This is an Rollcall ____ ___ ___ ___ ___ ^^^^^^^^ | | | \ | | | | | | Kid Mysiticism | | | \| | | |__| | Plot-Device King | | | |\ | | __ | Research Lass | | | | \ | | | | | Browsing Boy | | |_| \_| |_| |_| Cheesecake-Eater Lad | |__________ Lurker Lad |_____________| Title... Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans "Off to get a Caper!" By Ben Rawluk FEATURING AN OFFICIAL LNH SUBGROUP ****************************************************************************** The sleek LNH-owned Flight.thingee streaked through the cool (not chilly, mind you) air space above the immense (Yet not altogther unlikeable) city of Net.Ropolis. Aboard it, six members of the Legion of Net.Heroes, now thrown togther in a rushed (albeit well organised) subgroup. The Net.Titans. Kid Mysticism sat on one of the specially made seats, contemplating his situation. He had join the LNH, wanting to be part of the Group as a whole and not thrown into this situation: a subgroup. Not to mention the fact that said subgroup--the Net.Titans--was made of several individuals of unknown meshing abilities. "How irritating." KM commented. *Not enjoying being a Subgrouper, eh, Boss?* The voice of KM's astral guide, Spellfire rang in KM's head. "I suppose not." KM muttered, and turned slightly, to see Research Lass and Browsing Boy fawning over each other, Lurker Lad mumbling about being in a subgroup, and...Plot-Device King running out of the Flight.thingee's portable kitchen, followed closely by several airborne slices of cheesecake?!? "WhudIdoWhusat!?!" Plot-Device King screeched, as he kicked into full sprint, and flashed by Kid Mysticism. Kid Mysticism began to say something, only a slice of cheesecake--badly aimed, mind you--slooshed into his face. "Uh oh." PDK mumbled, while Cheesecake Eater Lad slowly came into sight. KM was positively FUMING."Do...NOT...run...through...the....flight.thingee, and...do NOT...throw...CHEESECAKE!!!" KM commanded, and dissolved the cheesecake. "S-Sorry." C-E Lad mumbled in apology, and PDK avoided KM's eyes. Suddenly, the Flight.thingee scanner blipped to life. PDK walked over to it. "Something's wrong! Something's...." PDK started, when a blast of energy hit the flight.thingee. *Legion of Net.Heroes Headquarters* "What the...?" Dr.Stomper mumbled, as the sig.nal from the Net.Titans' Flight.thingee disappeared from the View-screen. "Something's wrong." He had checked the Flight.thing himself; there was nothing that could have caused a forseeable problem. "They must be under attack." *The Flight.Thingee crash site.* Plot-Device King slowly awoke. He noted that his instant plot-device had supplied him with invulnerability. He brushed himself off. Before he could search for his teammates, he looked up to see a rather imposing costumed Net.Villain standing nearby, looking equally satisfied with his handiwork. The Net.Villain raised his gloved hand. "I am...Really-Really- Bad Guy!" Really-Really-Bad Guy laughed, and hit Plot-Device King with a cosmic energy blast. PDK laughed off the attack, his plot-device absorbing the energy. RRBG laughed, as well, and caught the hero off guard, driving a rather large sword through his chest. "Uh...oh..." PDK muttered, as the sword began to pierce the conviently-in-the-path-of-the-sword vital organs. RRBG laughed again, and didn't notice the five other net.heroes slowly arise from the slag that had once been the LNH Flight.thingee. Kid Mysticism screamed, and RRBG was hurtled backwards by a bolt of retcotheric energy. Research Lass rushed to the side of her fallen teammate. She tried to remove the sword. "Don't...worry..." PDK said, and he activated his plot-device. Energy surged, and suddenly, there was a blinding light. And there before them stood PDK, healed, and the sword in his hand. "Cool Sword." PDK said, and tossed the metal weapon aside. "I believe we have found a caper; Why this villain tried to kill us." Browsing Boy muttered. "Better call Dr.Stomper about the Flight.thingee." C-E Lad spoke up. "Maybe we should check out the Villains' Old Abandoned Warehouse Hideout District." "Sounds like a plan." Kid Mysticism noted, and the six heroes walked off. "Though we should take to Dr.Stomper about maybe, some kind of Flight.thingee.rings..." ****************************************************************************** Next Issue: Who hired Really-Really-Bad Guy?! How did Plot-Device King pull off that healing stunt?! Why are these boxes got ?!s in them all the time?! ************************************** This has been an ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | | | \ | | | | | | | | | \| | | |_| | | |__ |_|\___| | _ | |____| |_| |_| Title Credits: Plot-Device King, Net.Titans, Kid Mysticism, Spellfire, Research Lass, and Really-Really-Bad Guy owned by me! Browsing Boy, Cheesecake Eater Lad, and Lurker Lad are Public Domain, but don't use them; they're Net.Titans NOW! Dr.Stomper is Public Domain.Back to the Index.