion of Substitute Net.Heroes (CREATED BY: BARNEJD@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU) Crossover Cop (Jerinx Krul) Hardcase Kid Yesterdaze Pseudomorph Rock Silent Knight Newbie Syndicate of Earth-September (CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus...) BBS Lad Clueless Kid Kid September Me Too Lass Poli.Sig P.U.L.P. (CREATED BY: email@example.com) Dr. Daniel "Sinful" Amick-Tention (World's Leading Authority on Styrofoam) Emmanual Emmanuel "Transmission" Kwerks ("Don't call me Manny . . .") Helen Weils Nick Naime, Agent of P.U.L.P. AKA Master of Minutiae AKA Man of Yesterday Sing-Song "Six-Yen" ("Confooshus say . . .") R.E.J.E.C.T.s '95 (CREATED BY: umgumpri@cc.UManitoba.Ca) Girlwatcher Mister Melodrama Retcon Boy Ugly Girl ADD.NOTES: In R.E.J.E.C.T.s '95 #1, the R.E.J.E.C.T.s encountered Omnipotent Man who appears to be a villain. R-Men (CREATED BY: Christopher J. Sypal, firstname.lastname@example.org) Gelatin Professor Random Man Vari (Deceased) The Sidekick Squad (CREATED BY: email@example.com) A.K.A.: The Fabulous Four, The Drinkin' Buddies, Moist Lass and her Beef- cake Groupies Kid Shakespeare Moist Lass Unperceptive Lad Stink Boy Society of Wireless Heroes (Earth-Goon) (CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Due to Per Annum's manipulation of the time stream, an alternate reality emerged where the SWH was the premier (in fact only) net.hero group in the world. Based on characters from the radio show, The Goon Show. Members include: Atom Jim - Master of catchphrases Black Minnie - Sinful gyrations and designated hostage Blue Bottle - And he shall share his jolly mixtures with naughty evil.... Dustbinman - DustGun, general stupidity, connections Fortnightman - Ability to hide from his own side for 2 weeks at a time Max Mercuray - Half man, half harmonica...fastest bandleader in the world Mr. Macro - World's fastest (and largest) reader of prepared statements Neddie Thunderbox - Controller of the magic Thunderbox WildCrun - More sinful gyrations and modern-type melodies, buddy! The Spooky Tank (CREATED BY: email@example.com) Sargeant T.C. "Gunner" Gunnison "Loader" Loadison "Driver" Drivison Spooky the Tuff L'il Ghost (with apologies) Team Clooless (CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org) Missus-U-WIT (Mechanical Intuition, formerly of the Computer Phreaks) Professor-V-PLM (Electroshock, formerly of the Pro Tech) Mizpea-B-COC (Empathy, formerly of the Seal Club) Mister-G-REN (Adrenaline Control, formerly of the Death Leopard) Colmust-Y-ARD (Hypersenses, formerly of the Free Enterprise) Misc-R-LET (Charm, formerly of the Romantics) ADD.NOTES: Come from Alpha Base (Paranoia Second Edition). Team can clone dead members. STATUS: Working as mercenaries in Europe. ===================== THE VILLAINS (Single) ===================== NAME: Acton Lord TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Fiendishly clever at times, vestigal .sig powers. Power Beams (don't do much damage, but look flashy). Ability to enhance anything to its ultimate level or corrupt it absolutely (often both). ADD.NOTES: Future version of Sig.Lad. His minions are the repugnant scurvy of net.refuse the Gradgnomes. STATUS: Alive (reserved by owner) ENEMIES: Sig.Lad NAME: The Appallingly Tasteless Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz POWERS: Can knock people out with his appalling fashion sense, dresses really really really really badly. ADD.NOTES: Knows of Mouse's status as Subliminal Girl and wants to use her to influence the rest of the world into dressing as he does. ENEMIES: Mouse, Writers Block Woman. NAME: Mister (Aeneas Romulus) Boddy TYPE: WC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: He's immortal. ADD.NOTES: He's sharing a mansion with Deductive Logic Man. He's now more than 100,000,000 years old, but doesn't look a day over, oh, 25. STATUS: Alive. No, dead. No, alive again. ENEMIES: Nobody important. NAME: The Bogus-ite "Bogie" TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: MetaMorph into any inaimate object he can imagine. Absorb powers of willing victims for 10 minutes at a time. ADD.NOTES: Mercenary who likes cash. Timid around more powerful foes, will bash lesser foes. Wicked Sense of humor (1-liners, puns, etc) NAME: Breakdown TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (Martin Phipps) POWERS: Causes nervous breakdowns. ADD.NOTES: Feels bitter over the breakup of Gen 14. GROUP AFF.: Gen 14 NAME: Can't Get A Break at the Lights, Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS:Ability to persuade others of the injustice rendered him by the Net.ropolis Department of Public Works. Persuasion ability is tripled when CGABATL,M is carrying his trusty 12-gauge shotgun. FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #6 GROUP AFFILIATION: National Rifle Association NAME: Carrion TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org NAME: Censor Girl TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Cyborg STATUS: Mindless as a result of _Looniverse Adrift_ NAME: Chair TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Turn into any form of chair possible ADD.NOTES: Partner/Lover of Table GROUP AFF.: Youngstuds NAME: Clueless Master (Frank Lee Lusive) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: The unerring ability to leave virtually no clue or trace to himself in his crimes. Confounds even the world's greatest detectives. Through a multitude of methods, Lusive leaves no clue to his location, reason or next crimespree, nor his motives (which are revealed through plot development and editor-tattling) APPEARANCE: Picture the Golden Age Green Lantern's costume only in all black and purple with a grey cloak. Has a stylized "no question marks" emblem on his chest of a question mark in a circle with a line through it. ADD.NOTES: Susceptible to editor-created plot devices, off-panel deduction and activity. Cannot seem to hire competent thugs and constantly