***************************** ******************************************* * * * * * Kid Mysticism #3 "Overdue Library Books" LNH Title By Ben Rawluk With LURKER LAD! ****************************************************************************** Kid Mysticism sighed as he searched through the volumes of Grimoires and books that he had in the small apartment which was his quarters at Legion of Net.Heroes HQ, while munching on cheesecake. "I have to have a copy!" KM exclaimed. *What are you looking for?*. "The Book of Net.cromancy. I must have a copy!" "Perhaps you should get a copy from the Library." KM swirled around to see his fellow LNHer, Lurker Lad looking at him. Obviously, the NWC had used his lurking power to get into KM's quarters. "I'll come with you. The Library can be a rather....unusual place." "I suppose so." KM answered, and he and LL (I resign to not use full names) left for the Library. After the door slammed shut, the six inch tall flamebeing known as Spellfire passed through the door. *I'll look after things, Boss!* Spellfire muttered, and sat on the pillow. *The So-Called Library of Infinite Stories* Kid Mysticism was amazed as they entered the Library. The building was infinitly larger on the inside, and KM theorized that it was the source of the cross-time flux he percieved. "May I help you?" The Librarian asked, as he seemed to come from Nothingness. "Er...do you have a copy of the Book of Net.cromancy?" Kid Mysticism replied. "Of course." The two began to search the shelves. Suddenly, KM yelped. "Here it is!" he shouted, and pulled the tome from the shelf....to find it burned beyond recognition. He flipped through the pages, to find each destroyed. "No!" KM began to cast a spell. Suddenly, The Book ceased to be. "Gah!" "Uh oh." Lurker Lad commented, and Kid Mysticism glared at him. *LNHHQ* Spellfire was immensely bored, when suddenly there was an explosion of eldritch light. Spellfire's tiny form darted under the pillow, and watched from there. A single, dark being(tm) materilized. *The Peril Room* Plot-Device King smiled at Dr.Stomper, who was in the control room. "Ok, PDK. I'm activating the program." Dr.Stomper called down, and touched a switch. Suddenly, a huge robot materilized in front of the young LNHer. The robot attacked, only to be destroyed by the hithero unknown strength (Actually all a plot-device) of Plot-Device King. "Very Good." *Cafeteria* Browsing Boy sat across from Research Lass. Both were eating cheesecake. "You look beautiful in spandex." BB commented, entranced by Research Lass. "Why thank you! You're not so bad yourself." "Would you like to join me in a Candlelight dinner later, and an evening stroll in the Holodecstation?" "I'd love to." Research Lass answered, and kissed Browsing Boy on the cheek. *Kid Mysticism's quarters* *Boss!!!! Get back here!* Spellfire mind screamed, hoping to get KM's attention at the Library. The Unknown being looked at Spellfire for an instant, and raised his fit. On his finger was a Ring of retcon. *Uh oh* Spellfire was scattered throughout reality by the ring's power. ****************************************************************************** Next Issue: Who holds the Ring of Retcon?! Research Lass and Browsing Boy's Date! ***************************************************************************** Credits: Kid Mysticism, Plot-Device King, Research Lass, and Spellfire owned by Me. Dr.Stomper, Lurker Lad, and Browsing Boy are Public Domain.Back to the Index.