LNH Roster
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LNH A-E
LNH F-P
LNH R-Unlikely Aliens
Independant and Wild Cards (Singles)
Independant and Wild Cards (Teams)
Villains (Single)
Villains (Group)
**NOTE: With the large numbers of new characters introduced recently,
it has become an open question as to the status of characters who haven't
appeared for a while in so much as it we don't know whether the LNH will
expand indefinitely or eventually reach as steady state with characters
leaving as new ones show up. Characters that have not appeared for some
time are being labelled with "STATUS: ?".
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LNH A-E
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NAME: Adamant Authority-on-Everything
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: Thinks he knows it all and utterly refuses to compromise
his opinion.
STATUS: ?
NAME: Administration Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo (and every college who has this person).
POWERS: Ability to cause frustration and anger in a person to the point
that the person will physically attack Ad-man unless the person is
incapable (ie a barrier).
ADD.NOTES: Ad-man automatically tells a person "no" to any reason
and will come up with some innane excuse that sends the other
person into
a rage. Ad-man shows up in situations that include (but are not
limited
to) financial aid, credit transfer, et cetera.
STATUS: Hangs out in LNHHQ.
GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE
APPEARANCE: Blue suit, bright red tie, and steel suitcase.
NAME: aLLiterative Lass
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cffitzge@iastate.edu
POWERS: Ability to speak only in aLLiterative lines.
Mainly martial abilities of a novice Ninja.
ADD.NOTES: aLLiterative Letters should be capitalized.
Looks like a Jim Lee female ninja.
Side-Kick to LetterinG Man
NAME: All-Knowing Last-Chance Whiner Destiny Woman
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: Tends to be mysterious and appears and disappears
whenever the
reader is confused and needs a hint or two.
Also prophecies of things to come, like.. the impending
doom of
RAC.
ADD.NOTES: Great for plot exposition.
NAME: Amorphous Lad (NWC)
Created by: wReam (SL859@cc.usu.edu)
Powers: Shapeshifting
Reference: Pliable Lad #25, #30.
Group.Aff: LNH
Enemies: The Master of the Net.
Status: ?
NAME: Anything-You-Can-Do-I-Can-Do-Better Lad (aka the Mimic)
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Mattp@matt.ksu.ksu.edu
POWERS: Challenges anything just to keep the conversation going.
ADD.NOTES: Never shuts up, and his mind is already made up.
STATUS: ?
Back-History Boy (NWC)
Real Name: Roy Look
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Reserved by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Postcognition -- the ability to see into the past of
an object
or person.
Reference: Quote King & Back-History Boy: Semi-Impressive Return
Group.Aff: Secretly an agent of a top-secret organization,
planted in the
LNH to gather information.
Enemies: None, though it has been implied that he has dealt
with the
Master of the Net before.
Status: Dead and Very Reserved.
Notes: Was temporarily insane, but has since been cured.
Killed by the Master of the Net in Pliable Lad #20.
Is in no way related to Kid Recap. He's also taller. }->
NAME: Bad-Timing Boy
ALIAS: Brad Thomas Boyd
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Say the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y
NAME: BandWagon Boy
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: Liable to jump on in anywhere, even w/out prior knowledge.
ADD.NOTES: Has been caught buying Image Comics.
Never buys 1st issues.
Has no own opinion, just uses other peoples.
Secret Identity is the Ultimate Ninja.
Only CheeseCake-Eater Lad and Typo Lad know his secret.
STATUS: Alive as the Ultimate Ninja
NAME: Bandwagon Chick
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: clark@netcom.com
POWERS: Gets involved in things long after it's chic.
NAME: Bibliography Boy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Jerry Boyajian
POWERS: Ability to answer any question
STATUS: Teaching at Net.ropolis Academy
NAME: Bicycle Repair Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: HC61@lafibm.lafayette.edu
POWERS: British Humor
Possibly *some* (but varying) superboy powers, Plus repairs
bicycles.
ADD.NOTES: Born from a Monty Python Sketch, F.G. Superboy is secretly
Bicycle Repair Boy!
Able to completely confuse people in a single post!
Looks remarkably like a young Eric Idle in a Superman Suit.
How he uses his powers: Remember that foot in the MP
credits?
STATUS: maybe.
ENEMIES:BBC censors, Religious Fundamentalists, Hex Luthor,
Evil and shoddy bicycle mechanics.
NAME: Bizarre Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: A wide variety of powers that never seem to work right
when he needs them.
ADD.NOTES: Smitten w/ Pizza Girl
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y
NAME: Bladed Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Campbell March [MARCH_C@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz]
POWERS:
Ability to turn his hands and/or feet into whirling blades.
Some Martial-Arts experience.
Tone deaf.
STATUS: Presently unaffiliated.
ADD.NOTES: Easygoing, friend of Guitar Man
APPEARANCE: Wears brown leather jacket, blue jeans, white tshirt. Has
brown hair and green eyes.
NAME: Bludwulf, Major Denis (ret.)
AKA: Fortnightman
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
POWERS: Has the power to evade capture for extended periods, but
only if
fleeing from his own side. Ace Zeppelin pilot and experienced
penguin
wrangler, specializing in interdimensional penguins. Has
exaggerated
appearance due to run in with RobGoblin (see Villains Roster).
ADD.NOTES: See Dvandom Force #37
STATUS: Wild Card, former member of Society of Wireless Heroes
(Earth-Loon)
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force (not member, but pilot and penguin
wrangler for)
RESERVED BY: creator
ENEMIES: Per Annum, InfraHumanite, Her Majesty's Army
NAME: Bot Boy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu
POWERS: Standard Robotic Body, enhanced strength, elongating arms,
computer brain.
ADD.NOTES: Bot Boy can feel emotions, but generally either
overfeel them
or underfeel them.
APPEARANCE: A human-sized, humanoid red metallic robot with a
domino mask
over his vision scanners, and a blue cape is hooked to his
shoulders.
NAME: Brand Name Boy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (hrivnak@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu)
POWERS: Has the ability to call everything by a brand name, even
if the item is not of that brand. For example, all soda is "Coke",
all tissues are "Kleenex", etc.
ADD.NOTES: Fixes a damn good copier (or as he calls it "Xerox"),
which is why he was allowed to join. Likes to bug Nit-Pick Lad.
STATUS: Alive, member of Los Bastardos
APPEARANCE: Wears overalls and a "Xerox" cap. Carries his tool
box with him.
NAME: Browsing Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Able to read Sandman, Hepcats, and Savage Henry while
standing in front of comic rack
GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans
NAME: California Kid
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Read comix weeks after everyone else has discussed them...
NAME: Cannon Fodder
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: In every comic Cannon Fodder appears to allow other heroes
ability to demonstrate their powers on him. He dies
all the
time.
NAME: CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: ALWAYS CAPITALIZES EVERYTHING.
ADD.NOTES: OFTEN KILLED ON THE SPOT FOR THIS.
IS BROUGHT BACK WHEN SOMEBODY DOES THIS.
NAME: Captain CleanUp
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Good at cleaning up.
ADD.NOTES: Has sidekick named Squeaky Clean
Drives a super-fast street sweeper.
Usually appears when it is time to clean-up.
Name: Captain MUSH
Type: NWC
Created By: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu (Ben Rawluk)
Powers: Can use MUSH commands @create, @destroy, @name and @desc, to
create weapons.
Add.Notes: Is the Alt.Ernate Identity of LNH_Bldr
Affiliation: LNH, Net.Titans
NAME: Captain Naplam
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: lee@soda.berkerly.edu
POWERS: Gratuitously flame bozos to charred crisps
ADD.NOTES: Mastered art of flaming w/out cause
Anyone offending him will be charred to crisp as CN
bursts into
flame.
Will reappear later with an explosion of flame.
ENEMIES: Nomex Man, only person impervious to Capt. Naplam's flames
NAME: Catalyst Lass
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Power to make others share my interests
NAME: Cheeezarr/Masked Man
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: lucke@vm1.nodak.edu
POWERS: Ability to make any encounter cheesy, cliched, and
generally silly.
Plus, he owns Camembert Coils, cosmic weapons of
indeterminate
origin.
The Coils grant him many cosmic powers. (no limits found, yet)
Ability to ride off into the sunset and disappearing from
sight.
ADD.NOTES: Appointed Frigidaire to the Universe by Freon, cosmic
entity.
GROUP AFFILIATION: C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps
ENEMIES: Flying.Altogether.Too.Naked.Villain, Limburger Lad
NAME: Cheeez Arrow
AKA: Stanley King
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
POWERS: Uses specially-created "Cheeez" in gimmick arrows.
Filthy rich, at
least until author decides to rip off the "Green Arrow Loses
His Fortune"
story. No connection to C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps.
ADD.NOTES: See Constellation #35
STATUS: Reservist in LNH
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force
RESERVED BY: creator
ENEMIES: Baron Umlaut
NAME: Cheesecake Eater Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Ability to create any type of Cheesecake known to man
and many more unknown
Has several special cheesecake dispensers equipped in his
costume
Is learning ninjistu from the Ultimate Ninja
NAME: Cliche Dude
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Shout out cliches at any time, which are used as missile
weapons.
ADD.NOTES: formerly of the Tantalizing Teens
STATUS: ?
NAME: Clown
TYPE: NWC?
CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo
POWERS: Clown type things, makes people laugh by honking nose.
ADD.NOTES: For some reason Clown is now travelling with TL. Clown
does not speak, honking the bright red nose that adorns the face.
STATUS: Travelling around with TL.
GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE
APPEARANCE: Picture a clown with a big red nose. . .
NAME: Coma Kid (Juan Trylle)
TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS: Cause others to lapse into comas through mental powers.
ADD.NOTES: Must enter a coma-like state soon after using his
power, and stay
there for as long as he used it, or suffer physical degredation.
His comas are
*not* equivalent to sleep.
NAME: Comics-Snob Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Able to convice another to fight after insulting their
comic tastes.
STATUS: Dead, believed suicide.
Confetti Girl (NWC)
Real Name: Kasey Davis
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Can generate and control confetti.
Reference: Pliable Lad #26-28.
Group.Aff: LNH
Enemies: None.
Status: Alive and available.
Notes: Partner of Kid Citrus
NAME: Continuity Champ (Daryth)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: BARNEJD@WKUVX1.wku.edu
POWERS: The ability to redefine and remake continuity, come up
with semi-
plausible explanations, fire blasts, fly, and several other
as-yet unreaveled powers.
ADD.NOTES: Known to be last survivors of an extradimensional race.
Hinted as an "exiled Knight of Continuity"
Lived several centuries.
STATUS: On leave.
ENEMIES: Crossover Queen, Royalty King, Dr. Killfile
NAME: Continuity Champ Junior (Chet Wiggins)
TYPE: WC CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS:Provides explanations for events to preserve continuity. Flies.
ADD.NOTES: He idolizes Continuity Champ, and tries to emulate him.
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y
NAME: Contraption Man
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Always making those wonderful gadgets and contraptions.
ADD.NOTES: From the future.
Saw infamousd "traitor" clip and warned the LNH
NAME: Convoluted Origin Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Badger (mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: Convoluted Origin Man's powers change every issue of any
comic he appears in, because every issue of every comic he appears
in his entire past is revealed to be a lie.
ADD. NOTES: Convoluted Origin Man (Or Gary) is a nice guy, but
unfortunately he got powers. He doesn't know HOW he got them,
because his wily foe, HAMMA, keeps revealing his past is a lie.
STATUS: Alive
ENEMIES: HAMMA, PERSIAN MAN, SABREFOOT
NAME:Cool Kid
TYPE:NWC
CREATED BY: bohead@ix.netcom.com (Dilip Shah)
POWERS: Time travel,energy blasts,super anti-matter excuses for
not doing
homework
ADD.NOTES: Use C.K. as much as you like just get him home by
10:00 or he
faces DIRE consequences
STATUS: Alive(sometimes in detention though)
ENEMIES: Teacher Lady, Parent-Teacher Confrence Man,
The Peer Pressure Gang, Rule Man
STATUS: ?
NAME: Copyright Kid
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: asjes@acad2.alaska.edu
POWERS: Able to send a copyright or trademark violation into
Legal Limbo ( (c) and (tm) 1993 United States Legal System).
ADD.NOTES: Carries Oblivion Blaster (tm)
Works with Trademark Lass
NAME: Curly
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: U16244@uicvm
POWERS: Super strength
GROUP AFF.: Net.Patrol
ADD.NOTES: Has intelligence of Stimpy
NAME: Decibel Dude
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Peter Milan (pmilan@fscvax.fsc.mass.edu)
POWERS: D-Dude was accidentally given total power over sound by the
Dr. Oblivion. He is also partly invulnerable
(nigh-invulnerable ?)
has great strength and can fly. His favorite fighting maneuver is
the Supersonic Whap Upside Yer Head.
GROUP AFFILIATION: Partner of Vigilantee Guy
NAME: Deja Dude
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
POWERS: Power of suggestion.
Ability to transport helpself between newsgroups.
Energy blasts (but only when absolutely required by the plot).
ADD.NOTES: Has been known to carry non-lethal weapons.
NAME: Deductive Logic Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859.CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: Leap to incredible conclusions with the very least amount of
evidence.
ADD.NOTES: Real name is Ferris Jones.
Drinks _Mr._ Paprika
NAME: Doctor Stomper (Vincent)
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Ability to come up with an entertaining explanation for the
stupid plotlines and plot devices
NAME: Demon Boy
TYPE: WC CREATED BY: enubf@csv.warwick.ac.uk
POWERS: Completely by accident, Demon Boy found himself with the
ability to summon demons just by saying their names. Less
powerful
ones are automatically bound and forced to do his will; the more
powerful they get, the more bargaining Demon Boy has to do.
Generally,
he sticks to the lesser creatures, some of which even make good
conversationalists. Demons have a habit of concealing their
names, so
Demon Boy has to do a fair amount of research before he can
call upon
a creature he hasn`t used before.
ADD. NOTES: Demon Boy is a fairly cheerful sort of bloke, whose real
interest lies in films, of which he has a collection that
requires the
use of a dimensional warping field in order to fit them
into his room;
he often quotes from films or imitates characters from
films, but not
so much that it could be classed as a power in itself. He
could give
Obscure Trivia Lad a run for his money, though...
STATUS: Alive.
GROUP AFF.: Legion of Occult Heroes.
ENEMIES: Same as Green Trenchcoat.
NAME: DOG-BOY
CREATED BY: Rene Villareal (rgv00@mondrian.csufresno.edu)
POWERS: Can morph into any form of dog at will. Has heightened senses,
coupled with a sixth sense (a.k.a. Lassie Sense). Was
`conditioned' by S.C.U.D. with a permanent collar, a
bio-plastic suit which can melt into his skin, and cybernetic
eye implants (glows red in the dark).
WEAPONS: An expandable metal staff that separates into nunchucks.
ADD.NOTES: When all else fails, DB will attack in a psychotic fit,
tearing and shedding ANYTHING in his path.
ENEMIES: S.C.U.D., cats, cat-people, cat-lovers, vets, mailmen, anyone
who uses the words `fix' and `spade' in a tasteless context.
NAME: Doom-Monger (Sgt. Robert Dravin)
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: gearman@viper.engr.scarolina.edu
POWERS:
1) Speed Burst. Doom-Monger can move very quickly for a short
period of time.
2) Hyperspatial Holster: This is a sub-space container that
holds all of Doom-Monger's weapons. The weapons are
a chainsaw, a 9-mm pistol, a 12-gauge shotgun, a
rotary assault cannon, a rocket launcher, a plasma
cannon, and the BFG 9000.
3) Armor and tac-helmet: This provides a considerable amount
of protection and gives him a heads up display of the
area along with thermal and telescopic vision.
NAME: Domestic Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: kenaschm@cs.indiana.edu
POWERS: Various around the headquaters repair abilities.
Has any tools he needs.