complains about the lack of quality in the modern "thug pool." ENEMIES: Pocket Man, Golden Age Typical Super Guy, Sarcastic Lad, NAME: Collector TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mark Friedman POWERS: Collects for sentimental, monetary reasons STATUS: Alive NAME: Comics Snob Boy II TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) NAME: Crossover Queen TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Responsible for the mess of crossovers. Seeks to Louise Simonsonize the whole internet. ADD.NOTES: Created the X-Over Men. NAME: The Dark Lord (Frank, Master of 70's memorobilia) CREATED BY: The Badger (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Standard Demonic grab bag, useable via plot calling for them Can corrupt innocents by selling them items like mood rings, lava lamps, the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever, Leisure Suits with real wide lapels ADD NOTES: Frank is the most inept demon in all of Hell. He has been banished to Load Island because the pickings are supposedly easier to grab ENEMIES: The SWORDMASTER and the Renegades NAME: DA'Jacoar CREATED BY: The Badger(email@example.com) POWERS: Imagine Galactus if he was a talk show host instead of a planet eater. ADD NOTES: Kidnaps people and forces them to be on his show. ENEMIES: Anyone who doesn't want to be on his show: IE--any sane person NAME: Simon Devious TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Megalomaniac in the Lex Luthor mode. Genius inventor. Record mogul. ADD.NOTES: Devious is the arch-enemy of Vigilante Guy. Has a robot servant called Clockwork Orange. Fixated upon Simon Bar Sinister, villain from the _Underdog _ cartoons. NAME: Diceman TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com ADD.NOTES: Older brother of PC Person (see LNH #76-77 for details) NAME: Dirt TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org (Martin Phipps) POWERS: Ability to become one with dirt. ADD.NOTES: Feels bitter over the breakup of Gen 14. GROUP AFF.: Gen 14 NAME: DoomHacker TYPE: NWC (Ask as well.) STATUS: Alive, member of System Crash POWERS: Real good with computers, but tends to crash them. ADD.NOTES: Currently wanted by the USC police for crashing The LeConte computer system. NAME: Dramatizer TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Apt to cause Over-dramatization of characters. GROUP AFF.: Works for the Net.News.Network NAME: Dr. Armaggeddon TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Armor, advanced destructive weaponry... ADD.NOTES: From the same universe as Pliable Lad. Apparently a clone Both Dr. A and the Knightforce are off-limits. This means you. STATUS: Dead ENEMIES: Pliable Lad NAME: Dr. Boring TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Can refer to events that happened 5-10 years ago. Has continuous monotone slur which seems to be a derivative of Latin and English. Makes fanfare over events that seem beyond trivial or mundane. Does long narratives on "areas of interest" that seem to confuse him. Tells jokes incorrectly and forgets the punchlines! NAME: Dr. Killfile TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Potential to have greatest mind of our time, if he wasn't braindead. ADD.NOTES: Creator of "IT" NAME: Dr. Oblivion TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Mad Scientist--has an almost supernatural gift for making all sorts of nasty gadgets. ADD.NOTES: Arch enemy of Decibel Dude. Employer of Mongrel and Ug. Real name is Seamus O'Blivion. NAME: Dude With Hat TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Hat. ADD.NOTES: Used to be a black dude with a hat. NAME: Dyslexia TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Responsible for the misreading into stories, and the warping of the true meaning, because readers dont read it carefully. NAME: Ellipsis King TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Slain in Cry.Sig or somewhere in that neighborhood (the exact details have long since been retconned away) by Ultimate Ninja, he rose from the dead at the end of the Bellerophon Gambit to find he was not actually a living being, but a Net.Elemental, with full powers over the Punctuation (or Pixel) Net.Element. He soon fell under Lord Ebon's sway, but escaped when a plot to destroy the LNH failed (Constellation #12). Currently at large. STATUS: Neither alive nor dead, location unknown ENEMIES: Anyone who abuses the Net, specifically grammar and spelling errors. Once he discovers Typo Lad he may seek to kill him. Typical outraged Ostrander elemental attitude, really. NAME: Fanboy King TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mark Friedman POWERS: Leader of thousands of children into the Image Crisis (See Gen Y #1) NAME: Fan.Dom of the Alt.Ra TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: God-Like being ADD.NOTES: Wants to own all LNH licensed material. Bags people and stores them on his wall. Unsure what he wants to do with the LNH. STATUS: (reserved by owner, talk to him) NAME: Feminazi TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals NAME: Jestalt (NWC) Real Name: Thom Kassan Created by: Mike Escutia (email@example.com) Reserved by: Mike Escutia (firstname.lastname@example.org) Powers: Can merge with one or more other people to create a more powerful being. Reference: Pliable Lad #12-15. Group.Aff: None. Enemies: Pliable Lad. Status: Reserved. Notes: Counterpart of Gestalt Lad. NAME: Golden Lord TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com ADD.NOTES: Former teammate of Old Comics Man in the Classics Squad NAME: Happy Pig Boy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: Simple mind control--makes people happy, against their will by giving them what the most want. ADD.NOTES: He's a giant floating blimp-like pig. He is also very sexist, and thinks women should be subservient to him. STATUS: Alive. ENEMIES: Spite Grrrl NAME: Hellary TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com (Martin