"But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman."
W. S. Gilbert, H.M.S. Pinafore
To begin at the beginning, I should point an essential rule of grammar
out. To quote The Elements of Style, Third Edition (by E.B. White
and William Strunk, Jr.):
- Form the possessive singular of nouns by adding apostrophe 'S'. Follow
this rule whatever the final consonant. For example:
This book is the standard for English Grammar. The above rule appears
on Page One, before anything else. The used example is White's choice, not
mine. Therefore, if you feel the urge to send me mail correcting the possessive
of my last name, you'd probably better resist it.
Name: Eric Alfred Burns
E-Mail Address: email@example.com
Nationality: United States Citizen in Good Standing, so Don't Muck
Date of Birth: January 27, 1968 (Aquarius, Moon in Aquarius, Scorpio
Height: 5' 11.5" tall
Weight: 5' 11.5" tall
Occupation: Freelance writer, poet, gadfly-for-hire
Way I Pay Rent: Technical Consultant at Kinko's.
Turn Ons: Walks in the rain, world peace
Turn Offs: Playboy style data sheets
Religious Affiliation: Beige
Political Affiliation: Distrustful
This page is under construction....
.....so you're not going to see lots of really neat and cool things, yet.
When it's ready, you'll be the first to know. But as we're under court order
to provide links to other happy pages, I will.
Here are some people I
think are kinda okay
Here's some stuff I like
to look at.