ADD.NOTES: Has a backpack that is his toolbox.
NAME: Easily-Discovered Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
POWERS: Glows in the dark. Can be detected by anyone with a geiger
counter at a distance of 100 square miles. Smiles a lot.
FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #1 (duh)
ADD.NOTES: Professor Theodore Wong, head (and only member) of the
Physics Department at Dave Thomas Deluxe University, wanted so
badly to become
a super-hero that he subjected himself to an evening's bomardment with
radiation. While slightly deranged, he nevertheless seeks to
carry out a
never-ending battle for Justice and Good and as many postings as he can
possibly work himself into. Wears a flourescent green Lycra
costume with a
chartreuse cape, cowl and happy face on his chest, bright orange
gloves and
turquoise boots. Drives the Easily-Discovered Van.
NAME: Easily-Discovered Man Lite
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
POWERS: Thinks he has a razor-sharp wit.
FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #1
ADD.NOTES: Hector Lopez was told by his high school guidance counselor
either to accept a low-paying menial job or try out for the role of
Easily-Discovered Man's sidekick. Mr. Lopez has since come to
wonder whether
"menial" is perhaps really as bad a word as it is made out to be.
Wears
whatever he darn well pleases.
NAME: Easy Going Lad
TYPE: WC (email gearman@viper.engr.scarolina.edu if you want to use him)
POWERS: Adept of Surreality Magic (Knows about a half-dozen spells)
Bolts of Surreality (never the same effect twice in a row)
Easy going - hard to make him worry or panic. Keeps everything
in perspective.
ADD.NOTES: The only thing that sets Easy Going Lad on edge is music by
Barry Manilow.
Echo Lad (NWC)
Real Name: Eric Markowan
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Reserved by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Can cause existing sound waves to echo back at their
source
and not touch their original target at all. This
quite con-
veniently includes sonic-energy weapons.
Reference: Pliable Lad #3, #8, #28, #29.
Group.Aff: Former Generation Y member.
Former employee of Sidekicks'R'Us.
Enemies: None.
Status: Dead.
Notes: Talked in a wierd, echoey voice...like like like this this
this when alive. Died during the Crisis of Infinite
Sidekicks.
Brother of Reverb Boy.
NAME: Elf
CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo (wep@oitunix.oit.mass.edu)
POWERS: Elf type powers, move silent, quick.
ADD.NOTES:Is always one of the top 5 fighters on a planet, but does not
enjoy fighting. Has a really big sense of humor and is nice to
everyone.
Unless they are named Greg. Elf has access to a number of heroes from
the no.verse, who may show up at a later date.
Elf has several items of other worldly nature. Namely the Squeegie
Periwinkle, (A magical squeegie made of periwinkles.) and Thor's
Cup, which
has yet to be cateloged.
GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE
NAME: Elvis Man
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: saint@ctron.com
POWERS: Emit Vocals to either hit opponents and swoon female opposers.
Blind opponents with sequins on costume and his jewelry.
Black belt in karate.
Created Hip-kido: personal assualt combat with bucking and hip
motion.
Uses rings as brass knuckles.
GROUP AFF.: Saint Squad
NAME: Entropy Kid
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Ability to offer his opinion of almost any subject, but only
ONCE per thread.
NAME: Errand Boy
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: asjes1@acad2.alaska.edu
POWERS: Errand Boy has the power to instantly know where anyone
or anything
is.
However, he cannot activate these powers himself; he must be given an
'errand.'
Also, he can only do one at a time. For example, if somebody
wanted him to
deliver a bouquet of roses to Acton Lord, he'd know exactly where
Acton Lord
was until he delivered the roses.
ADD.NOTES: Errand Boy is somewhat lazy, and going on errands is
not one of his
favorite things to do. Also, he tends to run into trouble when on
errands,
which makes him dislike them even more.
STATUS: Alive; member of the LNH.
ENEMIES: None yet, but that'll change...
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NAME: Fan.Boy
TYPE: WC Created by: enright_j@ix.wcc.govt.nz
POWERS: Can stun people with his ability to pronouce punctuation.
Knows everything that has ever been posted to all newsgroups
(must concentrate on that news.group first though).
(More to be revealed)
ADD.NOTES: Knows all the secrets and subplots/revelations that
have been
posted (doesn't speak about it much as he realises the
sensitivity
of the topics).
"Official How-To-Write Fan.Boy" available by email for more
information.
STATUS: Alive
GROUP.AFF: Is currently aff.licting the LNH.
ENEMIES: None.
NAME: Figment Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: *****
NAME: FlameProof Lad / Flame Writer
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Only flameproof, not able to emit flames
Able to emit flames
ADD.NOTES: Flameproof Lad could become Flame Writer when an innocent
was flamed
STATUS: Believed to be dead at this time by his fellow Legionaires
FOOTNOTE GIRL (Petina Witherington-Brown)
TYPE: NWC CREATED BY: Saxon Brenton
POWERS: Creates footnotes; for the instant she creates the
footnote she gets a flash of omnicognizance so that the details
are correct, then she forgets it. Uses hockey sticks as weapons
of choice
ADD NOTES: Younger sister of Librarian Lady
ORIGIN: _Limp-Asparagus Lad_ #10
NAME: The Forgetting One
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Can never remember the damn artist/writers name until
the next day.
NAME: Fourth Wall Lass (Terri)
TYPE: NWC
REVAMPED BY: u921953@student.canberra.edu.au (Saxon Brenton)
POWERS: Able to cross the 4th wall. Rapid transit between places by
moving between panels. Ability to gather information by reading
captions and thought balloons; has taken speed reading course to
gather such information.
APPEARANCE: Red, brown, and grey bodysuit, domino mask.
NAME: Frat Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
CREATED BY: uplink (uplink@unomaha.edu)
DESCRIPTION: A short college-age kid in a frat sweatshirt and
jeans, with
glasses and overall nondescript except for the greek letters on his
shirt.
POWERS: Backs up Steak and Potatoes Man by creating classic
"Frat" foods,
primarily beer. Also has the ability to make people rant and rave
at him about his silly shenanigans and pranks, threatening to expel
him or call his parents, instead of blasting him with their powers.
NAME: Fuzzy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Vagueness and ambiguity that confound my enemies
NAME: Glitch Girl
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Marie.E.Antoon@students.Miami.EDU
POWERS: limited control over eletronics and mechanical devices,
mostly to make them malfunction, i.e:glitch
ADD NOTES: sometimes, her powers seem to have a mind of their own
(and maybe they do...)
STATUS: alive
ENEMIES: none...yet
NAME: Grammer Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Corrects grammar.
STATUS: ?
NAME: Green Trenchcoat
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: enubf@csv.warwick.ac.uk
POWERS: Sort of mystical earth energy. A bit like the wild magic in
Thomas Covenant in it`s visible manifestations, except green. The
power derives from the earth, which puts him generally in
touch with
nature, allowing for all sorts of handy sensing abilities.
ADD. NOTES: Green Trenchcoat is a dour and serious sort, as well as
slightly mysterious- how did he get those powers? What is
his real
agenda? No one is quite sure, and he isn`t about to tell.
He`s also
annoyingly environmentalist, to the point where anyone
dropping litter
in his vicinity will get a very long lecture on the subject,
to the point of mental incapability. GT was retconned into
existence during Retcon Hour; how much came with him is unknown.
STATUS: Alive.
GROUP AFF.: Legion of Occult Heroes.
ENEMIES: Lots. The Incorporate Conspiracy are the only ones mentioned
so far; others may or may not have been retconned into
existence along with GT.
NAME: Guitar(less) Man
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Campbell "Sasquatch" March [MARCH_C@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz]
POWERS:
Complete lack of singing ability. Complete lack of guitar skills.
Belief in his amazing singing and guitar skills. Has the ability
to drive
people away with same.
Can fly, and his costume is armoured.
Further powers to be revealed.
STATUS: Presently unafiiliated (Wait for GM #3)
ADD.NOTES: Has low self-confidence, and a tendancy to hit people if
they start
making long, virtuous speechs.
APPEARANCE: Tallish, strong, short black hair, blue jumpsuit with a
yellow
note on the chest, yellow boots, currently no guitar.
NAME: Hamster Man
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: d91-fad@tekn.hj.se
POWERS: Is agile.
ADD.NOTES: Is cute.
NAME: Hooded Ho9'od Win
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859.CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: Will pit heroes against each other in an attempt to satiate
her curiousity of who would win in a battle.
Doesn't matter where the hero is or what they are
doing, she can
conjure them up and make them fight.
NAME: Inacoustic Kid
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Silence flame wars where no one knew that it actually happened
NAME: The Incredible-Man-With-No-Life
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: E. Conti
POWERS: Able to exuberate coolness w/out having a social life.
STATUS: ?
NAME: Incredible Unsleeping Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: husty@cathedral.cerc.wvu.wvnet.edu
POWERS: Able to not need sleep for long periods of time.
ADD.NOTES: Has sidekick-- Insomnia Boy
STATUS: ?
NAME: Innovative Offense Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: To be offensive.
NAME: Insomnia Boy (Melvin Boyle)
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Awake at all times
GROUP AFF.: Sidekick to The-Incredible-Unsleeping Man
Generation Y
NAME: Invisible Incendiary
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: hutch@ibeam.intel.com
POWERS: Invisible because I post seldom, incendiary because
I seem to have this uncontrollable ability to set off
flamewars.
NAME: Irony Man
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Ability to emit and detect emissions of irony
NAME: Jailbait
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
TYPE: NWC
POWERS: The ability to look much older than she really is.
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y, Gen 14
NAME: Johnny Stomper
CREATED BY: fgwn27c@prodigy.com (Josh Geurink)
TYPE: NWC, but please let me know
POWERS: None
ADD.NOTES: Is the nephew of Doctor Stomper, and pilots his uncle's
50' tall robot (StomperRobo) with the use of a gadget watch and the
secret command phrase, 'Go, StomperRobo!'
NAME: Kid Anarky
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: 003695S@dragon.acadiau.ca
POWERS: Uncontrollable-effect chaos powers. Berzerking Claymore.
ADD.NOTES: Unwilling Agent of K.Oss. Extremely bitter and cynical.
GROUP AFF.: Net.Patrol
ENEMIES: DeFacto
NAME: Kid Chivalry
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: a_condon@unhh.unh.edu
POWERS: Superhuman agility, Short range teleporter(max 20ft),
clings to
walls.
Psychic persuader, and natural dramatic flair.
ADD.NOTES: Sometimes black trenchcoat gets in the way of movement.
Usually carries two swords w/ him.
Has smattering of obscure knowledge
Can perform almost any skill, just not very well.
STATUS: ?
NAME: Kid Citrus (NWC)
Real Name: Ronnie Davis
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Can generate and control citrus fruits.
Reference: Pliable Lad #26-28.
Group.Aff: LNH
Enemies: None.
Status: Alive and available.
Notes: Partner of Confetti Girl
NAME: Kid Kirby
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: ha09+@andrew.cmu.edu
POWERS: Can defy the laws of physics by producing unrecognizable and
ridiculous technology that works. However, the devices' names
must make no sense. He can also distort perspective and
forshortening for dramatic effect.
ADD.NOTES: Is very melodramatic most of the time.
Must read Kirby comic books (or old Starlin) often or
he begins
to speak like a normal person.
ENEMIES: YOUNGSTUD THE RAVAGER, the destroyer of proportions.
NAME: Kid Kiwi (Tad Brandon)
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: descrii.aol.com
POWERS: Can telepathically communicate with kiwis. They almost
always like him and want to be near him.
ADD.NOTES: Shy, except in extreme circumstances. Particularly with
girls, as he is just beginning to date.
Usually listens to advice from anyone, and usually follows it.
GROUP AFF.: Kid Kiwi's Kommandos
ENEMIES: The Kiwi Messiah (the only kiwi who doesn't like him.)
NAME: Kid Macro
AKA: Douglas Ellis
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
POWERS: Super-speed, but need to use pre-programmed macros to
control it,
since
his reflexes aren't very superhuman. In a previous timeline
he was a
founding member of the Secret Dvanders subgroup, but hs total
removal
from the timeline rearranged history.
STATUS: Reservist in LNH
ADD.NOTES: See Constellation #29-31
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force
RESERVED BY: creator
ENEMIES: None, but heated practical joke war with Rotanna
NAME: Kid Mysticism
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu (Ben Rawluk)
POWERS: Magical weapons and spells, knowledge about the Arts Arcane.
ADD.NOTES: Kid Mysticism was originally the Apparition, and remained on
Earth-LNH while the others Earth-B Heroes left. He is
unaware of
the reboot of Earth-B. He also speaks down to people, and tends
to be distant from most LNHers.
STATUS: Alive (Well, sorta)
GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans
ENEMIES: None at the moment.
NAME: Kid Poetry
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: ter5424@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
POWERS: No super powers.
Loves to talk in rhymes but isn't good at it.
Will make up words so it rhymes.
Sometimes says rhymes alittle fast so other won't understand.
ADD.NOTES: Aka Theron Ross, college student @RIT who can't make
it to class.
Weapons/equipment includes:
- a belt filled with tapes and beats for him to say
rhymes to.
- "Ghetto Cape" holds speakers, minitape player and
microphone.
- sharp edged mini-CD's that he throws.
- microphone, with long wire, also makes for a
decent weapon.
- pair of headphones, to listen to loud rap music,
and annoys
a lot of people by not always using them.
NAME: Kid Recap
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Josh Geurink
POWERS: Ability to recap events that have just taken place.
NAME: The Latcher (Eric Willis)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Zach Adams (zqadams@tamu.edu)
POWERS: Upon physical contact with an individual, can discern that
individual's interests, dreams, etc., and instantly obsess over
that topic
and engage individual in conversation while not attaining an
understanding
of the topic deep enough to avoid instantly boring target to
tears. Then
follows the individual around, begging not to be left alone. Not much
control over his powers-instantly absorbs *anyone* he touches's
interests
and wants. Not too well-liked due to this fact. Seems to have a
particularly strong, permanent bond to Legally-Blind Man, who
doesn't seem
to loathe him.
ADD.NOTE: Latcher is even younger than LBM, about 16. Had bad
family life
before becoming a hero. Loud, overweight and not terribly
bright...rarely
notices his power manifesting, and thus fails to understand why
he is feared
and not too well-liked. A very kind-hearted person, but hard to
tolerate
nonetheless.
GROUP AFFIL: Sidekick of Legally-Blind Man
ENEMIES: The Mainstreamer
NAME: Late-Nite Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Ability to stay awake for ridiculously long streches because
he goofs off when he should be doing work durring the
day time.
NAME: Leftover Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Eric Gearman
POWERS: Able to use anything leftover for something, if
not necessarily it's original purpose. Mostly
used on food, turning it into quiche, stew, and
omlettes.
ENEMIES: Suggestions??
NAME: Legally-Blind Man (Marc Petersen)
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Zach Adams (zqadams@tamu.edu)
POWERS: To deal with life amazingly well for someone with the
visual acuity
of a rhino. To walk or bicycle long distances in heavy heat,
because he
doesn't have much choice. Extremely sensitive (though not necessarily
'super sensitive') hearing. Can attract sympathy, pity or concern from
those around him by hurting himself, making fun of his disability, or
failing to see something in plain view (all of these which he
intentionally
does on occasion, but often does without noticing it), and thus
rally help
in whatever he's trying to do. Can tolerate The Latcher for infinite
periods of time. Partially immune to superpowers relying heavily
on visuals
such as illusions or ugly clothes. Carries a cane which
instantly stops all
vehicular motion in his path.