Phipps) POWERS: sorcery ADD.NOTES: Looks and talks like Hillary Clinton STATUS: After being sucked into another dimension, appears to have resurfaced on Pair.of.Dice Island. NAME: The Injoker TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) NAME: King Konquerer TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz POWERS: Exquisite timing and planning. Also has some knowledge of how plots work. ADD.NOTES: World-conquerer wannabe. ENEMIES: Writers Block Woman, Mouse. NAME: The Kiwi Messiah TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: descrii.aol.com POWERS: Extraordinary intelligence. (For a kiwi. Present company excepted, Jaelle and Jamas :o) ADD.NOTES: Controls a tribe of pacific island natives, who believe he is their messiah. For some reason, they understand him when he talks. Seeks to free his "brothers and sisters" from Kid Kiwi's "terrible mind control". ENEMIES: Kid Kiwi's Kommandos NAME: Lagneto TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Ability to create lag ADD.NOTES: Is the father of the Legionaire known as Pizza Girl. GROUP AFF.: Current leader of the Brotherhood of Net.Villains (who's current base of operations is Asteroid L). NAME: Large Caliber Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: uplink NAME: Left Hand TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals NAME: Lethal Lawyer TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mark Friedman POWERS: Able to create legal loopholes! NAME: Limbaugh Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Current host of Net.ropolis AM Live on the Net.News.Network after McLaughlin Man got fired ENEMIES: The Radicals NAME: Limburger Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: lucke@cs.UND.NoDak.edu POWERS: Possesses the Swiss Bands, bracelets of undeterminate origin, but believed to be related to the Camembert Coils originally worn by Cheeezarr which are now worn by Kid Cheeezarr. The Swiss Bands are believed to be the only source of his power but this has not been revealed to be true as of yet. ADD.NOTES: Unknown to the general populace or CHEEEZ Corps, Limburger Lad looks exactly like Cheeezarr. ENEMIES: Cheeezarr and Makkaroni, and he considers CHEEEZ Corps enemies as well, although they are not aware of him yet. STATUS: Alive, and scheming against C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps. (Reserved by Kyle) NAME: Londonbroil TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Equipped with a flamethrower and a British accent ADD.NOTES: Prefers to fight from a distance and attract as much attention to himself as possible, his passion for the theatre overshadowing any great desire to flourish as a super-villain NAME: Lord Ebon (Iago Montessi) CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ALIAS: Simon Filius POWERS: Mystic powers, dependant on the body he inhabits. The longer he spends in a body, the greater his might. He also tries to find bodies that start off with a high potential. An immortality spell he cast in the 1300's prevents him from dying, but his spirit is relatively powerless unless he can possess a body. His specialties are necromancy and alchemy, which he has adapted to the Net (see the Net.elements, he can use necromancy to undelete stuff), and his powers are greater on the net due to the inherent weakness of natural law on the Net. APPEARANCE: Whatever his host body is. If he feels the need to protect the ID of his host body, or simply wishes to be melodramatic, he covers himself in a shroud of darkness, making him look like a silhouette with flaming black eyes. ADD.NOTES: Was a baron and magician in 14th Century Italy; discovered the secret to immortality. It sent him into a deathlike coma for a few weeks, during which he was buried on sacred ground, rendering his spells powerless. In the Curseworld, he was accidentally released by Wanderer, who was then possessed. When that body was destroyed by the Raiders, he took over the body of President Bennett Rush, and the Raiders then drove him out of that body (See Ebon Reflections) and thought him destroyed. However, he lived and escaped to the Net, taking residence in the mind of Chesspiece Face. When Constellation faced him in #12 of his own title, that body was also destroyed, leaving Ebon bodiless on the Net again. NAME: The Mainstreamer (real name unknown) TYPE: NWC (villain) CREATED BY: Zach Adams (email@example.com) POWERS: Can determine the true extent of a person's disability, health problem, financial difficulty or mental ineffectiveness just by hearing them speak. Is convinced that there is no such thing as a 'special case' , and seeks to see all individuals brought into line with his idea of dog-eat-dog, fend-for-yourself survivalism, where no one is given any special help or set back on the scale regardless of pre-existing conditions. Can write amazing political advertisements, make incredible speeches to school boards, state welfare commissions and the like to promote his brand of Darwinian equality where only the perfect will survive. ADD.NOTE: Not much is known about the Mainstreamer, except that his goal of 'mainstreaming' humanity is really a front for wiping out what he considers the deadwood of net.Earth, knowing they will never survive on the terms 'normal' people live by. Was fired from the DMV for giving totally blind individuals their drivers' licenses when he worked as an instructor. It is believed that he may work for a 'higher' evil, but who this may be is as yet unknown. GROUP AFFIL: None, though he has held government and school jobs in many net.states ENEMIES: The poor, the handicapped, the sick, the dimwitted, and especially Legally-Blind Man since he represents not only the special attention given to the 'disadvantaged' but also in some cases the abuse of that attention. NAME: Manga Man TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Mostly in the realms of Special Effects and Timing ADD.NOTES: Is weakened by hearing the music