___ ___ ___ ____ ____ | | | \ | | | | | | | | | \ | | | |__| | | | | \| | | __ | | | | |\ | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | | | |___|__| \_| |__| |__| |_____| Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans 8 "Cross-Posted" By: Ben Rawluk ****************************************************************************** Kid Mysticism's head ached as he slowly awoke. He found himself in a huge room, surrounded by huge, armoured warriors, similar to the ones who had attacked LNHHQ moments before. To the young WC's side was the groggy-yet-awake form of Lurker Lad. "Uh oh." KM intoned, as he realized that the warriors were slowly approaching him. "Entities have been cross-posted from Alt.Comics.LNH, to Alt.Warriors.and .Knights, however, this was not part of the plan. Only the Pilferer of the Sacred plot-device was meant to be cross-posted. For being unable to keep them out, you are sentenced to 24000 years of being a puppet on the RP-World-Zone, and not a character. That is my descision." The Chief Warrior stated, and the warrior who had taken Plot-Device King was led away, to a large FTP Gateway, and plunged in. He screamed an electronic scream, and vanished into the void of RP-World-Zone. _Elsewhere in Alt.Warriors.and.Knights_ Plot-Device King screamed, as the Warrior's armour devices slowly probed his body for the so-called Sacred Plot-Device. Obviously, they ment his plot-device power. Maybe this will explain where he got it..."Gah!" PDK yelled, as a particulary high intensity scan beam passed through him. PDK was sure that his plot-device power would make him tough enough to deal with this and escape, but obviously, the Warriors had some way of circumventing his power. _The Main Throne Chamber_ "As sentients who have had the chance to see our multi-newsgroup technology, please tell us what you think..." The Chief Warrior asked. "Uh...wonderful.." Lurker Lad said, and noticed two warriors standing still, holding a rather large cube. "What's that?" He asked. "That...is the Ultimate MUSH code. It is the awe-inspiring basis of this entire Newsgroup." The Chief Warrior answered. _Alt.Comics.lnh, LNHHQ_ "Where did they go?" Browsing Boy exclaimed. "Who knows or cares?" Cheesecake-Eater Lad answered, and headed off towards the Monitor Room. "I'm gonna go get my name taken off this silly subgroup. Not only do I have to deal with silliness like this, but, Parking Karma Kid and aLLiterative Lass aren't even on it." "Hey!" Research Lass started, but it was to late. The Cheesecake champion was already out of sight. "Um...I suppose this might not be the best time, but...that is...I already have a girlfriend..." Browsing Boy stated, kind of worried about the sheer number of "...."s that have been used in his dialogue of late. "Girl...friend..." Research Lass intoned. "Uh...Oh well. Who is she?" Research Lass asked. "She be me..." Linguist Lass said, as she approached the two. LL kissed Browsing Boy on the cheek. "Having problems with the subgroup...DEAR?" LL asked, in a voice that made it all to clear that BB should love anyone but her. "Er, Yes. Cheesecake-eater Lad just quit, and Lurker Lad, Plot-Device King, and Kid Mysticism have been cross-posted." BB said, nervously. "Hey. If my Author doesn't mind, maybe I'LL join..." Linguist Lass said, smiled at Research Lass, and walked away. "This is going to be a long day...." Browsing Boy commented. _Alt.Warriors.and.Knights_ PDK screamed in torment, as the Warriors read through the readme files attached to his plot-device. ^This is going to be a long day....^ PDK thought to himself. ****************************************************************************** Next Issue: escape for A.W.A.K... ****************************************************************************** Credits ******* Kid Mysticism, Research Lass, Plot-Device King, and the Warriors of A.W.A.K owned and created by Me, Ben Rawluk. Lurker Lad, and Browsing Boy are Public Domain, but please don't use them, they are Net.Titans for the Moment... Cheesecake-eater lad is Public Domain. Linguist Lass is owned and created by Martin Phipps. BooBoo, the pet orangutan was supplied by Martin's Cosmic Livestock Delivery.Back to the Index.