ADD.NOTE: Marc is still fairly young-about 20-and just now
realizing that
not all disabled people have these powers of sympathy. Kind of a
nerd-knows
a lot about literature, animation, and science fiction, though he
doesn't
have Trivia Power. Low self-confidence, especially around
females, whom he
thinks all loathe his unabashed and unhidden strangeness (which
he considers
geekiness). Really *is* handicapped-suffers from hypoplastic optic
nerves-though aside from holding printed material too close and thick
glasses, one wouldn't notice. Will *never* be able to drive or get
flight.thingee clearance. A 'nice guy' but not terribly
assertive, also a
comedian...sort of.. Usually morally upstanding, but not above
using his
powers to attract attention or make himself look good when compared to
someone else. Upon defeating an enemy, will shatter his/her
glasses (if
enemy wears them), to 'keep him from causing any more trouble, at
least for
now.'
ENEMIES: The Mainstreamer
NAME: LetterinG MaN
TYPE: WC CREATED BY: cffitzge@iastate.edu
POWERS: Ability to change emphasis of any net.speech
Defeat Bad.guys w/ Large funny-colored words.
ADD.NOTES: Correct Mi-T Big Comix SPELLING is LetterinG MaN.
ENEMIES: the Norminator
NAME: Leviathan Lass
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: enubf@csv.warwick.ac.uk
POWERS: An otherworldly creature (the Leviathan) donates upon mental
request a small portion of his power to Leviathan Lass;
this turns her
into an eight foot tall, green scaled, horribly beclawed creature
capable of extreme violence. The Leviathan can also help in other
ways, but only if it sees fit to do so.
ADD.NOTES: Leviathan Lass is the sixth in a line of the Leviathan`s
earthly agents; an ancestor who was being hounded by nasty
creatures
from the pit made a deal with the Leviathan that promised seven
generations of her line as servants, in return for the power to
protect herself. Leviathan Lass found out about this when her
mother died whilst she ws at university; she was none too
pleased to find herself working for the Leviathan,
particularly given
that lots of really nasty creatures from the pit would be
happy to
kill her without a second thought. This has had a tendency
to make her
rather bitter and sarcastic.
STATUS: Alive.
GROUP AFF.: Legion of Occult Heroes.
ENEMIES: Lots. Apart from the Incorporate Conspiracy, all of the
Leviathan`s enemies are her enemies as well, which makes life
interesting.
LIBRARIAN LADY (Sharon Witherington-Brown)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Saxon Brenton
POWERS: Power to 'gorgonize' (intimidate people into keeping
quiet by glaring at them at them and going "Shh!")
ADD NOTES: Stereotypical grim and unforgiving librarian. Speaks
fluent orang-utan. Elder sister of Footnote Girl
COSTUME: Tweed skirt, white blouse, glasses, sensible shoes,
hair in a bun
NAME: Limp-Asparagus Lad (Joshua Daniel Asimov)
TYPE: WC of u921953@student.canberra.edu.au (Saxon Brenton)
CREATED BY: wReam and Mongoose
POWERS: Has the powers of Limp Asparagus, including flexible body
and drama-dampening field.
ADD. NOTES: L-A Lad was created as an example of a WC for the FAQ
but for a long time had no writer.
STATUS: Alive
ENEMIES: W.I.R.E.D.
APPEARANCE: Two colour body suit in pale green and olive, with 'LA'
and an asparagus stalk on his left breast.
NAME: Linguist Lass
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
POWERS: Keen observation and intuition.
GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans
ADD.NOTES: Speaks a few dozen languages fluently.
NAME: List Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: scav@eyrie.stanford.edu
POWERS: Keeper of lots of silly lists.
ADD.NOTES: Alt.version of Rebel Yell.
Co-Keeper of the roster of LNH/BNV
STATUS: ?
NAME: Liquid Tide
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (hrivnak@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu)
POWERS: Simple teleportation (short distances only, about less
that one mile). Teleportation is done through dimensions of
Looniverse called "Wash" and "Dry Cycles".
ADD.NOTES: Caught in a region somewhere in between the "Wash"
and "Dry Cycles", she can only appear in the Looniverse when
fully concentrated, and then only seen blurry. She's a blatant
parody of the Soveriegn Seven's Cascade (except for the fact that
she's blurry--that comes from that DP7 character), and in fact led
the Sovran Six at one time (they are now all dead). She is from the
planet known as Rust.
STATUS: Alive, member of Los Bastardos, probationary member of
the LNH through her membership in Los Bastardos.
Name: LNH_Bldr
Type: NWC
Created By: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu (Ben Rawluk)
Powers: Can @dig, @link and @desc rooms and buildings for the LNH.
Add.Notes: Is the Alt.Ernate Identity of Captain MUSH
Affiliation: LNH, Net.Titans
NAME: Loopy, Marcy, and Mojodog
TYPE: NWC, all three.
CREATED BY: Abhay, akhosla@umich.edu
POWERS: None individually for now.
ADD.NOTES: The three of them together are very good at finding clues, d
solving mysteries and at running away from people. Consider themselves
as apprentices/students of the LNH at the outset of #1.
STATUS: Alive, living in LNHQ, but not "true" members of LNH.
NAME: Lord Vampire
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo
POWERS:All things vampire, including Dargon's powers from the
Team Titans.
ADD.NOTES: Was encased in crystal for a few millenia and is being
hunted by Texas Louisiana. Lord Vampire *does not* drink blood,
he eats
tomatoes.
STATUS: Heading to Got.net for the Annual Vegetable Fair.
APPEARANCE:Dressed in a black tuxedo (with double vest) and a
black cape.
GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE
NAME: Lost-Cause Boy
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: U16244@uicvm
POWERS: Ability to get turned onto a series that will be
ended/terrible.
Stick w/ fanboy books that are a shadow of what they were.
ADD.NOTES: Believes he single-handedly destroyed New Titans,
Hawk and Dove
and the Superman titles.
STATUS: Killed by Spoonsday
GROUP AFF.: LNH, Angst Division, Net.Patrol.
ENEMIES: Jim Shooter, Tom DeFalco, Bob Harras, and Rob Liefeld.
NAME: Lurking Girl
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: vcf1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
POWERS: Net.invisibility & desolidification.
Can focus totality of lurking powers to zap an opponent.
STATUS: alive, just escaped from fan.dom (reserved by Scav)
ENEMIES: Y-Plex Burp, Fan.Dom
NAME: Lurker Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Similiar to Lurking Girl (and you thought I would say
lass, right?)
GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans
NAME: Mainstream Man
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Physically unable to buy an independent.
NAME: Marvel Zombie Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: v124jw4y@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Ability to recall any Marvel plot, no matter how hokey.
Radiate angst in true Marvel fashion, increased by
unknown foe.
Has "The Fire Which Sears Men's Soles". (cosmic hotfoot)
New powers yet not revealed.
ADD.NOTES: Charter Member of LNH.
Started 1st LNH Plotline by summoning all active
members as a joke.
Has new black leather costume, motorcycle w/ flaming
wheels and
'M' for a windshield.
ENEMIES: Y-Plex Burp, Table (sort of), Comics Snob Boy (argue
over which
are the best comics)
STATUS: ?
NAME: Master Blaster
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: rr691156@bcm.tmc.edu
POWERS: likes to socialize with people of the female gender "mac
daddy vibes"
Superhuman Strength and Agility (combat expert/master
marksman)
Has anti-magic pills.
ADD.NOTES: carries a BIG gun that has 1001 diff. settings.
NAME: Master Roster Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERs: To do the roster in the quickest possible time.
ADD.NOTES: New Co-Keeper of the Roster of LNH/LNV
Result of Dr. Stomper's experiment using DNA from
RosterwReam
and Late-Nite Man.
Alt.version of Cliche Dude
ENEMIES: Opinionated Lad and Kid Moody for threatening him.
NAME: Moonmaker
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
TYPE: NWC
POWERS: Psionic abilities that manifest themselves as a whip.
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y, Gen 14
NAME: Morgan Le Fab
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
TYPE: NWC
POWERS: Superstrength and invulnerability. (She literally has a
hard body.)
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y, Gen 14
NAME: Mormon Chick
TYPE: WC
POWERS: Martial Arts and "Thigh Glance". The second power stuns all
men except: men who have been married to long, or men who immediately
have their sexual preference questioned by a homophobic person.
ADD.NOTES: She is pretty normal; except for her secret power and
religion.
A good T&A character that will help sell any comic.
STATUS: Future Partner of Elf
APPEARANCE: Scantily clad (to the point that PAD would blush and the
Marvel Bullpen would pass out) wearing jean shorts and a itty
bitty t-shirt.
GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE
NAME: Mouse
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz
POWERS: Has the ability to subliminally influence people. eg. Can make
them thirsty for a particular drink, or want to buy something.
ADD.NOTES: Mouse's powers only work if the person they are being
used on
is unaware that she has them. Subliminals only work on people if they
don't notice them or know about them. Hence, Mouse's secret identity as
Subliminal Girl is a secret identity.
Mouse is the sidekick of Writers Block Woman, and is also the
daughter of WBW and Jonathan Connery.
ENEMIES: The Appallingly Tasteless Man, King Konquerer.
NAME: Multi-Tasking Man
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
POWERS: Ability to post to USEnet, read E-Mail, play net trek, and
read old Flaming Carrot issues simultaneously
NAME: Myk-El
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: mkelly@lazy.helios.nd.edu
POWERS: Acquired Superboy-like powers after working at a coloured
Sun Station
ADD.NOTES: Betrayed the LNH after having been driven mad by Acton Lord
Had relative / adversary known as Dev Null
Is from the planet Qwertian
STATUS: Dead
NAME: Neon Lad (NWC)
Real Name:
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Light-generating powers, tho only in neon colors.
Reference: Pliable Lad #26.
Group.Aff: LNH; joined along with Kid Citris, Confetti Girl and
Reverb Boy at the end of the Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks
Enemies: None.
Status: Alive and available.
NAME: Netiquette Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Flames any and all who don't adhere strictly to the
established laws of netiquette.
GROUP.AFF: Los Bastardos (CREATED BY: hrivnak@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu)
NAME: New Look Lass
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cffitzge@iastate.edu
POWERS: Ability to provide a hero with the _perfect_ costume.
ADD.NOTES: Is aLLiterative Lass' best friend.
Appears in a different costume every time she appears.
ENEMIES: None as of yet.
NAME: Nit-Pick Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Point out small errors which are, for the most part,
incidental
to the discussion at hand.
GROUP.AFF: Los Bastardos (CREATED BY: hrivnak@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu)
NAME: Obscure Trivia Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: bxp1628@hertz.njit.edu
POWERS: Ability to remember the stupidest bits of trivia on
virtually any subject (some limitations do apply, but he can
never seem to remember anything he needs to know.)
ADD.NOTES: Has strange urges to talk about himself in the third
person
STATUS: Resurrected in liquid metal body.
NAME: Occultism Kid
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: FGWN27C@prodigy.com
POWERS: Master of knowledge of all things occult.
ADD.NOTES: Possesses the Net.ronomicon.
NAME: Old Comics Man
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Able to bring back memories of Golden/Silver Age times.
NAME: Ordinary Lady (Jean Nicieza)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
POWERS: Photographic Reflexes (tm)
NAME: Organic Lass
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: drayer-rebecca@yale.edu (drayer@minerva.cis.yale.edu)
POWERS: "Ability to memorize 100's of chemical equations then
forget them
five minutes before/after the exam."
ADD.NOTES: Married to Pocket Man
NAME: Out-of-It Lass (Savannah Ramey)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mistlock (mistlock@aol.com)
POWERS: The ability to focus so intensely on something that she can see
things about it other wouldn't. Unfortunately the more she focuses,
the less she can tell about what's going on around her.
ADD.NOTES: Girl next door type, very nice when you can get her
attention, as she's not very good at controlling her powers yet.
STATUS: Alive, LNH Probationary member.
APPEARANCE: Dark blond hair with misty grey eyes. No cotume as of yet,
but she'll probably get one eventually.
NAME: Panta
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: hgb@catalina.opt-sci.arizona.edu
POWERS: Feline-like powers like Tigra, Feral and Pantha. Very dextrous
ADD.NOTES:Very sexy, slender body; cute face with cat's features.
Orange
leopard spotted fur, shading to white on her face, breasts,
stomach. Black-tipped tail. Wears little more than a
bodysuit.
Leaves Fanboys panting. Sometimes fights in a Berserker
Rage(tm)
Intelligent, naive, must have things explained to her.
STATUS: Alive
GROUP AFF.: Net.Patrol
ENEMIES: Self-Righteous Preacher, Manga Man, Drooling Fanboys.
NAME: Parking Karma Kid
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Always find a parking space, usually right next to the door
Has ability to park _anything_ including cars, flight
thingees,
and landslides
ADD.NOTES: Has a crush on BandWagon Chick
Is jealous of Hamster Man for BW Chick's attentions toward
him in Hamster Man's first appearance
Is best pals with Cheesecake-Eater Lad (see ADD.NOTES
for C-E Lad for more information)
NAME: Particle Man
REAL NAME: Person Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: ha09@andrew.cmu.edu
POWERS: Doing the things a particle can. Calling upon the powers of
They Might Be Giants. Always knows the World's Address.
ADD.NOTES: Member of the Secret Dvanders. Has an intelligent blue
canary named Blue Canary as a companion.
STATUS: alive
ENEMIES: Rabid Child and the Pencil Rain
NAME: Perdition (Paytan )
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mistlock (mistlock@aol.com)
POWERS: Can summon demons, but doesn't mostly, because they can summon
her too. Complicated. See Misfits #5. Very small magical ability.
ADD.NOTES: Dirmarw, her sword can posses her in times of need. They can
communicate mentally. Tends to be a very pessimistic, sarcastic
person.
STATUS: Alive, LNH Probationary member.
APPEARANCE: Gaunt looking, brown eyes, ruddy red-brown hair, shoulder
length.
NAME: Pizza Girl
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Aili
POWERS: likes pizza
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y
NAME: Pliable Lad (WC)
Real Name: Christopher Waid-David
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Reserved by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Can duplicate the shapeshifting abilities of any
shapeshif-
ting superhero.
Possesses strange ability to talk with his supporting cast
without being heard by others. (Dialogue appears in
paren-
theses for this)
Reference: Pliable Lad #15, #25, #30
Group.Aff: Former member of Net.Patrol (not mentioned much in series)
Enemies: Dr. Armaggeddon, Knightforce (both deceased)
Jestalt (formerly Gestalt Lad), the Master of the Net.
Status: Alive and Reserved/Unavailable. Is no longer with LNH.
Notes: Married to Tour Guide Girl (Jennifer Marie Allbin). Has
left the LNH and moved to Seattle, where he plans on
leading
as normal a life as possible.
NAME: Plot-Device King
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu (Ben Rawluk)
POWERS: Is as powerful as the plot requires.
ADD.NOTES: Hangs around Kid Mysticism.
STATUS: Alive.
GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans
ENEMIES: None at the moment.
NAME: Pocket Man
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: saint@goodnet.com (The Saint )
POWERS: Can pull anything out of his infinitly spaced pockets.
ADD.NOTES: Has everything, but doesn't know which pocket it is in.
Is Organic Lass' husband.
Best friends w/ Sarcastic Lad.
ENEMIES: CluelessMaster, Dr. Boom(tm) and anyone who messes w/
Organic Lass
GROUP AFF.: Saint Squad
NAME: Politically Correct Person
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: javolk@ndsuvm1.bitnet
POWERS: Annoy (much like Annoying Lad, but far more penetrating).
P.C.Pulse device which alters reality into a deluded
Republican
view of how things ought to be.
Ability to heal ailments by refering to them in their P.C.
terminology thereby taking all of the meaning
out of them.
ADD.NOTES: Couldn't take a hint if being handed out on twenty
dollar bills.
STATUS: About to get his butt kicked by everyone who liked
Lurking Girl in
her underwear. BTW-I figure her lurking power can get
her un-P.C.
ENEMIES: LNH
NAME: Pompous Lad
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Able to alienate even the most literate fellow readers
with harsh
harsh critiques, only to to turn around and admit I like
something schlocky.