of Robotech. ENEMIES: Plot King NAME: McLaughlin Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Insidiously, McLaughlin Man constantly politicizes everything. Dominates circles of like-minded individuals. ADD.NOTES: Had his own TV show. NAME: Mr. Minister TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: AdamAnt Skin (toughest material around) Supra-Genius, Super_Strength, Force Beam thru his tongue ADD.NOTES: Looks like Colussus in a preacher's outfit glued to his body. Hates Table (obviously, he knows him) Wants to take over the world STATUS: Presumably Dead, but highly unlikely ENEMIES: Table, LNH NAME: The Moderate(s) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Telepathy... but only when they're in close proximity STATUS: In separate cells in The Safe in Colorado GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League NAME: Mongrel TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: A crossbreed between a human being and a Jack Russell terrier. Can fetch like you wouldn't believe. ADD.NOTES: Henchman in the employ of Dr. Oblivion. NAME: The Mountie [(c) the RCMP and Disney. Yes, Disney] TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Basicly Wolverine without claws STATUS: Unable to find regular employment due to the disgrace of being a member of the CADL, the Mountie is working out of the Canadian consolate in Sig.ago GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League NAME: MUDMerc TYPE: NWC (Ask before using him as well.) STATUS: Alive, member of System Crash POWERS: Can 'teleport' to MUDs to get any equipment he needs. However, the tougher the item is to get, the longer it will take him. Simple items are almost instantaneous. ADD.NOTES: Gets $2500 a week plus expenses. NAME: Multi-cultural Lad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com STATUS: Somewhere in Quebec GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League ENEMIES: Le Quebecois NAME: Mr. Nasty (tm) TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Morphing ALIAS: Kingfish, crimelord of Coastal City ENEMIES: The Good Guys (tm), LNH STATUS: For now, as good as dead... but will eventually get better. NAME: Nature Boy TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals NAME: Net.cromancer TYPE: NWC (But ask first, I have plans for him) STATUS: Alive(?), member of System Crash POWERS: Can revive dead plotlines and characters. Also has mystically knowledge on par with Occultism Kid. ADD.NOTES: Serves an as-yet unseen master. NAME: Netlurker TYPE: WC CREATED BY: Mark Friedman POWERS: Similar to Multitasking Man, but adds image scanning, net.stealth, and pun-slinging (at +4!) ADD.NOTES: Can shift between net.reality.levels (a la a cyberpunk Post Bro!) STATUS: Ready, Willing, and Able ENEMIES: Redistributor NAME: Net Star TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Flamboyant cocky net personality that likes to show up and act like a celebrity. NAME: Norminator TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Liefeldesque firearm to suck capitalization, italics marks, and punctuation marks out of any post. ADD.NOTES: Looks/acts like Norm from Cheers. Created by the "forces of A.R.M." ENEMIES: LetterinG MaN Name: Odd Khan Type: NWC Created by: firstname.lastname@example.org Powers: Laser bolts, Colorblindness. Add.Notes: Odd Khan seeks anything unusual, one-of-a-kind, or rare. Enemies: Lurker Lad, Linguist Lass, the LNH in general. NAME: Omega.Mosely TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Vanishes and reappears with the same stochastic irregularity as a good Batman villian ADD.NOTES: Known for stealing other's packs of cigarettes while they are are unaware. NAME: Perfect Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com GROUP AFF.: Perfect Man was considered the perfect human specimen by the hate group known as the P.I.G.S. (People In favour of Genetic Selection). ENEMIES: Myopia Man and the Colourblind Kid Name: Phantolord TYPE: NWC CRATED BY: Abhay, firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Creates ghost servants from handy house-hold chemicals. STATUS: Alive ENEMIES: Loopy, Marcy, and Mojodog of Refugees of Net.tropolis NAME: Plummet TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #1 POWERS: Able to fall faster than any other living thing ADD.NOTES: A former student of Professor Wong's, Plummet is motivated by the fanatical desire to convert EDM into a more compact and not neccessarily animate version of himself. It is rumored that Plummet did not do overly well in Physics. Wears a magenta costume and weighs more than your first car. NAME: Pointless Death Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Is willing to kill for no reason at all, although has been known to go on individual rampages, singling out either Net.Heroes or Net.Villains Was once hired by the Grim Reaper Corps Carries a BIG gun that makes a distinctive "SHRAAACCCKKK!!!" sound. NAME: Posttime Shifter TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: If a storyline branches unexpectedly, and another posting comes along claiming to branch from the some story, but is posted at the same time... or whatever blame it on this guy. NAME: Le Quebecois TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org STATUS: In Quebec GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League ENEMIES: Multi-cultural Lad NAME: Rambug TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Exceptional strength and (for a cockroach) intelligence. ADD.NOTES: Proficient in all weaponry. STATUS: In hiding. ENEMIES: Anyone who gets in his way. NAME: Redistributor TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mark Friedman POWERS: Can buy out characters and titles at will. ADD.NOTES: Twisted Netlurker's origin, teleporting him from RACM to RAC in the process. NAME: Re-Editor TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mark Friedman POWERS: Ability to retcon and spell check simultaneously. ADD.NOTES: Helped