"Something /really/ bad," says Bart, dropping the bag in the mud and peering in the doorway. "They...I...holy *crap*. They...this /had/ to be Wally's doing. Everything's wrapped in plastic. Lots. Wet plastic. Ewww..." He leans in the doorway for a moment, thinking. "They're...you're good with computers, right, Rob? Their HQ is a fake...aboveground, it's a hologram, solid-light or something so you can, heh, TP it and stuff...but I'm sure it's controlled by a computer. Think you could reprogram it, Boy Detective?" He looks infinitely hopeful. In a bad, bad, bad way. "Into something more...interesting? Like...our logo. Or a giant stripper. Or a big sign that says 'JLA SUCKS!'...?" "Let's go," Kon mutters as he walks over to the discarded bag and throws it through the open door. "I'm sure Robin can figure it out on the way." And with that, he takes to the air as he pulls the goggles off to hang around his neck. "Twice in one night! The Titans will never know what hit them! Hope they don't all have heart attacks in their old age!" Laughing all the way, the Kid turns back toward New York. He needs a Frequent Flyer plan... At Impulse's remark, Robin's eyeslits get big as eggs. "Oh my. Oh my my MY my my. I've got it. Oh *boy* have I got it." Laughing, the Batman's aide-de-guerre junps into Impulse's arems like Harpo Marx. "To Titans Tower, Bart, and step on it! Les Trois Magnifiques Frappent En Airrere!" "You've got it? Rock! You gonna tell me or you gonna surprise us all..?" Bart starts asking as he takes off, Tower-wards. In a ridiculously short amount of time - yeah yeah, they're even gonna beat the Kid of Steel, ha ha - they're stopping at the New York docks across from Titans' HQ again, and Impulse sets Robin down. "Do you need to get inside?" Robin nods as he peels back his glove to expose a comlink wristband. "Yeah, we need get insice. I could just let us in, but then they'd change all the security codes and Nightwing might not tell me the new ones." In the the comlink he says "Superboy, I need you to stop at Edmund Scientific in New Jersey, and then a few places in Hollywood. You wantto get..." Robin's voice falls off as he walks out of earshot, pacing. After he cuts the comlink he rubs his hands together. "Wait'll they get a load of this. Stopping next to Impulse, he whispers somewthing in the Teenage Tornado's ear, pointing at the Tower with his other hand, making a loop-de-loop gesture. Superboy's voice comes back loudly over the com. "Hollywood!?! Can't you send Im... HAHAHA!!!" Then there is a loud bang and an 'ow'. "Damn lowflying buildings... Sure can do, Rob. Be there in a few..." Eyes widening as Robin lets him in on the plan, it's all Bart can do to keep from cracking up again and therefore being utterly useless. Even so, he's snickering madly. He grins when Superboy's voice comes over the comm, waiting for him to finish, and...heh heh. Ahahahaha! Useless, I'm telling you. "Valor, this is /so/ rad...okay, listen, they probably haven't figured out I did stuff to their alarm and entry system from before, when we pulled the panty raid. Do you want me to take you through the wall just in case they have, though? Heh...oh, and while we're there, make sure you take a look at their flagpole." Robin takes out a techy pair of binoculars and what looks like a tricorder. "Okay, but let's wait for the Kid." Scaning the tower with both devices he adds, "Do I want to know what uyou did to the alarm system?" "Nothing funny, unfortunately. Just disabled it so the Kid could get in. Listen, you want me to pick whatever it is up from Hollywood...?" asks Bart, shading his eyes to peer across the water. [TMS] Robin says, "And what about the fact that I sent him already?" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "He had a couple other things to pick up too, right? Hey, you can call him back. I'm sure he's not that far yet." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse laughs, "We should be having this convo IC." [TMS] Robin says, "Yes. :)" You already are set IC. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse okayse, I'm IC, my last comment was 'why don't I go to Hollywood'... [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Your go." Superboy goes OOC. Robin tilts his head. "Hmm," he says, "Yeah, you go to the west coast. On your way tell Superboy to come back here from New Jersey. We'll wait for you instead." He turns his mouth into a wry grin. "And when we are done we're gonna put the alarm back to normal. That oughta drive everyone but Nightwing nuts." "Hey, Nightwing /deserves/ to go nuts, he decided it was war instead of just taking a TPing like a man," smirks Bart, then salutes and takes off. Over hill, over dale, we have hit the dusty trail - and a pit stop in New Jersey. As soon as he's in range - not long - his voice crackles over comm to Superboy: "Hey, Rob says head back to NYC when you're done on this coast, I'm heading to Hollywood." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse laughs. Oh. What am I picking up from there? Specs on something? [TMS] Robin says, "Star Wars unk that was used by the prioduction department. Models, photos. A film print >)" [TMS] Robin says, "Fake it." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Right arm. :)" "Sure thing, Barto," comes the Kid's voice over the comm. "Go to Jersy.. Go to Hollywood.. Then to Jersey... Jersey!! What is he thinking? Jersey..." Lowering himself to the ground when he finds the right store, he enters and returns a few minutes later to take off back for New York, five or six -large- boxes strapped to his back. [TMS] Robin says, "is it me again" Superboy pages: You live in Jersey, don't you? Huh? (Type "help" for help.) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse nods. You paged Superboy with 'Yeah. ;P'. Superboy pages: Near Newark? Huh? (Type "help" for help.) You paged Superboy with 'It's about 30 min southeast of me.'