STATUS: In space aboard the Raven
NAME: Procrastination Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Able to avoid doing his project while reading Alt.Comics.LNH.
NAME: Punctuality Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: mikeo@seas.gwu.edu
POWERS: Always arrive on time; perfect timing.
ADD.NOTES: Procastination Boy's twin brother. (wants attention)
ENEMIES: Time-zone changer
=======================
LNH R - Unlikely Aliens
=======================
NAME: Research Lass
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu (Ben Rawluk)
POWERS: Can research almost any topic.
ADD.NOTES: Hangs out with Kid Mysticism.
STATUS: Alive
GROUP AFF.: Net.Titans
ENEMIES: None, at the moment.
NAME: Rebel Yell
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: scav@eyrie.stanford.edu
POWERS: Possesses the ability to rant and rave about a poor
characterization of the South and New Orleans in
particular
in comics, TV and Movies no one actually cared about
ADD.NOTES: Co-Leader of the LNH, currently on leave.
NAME: Renegade Programmer
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Joshua Dinerstein
POWERS: is good with computers
ADD.NOTES: needs food
STATUS: ?
NAME: Retcon Lad (Joe Forsythe)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: u921953@student.canberra.edu.au (Saxon Brenton)
POWERS: Can create retcons, as long as he can fit it into
continuity, or explain why past continuity is false.
ADD NOTES: Reluctant net.hero. Inadvertently retconned himself out
of his home universe into the Looniverse while in a catatonic
depression. Cousin of Limp-Asparagus Lad.
STATUS: Alive; Reservist in LNH.
APPEARANCE: Brown and tan jump-suit, bandana mask; refuses to
wear spandex.
NAME: Retcon Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mike Roe
POWERS: The ability to fix continuity problems, fly, and travel
through time.
ADD. NOTES: He has a sidekick name T.O.M. Orrow, who will soon play an
integral role in his life.
ENEMIES: Dr. Timeflip. Retcon Man inadvertently created Dr.
Timeflip in the
past by making a fool of him when he was young, causing Dr.
Timeflip's grudge
against Retcon Man.
STATUS: ?
NAME: Reverb Boy (NWC)
Real Name: Gary Markowan
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Can cause existing sound waves to echo back at their
source
and not touch their original target at all. This
quite con-
veniently includes sonic-energy weapons.
Reference: Pliable Lad #29.
Group.Aff: LNH; joined along with Kid Citis, Confetti Girl and
Neon Lad
at the end of the Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks.
Enemies: None.
Status: Alive and available.
Notes: Brother of Echo Lad; joined the LNH in his memory.
Used to talk like Echo Lad, but no longer has that
problem.
NAME: Robot Girl
AKA: Kopikat
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
ADD.NOTES: Also a RoboMAC, Kopikat is affiliated with neither
side. She spies
on both sides and sells the information she finds. At the
time of her
first appearance, she was hunted by both sides, but MACE
wanted her more
dead than the Guardians did. Seeing the chance to get away
from both
sides for a while, she sneaked out with Acton Lord. Her
alternate form is
a large robotic cat, but the combination of size-change and hologram
systems allows her to mimic many more forms. However, her combat
abilities are severely curtailed out of her base two forms.
As an LNHer,
she maintains that her power is to become a robot (which is
her true form)
and doesn't show her shapeshifting power otherwise.
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force
RESERVED BY: creator
STATUS: Reservist in LNH
ENEMIES: MACE, whoever she last pissed off
NAME: Rotanna
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
STATUS: Reservist in LNH
POWERS: Magickal powers that can do just about anything she can
imagine, but
which require incantations in Rot-13 cypher (A<->N, B<->O,
etc) to work.
Doesn't always think through consequences of spells.
ADD.NOTES: See Constellation #31-34
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force
RESERVED BY: creator
ENEMIES: Schwa Khan (currently brain-dead)
NAME: Search Lass (NWC)
Real Name: Courtney Allbin
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Telelocation (can locate anyone and anything within
a certain
radius psionically).
Group.Aff: Former assistant/partner to Roger Rescue.
Enemies: None yet.
Status: ?
Notes: Sister of Tour Guide Girl. Stayed with LNH when
Roger left.
Joined the LNH in Pliable Lad #18.
NAME: Sarcastic Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: saint@ctron.com
POWERS: Retort stupid/inane postings in a sarcastic manner.
Micro-scrutinize any situation.
Unlimited knowledge of Trivia and comic info.
ADD.NOTES: Sidekick is Flatulence Lad.
Powers used against marketing ploys and schemes
GROUP AFF.: Saint Squad
NAME: Sardonic Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Float above rush hour traffic with my flight ring and
make snide
Comments.
STATUS: In space aboard the Raven
NAME: Self-Righteous Preacher
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859.CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: To wipe clean profanity and pornography from the net
Able to suck as much money out of a person as humanly possible
ENEMIES: Net.Patrol
NAME: Shokk, the Electric
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: eao102@psuvm.psu.edu
ADD.NOTES: Try and make it to old age without any electrifying
accidents.
In college, working for his degree in electrical
engineering.
Starting to regret this in his final semester of college.
GROUP AFF.: His indispensable partner, Insulation Man! LNH
ENEMIES: Any villain that discharges electrical energy.
STATUS: ?
NAME: Sidewinder
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: mamcconnell@happy.uccs.edu
POWERS: Start off by blasting my way into a topic, but
eventually wind up
on the sidelines.
ADD.NOTES: Acton Lord posed as him for awhile while being held
captive.
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force
STATUS: Off in the sidelines somewhere
NAME: Sig.File Man
Type: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.e
POWERS: Create large sig files out of thin air.
ADD.NOTES: former member of the Tantalizing Teens
NAME: Sig.Lad (Richard Franklins)
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
POWERS: Ability to mutate at will and take on any abilities whatsoever
provided they are based on some oun with the word "sig".
Extent of abilities varied with the quality of the pun.
ADD.NOTES: Had red domino mask.
Wore Gauntlet of Gif
Son of Mr. Thingy and The !Visible Woman of the
Net.tastic Nine.
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force
STATUS: Dead
RESERVED BY: creator
ENEMIES: Acton Lord
NAME: Sing-Along Lass
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: BARNEJD@WKUVX1.Bitnet
POWERS: sing-along until she is shut up.
NAME: Sister State-The-Obvious (wReanna)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: Able to point out which everyone else has known.
ADD.NOTES: Is a redhead
NAME: Special Bonding Boy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: SL859@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: The ability to create "special bonding moments".
Empathic/Semi Telepathic, likes to sing.
NAME: Spellfire
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu (Ben Rawluk)
POWERS: Arcane awareness, intangiblity, and partial invisiblity.
ADD.NOTES: Is Kid Mysticism's Astral guide.
STATUS: Astral.
ENEMIES: None.
NAME: Spelling Boy
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Draws his powers from the misspellings of others.
ADD.NOTES: Tends to annoy people w/ his power
NAME: Spite Grrrl
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (hrivnak@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu)
POWERS: Unbelievable resistance to any physical injury (you
might say "nigh-invulnerable")
ADD.NOTES: Gets peeved easily, always wants her way. She
carries big guns and likes destruction.
STATUS: Alive, member of Los Bastardos
ENEMIES: Happy Pig Boy
NAME: Squeaky Clean (Eugene Clean)
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
GROUP AFF.: Sidekick to Captain Cleanup; Generation Y
NAME: Squidman
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: David Goldfarb
POWERS: None
ADD.NOTES: Carries various weapons (Squid-o-rang, etc.) in his utility
belt. Has secret identity Squidboy.
GROUP AFF.: Dvandom Force
RESERVED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
STATUS: Reservist in LNH
NAME: Steak-and-Potatoes Man
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
CREATED BY: uplink (uplink@unomaha.edu)
DESCRIPTION:The classic all-American hero, seems to be one of
those upright
overmuscled boy scouts from the Golden Age of comics.
POWERS:Super strength, invulnerability, flight, and the ability to make
ANY kind of food, as long as it's considered "American".
ADD.NOTES: Formally the All-American
NAME: Substitute Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #5
POWERS: To be revealed in Easily-Discovered Man #7
ADD.NOTES: A self-effacing, retiring fellow, Substitute Lad would like
you to know he enjoys Baroque music and drinks Dewar's Black
Label...never
mind, they're not paying me enough to do this...
NAME: Super Apathy Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: ag392@yfn.ysu.edu
POWERS: Exudes an overwhelming sense of 'not-caring' to all those
who comes in physical contact with him.
ADD.NOTES: Olympic Class Sleeper: upto 48 hours at a time.
Tries his best to utterly destroy the Eng. Lang. via
condensing
and acronyms.
NAME: Telepathetic Lass (Jynx Danziger)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: descrii.aol.com
POWERS: With an effort, can project a telepathetic aura, in
which every
living creature (including herself) becomes pathetic. She
hates to
use it, because she hates being pathetic.
ADD.NOTES: A raging feminist, with the attitude to make up for a lack
of formal combat training, usually.
GROUP AFF.: Kid Kiwi's Kommandos
ENEMIES: Oh, plenty to come, but the Kiwi Messiah at the
moment. She's
young yet.
NAME: Texas Louisiana
TYPE: NWC?
CREATED BY: Wayne Parillo
POWERS: To be quite honest he has none, except his Ego Gun (tm).
ADD.NOTES: TL (his nickname) has the ego of two states. As a matter of
fact TL thinks the two states where named after him. This is probably
quite good since his Ego Gun is powered by the ego of the wielder.
EGO GUN: when fired damages the ego of the target to such a point that
they no longer fight.
STATUS: Searching for Vampire Lord. TL's partner is Clown.
APPEARANCE: Dressed like your average everyday cliche biker.
Rides his
"Hog" which is held together by bubblegum and bailing wire.
Wears a worn
out 3rd generation overcoat.
GROUP AFF.: ELFFORCE
NAME: Theory Man
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: SLFFG@CC.USU.EDU
POWERS: Whenever he comes up with a theory, it doesn't work
STATUS: ?
NAME: Time-Waster Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: rhr9081@hertz.njit.edu
POWERS: Turn what was supposed to be a mere check of my e-mail into
hours of time wasted reading this and other newsgroups
NAME: Token Girl
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: tara@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
POWERS: Ability to attract wierdos.
Knowledgable about oddest most obscure things in anime
in general.
ADD.NOTES: Clueless, but has snappy comebacks.
Be sleepless for three days and consume alot of alcohol.
Wants to learn as much obscure trivia as possible.
Never waivers from her dedication to fanfic and chocolate.
STATUS: Clueless
ENEMIES: Art history teachers everywhere.
NAME: Trivia King
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: VERY similar to Marvel Zombie Lad, except it includes DC.
STATUS: ?
NAME: Trivia Master
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY:BARNEJD@WKUVX1.BITNET
POWERS: Has type of cosmic awareness enabling him to know stupid
little
details
STATUS: Believed dead by the LNH; alive and going by the name
Crossword Master
NAME: Trux
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (hrivnak@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu)
POWERS: Telepathic communication, if he feels like it. He
can also walk, talk, move, etc. which is a bit odd for a
toy raccoon. He can also regenerate if torn apart.
ADD.NOTES: He's cute. He's a stuffed toy raccoon.
STATUS: Alive? Can toy raccoons be considered "alive"?
Also, he's the leader of Los Bastardos.
ENEMIES: Happy Pig Boy
NAME: Typo Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: scav@eyrie.stanford.edu
POWERS: Abble too mke thee mos amzing tyypos in alll off hiz
sintincez.
GROUP AFF.: Generation Y
NAME: Useless-Background-Character Lad
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY:ghost@ui.org
POWERS: Ability to blend, unnoticed by everyone, into the
background of a scene. During periods of extreme pathos,
he may assume the form of a frustrated artist, writer,
or political figure.
ADD.NOTES: May appear in multiple forms in the same scene,
but as he goes unnoticed by everyone, this is unimportant.
STATUS: ever-present but never seen.
GROUP AFF.: He is the 11% undecided you always hear in political polls.
ENEMIES: Plot-lines that recklessly injure innocent bystanders.
NAME: Ultimate Ninja
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Draws upon powers he saw to martial arts films.
If he has seen it, then he can do it, but more exaggerated.
Ginsu Katana Blade and Ninja Bush are favorite weapons.
ADD.NOTES: Embodiment of misconception of the Oriental arts.
Identity : BandWagon Boy (only Typo and CheeseCake
Eater Lad
know)
Created after wReam watched too many Ninja/Karate films.
STATUS: Leader of the LNH
ENEMIES: Acton Lord, Spelling Boy, Table
NAME: Ultraguy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mike Roe
POWERS: Flight, superstrength, tactile telekinesis, heat vision, x-ray
vision, superspeed (faster than sound, not as fast as light), ice
breath.
ADD.NOTES: Moves faster than the speed of light, may eventually
become part
of the force where all supers get their powers from.
STATUS: ?
ENEMIES: All evildoers. Archvillain: Lex Loser
NAME: VAMMO Woman
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
ADD.NOTES: was Onomato-Puweeta Person until she used the Rung of Revamp
in Jungle Cheesecake (specifically in UN #9)
NAME: Weirdness Girl (Brittany Reeves)
TYPE: NWC/WC
CREATED BY: Misltock (mistlock@aol.com)
POWERS: Tiny coincidences, and really minor strange things happen
around her occasionally, but not much. Otherwise, none.
ADD.NOTES: Weapons are a pair of plush fish filled w/rocks. For all
intents and purposes, a pair of colorful, fuzzy, blackjacks.
She owns a pet goldfish/cosmic power by the name of Binky.
She's a very cheerful, weird person.
STATUS: Alive, available.
APPEARANCE: Costume is a black bodysuit with red sparkles, shiny red
wrist braces and shinguards, and a brilliant orange trenchcoat. Shoe
type varies, but tends to be a pair of ratty white sneakers with
fish doodled all over them in pen.
NAME: Video Victor
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: kinsman@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca
POWERS: Conforms to the reality of the video game universe.
Other abilities: power-ups, 1up usage, finds warpzones and
secretlevels
Has access to hardware and resources of miscellaneous games.
ADD.NOTES: Refugee from Video MultiVerse, and hybrid of
human/video game
char.
Has uncle as a mentor to help w/ the real world problems.
ENEMIES: Cheese-X and the Force of Doh
STATUS: Returned to Video Multiverse in "Video Tron" but came back in
DoomMonger #2
NAME: Vigilante Guy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: pmilan@fscvax.fsu.edu
ADD.NOTES: Carries a lot of guns
GROUP AFFILIATION: Partner of Decibel Dude
NAME: Vulcana
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: pwright@unixg.ubc.ca
POWERS: flies, fires "black fire" force beams
generates a shield of "varying strength"
has acute hearing
ADD.NOTES: has long black hair, 12 foot wingspan, talons and
"wing knives"
wears face mask and cloak made of feathers
her eyes are pupilless and change colour according to
her mood
NAME: wReamHack
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Good at fiddling w/ computer systems.
ADD.NOTES: Curiousity usually gets the better of him.
Formerly RosterwReam
NAME: Writers Block Woman
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz
POWERS: Flight, also the power of Writers Block. Will confuse anyone
within range and leave them standing around wondering what to do, also
leaves them vulnerable to suggestions.
ADD.NOTES: Real name is Alys Simons, was married and is now
divorced from
Jonathan Connery.
IMPORTANT TO NOTE: Writers Block Womans power's are very
strong, but they also backfire in that she is affected by them as well,
leaving her confused and often 'ditzy'.
ENEMIES: King Konquerer, her ex-husband Jonathan Connery.
Swordmaster and The Load Island Renegades
=========================================
NAME: CAW (CARBORUNDUM ARMORED WEAPON)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Badger (mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: CAW is a battlebot. He has the latest in US military technology
at his disposal. He's nine feet tall, yellow, with a large beak and
a mesh upraised net on his head.
