"But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman."

W. S. Gilbert, H.M.S. Pinafore

To begin at the beginning, I should point an essential rule of grammar out. To quote The Elements of Style, Third Edition (by E.B. White and William Strunk, Jr.):

  1. Form the possessive singular of nouns by adding apostrophe 'S'. Follow this rule whatever the final consonant. For example:
Burns's Poems

This book is the standard for English Grammar. The above rule appears on Page One, before anything else. The used example is White's choice, not mine. Therefore, if you feel the urge to send me mail correcting the possessive of my last name, you'd probably better resist it.

Name: Eric Alfred Burns
E-Mail Address: sabre@awenet.com
Nationality: United States Citizen in Good Standing, so Don't Muck It Up.
Date of Birth: January 27, 1968 (Aquarius, Moon in Aquarius, Scorpio Rising)
Height: 5' 11.5" tall
Weight: 5' 11.5" tall
Occupation: Freelance writer, poet, gadfly-for-hire
Way I Pay Rent: Technical Consultant at Kinko's.
Turn Ons: Walks in the rain, world peace
Turn Offs: Playboy style data sheets
Religious Affiliation: Beige
Political Affiliation: Distrustful

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.....so you're not going to see lots of really neat and cool things, yet. When it's ready, you'll be the first to know. But as we're under court order to provide links to other happy pages, I will.

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