Over the past few years, I've acquired a taste for Chinese Buffet. It's a fast, cheap way to get your fix of crispy fried won-ton under plum sauce, and you don't have to fight with the waiter to get extra Sweet'n'Sour chicken balls. And I just visited one last night, for the first time in a long time. Which is where I encountered the social organism that is.. the standard Buffet Goer.


How To Pass Yourself Off As A Buffet-Zombie

    (You can tell today isn't going to be a heavy blog, can't you?)

    I hope that these tips will help you. Remember, only you can make a buffet a less livable place! The power is yours!
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