ADD NOTES: CAW was created by James Semaj for the Government, but
his son
Jimmy accidentally played the entire taped record of all Turkey
Day MST3K
episodes into him. He thinks he's Crow T. Robot, and that
Swordmaster is Joel.
Constantly says "You're not my real father!" and "I want to decide who
lives and who dies!" Watch MST3K for clues on how he acts.
NAME: Digressor, The (Geoff Geoffrey)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Badger (mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: Can halt any action, from gang fight to sexual liasons to
military
exercises, by launching on a long, rambling monologue.
No one can defeat that.
NAME: The Squeaky Flying Rodent
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Badger (mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: None. He dresses like a bat and gets the snot repeatedly
beaten out
of him.
ADD NOTES: Nobody knows who he is, and nobody cares.
NAME: Swordmaster (David Divad)
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: The Badger (Mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: Swordmaster has three mutant powers. First, he has superhuman
strength, agility and taste. (Yes, taste. He doesn't talk about it.)
Second, He is always the best Swordsman in the room, and if somebody
better enters, he becomes just slightly better than him. He knows
all forms of bladed duelling, from iajaitsu to Lacedaemonian Creshta.
Thirdly, he can make swords out of electromagnetic energy (Light, radio
waves, electricity) that look like normal swords of any type he
wants, but
act both as solid and as the energy they are composed of.
ADD NOTES: David's dad, a loser who hung out at a bar called
Callahan's,
was so obsessed with the idea of getting superpowers that he drank 17
secret super power formulas, bathed himself in 114 different
exotic forms
of energy, and allowed himself to be bitten by every kind of animal he
could find. None of it worked, but David was born a mutant anyway.
His dad pressures him into fighting crime (He wants to be a writer for
Fencing magazines) He has a low threshold for absurdity, and
attracts it.
Picture Madmartigan from Willow crossed with Az-Bats, and you'd
be close.
NAME: The Whip
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Badger
POWERS: She's real good with a whip, and foolishly brave.
ADD.NOTES: Recent member of Load Island Renegades (In fact, joined
just in time for the team to break up!) Her name is Jessica Balent.
STATUS: Alive (For now)
ENEMIES: UNGRATEFUL DEAD, FRANK The Dark Lord
NAME: Warbabe
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Badger
POWERS: Exceptionally strong, carries a lot of weapons, likes to kill
or maim evil as much as she can, encyclopedic memory of bad seventies
and eighties bands.
ADD. NOTES: Another recent member of Load Island Renegades. Real
name Unknown.
STATUS: Alive and Considered Dangerous
ENEMIES: Define "Enemy"
U-Force
=======
NAME: Argonaut. Also: Jason Felk
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS: Argonaut can cause any object to float on water,
including himself.
His stength doubles or triples when he's wet.
ADD.NOTES: Argonaut wears a Grecian costume, complete with armor
and a helmet.
STATUS: Alive
GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH.
NAME: Bristle. Also: Marcie Johnson
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS: Bristle can create and control psychoethereal 'spikes'.
ADD.NOTES: Bristle is also a limited telekinetic, but principally
uses her
'spikes', which are easy for her to control. She's middle-aged.
STATUS: Alive
GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH.
NAME: Hardcore. Also: Habibah Rollins
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS: A lot like Colossus's.
ADD.NOTES: Entire body is interwoven with adam.net.ium. She's
able to control
the hardness from regular flesh to nigh-impenetrable. Her long
hair can also
become super-hard.
STATUS: Alive
GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH.
NAME: Nightbeast. Also: Elijah, Alhi-ja 'ek Rathani
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS: Fast healing, enhanced senses, expertise in combat.
ADD.NOTES: Nightbeast, a 3'10' Raccoonoid, is the product of genetic
engineering. He is usually well armed with custom-made weapons,
which his
not-quite-opposable thumbs require.
STATUS: Alive.
GROUP: U-Force (leader). Currently serving in LNH.
ENEMIES: Dr. SidRich McLayn. Many of SidRich's henchmen.
NAME: Optik. Also:Derrick Kane, Splitscreen, Nearsighted Boy.
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS: Various different controls over the optic nerves of
himself or others.
ADD.NOTES: Optik's legs are almost totally paralyzed as a result
of a fight.
He has to wear a exosuit/flight.thingee to get around.
STATUS: Alive.
GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH.
NAME: Tourniquet. Also: Jennifer Phan
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: The Mystic Mongoose (rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
POWERS: Affect the physiological workings of others and herself.
ADD.NOTES: Tourniquet's healing powers, which are both mutant and
mystical in
nature, are limited to what she has medical knowledge of.
STATUS: Alive
GROUP: U-Force. Currently serving in LNH.
Unlikely Aliens
===============
NAME: Hybrid
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Scott Johnson
POWERS: Strong and durable
Chitinous armor on forearms, shins, and back
Short-term flight, via beetle wings
Reprogramming reality (Takes time, increasing with the
complexity of
the reprogramming, currently limited to simple, generic objects)
ADD.NOTES: Anthropomorphic Tiger/Beetle Crossbreed
Total pacifist (Will not prevent others from using
violence, but
will never willingly hurt another being of any kind)
Synthevore (Eats only synthetically created food)
STATUS: Alive
NAME: Zagyg Ygraine
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Scott Johnson
POWERS: Spellsinger (Creates magical effects through music. The
more of a tune
there is to the music, the more powerful the effect, and the more
coherent
words, the more controlled it is.)
Skilled fencer
ADD.NOTES: Charismatic, chivalrous, and flamboyant
Has wisecracking raven familiar, Skyrunner
STATUS: Alive
NAME: Ur-Grue
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Scott Johnson
POWERS: Magic, in the style of old Infocom games. Currently
limited to minor
spells (Frotz, Filfre, Rezrov, etc.)
Darkness generation and control
Line-of-sight teleportation through shadows
Extremely sharp claws
ADD.NOTES: Extremely vulnerable to light. Even a flashlight can
cause severe
burns, if not dampened by the darkness he generates.
Cultured, intelligent, and ruthless. Under other
circumstances,
might have become a villain. Impatient with "morality" enforced
by the other
members.
Seeks vengeance on an organization known as The
Visionaries for the
destruction of his home worlds
STATUS: Alive
ENEMIES: The Visionaries
NAME: Wyrd
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Scott Johnson
POWERS: Armbands capable of generating spheres of various sorts
of energy.
She is currently unsure of the armbands' limits or exactly how
they work.
Plaid Spheres: Armbands can generate plaid spheres of
energy that have
completely random effects. Rarely used.
ADD.NOTES: From a future, cyberpunk world.
Somewhat amoral, though not to the extent of Ur-Grue
Skilled at breaking and entering, acrobatics, and self-defense
STATUS: Alive
NAME: Pack Rat
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Scott Johnson
POWERS: Able to scavenge from any situation extremely well
Wears power armor w/various gadgets attached to the outside
Has scavenged a wide variety of equipment, but most of it
is in poor
repair
ADD.NOTES: Has never been seen without his armor
Has a knack for accidentally offending people
STATUS: Alive
====================================
Independents and Wild Cards (Single)
====================================
Ana Ng (NWC; CREATED BY: asjes1@acad2.alaska.edu)
Animaniac (NWC; CREATED BY: rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu)
August One (WC; mentor of Occultism Kid)
Allusion Lad (alt.version of Rebel Yell)
Ayre Headed (Lt.), Net.ropolis Police (CREATED BY Gary)
Bart Sears (NWC; LNH receptionist from midnight to 6:00 AM)
California Girl (NWC; California Kid's date for the Valentine's Ball)
Canadian Spelling Guy (NWC; CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu)
Captain Continuity (NWC; divergent future version of Continuity Champ)
Charlie Risk, The Living Decoy (NWC; CREATED BY: SCAVENGER)
Colourblind Kid (NWC; Philip Martin, sidekick of Myopia Man)
Constellation (NWC; former partner of Sig.Lad)
Crystal (NWC; the original receptionist; Captain Cleanup's sister :I)
The Drizzt (WC; CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu)
Dr. Bad-Bedside-Manner (Decibel Dude's personal physician)
Dr. Deranged (NWC; CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu)
Dr. Surreal (see Surreal Tales by U_GEARMAN@MV800.ENGR.SCAROLINA.EDU)
Dvandom Stranger (NWC; CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state-edu)
Easy-Going Lad (NWC; sidekick to Doctor Surreal)
Elf Lord (NWC; Ally of Elf)
Ergh (Mike Escutia)
Explosion Boy (CREATED BY: mre@christa.unh.edu)
Footnote Girl (NWC, CREATED BY as756@yfn.ysu.edu)
Fred (NWC; LNH receptionist from noon to 6:00 PM)
Freon (NWC; mentor to Cheezarr)
Gestalt Lad (alternate timeline version of the villain Jestalt)
Hans Von Hamster, the Enemy Acne (NWC; WWI German pilot, CREATED
BY: JJMcC)
Halls Jordan (NWC; sometimes partner of Cliche Dude)
Hmmmmmm Man (Sidekick of Rambunctious Man)
Innocent Bystander (NWC; Stephanie Sorority, Suzy's sister)
Jonathan Conneley (Ex-Husband of Writer's Block Woman and father
of Mouse)
Judy (wife and secretary of Limburger Lad)
Julie Lee (NWC; former love interest of Deja Dude; current love
interest of Philip Martin, the Colourblind Kid)
Kid Camouflage (CREATED BY: mre@christa.unh.edu)
Kid Chaos (WC of netop3.harvard.edu (Mitchell J. Gross))
Kid Unknown (NWC; CREATED BY: mre@christa.unh.edu)
Kyoko Ishikawa (NWC; LNH receptionist from 6:00 PM to midnight)
Lester O'Brien (NWC; LNH receptionist from 6:00 AM to noon)
Letterspage Man (NWC, CREATED BY as756@yfn.ysu.edu)
Lovell Cruller (Det. Sgt.), Net.ropolis Police (CREATED BY Gary)
Marshmellow Lass (Marsha Burgenstock, CREATED BY: thad@sans.vuw.ac.nz)
Master Frothing-at-the-Mouth Lad
Mona (NWC; CREATED BY: lucke@cs.UND.NoDak.edu)
Musical Lass (NWC; Sing-Along Lass' sister; CREATED BY: uplink)
Myopia Man (NWC; CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca)
Nearsighted Boy (not to be confused with Nearsighted _Lad_; WC of
Mystic Mongoose)
Opinionated Lad (WC; CREATED BY: uplink)
Patty O'Furniture (Sgt.), Net.ropolis Police (CREATED BY Gary)
Phantom Walker (WC; created by enright_j@ix.wcc.govt.nz)
Plot King (alt.version of Rebel Yell)
Punch (detective; see C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps)
The Queen Bee (NWC; created by enright_j@ix.wcc.govt.nz)
Quote King (CREATED and RESERVED by mre@hopper.unh.edu)
Rambunctious Man (WC of Keith Irwin )
Roger Rescue (Roger Van Darne; former partner of Search Lass)
Samantha Spoon (Love interest of Decibel Dude)
Serendipity ("Pity") Jones (NWC, CREATED BY Jaelle)
Splashpage (NWC, CREATED BY as756@yfn.ysu.edu)
Subplot Lad (NWC, CREATED BY as756@yfn.ysu.edu)
Jack Serious (NWC; Sidekick to Decibel Dude and Vigilantee Guy)
Slobberring Grue (WC of arthur-rvelks@...)
Social-Chameleon Boy (WC of erampson@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu)
The Spectrum (Jennifer Wearner, NWC of GerrisStar@aol.com)
Stalker (NWC; CREATED BY: Tick)
Strider (NWC; CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu)
Suzy Sorority (Frat Boy's date for the Valentine's Ball in LNHTP#3)
Tour Guide Girl (Jennifer Marie Allbin, wife of Pliable Lad)
Trademark Lass (NWC; partner of Copyright Kid)
Trixi Truelove (NWC; love interest of LetterinG MaN)
Unknowing Soldier (NWC; mystery WWII soldier, CREATED BY: JJMcC)
===================================
Independents and Wild Cards (Teams)
===================================
THE ALT.TER.NET.TIVES (CREATED BY: Marie.E.Antoon@students.Miami.EDU)
Captain Caffeine - Albert James. Hyper-speed, hyper-reflexes, and
hyper-activity. Powers gained by drinking Jolt Cola or Mountain Dew.
(always carries several cans with him)
Distraction Dude - Anthony "Tony" Andrews. Causes
distractions, either by
creating them, or becoming one
Mr. Matinee - Carl Harris. Can do anything he's ever seen in a movie
(appropriate props appear as needed), as long as he doesn't think about
it too much.
Sim-Sorceress (a.k.a SSI-Lock) - Jo McKay Powers of a computer-game
magic-user: can cast some spells, regenerates while resting, etc.
C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps (CREATED BY: lucke@cs.UND.NoDak.edu)
BoviCheeezarr
Cheeezarr
Cheeez Wiz (Benny)
Duet
Green Cheeezarr
Kid Cheeezarr
Makkaroni
Drizzt's Defenders (CREATED BY: barnejd@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU)
Continuity Champ
Crossword Master
Judak
Obscure Trivia Lad
Retconan
The Eldritch Alliance (CREATED BY: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu)
Feelinks Flawed
The Gatherer
Gutwind
Steakga
Colonel Nick Furry and His Agents of S.C.O.R.E. (Supreme Command
of Retrograde Eavesdroppers) (CREATED BY: barnejd@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU)
Sargeant Nick Furry and the Scowling Commandos of Cheesey Company
(CREATED BY: jmccoske@sedona.intel.com)
Corporal Kubert (he of the inconvenient realism)
PFC Severin (mute master of improbable mechanics)
Jacques Ishy-Cr'em, the French Fryar (big pious Frenchman with
tons of gear)
Sasha "Mamushka" Lowenstein (secretly a Bronx mother)
Private Spandexski (smartmouth w/ motto 'don't ask don't tell')
The Good Guys (tm) (CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca)
Conventional Woman (Bonnie Nicieza, teleporter)
Generic Man (Aaron Andrews, telekinetic)
June Lee
Mediocre Man (Frank Nicieza, telepath)
Regular Dude (Hank Nicieza, strong guy)
Typical Dude (Sean Nicieza, speedster)
InterKnights (CREATED BY: Rob Rogers)
Belle of Rights
Cynical Lass
Excitable Boy
Obsequious Lad
Intangable Legion (CREATED BY: dhenry@plains.nodak.edu)
Better-Off-Dead Guy
Fading Dan
Impossible Gal
Just-A-Minute Lass
Mindlass
OneTime Wonder
Rarely-Heard-of Boy (formerly Never-Heard-Of-Before Boy ... but
now we've heard of him, see?)
(NOTE: see also Figment Lad and Useless-Background-Character Boy)
Kiwis (in groups of 11 or less, CREATED BY: descrii@aol.com)
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: None, or varied (after all, these are looniverse
kiwis) but no
superpowers. No more teeth either. That's a one time thing.
ADD.NOTES: Not viscious. Phil and all other named kiwis are not
public domain. This includes the Kiwi Messiah, obviously, who is a
villain. Kiwis must at least start in LNHHQ, as migrations are
pretty
much over.
L.E.G.I.O.N. (CREATED BY: kogutt@uscu.colorado.edu)
Brill Box (Leader)
Out-of-Phase
Lobo
Legion of Substitute Net.Heroes (CREATED BY: BARNEJD@WKUVX1.WKU.EDU)
Crossover Cop (Jerinx Krul)
Hardcase
Kid Yesterdaze
Pseudomorph
Rock
Silent Knight
Newbie Syndicate of Earth-September (CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus...)
BBS Lad
Clueless Kid
Kid September
Me Too Lass
Poli.Sig
P.U.L.P. (CREATED BY: jmccoske@sedona.intel.com)
Dr. Daniel "Sinful" Amick-Tention (World's Leading Authority on
Styrofoam)
Emmanual Emmanuel "Transmission" Kwerks ("Don't call me Manny . . .")