Redistributor along with Spellchecker in above story. He can probably be 86ed. NAME: The Reviewer TYPE: NWC Created by: firstname.lastname@example.org FIRST APPEARANCE: Kid Mysticism & The Net.Titans #16. POWERS: The ability to critize characters, stories, costumes, etc. Has the ability to do anything to "fix" that which he flames/critizes. ADD.NOTES: Often will forceably try to fix anything that he thinks is wrong, and this includes retconing, killing or otherwise altering reality to do so. APPEARANCE: A muscular glowing man in a stylish blue suit. On his hands are magical gauntlets. On his chest is a Stlyized "RACC" symbol. NAME: Scowling RACelestial Height: 700 metres, or as big as he thinks he is Weight: Wastes no time on weighty issues Hair: Non-Euclidean Skin: Rugose Eyes: Squamous Known Relatives:The Scowling RACelestial may be related to the other RACelestials. The other RACelestails vehemently deny this. First Appears: Particle Man #4 Created By: Jameel Date of Birth: Exists coterminous with all times and timelines POWERS: The Scowling RACelestial is one of the most powerful beings in the known universe, or at least he thinks he is. He holds the unique ability to sow dissension wherever he appears merely by speaking. Sometimes, speaking is not even necessary. He also has been known to summon and control vast and hot-burning flames, and is immune to such, as well. Furthermore, he can cause confusion in over 30,000 people at once. Thankfully, this mighty being, for reasons as yet unexplained, has chosen to rarely use his abilities except where necessary, vital to the sanctity of the universe, or whenever the hell he feels like it. ADD.NOTES: The Scowling RACelestial is one of a mighty race known as the RACelestials; it was once thought that he was their leader, but this hypothesis has not been proven. In fact, it is unlikely, as his fellow RACelestials will rarely associate themselves with them. For safety, expediency, or plain dislike has yet to be determined, but it is likely that there is some "One Above All" which rules the RACelestials. By all accounts, the Scowling RACelestial is not under the rulership of this mighty being, whomever he or she may be. The Scowling RACelestial made his presence known the multiverse in an inauspicious, even humble manner. However, as his awareness of the muliverse gew, so did his power. Soon, the multiverse was under attack, and the One Who Scowls Above in Shadow was at the forefront of the attack (vis. "Diskette Inferno" in Cosmic Tales of Savage Intent #47). However, the Scowling One has now retreated to a position of power behind the scenes, only showing his tremendous powers of dissesion and confusion when his secretive, unconscienably horrendous and far-reaching plans deem it necessary. Or whenever the hell he feels like it. Quote: "Tremble before my might, mortals! And you -- you! You used "inexorable" as a *noun* in that last pitiful attack! Bah! I should simply wipe you all out like the fish-eating maggots you are!" copyright 1994 Sucking Chest Wound Enterprises. All rights reserved. Please inquire before making use of this character. Offenders will be liquified. NAME: Speculator TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Mark Friedman POWERS: Able to detect which books will make money for how long. STATUS: Alive NAME: Table Type: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Turn into any possible form of a table (including periodic table) Shoots splinters at people ADD.NOTES: Evil Renegade from the Past. Everybody knows him. STATUS: Captured GROUP AFF.: Leader of the Lumberjerks and the YoungStuds NAME: Taxx TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals NAME: The Time Crapper TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Able to travel thru time Able to change someone into a golden/silver aged hero ADD.NOTES: Home is Digital Clock HeadQuarters STATUS: (Whereabouts Unknown) NAME: Tsar Chasm TYPE: WC CREATED BY:firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS:'Command of the situation' (see ADD.NOTES) ADD.NOTES: Tsar Chasm is a peerless planner, combining this with his huge ego, he always appears to be in control. (hence his power) He can use this power to make others feel insecure, or inferior. This is done by speaking in a mocking tone but for stronger wills he adds facial expressions and gestures. He wears Armor of Dramatic Poses and a Constantly Billowing Cape. STATUS: Died in _Looniverse Adrift_ ENEMIES: Everyone who opposes his view of order (which is him in charge) NAME: Ug, the Henchman That Time Forgot TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Ug is a caveman, discovered frozen in ice by Dr. Oblivion. He was thawed out and given a job as a henchman. ADD.NOTES: Main muscle for Dr. Oblivion. NAME: Vapid Veterinarian TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Unknown. ADD.NOTES: He "Saved Spelling Boy's Brain" after Prof. Perhap killed him. STATUS: Unknown. NAME: Waffle Queen TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #3 POWERS: Unknown. Suspected to have something to do with waffles. ADD. NOTES: Isn't just for breakfast anymore. NAMES: Webster; Webs Tor TYPE:NWC CREATED BY:email@example.com POWERS: Webster: Of his four slots two are always filled. Slot 1: Teleporter - Can teleport self, or others or objects. Uses signal devices for lock-on(Tsar Chasm & Webs Tor have one at all times) but can teleport things he sees and to places he knows. (TIWAN #1) Slot 2: Shape-shifter - Can change shape and mass at will. (TIWAN#2) Slots 3 and 4: Smelter - Melts metal and ore (TIWAN #2) Cheater - Knows the quickest, most underhanded way out of a situation Bean-Counter - Handles finances Meter - Can measure anything by eyesight. (weights,distance,probabilities,etc;) Fighter - Very good hand-to-hand fighter, not spectacular, just adequate. Interpreter - Can translate any language (even computer languages) Augmenter - Boosts the abilities of anyone near him. Physical contact increases boost. (GPDC#4) Recruiter - Assumes new shape. Convince people to join something.