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All media reviewed in this archive will have the following content notations before them, each category being rated from 0 (none at all) to 10 (omnipresent):

SchmaltzA measure of how sappy, sentimental or otherwise saccharine this piece of media will be. It's a hard one to quantify, but for a measure of sorts, the higher the rating the better chance that someone will suddenly break into song.
ViolenceJust what it says. A rating of how often someone's innards are put on display for your viewing pleasure.
RomanceAgain, self-explanatory. This is not to be confused with pornography, which is a separate category in its own right.
Nudity and SexThis may or may not refer to explicit nudity and sexual acts; if a show or movie is particularly ribald, then it will receive a higher rating.
PlotHow engaging is the plot? This one is often lower than it should be.
Buckets o' BloodGore-o-Rama! Psycho would have a very low score here, while Bloodfeast would have a much higher rating even though technically Psycho is more violent.
TerrorAre you scared? Should you be? What was that in the closet?

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