Helen Weils
Nick Naime, Agent of P.U.L.P. AKA Master of Minutiae AKA Man of
Yesterday
Sing-Song "Six-Yen" ("Confooshus say . . .")
R.E.J.E.C.T.s '95 (CREATED BY: umgumpri@cc.UManitoba.Ca)
Girlwatcher
Mister Melodrama
Retcon Boy
Ugly Girl
ADD.NOTES: In R.E.J.E.C.T.s '95 #1, the R.E.J.E.C.T.s encountered
Omnipotent Man who appears to be a villain.
R-Men (CREATED BY: Christopher J. Sypal, csypal@cwis.unomaha.edu)
Gelatin
Professor
Random Man
Vari (Deceased)
The Sidekick Squad (CREATED BY: pmilan@fscvax.fsc.mass.edu)
A.K.A.: The Fabulous Four, The Drinkin' Buddies, Moist Lass and
her Beef-
cake Groupies
Kid Shakespeare
Moist Lass
Unperceptive Lad
Stink Boy
Society of Wireless Heroes (Earth-Goon) (CREATED BY:
dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
Due to Per Annum's manipulation of the time stream, an
alternate reality
emerged where the SWH was the premier (in fact only) net.hero
group in the
world. Based on characters from the radio show, The Goon Show.
Members
include:
Atom Jim - Master of catchphrases
Black Minnie - Sinful gyrations and designated hostage
Blue Bottle - And he shall share his jolly mixtures with
naughty evil....
Dustbinman - DustGun, general stupidity, connections
Fortnightman - Ability to hide from his own side for 2 weeks at
a time
Max Mercuray - Half man, half harmonica...fastest bandleader in
the world
Mr. Macro - World's fastest (and largest) reader of prepared
statements
Neddie Thunderbox - Controller of the magic Thunderbox
WildCrun - More sinful gyrations and modern-type melodies, buddy!
The Spooky Tank (CREATED BY: jmccoske@sedona.intel.com)
Sargeant T.C.
"Gunner" Gunnison
"Loader" Loadison
"Driver" Drivison
Spooky the Tuff L'il Ghost (with apologies)
Team Clooless (CREATED BY: kmwilcox@iastate.edu)
Missus-U-WIT (Mechanical Intuition, formerly of the Computer Phreaks)
Professor-V-PLM (Electroshock, formerly of the Pro Tech)
Mizpea-B-COC (Empathy, formerly of the Seal Club)
Mister-G-REN (Adrenaline Control, formerly of the Death Leopard)
Colmust-Y-ARD (Hypersenses, formerly of the Free Enterprise)
Misc-R-LET (Charm, formerly of the Romantics)
ADD.NOTES: Come from Alpha Base (Paranoia Second Edition).
Team can clone dead members.
STATUS: Working as mercenaries in Europe.
=====================
THE VILLAINS (Single)
=====================
NAME: Acton Lord
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
POWERS: Fiendishly clever at times, vestigal .sig powers.
Power Beams (don't do much damage, but look flashy).
Ability to enhance anything to its ultimate level or corrupt it
absolutely (often both).
ADD.NOTES: Future version of Sig.Lad.
His minions are the repugnant scurvy of net.refuse the
Gradgnomes.
STATUS: Alive (reserved by owner)
ENEMIES: Sig.Lad
NAME: The Appallingly Tasteless Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz
POWERS: Can knock people out with his appalling fashion sense, dresses
really really really really badly.
ADD.NOTES: Knows of Mouse's status as Subliminal Girl and wants to use
her to influence the rest of the world into dressing as he does.
ENEMIES: Mouse, Writers Block Woman.
NAME: Mister (Aeneas Romulus) Boddy
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: kmwilcox@iastate.edu
POWERS: He's immortal.
ADD.NOTES: He's sharing a mansion with Deductive Logic Man.
He's now more than 100,000,000 years old, but doesn't
look a day
over, oh, 25.
STATUS: Alive. No, dead. No, alive again.
ENEMIES: Nobody important.
NAME: The Bogus-ite "Bogie"
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
POWERS: MetaMorph into any inaimate object he can imagine.
Absorb powers of willing victims for 10 minutes at a time.
ADD.NOTES: Mercenary who likes cash.
Timid around more powerful foes, will bash lesser foes.
Wicked Sense of humor (1-liners, puns, etc)
NAME: Breakdown
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
POWERS: Causes nervous breakdowns.
ADD.NOTES: Feels bitter over the breakup of Gen 14.
GROUP AFF.: Gen 14
NAME: Can't Get A Break at the Lights, Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
POWERS:Ability to persuade others of the injustice rendered him by the
Net.ropolis Department of Public Works. Persuasion ability is
tripled when
CGABATL,M is carrying his trusty 12-gauge shotgun.
FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #6
GROUP AFFILIATION: National Rifle Association
NAME: Carrion
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
NAME: Censor Girl
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet
POWERS: Cyborg
STATUS: Mindless as a result of _Looniverse Adrift_
NAME: Chair
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Turn into any form of chair possible
ADD.NOTES: Partner/Lover of Table
GROUP AFF.: Youngstuds
NAME: Clueless Master (Frank Lee Lusive)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: lawrence@express.ctron.com
POWERS: The unerring ability to leave virtually no clue or trace
to himself in his crimes. Confounds even the world's
greatest detectives. Through a multitude of methods,
Lusive leaves no clue to his location, reason or next
crimespree, nor his motives (which are revealed through
plot development and editor-tattling)
APPEARANCE: Picture the Golden Age Green Lantern's costume only in all
black and purple with a grey cloak. Has a stylized "no question
marks" emblem on his chest of a question mark in a circle with
a line through it.
ADD.NOTES: Susceptible to editor-created plot devices, off-panel
deduction and activity. Cannot seem to hire competent
thugs and constantly complains about the lack of quality
in the modern "thug pool."
ENEMIES: Pocket Man, Golden Age Typical Super Guy, Sarcastic Lad,
NAME: Collector
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mark Friedman
POWERS: Collects for sentimental, monetary reasons
STATUS: Alive
NAME: Comics Snob Boy II
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
NAME: Crossover Queen
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Responsible for the mess of crossovers.
Seeks to Louise Simonsonize the whole internet.
ADD.NOTES: Created the X-Over Men.
NAME: The Dark Lord (Frank, Master of 70's memorobilia)
CREATED BY: The Badger (mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: Standard Demonic grab bag, useable via plot calling for them
Can corrupt innocents by selling them items like mood rings, lava
lamps, the
soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever, Leisure Suits with real wide lapels
ADD NOTES: Frank is the most inept demon in all of Hell. He has been
banished to Load Island because the pickings are supposedly easier
to grab
ENEMIES: The SWORDMASTER and the Renegades
NAME: DA'Jacoar
CREATED BY: The Badger(mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: Imagine Galactus if he was a talk show host instead of a
planet eater.
ADD NOTES: Kidnaps people and forces them to be on his show.
ENEMIES: Anyone who doesn't want to be on his show: IE--any sane person
NAME: Simon Devious
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: pmilan@fscvax.fsc.mass.edu
POWERS: Megalomaniac in the Lex Luthor mode. Genius inventor.
Record mogul.
ADD.NOTES: Devious is the arch-enemy of Vigilante Guy.
Has a robot servant called Clockwork Orange.
Fixated upon Simon Bar Sinister, villain from the _Underdog _
cartoons.
NAME: Diceman
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: javolk@ndsuvm1.bitnet
ADD.NOTES: Older brother of PC Person (see LNH #76-77 for details)
NAME: Dirt
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
POWERS: Ability to become one with dirt.
ADD.NOTES: Feels bitter over the breakup of Gen 14.
GROUP AFF.: Gen 14
NAME: DoomHacker
TYPE: NWC (Ask as well.)
STATUS: Alive, member of System Crash
POWERS: Real good with computers, but tends to crash them.
ADD.NOTES: Currently wanted by the USC police for crashing
The LeConte computer system.
NAME: Dramatizer
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Apt to cause Over-dramatization of characters.
GROUP AFF.: Works for the Net.News.Network
NAME: Dr. Armaggeddon
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: mike@unh.edu
POWERS: Armor, advanced destructive weaponry...
ADD.NOTES: From the same universe as Pliable Lad. Apparently a clone
Both Dr. A and the Knightforce are off-limits. This means you.
STATUS: Dead
ENEMIES: Pliable Lad
NAME: Dr. Boring
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Can refer to events that happened 5-10 years ago.
Has continuous monotone slur which seems to be a derivative of
Latin and English.
Makes fanfare over events that seem beyond trivial or mundane.
Does long narratives on "areas of interest" that seem to
confuse him.
Tells jokes incorrectly and forgets the punchlines!
NAME: Dr. Killfile
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Potential to have greatest mind of our time, if he wasn't
braindead.
ADD.NOTES: Creator of "IT"
NAME: Dr. Oblivion
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: pmilan@fscvax.fsc.mass.edu
POWERS: Mad Scientist--has an almost supernatural gift for making
all sorts
of nasty gadgets.
ADD.NOTES: Arch enemy of Decibel Dude.
Employer of Mongrel and Ug.
Real name is Seamus O'Blivion.
NAME: Dude With Hat
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Hat.
ADD.NOTES: Used to be a black dude with a hat.
NAME: Dyslexia
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Responsible for the misreading into stories, and the warping
of the true meaning, because readers dont read it
carefully.
NAME: Ellipsis King
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
POWERS: Slain in Cry.Sig or somewhere in that neighborhood (the
exact details have long since been retconned away) by Ultimate
Ninja, he rose
from the dead at the end of the Bellerophon Gambit to find he was
not actually
a living being, but a Net.Elemental, with full powers over the
Punctuation (or
Pixel) Net.Element. He soon fell under Lord Ebon's sway, but
escaped when a
plot to destroy the LNH failed (Constellation #12). Currently at large.
STATUS: Neither alive nor dead, location unknown
ENEMIES: Anyone who abuses the Net, specifically grammar and
spelling errors.
Once he discovers Typo Lad he may seek to kill him. Typical
outraged
Ostrander elemental attitude, really.
NAME: Fanboy King
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mark Friedman
POWERS: Leader of thousands of children into the Image Crisis (See
Gen Y #1)
NAME: Fan.Dom of the Alt.Ra
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: kogutt@ucsu.colorado.edu
POWERS: God-Like being
ADD.NOTES: Wants to own all LNH licensed material.
Bags people and stores them on his wall.
Unsure what he wants to do with the LNH.
STATUS: (reserved by owner, talk to him)
NAME: Feminazi
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet
GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals
NAME: Jestalt (NWC)
Real Name: Thom Kassan
Created by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Reserved by: Mike Escutia (mre@christa.unh.edu)
Powers: Can merge with one or more other people to create a
more powerful being.
Reference: Pliable Lad #12-15.
Group.Aff: None.
Enemies: Pliable Lad.
Status: Reserved.
Notes: Counterpart of Gestalt Lad.
NAME: Golden Lord
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet
ADD.NOTES: Former teammate of Old Comics Man in the Classics Squad
NAME: Happy Pig Boy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mike Friedman (hrivnak@havoc.gtf.gatech.edu)
POWERS: Simple mind control--makes people happy, against
their will by giving them what the most want.
ADD.NOTES: He's a giant floating blimp-like pig. He is also
very sexist, and thinks women should be subservient to him.
STATUS: Alive.
ENEMIES: Spite Grrrl
NAME: Hellary
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca (Martin Phipps)
POWERS: sorcery
ADD.NOTES: Looks and talks like Hillary Clinton
STATUS: After being sucked into another dimension, appears to have
resurfaced
on Pair.of.Dice Island.
NAME: The Injoker
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
NAME: King Konquerer
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: IHIMAERA_J@ix.wcc.govt.nz
POWERS: Exquisite timing and planning. Also has some knowledge of how
plots work.
ADD.NOTES: World-conquerer wannabe.
ENEMIES: Writers Block Woman, Mouse.
NAME: The Kiwi Messiah
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: descrii.aol.com
POWERS: Extraordinary intelligence. (For a kiwi. Present company
excepted, Jaelle and Jamas :o)
ADD.NOTES: Controls a tribe of pacific island natives, who
believe he is
their messiah. For some reason, they understand him when
he talks.
Seeks to free his "brothers and sisters" from Kid Kiwi's
"terrible
mind control".
ENEMIES: Kid Kiwi's Kommandos
NAME: Lagneto
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Ability to create lag
ADD.NOTES: Is the father of the Legionaire known as Pizza Girl.
GROUP AFF.: Current leader of the Brotherhood of Net.Villains (who's
current base of operations is Asteroid L).
NAME: Large Caliber Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: uplink
NAME: Left Hand
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu
GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals
NAME: Lethal Lawyer
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mark Friedman
POWERS: Able to create legal loopholes!
NAME: Limbaugh Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
ADD.NOTES: Current host of Net.ropolis AM Live on the Net.News.Network
after McLaughlin Man got fired
ENEMIES: The Radicals
NAME: Limburger Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: lucke@cs.UND.NoDak.edu
POWERS: Possesses the Swiss Bands, bracelets of undeterminate origin, but
believed to be related to the Camembert Coils originally worn by
Cheeezarr
which are now worn by Kid Cheeezarr. The Swiss Bands are believed
to be the
only source of his power but this has not been revealed to be true
as of yet.
ADD.NOTES: Unknown to the general populace or CHEEEZ Corps, Limburger Lad
looks exactly like Cheeezarr.
ENEMIES: Cheeezarr and Makkaroni, and he considers CHEEEZ Corps
enemies as
well, although they are not aware of him yet.
STATUS: Alive, and scheming against C.H.E.E.E.Z. Corps. (Reserved
by Kyle)
NAME: Londonbroil
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
POWERS: Equipped with a flamethrower and a British accent
ADD.NOTES: Prefers to fight from a distance and attract as much
attention to himself as possible, his passion for the theatre
overshadowing any great desire to flourish as a super-villain
NAME: Lord Ebon (Iago Montessi)
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
ALIAS: Simon Filius
POWERS: Mystic powers, dependant on the body he inhabits. The
longer he spends
in a body, the greater his might. He also tries to find bodies
that start off
with a high potential. An immortality spell he cast in the 1300's
prevents him
from dying, but his spirit is relatively powerless unless he can
possess a
body. His specialties are necromancy and alchemy, which he has
adapted to the
Net (see the Net.elements, he can use necromancy to undelete
stuff), and his
powers are greater on the net due to the inherent weakness of
natural law on
the Net.
APPEARANCE: Whatever his host body is. If he feels the need to
protect the ID
of his host body, or simply wishes to be melodramatic, he covers
himself in a
shroud of darkness, making him look like a silhouette with flaming
black eyes.
ADD.NOTES: Was a baron and magician in 14th Century Italy; discovered
the secret to immortality. It sent him into a deathlike coma for a
few weeks, during which he was buried on sacred ground, rendering
his spells
powerless. In the Curseworld, he was accidentally released by
Wanderer, who
was then possessed. When that body was destroyed by the Raiders,
he took over
the body of President Bennett Rush, and the Raiders then drove him
out of that
body (See Ebon Reflections) and thought him destroyed. However, he
lived and
escaped to the Net, taking residence in the mind of Chesspiece
Face. When
Constellation faced him in #12 of his own title, that body was also
destroyed,
leaving Ebon bodiless on the Net again.
NAME: The Mainstreamer (real name unknown)
TYPE: NWC (villain)
CREATED BY: Zach Adams (zqadams@tamu.edu)
POWERS: Can determine the true extent of a person's disability, health
problem, financial difficulty or mental ineffectiveness just by
hearing them
speak. Is convinced that there is no such thing as a 'special
case' , and
seeks to see all individuals brought into line with his idea of
dog-eat-dog,
fend-for-yourself survivalism, where no one is given any special
help or set
back on the scale regardless of pre-existing conditions. Can write
amazing
political advertisements, make incredible speeches to school
boards, state
welfare commissions and the like to promote his brand of Darwinian
equality
where only the perfect will survive.
