The New Review Crew is Jesse Taylor, James Rinehart, Jon Lennox, Eric Sturgeon, Chris Angelini, *THE* Mason Kramer and for a limited time only, Special Guest Reviewer Rob Furr!
0: Abysmal | (I've seen Power Rangers fanfic better than this.) |
1: Very Bad |
(Ooog. Give me Tales to SMURFIFY any day.) |
2: Bad |
(Little White Dojo. 'nuff said.) |
3: Very Poor |
(Better than Tales, but not by much.) |
4: Poor |
(I liked it. It was better than Cats.) |
5: Mediocre |
("Eh." Okay, not bad, but not good either.) |
6: Good |
(Genuinely good read. Basic Superguyage.) |
7: Very Good |
(High basic Superguyage. The difference between 6 and 7 is fairly slim.) |
8: Excellent |
(Very high quality writing.) |
9: Exceptional |
(Really excellent, even for Superguy. Can have no serious flaws.) |
10: Perfect |
(The kind of thing that leaves you sitting there in front of the screen going "whoa...." for a while. These are VERY, VERY RARE.) Also known as "What's this guy doing slumming with us hacks?" |
Jon: Abst. | Stirge: Abst. | Mason: Abst. | Jesse: Abst. | James: 3.5 | Chris: 3 |
Total: 3.25 |
Crazy Guy #8 seems to follow the tradition of most of the films which it parodies: include just enough plot to give structure to the story, and then have the hero fight his or her way through it to the end. While effective - the fight scenes being at times rather engaging - this tactic is a bit jarring, given that the narration offers explanation through interior monologue with one hand, and takes it away with the other.
Crazy Guy is a promising series. It has maintained a mature level of authorship, and contains many clever references and jokes. However, its reliance upon parody and the martial arts genre might turn off a reader or two. Hopefully, a bit of plot will attract those who have been turned off back to the series.
Jon: 6.5 | Stirge: 6.5 | Mason: 6 | Jesse: Abst. | James: 5.5 | Chris: 5 |
Total: 5.9 -- "No! He's speeding up! He's jumping the car ONTO THE BACK OF THE TRAIN! What kind of suspension does that car have, suspension of disbelief?" |
"Team Mate" is a nicely solid piece of Superguyage -- in an era of cosmic plots and huge degrees of angst, we have here a low-to-medium-powered team smoothly mixing superheroics with humor. As well, we have a very clean interconnection with the shared universe -- the Austrialian anti-Superguy government conspiracies are linked to the American ones from early in Superguy history. In general, this is an enjoyable, non-pretentious, entertaining series, and I'm looking forward to more of it.
Jon: 7.5 | Stirge: 6.5 | Mason: 6 | Jesse: 6.5 | James: 6 | Chris: 6 |
Total: 6.4 -- NO SPANDEX! |
As a returning Senior Author, John Bankert has the advantage of having created a lot of the Superguy common elements (the reporter Mark Kent is secretly Superm00se, who actually pre-dates Superguy by about a year), allowing him to follow up on the aftermath of his old "Pizza Wars" series, for instance. The newer material is moving forward somewhat more slowly, but I feel certain that this will become remedied soon enough. The formatting is marred by continuing MIME-encrustations -- John needs to figure out a better way to get his files into is posts -- but other than that this series is shaping up into solid Superguy.
Jon: 7 | Stirge: 6 | Mason: 6 | Jesse: 6.5 | James: 6 | Chris: 6 |
Total: 6.2 -- "Amoral and unethical? Please Miles. We work for the government." |
Jon: 6 | Stirge: 6 | Mason: 6 | Jesse: 6 | James: 6 | Chris: 6 |
Total: 6 -- SFSTORY: Still Not Dead Yet |
After the frantic pace of the last several episodes, this was a much-needed breather between episodes. Unfortunately, it'll be awhile before the next one.
Jon: 7 | Stirge: 6 | Mason: 7 | Jesse: 7 | James: Abst. | Chris: 7 |
Total: 6.8 -- So that's everything in a nutshell. It's a cracked nutshell, though. |
Now, this is not much in a summary, but that's because in all honesty, I don't want to spoil any of the mystery involved within. But I will comment that the scenes that comprise the whole of this felt a lot like master woodwork. One could almost feel the crafting that Nee! put into this work. Maybe this ep will be on the ballot this year, maybe not. But I thouroughly recommend it.
Jon: 7 | Stirge: 7 | Mason: 7 | Jesse: Abst. | James: 8 | Chris: 7 |
Total: 7.2 -- "Don't worry, Iris," the doctor said. "I'm not just going to kill you - that would be ungrateful. You're the next step in my experiment. I'm going to convert your spirit into raw energy." |
Considering this ep's setup for an arc I'm guessing may not complete itself before #75 (You think this is odd? Recall how many issues it took for Knight* to end? Anything's possible.), setup should be expected as the order of the day, I guess. However, too many setup eps may make it annoying. Hopefully, a minor plot arc will cut the forshadowing percentage down as the pieces come together. Besides, one expects a _little_ slight of hand yet. This IS the Author of Blorg Trek after all.
Jon: 7 | Stirge: 7 | Mason: 7 | Jesse: Abst. | James: 6.5 | Chris: 7 |
Total: 6.9 -- "Another victory for the power of the Denim!!" |
Elsewhere and when, Ben and Robyn infiltrate a building in which a Mysterious Meeting (tm) is taking place. In a seemingly unrelated series of events, Grant's powers are given the work-over by Doctor Farmer, to further his usefulness to Van Rice.
Things seem to be heating up in the Sentries' corner of the universe. This episode is clearly a set-up issue, but it avoids the trap that most such issues fall into, by focusing much of its time upon character development. Chris, despite his temper, is almost immediately a sympathetic character because of his alienation; Kim's talk with Chris reveals a bit more about the woman's mind; and Ben's discussion of powers and family with Robyn is very nice.
The only real flaw in this issue is its sudden six day time-jump. This is most noticeable with Ben, who jumps from working with Chris to staking out the rooftops with Robyn. However, this drawback is easily ignored, leave Remains 3 a very nicely told story.
Jon: 7 | Stirge: 7 | Mason: 7 | Jesse: 7 | James: 6.5 | Chris: 7 |
Total: 6.9 -- "Ah, okay. I'm high. Hey everybody, I'm high!" "Scans indicate a definite lack of any drugs in your bloodstream." SARA paused. "You are not high!" |
Jon: 4 | Stirge: 4.5 | Mason: Abst. | Jesse: Abst. | James: 4.5 | Chris: 4 |
Total: 4.2 |