(GPDC#1) Writer - Takes on appearnace of . Can write up a storm.(GPDC#6) Webs Tor: None of his four slots are filled permanantly. Slots 1, 2, 3 and 4: Doctor - Extensive knowledge of first aid. (not a surgeon)(TIWAN#1; as Time) Impersonator - Takes on characteristics and shape of any person(but not powers) (TIWAN #1) Duplicator - Duplicates one person's abilities. (Proximity needed) Orator - Can give rousing speeches, hypnotic and suggestive abilities.(GPDC#1) Protector - Emits a half-sphere force shield.(GPDC#5) Anticipator - Can fortell possible future, but not probability of occurence. Interrogator - Can get info out of anyone. Prestidigitator - Various sleight of hand and mystical tricks.(GPDC#3) ADD.NOTES: Can store up to 4 definitions, but only use them one at a time. Changes are controlled by unit on wrist, disguised as watch. Webster uses definitions ending with -ter; Webs Tor -tor. Typically Webster looks like a cute little black boy and Webs Tor is an unremarkable man with brown hair. STATUS: Faithful to Tsar Chasm ENEMIES: Whomever Tsar Chasm points out. NAME: The Worm CREATED BY: The Badger(firstname.lastname@example.org) POWERS: None. ADD NOTES: Just an earthworm. In fact, just many earthworms. Any time CAW sees a worm, he freaks amd blasts it. ENEMIES: CAW NAME: Y-Plex Burp TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Greatest Criminal Mind of this time. ADD.NOTES: Works w/ Dr. KillFile from time to time. Had possession of the Cosmic Plot Device. Last seen, returning to life of crime. ENEMIES: Table, Time Crapper, LNH ================= Villains (Groups) ================= NAME:(Group) BROTHERHOOD OF NET.VILLAINS TYPE: NWC CREATED BY email@example.com ADD.NOTES: Most evil, nefarious, group of them all. Originally formed by Table and subsequently reorganised by Mr. Homage, the Brotherhood has now taken up residence with Lagneto on Asteroid L. *NAME: Amnesia POWERS: Another plot device come to life. Old foe of OTL. *NAME: Angst POWERS: Creates angst. *NAME: Captain CoreDump POWERS: Causes Unix C programmers no end of trouble! *NAME: Color-Error Man POWERS: Responsible for errors which upset the continuum and cause flame wars. STATUS: C-E Man was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood crossover but apparently escaped *NAME: Demented Designer POWERS: Responsible for new ugly costumes for Rage, Firestar, etc. Hunted by Stichentyme Man. (another villian) *NAME: EraserHead POWERS: Deleting horror of the Looniverse. Elemental force of destruction. Unknown how Homage domesticated him. STATUS: Unknown *NAME: Grim 'N Gritty POWERS: Twin brother and sister who, when they touch, can cause the immediate area to become more "realistic" and "modernized". STATUS: Gritty was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood crossover. *NAME: Hiatus POWERS: Able to freeze heroes in place for months at a time. An attack by him may be followed by use of ReVamp Lass' powers. STATUS: Hiatus was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood crossover. *NAME: Hooded Ho`'ood Win II POWERS: Able to pit hero against hero. Believed to be an alien or extradimensional experimenter. Not to be confused w/ the original. STATUS: HHW II was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood crossover. *NAME: LobDell Lad POWERS: Public enema #1! Leaves out story middles and endings. Possesses spelling, grammar, and foreign-lang. warping powers. Former foe of Rebel Yell. STATUS: Retired *NAME: Mister Homage (Leader) POWERS: Mysterious armor-wearing rip-off artist. Has fought LNH before in some other guise. STATUS: Mr. Homage was captured in C. Champ and the Drizzt Defenders #22 *NAME: Plotchopper POWERS: Enjoys chopping plots midstream. One of the more hated LNH villians. Seems weakened since reality axis shift to Alt.Comics.LNH. *NAME: Polybag Person POWERS: Responsible for polybags around "collectible" comics. Formerly Mylar Man, until he was corrupted and fell. *NAME: Professor Perhap POWERS: Able to make verbalized questions occur and be answered. Because his powers may "perhaps" work, he keeps a pack of wild dogs. STATUS: Professor Perhap was dumped by his fellow Net.Villains by the group and subsequently placed in LNH custody. *NAME: Repetitive Lad POWERS: Answer questions on the net that have already been answered. *NAME: Revamp Lass POWERS: Causes unpopular heroes to be 'restyled' for a wider audience. Possible arch-enemy of Lost Cause Boy. *NAME: RobGoblin POWERS: Ability to make proportions of a heroes body completely ridiculous. Has negative effects on their powers. *NAME: Romantic-Innuendo POWERS: Chaos-lovin' villian who enjoys pairing up girls and guys. Powers usually temporary. *NAME: Rumor Monger POWERS: Spreads latest rumors. Foe of OTL since "Cable-is-Nathan-Summers" rumor. *NAME: X-Intruder POWERS: Frequently upsets R.A.C.M. readers by posting X-book-related material to that group. Hounded for this, he turns to a life of crime. NAME: CasCaders TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Able to spout off one line rhymes for several hours. ADD.NOTES: Lead by mysterious leader. Borg-Like people from Alt.CasCade who invade other newsgroups. Want to conform others into joining them. STATUS: Flamed in _Descent_ NAMES: CRASH, SMASH and BASH TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: uplink NAME:(Group) The Cynical Six TYPE: WC CREATED BY: email@example.com ADD.NOTES: RobGoblin left for the BrotherHood of Net.Villians. STATUS: Currently Active ENEMIES: Any body who wishes to make descent books, art, etc. *NAME: Blandman POWERS: Editor-in-chief of a comic company who has power to stifle all creative thought and reduce his victims to mundane characters. Against heroes he inhibits them from using their powers creatively and reduces them to saying things like "Hulk Smash". *NAME: Cynico POWERS: Ability to place