ADD.NOTE: Not much is known about the Mainstreamer, except that his
goal of
'mainstreaming' humanity is really a front for wiping out what he
considers
the deadwood of net.Earth, knowing they will never survive on the terms
'normal' people live by. Was fired from the DMV for giving totally blind
individuals their drivers' licenses when he worked as an
instructor. It is
believed that he may work for a 'higher' evil, but who this may be
is as yet
unknown.
GROUP AFFIL: None, though he has held government and school jobs in many
net.states
ENEMIES: The poor, the handicapped, the sick, the dimwitted, and
especially
Legally-Blind Man since he represents not only the special
attention given
to the 'disadvantaged' but also in some cases the abuse of that
attention.
NAME: Manga Man
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Mostly in the realms of Special Effects and Timing
ADD.NOTES: Is weakened by hearing the music of Robotech.
ENEMIES: Plot King
NAME: McLaughlin Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Insidiously, McLaughlin Man constantly politicizes everything.
Dominates circles of like-minded individuals.
ADD.NOTES: Had his own TV show.
NAME: Mr. Minister
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: AdamAnt Skin (toughest material around)
Supra-Genius, Super_Strength, Force Beam thru his tongue
ADD.NOTES: Looks like Colussus in a preacher's outfit glued to his body.
Hates Table (obviously, he knows him)
Wants to take over the world
STATUS: Presumably Dead, but highly unlikely
ENEMIES: Table, LNH
NAME: The Moderate(s)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
POWERS: Telepathy... but only when they're in close proximity
STATUS: In separate cells in The Safe in Colorado
GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League
NAME: Mongrel
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: pmilan@fscvax.fsc.mass.edu
POWERS: A crossbreed between a human being and a Jack Russell terrier.
Can fetch like you wouldn't believe.
ADD.NOTES: Henchman in the employ of Dr. Oblivion.
NAME: The Mountie [(c) the RCMP and Disney. Yes, Disney]
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
POWERS: Basicly Wolverine without claws
STATUS: Unable to find regular employment due to the disgrace of being
a member of the CADL, the Mountie is working out of the Canadian
consolate in Sig.ago
GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League
NAME: MUDMerc
TYPE: NWC (Ask before using him as well.)
STATUS: Alive, member of System Crash
POWERS: Can 'teleport' to MUDs to get any equipment he needs.
However, the tougher the item is to get, the longer
it will take him. Simple items are almost instantaneous.
ADD.NOTES: Gets $2500 a week plus expenses.
NAME: Multi-cultural Lad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
STATUS: Somewhere in Quebec
GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League
ENEMIES: Le Quebecois
NAME: Mr. Nasty (tm)
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca
POWERS: Morphing
ALIAS: Kingfish, crimelord of Coastal City
ENEMIES: The Good Guys (tm), LNH
STATUS: For now, as good as dead... but will eventually get better.
NAME: Nature Boy
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu
GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals
NAME: Net.cromancer
TYPE: NWC (But ask first, I have plans for him)
STATUS: Alive(?), member of System Crash
POWERS: Can revive dead plotlines and characters. Also has
mystically knowledge on par with Occultism Kid.
ADD.NOTES: Serves an as-yet unseen master.
NAME: Netlurker
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY: Mark Friedman
POWERS: Similar to Multitasking Man, but adds image scanning,
net.stealth, and pun-slinging (at +4!)
ADD.NOTES: Can shift between net.reality.levels (a la a cyberpunk
Post Bro!)
STATUS: Ready, Willing, and Able
ENEMIES: Redistributor
NAME: Net Star
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Flamboyant cocky net personality that likes to show up and
act like a celebrity.
NAME: Norminator
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cffitzge@iastate.edu
POWERS: Liefeldesque firearm to suck capitalization, italics marks, and
punctuation marks out of any post.
ADD.NOTES: Looks/acts like Norm from Cheers.
Created by the "forces of A.R.M."
ENEMIES: LetterinG MaN
Name: Odd Khan
Type: NWC Created by: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu
Powers: Laser bolts, Colorblindness.
Add.Notes: Odd Khan seeks anything unusual, one-of-a-kind, or rare.
Enemies: Lurker Lad, Linguist Lass, the LNH in general.
NAME: Omega.Mosely
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Vanishes and reappears with the same stochastic irregularity as
a good Batman villian
ADD.NOTES: Known for stealing other's packs of cigarettes while they are
are unaware.
NAME: Perfect Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
GROUP AFF.: Perfect Man was considered the perfect human specimen
by the hate group known as the P.I.G.S. (People In favour of
Genetic Selection).
ENEMIES: Myopia Man and the Colourblind Kid
Name: Phantolord
TYPE: NWC
CRATED BY: Abhay, akhosla@umich.edu
POWERS: Creates ghost servants from handy house-hold chemicals.
STATUS: Alive
ENEMIES: Loopy, Marcy, and Mojodog of Refugees of Net.tropolis
NAME: Plummet
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #1
POWERS: Able to fall faster than any other living thing
ADD.NOTES: A former student of Professor Wong's, Plummet is motivated
by the fanatical desire to convert EDM into a more compact and not
neccessarily
animate version of himself. It is rumored that Plummet did not do
overly well
in Physics. Wears a magenta costume and weighs more than your first car.
NAME: Pointless Death Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu
ADD.NOTES: Is willing to kill for no reason at all, although has been
known to go on individual rampages, singling out either Net.Heroes
or Net.Villains
Was once hired by the Grim Reaper Corps
Carries a BIG gun that makes a distinctive "SHRAAACCCKKK!!!"
sound.
NAME: Posttime Shifter
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: If a storyline branches unexpectedly, and another posting comes
along claiming to branch from the some story, but is posted
at the same time... or whatever blame it on this guy.
NAME: Le Quebecois
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
STATUS: In Quebec
GROUP AFF.: Canadian Anti-Defamation League
ENEMIES: Multi-cultural Lad
NAME: Rambug
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: kmwilcox@iastate.edu
POWERS: Exceptional strength and (for a cockroach) intelligence.
ADD.NOTES: Proficient in all weaponry.
STATUS: In hiding.
ENEMIES: Anyone who gets in his way.
NAME: Redistributor
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mark Friedman
POWERS: Can buy out characters and titles at will.
ADD.NOTES: Twisted Netlurker's origin, teleporting him from RACM
to RAC in
the process.
NAME: Re-Editor
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mark Friedman
POWERS: Ability to retcon and spell check simultaneously.
ADD.NOTES: Helped Redistributor along with Spellchecker in above story.
He can probably be 86ed.
NAME: The Reviewer
TYPE: NWC Created by: ad140@freenet.unbc.edu
FIRST APPEARANCE: Kid Mysticism & The Net.Titans #16.
POWERS: The ability to critize characters, stories, costumes, etc. Has
the ability to do anything to "fix" that which he
flames/critizes.
ADD.NOTES: Often will forceably try to fix anything that he thinks is
wrong, and this includes retconing, killing or otherwise
altering
reality to do so.
APPEARANCE: A muscular glowing man in a stylish blue suit. On his hands
are magical gauntlets. On his chest is a Stlyized
"RACC" symbol.
NAME: Scowling RACelestial
Height: 700 metres, or as big as he thinks he is
Weight: Wastes no time on weighty issues
Hair: Non-Euclidean
Skin: Rugose
Eyes: Squamous
Known Relatives:The Scowling RACelestial may be related to the other
RACelestials. The other RACelestails vehemently
deny this.
First Appears: Particle Man #4
Created By: Jameel
Date of Birth: Exists coterminous with all times and timelines
POWERS:
The Scowling RACelestial is one of the most powerful beings in the known
universe, or at least he thinks he is. He holds the unique ability
to sow
dissension wherever he appears merely by speaking. Sometimes,
speaking is
not even necessary. He also has been known to summon and control vast
and hot-burning flames, and is immune to such, as well. Furthermore, he
can cause confusion in over 30,000 people at once. Thankfully,
this mighty
being, for reasons as yet unexplained, has chosen to rarely use his
abilities
except where necessary, vital to the sanctity of the universe, or
whenever
the hell he feels like it.
ADD.NOTES:
The Scowling RACelestial is one of a mighty race known as the
RACelestials;
it was once thought that he was their leader, but this hypothesis
has not been
proven. In fact, it is unlikely, as his fellow RACelestials will rarely
associate themselves with them. For safety, expediency, or plain
dislike has
yet to be determined, but it is likely that there is some "One Above All"
which rules the RACelestials. By all accounts, the Scowling RACelestial
is not under the rulership of this mighty being, whomever he or she
may be.
The Scowling RACelestial made his presence known the multiverse in an
inauspicious, even humble manner. However, as his awareness of the
muliverse
gew, so did his power. Soon, the multiverse was under attack, and the
One Who Scowls Above in Shadow was at the forefront of the attack (vis.
"Diskette Inferno" in Cosmic Tales of Savage Intent #47). However, the
Scowling One has now retreated to a position of power behind the scenes,
only showing his tremendous powers of dissesion and confusion when his
secretive, unconscienably horrendous and far-reaching plans deem it
necessary.
Or whenever the hell he feels like it.
Quote:
"Tremble before my might, mortals! And you -- you! You used
"inexorable"
as a *noun* in that last pitiful attack! Bah! I should simply
wipe you all
out like the fish-eating maggots you are!"
copyright 1994 Sucking Chest Wound Enterprises. All rights
reserved. Please
inquire before making use of this character. Offenders will be
liquified.
NAME: Speculator
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: Mark Friedman
POWERS: Able to detect which books will make money for how long.
STATUS: Alive
NAME: Table
Type: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Turn into any possible form of a table (including periodic
table)
Shoots splinters at people
ADD.NOTES: Evil Renegade from the Past.
Everybody knows him.
STATUS: Captured
GROUP AFF.: Leader of the Lumberjerks and the YoungStuds
NAME: Taxx
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu
GROUP AFFILIATION: The Radicals
NAME: The Time Crapper
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Able to travel thru time
Able to change someone into a golden/silver aged hero
ADD.NOTES: Home is Digital Clock HeadQuarters
STATUS: (Whereabouts Unknown)
NAME: Tsar Chasm
TYPE: WC
CREATED BY:kenaschm@cs.indiana.edu
POWERS:'Command of the situation' (see ADD.NOTES)
ADD.NOTES: Tsar Chasm is a peerless planner, combining this with
his huge
ego, he always appears to be in control. (hence his power) He can
use this
power to make others feel insecure, or inferior. This is done by
speaking in a
mocking tone but for stronger wills he adds facial expressions and
gestures.
He wears Armor of Dramatic Poses and a Constantly Billowing Cape.
STATUS: Died in _Looniverse Adrift_
ENEMIES: Everyone who opposes his view of order (which is him in charge)
NAME: Ug, the Henchman That Time Forgot
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: pmilan@fscvax.fsc.mass.edu
POWERS: Ug is a caveman, discovered frozen in ice by Dr. Oblivion. He
was thawed out and given a job as a henchman.
ADD.NOTES: Main muscle for Dr. Oblivion.
NAME: Vapid Veterinarian
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Unknown.
ADD.NOTES: He "Saved Spelling Boy's Brain" after Prof. Perhap
killed him.
STATUS: Unknown.
NAME: Waffle Queen
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogersr@kenyon.edu
FIRST APPEARANCE: Easily-Discovered Man #3
POWERS: Unknown. Suspected to have something to do with waffles.
ADD. NOTES: Isn't just for breakfast anymore.
NAMES: Webster; Webs Tor
TYPE:NWC
CREATED BY:kenaschm@cs.indiana.edu
POWERS: Webster: Of his four slots two are always filled.
Slot 1: Teleporter - Can teleport self, or others or objects. Uses
signal devices for lock-on(Tsar Chasm & Webs Tor have
one at all times) but can teleport things he sees and
to places he knows. (TIWAN #1)
Slot 2: Shape-shifter - Can change shape and mass at will. (TIWAN#2)
Slots 3 and 4:
Smelter - Melts metal and ore (TIWAN #2)
Cheater - Knows the quickest, most underhanded way out of a situation
Bean-Counter - Handles finances
Meter - Can measure anything by eyesight.
(weights,distance,probabilities,etc;)
Fighter - Very good hand-to-hand fighter, not spectacular, just adequate.
Interpreter - Can translate any language (even computer languages)
Augmenter - Boosts the abilities of anyone near him. Physical
contact increases
boost. (GPDC#4)
Recruiter - Assumes new shape. Convince people to join
something.(GPDC#1)
Writer - Takes on appearnace of . Can write up a
storm.(GPDC#6)
Webs Tor: None of his four slots are filled permanantly.
Slots 1, 2, 3 and 4:
Doctor - Extensive knowledge of first aid. (not a surgeon)(TIWAN#1;
as Time)
Impersonator - Takes on characteristics and shape of any person(but
not powers)
(TIWAN #1)
Duplicator - Duplicates one person's abilities. (Proximity needed)
Orator - Can give rousing speeches, hypnotic and suggestive
abilities.(GPDC#1)
Protector - Emits a half-sphere force shield.(GPDC#5)
Anticipator - Can fortell possible future, but not probability of
occurence.
Interrogator - Can get info out of anyone.
Prestidigitator - Various sleight of hand and mystical tricks.(GPDC#3)
ADD.NOTES: Can store up to 4 definitions, but only use them one at
a time.
Changes are controlled by unit on wrist, disguised as watch.
Webster uses
definitions ending with -ter; Webs Tor -tor. Typically Webster
looks like a
cute little black boy
and Webs Tor is an unremarkable man with brown hair.
STATUS: Faithful to Tsar Chasm
ENEMIES: Whomever Tsar Chasm points out.
NAME: The Worm
CREATED BY: The Badger(mr.9767@acc.rwu.edu)
POWERS: None.
ADD NOTES: Just an earthworm. In fact, just many earthworms. Any
time CAW sees
a worm, he freaks amd blasts it.
ENEMIES: CAW
NAME: Y-Plex Burp
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Greatest Criminal Mind of this time.
ADD.NOTES: Works w/ Dr. KillFile from time to time.
Had possession of the Cosmic Plot Device.
Last seen, returning to life of crime.
ENEMIES: Table, Time Crapper, LNH
=================
Villains (Groups)
=================
NAME:(Group) BROTHERHOOD OF NET.VILLAINS
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu
ADD.NOTES: Most evil, nefarious, group of them all. Originally
formed by
Table and subsequently reorganised by Mr. Homage, the Brotherhood has now
taken up residence with Lagneto on Asteroid L.
*NAME: Amnesia
POWERS: Another plot device come to life. Old foe of OTL.
*NAME: Angst
POWERS: Creates angst.
*NAME: Captain CoreDump
POWERS: Causes Unix C programmers no end of trouble!
*NAME: Color-Error Man
POWERS: Responsible for errors which upset the continuum and
cause flame wars.
STATUS: C-E Man was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood
crossover
but apparently escaped
*NAME: Demented Designer
POWERS: Responsible for new ugly costumes for Rage, Firestar, etc.
Hunted by Stichentyme Man. (another villian)
*NAME: EraserHead
POWERS: Deleting horror of the Looniverse. Elemental force of
destruction.
Unknown how Homage domesticated him.
STATUS: Unknown
*NAME: Grim 'N Gritty
POWERS: Twin brother and sister who, when they touch, can cause
the immediate
area to become more "realistic" and "modernized".
STATUS: Gritty was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood
crossover.
*NAME: Hiatus
POWERS: Able to freeze heroes in place for months at a time.
An attack by him may be followed by use of ReVamp Lass' powers.
STATUS: Hiatus was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood
crossover.
*NAME: Hooded Ho`'ood Win II
POWERS: Able to pit hero against hero.
Believed to be an alien or extradimensional experimenter.
Not to be confused w/ the original.
STATUS: HHW II was captured during the Crimes of the Brotherhood
crossover.
*NAME: LobDell Lad
POWERS: Public enema #1! Leaves out story middles and endings.
Possesses spelling, grammar, and foreign-lang. warping powers.
Former foe of Rebel Yell.
STATUS: Retired
*NAME: Mister Homage (Leader)
POWERS: Mysterious armor-wearing rip-off artist.
Has fought LNH before in some other guise.
STATUS: Mr. Homage was captured in C. Champ and the Drizzt Defenders #22
*NAME: Plotchopper
POWERS: Enjoys chopping plots midstream. One of the more hated
LNH villians.
Seems weakened since reality axis shift to Alt.Comics.LNH.
*NAME: Polybag Person
POWERS: Responsible for polybags around "collectible" comics.
Formerly Mylar Man, until he was corrupted and fell.
*NAME: Professor Perhap
POWERS: Able to make verbalized questions occur and be answered.
Because his powers may "perhaps" work, he keeps a pack of
wild dogs.
STATUS: Professor Perhap was dumped by his fellow Net.Villains by
the group
and subsequently placed in LNH custody.
*NAME: Repetitive Lad
POWERS: Answer questions on the net that have already been answered.
*NAME: Revamp Lass
POWERS: Causes unpopular heroes to be 'restyled' for a wider audience.
Possible arch-enemy of Lost Cause Boy.
*NAME: RobGoblin
POWERS: Ability to make proportions of a heroes body completely
ridiculous.
Has negative effects on their powers.
*NAME: Romantic-Innuendo
POWERS: Chaos-lovin' villian who enjoys pairing up girls and guys.
Powers usually temporary.
*NAME: Rumor Monger
POWERS: Spreads latest rumors.
Foe of OTL since "Cable-is-Nathan-Summers" rumor.
*NAME: X-Intruder
POWERS: Frequently upsets R.A.C.M. readers by posting
X-book-related material
to that group. Hounded for this, he turns to a life
of crime.
NAME: CasCaders
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
POWERS: Able to spout off one line rhymes for several hours.
ADD.NOTES: Lead by mysterious leader.
Borg-Like people from Alt.CasCade who invade other
newsgroups.
Want to conform others into joining them.
STATUS: Flamed in _Descent_
NAMES: CRASH, SMASH and BASH
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: uplink
NAME:(Group) The Cynical Six TYPE: WC CREATED BY:
kuaxe@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
ADD.NOTES: RobGoblin left for the BrotherHood of Net.Villians.
STATUS: Currently Active
ENEMIES: Any body who wishes to make descent books, art, etc.
*NAME: Blandman
POWERS: Editor-in-chief of a comic company who has power to stifle all
creative thought and reduce his victims to mundane
characters. Against heroes he inhibits them from
using their
powers creatively and reduces them to saying things like
"Hulk Smash".
*NAME: Cynico
POWERS: Ability to place doubt into a hero by commenting on his reasons
for doing something.
Generates cynical bolts and can levitate on his cynical
comments.
*NAME: Doctor Ludicrous(Leader)
POWERS: Tentacles of ludicrosity that make an opponents powers,
background, plot, etc. ludicrous
*NAME: Hysterio
POWERS: Make people take interest in (on a hysterical scale)
comics that
really suck or stupid crossovers that have been
kicked to death.
*NAME: NetVulture
POWERS: Bored student who constantly read e-mail and was
transformed into the
NetVulture by a power surge. Ability to damage
people's egos,
which is a vital part of a superhero's anatomy.
NAME: Deadly Faux of Easily-Discovered Man
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: rogers@kenyon.edu
*NAME: Easily-Deciphered Man
*NAME: Easily-Dejected Man
*NAME: Easily-Directed Man
*NAME: Easily-Disgusted Man
*NAME: Easily-Distracted Man
NAME: The Dorfs
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Give callously cruel, and usually wrong answers to
intelligent posts.
Gives dehumanizing responses to posts by first timers who
didn't know
any better
NAME: The Dorfian Imperial Guard
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: cxmp@musica.mcgill.ca
*NAMES: Anon, Beavis, Bigshot, Bore, Butthead, Carry-On, Dorfquake,
Flamebolt, Flamestar, Flamer, Flamewar, Hopgoblin, Instigator,
Marshall LaRocque, Naysayer and Nightsnide
STATUS: Supposedly died during a flame war on the moon (LNH #73)
NAME: The Dunce Circle
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Believe that their way is THE WAY and nobody else could be
right.
NAME: The Editors
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: To allow storylines to continue on their course.
To edit out a person from a story, and put in another.
NAME:(Group) E.R.N.I.E. - The Evil Regiment of Naughty Inane Editors
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
*NAME: Peter-Out-Son
POWERS: Takes a storyline and warps it into a string of
ridicuolous *EVENTS*
*NAME: Euryne
POWERS: Unleashes fan-boyish writers onto a once proud comic traditon,
allowing a story to become merely a bunch of *EVENTS
*NAME: Harrass
POWERS: Evil being that chases good writers off good books to pander to
fan-boy artists.
*NAME: Defacto
POWERS: Pure Evil! The leader of E.R.N.I.E. Thinks he can write
like the
creators of the world, but can't. Responsible for
flooding the
market with net.clones!
NAME:(Group) Elders
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: ha09+@andrew.cmu.edu
ADD.NOTES: Want the Insanity Gems
*NAME: Basher
POWERS: to bash
*NAME: Conventioneer (leader)
POWERS: unknown
*NAME: Flamer
POWERS: to flame
*NAME: MUSHmaster
POWERS: to enable someone to run a character in a MUSH
NAME: Fundamentalist Circle
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
POWERS: Able to leak funds from the comic industry to buy
Liefeld's books.
NAME: Gen 14
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca
*NAME: Breakdown
POWERS: Telepathy and psychic projection
*NAME: Dirt
POWERS: Filthy
*NAME: Jailbait
POWERS: Power over gravity
*NAME: Moonmaker (Warrier or the Mohawk Tribe)
POWERS: Produces a psychic whip
*NAME: Morgan Le Fab (Leader)
POWERS: Superstrength
NAME: Grim Reaper Corps
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu
ADD.NOTES: Bureaucracy responsible for keeping track of who's
supposed to be dead
NAME:(Group) The Junior Brotherhood of Net.Villains
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: mistlock@aol.com (Jennifer Whitson)
ADD.NOTES: The BoNV's trainee group. They're not very good at villany
yet, but they're working on it.
*NAME: Mr.Fossavellus/the man in the black trenchcoat
POWERS: None known. He is the team's leader/teacher
*NAME: Kid Camouflage
POWERS: She has the ability to blend with her surroundings. Once a
sidekick, she is now the team's field leader.
*NAME: Explosion Boy
POWERS: He can cause an explosion when he touches something. But he
can control his powers, so no Rogue-like angsting.
*NAME: Rebecca Drayer
POWERS: She has minor sorcerous powers.
*NAME: Mr.Exposition
POWERS: He handles the exposition, of course. He's pretty good at it.
*NAME: Dust
POWERS: She controls dust-sized particles telikinetically.
*NAME: Hooded Ho-od Win Jr.
POWERS: Yeah, I know, a third one. I couldn't resist. She has no idea
how to use her powers.
NAME: Lumberjerks
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
ADD.NOTES: Lead by Table
*NAME: Axing Rose
POWERS: Rock-Star wanna-be.
Token Big Man.
Uses a big axe, and sings very ver poorly while fighting.
*NAME: Login Lady
POWERS: Insane lady who talks to her log, who doesn't talk back.
Pounds people in the head with the log.
*NAME: See-Saw
POWERS: Arms are living saws. Needs a straw to eat.
STATUS: Captured in _Acts of Violence_
NAME: Netter Liberation Front
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
*NAME: Girl Next Door(tm)
POWERS: Attracts men of all ages to look at her.
Seems familiar, but you can't place the face.
*NAME: IceHot
POWERS: Either her fire is cold, or her ice is hot.
Genetic defect from an experiment.
*NAME: Mistake
POWERS: Able to kinda look like somebody, but can't quite do it.
*NAME: Pylon
POWERS: Token big man. All teams need one of these.
*NAME: Rush_Fan
POWERS: Able to take up lost of posting room with dribble about Rush.
Would rather die than hear anything bad about them.
STATUS: Captured in _Jungle Cheesecake_
NAME: Net.Villain Wannabes
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca
ADD.NOTES: Former members of the NRA who see BONV as a club they
want to join.
Created havoc to prove their worthiness as villains.
*NAME: Lord Vicious (Bob Smith)
POWERS: Mind control
*NAME: The Evil Enemy (Chris Harras) (leader)
POWERS: Energy projection
*NAME: The Fiend (Maxwell Harras)
POWERS: Growls a lot
*NAME: The Mean Master (Roger Johnston)
POWERS: Invulnerability
*NAME: The Wicked One (John Smart)
POWERS: Casts illusions
STATUS: Captured in _Acts of Violence_
NAME: Pencil Rain
TYPE: NWC
FIRST APPEARANCE: Particle Man #11
CREATED BY: ha09+@andrew.cmu.edu
*NAME: Hammer Down
POWERS: Super-strength, wields a gigantic hammer with jets on the back
of the head to add to the power of his blows. Forms body of Pencil Rain.
ADD. NOTES: "Hammer down" and "Rabbit ears" are the only words he knows.
*NAME: Hypnotist
POWERS: He's a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladies. Forms left leg of
Pencil Rain.
ADD. NOTES: Non-combatant, lets his hypnotized slaves fight for him.
*NAME: Mammal (Pete)
POWERS: Can become any mammal that has ever existed. Root form is a
large, furry humanoid. Forms right leg of Pencil Rain.
ADD. NOTES: speaks in hundreds of different voices at once, in perfect
synchronization (all capital letters). Refers to himself in the third
person a lot.
*NAME: Rabid Child (Jim)
POWERS: Razor-sharp fingernails, super-senses, healing factor (yeah, a
lot like Wolverine). Forms right arm of Pencil Rain.
ADD. NOTES: Leader of Pencil Rain. A drop dead, Jim Lee-drawn gorgeous
blonde. Used to be male. Is not happy about being a woman.
*NAME: The Sun (Howie)
POWERS: The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas. Flight, plasma blasts.
Appears as a flaming humanoid, but can revert to normal. Forms left arm
of Pencil Rain.
**NAME: Pencil Rain
POWERS: Fusion of the five members of Pencil Rain. Each limb uses the
power contained in it, though Hypnotist's power takes more thought than
Pencil Rain can usually muster. 20 feet tall and massively strong. Can
cause sharp pencils to rain from the sky in immediate area.
ADD. NOTES: Not too bright. Good at destruction, but not much else.
Has been easily duped in the past. Speaks with the voices of all of his
components (all capitals).
GROUP ORIGIN: The Pencil Rain were a gang that used to bully Person Man
in High School. They were in the area when the frying pan struck
Particle Man, and they were each altered by it and granted
TheyMightBePowers.
ADD. GROUP NOTES: Pencil Rain usually dress in work clothing (Hammer
Down), street clothes (Hypnotist, The Sun), combat fatigues (Rabid
Child), and nothing (Mammal). None of them wears a costume.
ENEMIES: Particle Man
NAME: The Radicals
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: barnejd@wkuvx1.wku.edu
*Feminazi
*Left Hand
*Nature Boy
*Taxx
ENEMIES: Limbaugh Man, Lethal Lawyer
NAME: S.C.U.D.-Super Criminals of Usenet Directories
TYPE: NWC (except for Dog-Boy, who is a WC)
CREATED BY: Rene Villareal(cs40fa17@kron.cs.CSUFresno.EDU)
*NAME: Iraqi Alex(leader)
POWERS: To create machines capable of massive chaos.(only a 20%
chance that
it'll actually work)
ADD.NOTES: Has an incredibly phony Middle Eastern accent and wears
the garb of
"Lawrence of Arabia".
*NAME: Dog-Boy(literal sidekick)
POWERS: Can morph into any form of dog at will (i.e. rottweiler, wolf,
chihuahua, etc.). Has heightened senses.
ADD.NOTES: A reluctant villian, his only wish is to leave S.C.U.D.
and find
total "Sanctuary". Hates cats and people who use the terms 'fix'
and 'spade' in
a taseless context. Wears a restictive collar built by Iraqi Alex
that keeps
him from escaping.
*NAME: Bubba Fett
POWERS: Cyborg with the ability to mentally constuct any weapon or
device from
his bionic arm.
ADD.NOTES: Has the intelligence of grapefriut. Because of this, he
must seek
constant guidence from Iraqi Alex when on important missions. Also has a
horrible Scwarrzenegger(sp?) accent.
*NAME: Alison Chains
POWERS: Has the ability to persuade and control weak-minded males
(about 85% of
the male population).
ADD.NOTES: A former Rock-and-Roll groupie, Alison acts like the
stereotypical
blond bombshell bimbo(Kelly Bundy). In reality, Alison posesses
above-average
intelligence.
*NAME: Barry, the Grinning Purple Nightmare
POWERS: Can melt the minds of his victims with an assault of compliments,
sing-a-longs, and moral values. Can also withstand any fatal blow,
known as the
MARVEL EFFECT(TM), with some exceptions.
ADD.NOTES: A mindless muppetsaur that was spawned from the Dark
Portal, as
should be explained in the Net.ronomicon. Iraqi Alex liked his style of
fighting so much, he was given his own daytime TV show/torture room.
NAME: Stereotype Squad
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca
ADD.NOTES: Stereotypes are bad; these are some of the worst.
*NAME: Asian-Stereotype Man
POWERS: Has black belt in karate.
*NAME: Asian-Stereotype Woman
POWERS: Carries a sword.
*NAME: Black-Stereotype Man
POWERS: Superhuman Strength
*NAME: Black-Stereotype Woman
POWERS: Has bionic hand.
*NAME: Hispanic-Stereotype Man
POWERS: Is fast with a switchblade.
*NAME: Latin-Stereotype Woman
POWERS: Has Razor Sharp (tm) fingernails.
STATUS: Captured in _The Good Guys (tm)_ LS
NAME: W.I.R.E.D. (We Intend Rule & Eternal Domination)
TYPE: NWC (Public Domain)
CREATED BY: Mongoose, rwa@gandalf.baylor.edu
POWERS: No superhuman ones known. Has access to gobs of technology
and money.
ADD.NOTES: W.I.R.E.D. is a vast Hydra-like orginization, whose goal is to
overthrow the U.S. government ("The evil, invasive Government!")
and take over
the country. W.I.R.E.D. is led by five Agents, Mark, Shell, Mike,
Lou, and Han.
STATUS: Alive.
ENEMIES: Ziff-Davis.
NAME: wReamicus Maximus and Acolytes of DFANDOM
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: sl859@cc.usu.edu
POWERS: Time travel and controversy causing abilities.
ADD.NOTES: Live for postings of DVANDOM, force in Looniverse.
STATUS: wReamicus Maximus is currently in a coma with Brother Bud
leading the Acolytes
NAME: X-Over Men
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
POWERS: Able to change form to confuse a already confused audience.
Able to join any cross-over at any time (High potential of
overuse)
ADD.NOTES: Servants of the Cross-Over Queen.
NAME: Youngstuds
TYPE: NWC
CREATED BY: phipps@chopin.physics.mcgill.ca
ADD.NOTES: Led by Table, they seek to kill mutants for sport.
*NAME: Ironcast
POWERS: Iron Man ripoff
*NAME: Rock
POWERS: Thing ripoff
*NAME: Arrow
POWERS: Hawkeye ripoff
*NAME: Priest
POWERS: Bishop ripoff
STATUS: Captured in _Acts of Violence_
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