doubt into a hero by commenting on his reasons for doing something. Generates cynical bolts and can levitate on his cynical comments. *NAME: Doctor Ludicrous(Leader) POWERS: Tentacles of ludicrosity that make an opponents powers, background, plot, etc. ludicrous *NAME: Hysterio POWERS: Make people take interest in (on a hysterical scale) comics that really suck or stupid crossovers that have been kicked to death. *NAME: NetVulture POWERS: Bored student who constantly read e-mail and was transformed into the NetVulture by a power surge. Ability to damage people's egos, which is a vital part of a superhero's anatomy. NAME: Deadly Faux of Easily-Discovered Man TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org *NAME: Easily-Deciphered Man *NAME: Easily-Dejected Man *NAME: Easily-Directed Man *NAME: Easily-Disgusted Man *NAME: Easily-Distracted Man NAME: The Dorfs TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Give callously cruel, and usually wrong answers to intelligent posts. Gives dehumanizing responses to posts by first timers who didn't know any better NAME: The Dorfian Imperial Guard TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com *NAMES: Anon, Beavis, Bigshot, Bore, Butthead, Carry-On, Dorfquake, Flamebolt, Flamestar, Flamer, Flamewar, Hopgoblin, Instigator, Marshall LaRocque, Naysayer and Nightsnide STATUS: Supposedly died during a flame war on the moon (LNH #73) NAME: The Dunce Circle TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Believe that their way is THE WAY and nobody else could be right. NAME: The Editors TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: To allow storylines to continue on their course. To edit out a person from a story, and put in another. NAME:(Group) E.R.N.I.E. - The Evil Regiment of Naughty Inane Editors TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) *NAME: Peter-Out-Son POWERS: Takes a storyline and warps it into a string of ridicuolous *EVENTS* *NAME: Euryne POWERS: Unleashes fan-boyish writers onto a once proud comic traditon, allowing a story to become merely a bunch of *EVENTS *NAME: Harrass POWERS: Evil being that chases good writers off good books to pander to fan-boy artists. *NAME: Defacto POWERS: Pure Evil! The leader of E.R.N.I.E. Thinks he can write like the creators of the world, but can't. Responsible for flooding the market with net.clones! NAME:(Group) Elders TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Want the Insanity Gems *NAME: Basher POWERS: to bash *NAME: Conventioneer (leader) POWERS: unknown *NAME: Flamer POWERS: to flame *NAME: MUSHmaster POWERS: to enable someone to run a character in a MUSH NAME: Fundamentalist Circle TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) POWERS: Able to leak funds from the comic industry to buy Liefeld's books. NAME: Gen 14 TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com *NAME: Breakdown POWERS: Telepathy and psychic projection *NAME: Dirt POWERS: Filthy *NAME: Jailbait POWERS: Power over gravity *NAME: Moonmaker (Warrier or the Mohawk Tribe) POWERS: Produces a psychic whip *NAME: Morgan Le Fab (Leader) POWERS: Superstrength NAME: Grim Reaper Corps TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Bureaucracy responsible for keeping track of who's supposed to be dead NAME:(Group) The Junior Brotherhood of Net.Villains TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com (Jennifer Whitson) ADD.NOTES: The BoNV's trainee group. They're not very good at villany yet, but they're working on it. *NAME: Mr.Fossavellus/the man in the black trenchcoat POWERS: None known. He is the team's leader/teacher *NAME: Kid Camouflage POWERS: She has the ability to blend with her surroundings. Once a sidekick, she is now the team's field leader. *NAME: Explosion Boy POWERS: He can cause an explosion when he touches something. But he can control his powers, so no Rogue-like angsting. *NAME: Rebecca Drayer POWERS: She has minor sorcerous powers. *NAME: Mr.Exposition POWERS: He handles the exposition, of course. He's pretty good at it. *NAME: Dust POWERS: She controls dust-sized particles telikinetically. *NAME: Hooded Ho-od Win Jr. POWERS: Yeah, I know, a third one. I couldn't resist. She has no idea how to use her powers. NAME: Lumberjerks TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Lead by Table *NAME: Axing Rose POWERS: Rock-Star wanna-be. Token Big Man. Uses a big axe, and sings very ver poorly while fighting. *NAME: Login Lady POWERS: Insane lady who talks to her log, who doesn't talk back. Pounds people in the head with the log. *NAME: See-Saw POWERS: Arms are living saws. Needs a straw to eat. STATUS: Captured in _Acts of Violence_ NAME: Netter Liberation Front TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com *NAME: Girl Next Door(tm) POWERS: Attracts men of all ages to look at her. Seems familiar, but you can't place the face. *NAME: IceHot POWERS: Either her fire is cold, or her ice is hot. Genetic defect from an experiment. *NAME: Mistake POWERS: Able to kinda look like somebody, but can't quite do it. *NAME: Pylon POWERS: Token big man. All teams need one of these. *NAME: Rush_Fan POWERS: Able to take up lost of posting room with dribble about Rush. Would rather die than hear anything bad about them. STATUS: Captured in _Jungle Cheesecake_ NAME: Net.Villain Wannabes TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Former members of the NRA who see BONV as a club they want to join. Created havoc to prove their worthiness as villains. *NAME: Lord Vicious (Bob Smith) POWERS: Mind control *NAME: The Evil Enemy (Chris Harras) (leader) POWERS: Energy projection *NAME: The Fiend (Maxwell Harras) POWERS: Growls a lot *NAME: The Mean Master (Roger Johnston) POWERS: Invulnerability *NAME: The Wicked One (John Smart) POWERS: Casts illusions STATUS: Captured in _Acts of Violence_ NAME: Pencil Rain TYPE: NWC FIRST APPEARANCE: Particle Man #11 CREATED BY: email@example.com *NAME: Hammer Down POWERS: Super-strength, wields a gigantic hammer with jets on the back of the head to add to the power of his blows. Forms body of Pencil Rain. ADD. NOTES: "Hammer down" and "Rabbit ears" are the only words he knows. *NAME: Hypnotist POWERS: He's a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladies. Forms left leg of Pencil Rain. ADD. NOTES: Non-combatant, lets his hypnotized slaves fight for him. *NAME: Mammal (Pete) POWERS: Can become any mammal that has ever existed. Root form is a large, furry humanoid. Forms right leg of Pencil Rain. ADD. NOTES: speaks in hundreds of different voices at once, in perfect synchronization (all capital letters). Refers to himself in the third person a lot. *NAME: Rabid Child (Jim) POWERS: Razor-sharp fingernails, super-senses, healing factor (yeah, a lot like Wolverine). Forms right arm of Pencil Rain. ADD. NOTES: Leader of Pencil Rain. A drop dead, Jim Lee-drawn gorgeous blonde. Used to be male. Is not happy about being a woman. *NAME: The Sun (Howie) POWERS: The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas. Flight, plasma blasts. Appears as a flaming humanoid, but can revert to normal. Forms left arm of Pencil Rain. **NAME: Pencil Rain POWERS: Fusion of the five members of Pencil Rain. Each limb uses the power contained in it, though Hypnotist's power takes more thought than Pencil Rain can usually muster. 20 feet tall and massively strong. Can cause sharp pencils to rain from the sky in immediate area. ADD. NOTES: Not too bright. Good at destruction, but not much else. Has been easily duped in the past. Speaks with the voices of all of his components (all capitals). GROUP ORIGIN: The Pencil Rain were a gang that used to bully Person Man in High School. They were in the area when the frying pan struck Particle Man, and they were each altered by it and granted TheyMightBePowers. ADD. GROUP NOTES: Pencil Rain usually dress in work clothing (Hammer Down), street clothes (Hypnotist, The Sun), combat fatigues (Rabid Child), and nothing (Mammal). None of them wears a costume. ENEMIES: Particle Man NAME: The Radicals TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org *Feminazi *Left Hand *Nature Boy *Taxx ENEMIES: Limbaugh Man, Lethal Lawyer NAME: S.C.U.D.-Super Criminals of Usenet Directories TYPE: NWC (except for Dog-Boy, who is a WC) CREATED BY: Rene Villareal(email@example.com.CSUFresno.EDU) *NAME: Iraqi Alex(leader) POWERS: To create machines capable of massive chaos.(only a 20% chance that it'll actually work) ADD.NOTES: Has an incredibly phony Middle Eastern accent and wears the garb of "Lawrence of Arabia". *NAME: Dog-Boy(literal sidekick) POWERS: Can morph into any form of dog at will (i.e. rottweiler, wolf, chihuahua, etc.). Has heightened senses. ADD.NOTES: A reluctant villian, his only wish is to leave S.C.U.D. and find total "Sanctuary". Hates cats and people who use the terms 'fix' and 'spade' in a taseless context. Wears a restictive collar built by Iraqi Alex that keeps him from escaping. *NAME: Bubba Fett POWERS: Cyborg with the ability to mentally constuct any weapon or device from his bionic arm. ADD.NOTES: Has the intelligence of grapefriut. Because of this, he must seek constant guidence from Iraqi Alex when on important missions. Also has a horrible Scwarrzenegger(sp?) accent. *NAME: Alison Chains POWERS: Has the ability to persuade and control weak-minded males (about 85% of the male population). ADD.NOTES: A former Rock-and-Roll groupie, Alison acts like the stereotypical blond bombshell bimbo(Kelly Bundy). In reality, Alison posesses above-average intelligence. *NAME: Barry, the Grinning Purple Nightmare POWERS: Can melt the minds of his victims with an assault of compliments, sing-a-longs, and moral values. Can also withstand any fatal blow, known as the MARVEL EFFECT(TM), with some exceptions. ADD.NOTES: A mindless muppetsaur that was spawned from the Dark Portal, as should be explained in the Net.ronomicon. Iraqi Alex liked his style of fighting so much, he was given his own daytime TV show/torture room. NAME: Stereotype Squad TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Stereotypes are bad; these are some of the worst. *NAME: Asian-Stereotype Man POWERS: Has black belt in karate. *NAME: Asian-Stereotype Woman POWERS: Carries a sword. *NAME: Black-Stereotype Man POWERS: Superhuman Strength *NAME: Black-Stereotype Woman POWERS: Has bionic hand. *NAME: Hispanic-Stereotype Man POWERS: Is fast with a switchblade. *NAME: Latin-Stereotype Woman POWERS: Has Razor Sharp (tm) fingernails. STATUS: Captured in _The Good Guys (tm)_ LS NAME: W.I.R.E.D. (We Intend Rule & Eternal Domination) TYPE: NWC (Public Domain) CREATED BY: Mongoose, email@example.com POWERS: No superhuman ones known. Has access to gobs of technology and money. ADD.NOTES: W.I.R.E.D. is a vast Hydra-like orginization, whose goal is to overthrow the U.S. government ("The evil, invasive Government!") and take over the country. W.I.R.E.D. is led by five Agents, Mark, Shell, Mike, Lou, and Han. STATUS: Alive. ENEMIES: Ziff-Davis. NAME: wReamicus Maximus and Acolytes of DFANDOM TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org POWERS: Time travel and controversy causing abilities. ADD.NOTES: Live for postings of DVANDOM, force in Looniverse. STATUS: wReamicus Maximus is currently in a coma with Brother Bud leading the Acolytes NAME: X-Over Men TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: email@example.com POWERS: Able to change form to confuse a already confused audience. Able to join any cross-over at any time (High potential of overuse) ADD.NOTES: Servants of the Cross-Over Queen. NAME: Youngstuds TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: firstname.lastname@example.org ADD.NOTES: Led by Table, they seek to kill mutants for sport. *NAME: Ironcast POWERS: Iron Man ripoff *NAME: Rock POWERS: Thing ripoff *NAME: Arrow POWERS: Hawkeye ripoff *NAME: Priest POWERS: Bishop ripoff STATUS: Captured in _Acts of Violence_