. Superboy pages: Last February, when I flew to FLA, I had a ten hour stopover in the Newark airport. Sat there for ten hours all by myself. I'm hoping to go this February again... ;) Huh? (Type "help" for help.) Long distance to Superboy: Impulse will -totally- hang out with you. :) From afar, Superboy doesn't know why, but just thought about it. :) Putting his gadgets away in his utility belt, The Teen Wonder folds his arms. His cape settles around him, pulling in the wake of Impulse's depparture. He looks up at the Tower, and chuckles, imagining the result of the soon the be hatched scheme. Amused, Robin waits. [TMS] Robin says, "I guess I shouldn't keep refreshing the logfile if you guys are having a privae conversation in it ;)" [TMS] Superboy lol! [TMS] Robin says, "And I sure as hell won't start one with Bart myself :)" "Eh, you know, Edison and stuff," comes Bart's voice flippantly from the communicator, getting more crackly and distant and finally fading out completely. Must'n't be satlinked lately or something. He's already well on his way across the country - only giving himself a minor diversion in a themepark - you know, -everyone- needs cotton candy. It's only a few more seconds before he's haggling over the prices for the specs on the hologram stuff from ILM like a native Brooklynite. Agreed on a price, he finally walks out with everything he came for, in addition to Episode One on DVD. Oho, the mastah. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse smirks. Player Name On For Idle Doing Robin 00:32 1m (R) The Teen Wonder (R) Impulse 00:49 0s ~O.O~ Devil Take The Hindmost ~O.O~ The Joker 01:29 11m The REAL Slim Shady Superboy 01:53 1m 4 Players logged in, 25 record, no maximum. ---- World mythos ---- % Connection to mythos established. =eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee= =eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee= *$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" *$$$$$$$$$$$$*" *$$$$$$$$$$$$$* ^$$$$$$$$$*" *$$$$$$$$$$$$c z$$$$$$$$* *$$$$$$$$$$$b. z$$$$$$$$*" ^*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" "$$$$$$$$$$$$$" *$$$$$$$$$$$$c e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. z$$$$$$$$"^*$$$$$$$$$$$e .d$$$$$$$* "*$$$$$$$$$$$e .d$$$$$$$* "$$$$$$$$$$$$c zd$$$$$$$$$e. e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e e$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. z$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$e. """"""""""""""""""" ^"""""""""""""""""""""" ......... .......... "*$$$$$$c $$$$$$$$* $$$*$$$ 4$$ $$$$ ..eee. ..... .... $$$ $$$b$$P $$$$ .d$$""*$b. 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Charles Xavier 04:03 4m I put kids in spandex for a reason Cain 04:57 31s Jugs has nothing to prove. 8 Players logged in, 30 record, no maximum. % Connection to mythos closed by foreign host. ---- World Complex ---- * Sabre forces medicine down Mason's throat, lest he have a cold. *** Signoff: Sabre (EOF from client) at Sat Jul 29 4:04 PM PDT. % Activity in world ZH ---- World ZH ---- [TMS] Robin says, "If Star Wars is out on DVD in the DCU, than I wanna go there and bring it back. That bastich Lucas hasn't done it here yet." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "I know. ^_^" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse got Pokemon Gold in the DCU, too. ;) [TMS] Robin says, "I heard a rumor that he will when all three prequels are done," [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Shyeeeah, maybe. ;P" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Hey, SB. ;) When this is through, get Wally on? :)" [TMS] Cissie has connected. Superboy rises as he flies, and spits a good sized little gob of spittle and watches for it to leave the dent in the ground before continuing on. Just taking his time, he is. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Eek! Hi, Ciss..." [TMS] Robin says, "Yoy yo yo Arrowette" [TMS] Cissie wavies. [TMS] Robin says, "It's gonna get silly if'n I have to pose too mant more waitr poses :)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "One more and I'll be there. ;)" Superboy goes IC. Robin hums to himself in a Bugs Bunny voice, "....yah dah dee dah dah had dee - it's maaaaagiiiic...." [TMS] Superboy says, "Come play, Cissie!" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Yeah, all your crap in the HQ is covered in wet plastic." [TMS] Robin says, "All -everyone's- crap in the HQ is covered in wet plastic :)" You paged Cissie with 'Jenny's underpants - all of them - are also all wet and salty!'. You know, it's kinda goofy that Bart -still- gets there before Superboy, but hey. You know. Superspeed. Maybe next time the Kid won't diss the Force and say it's not a real power, huh? He stops on the docks next to the Boy Wonder and deposits an astonishing array of Star Wars crap there. "Private Impulse reporting for duty, sir!" You paged Superboy with 'BTW, when in Feb? If it's after the 4th, we can (gasp!) go out for a drink. ;P'. Dinah Lance pages: Hey chica--wanna talk on the phone inna bit? Superboy pages: Late Feb, early March. From afar, Cissie blinks. o_o Dinah Lance pages: Monday's making me nervous. You paged Superboy with 'Rock. :)'. [TMS] Cissie says, "Wet plastic?" You paged Dinah Lance with 'Sure thing! After we turn Titans Tower into a giant looping holo of the Leia thing R2D2 did in SW.'. [TMS] Cissie says, "Do I even want to ask?" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Yes!" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Someone point her to the logs I gotta pee :)" Superboy isn't too far behind Bart. Just five minutes or so. [TMS] Robin says, "Everything in the prankwar directory at http://www.eyrie.org/~brainy9/logs/zh/" [TMS] Robin says, "The numbers are the order in which it happened" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Back." % Activity in world Complex [TMS] Superboy bounces around. "Come play!" Robin laughs again, rubbing his hands together and looking at Impulse's plunder like a kid at Christmas. "Well done Private, you've served our cause well." He spies the DVD and picks it up. "Score, dude!" he says. all composure momentarily lost. Impulse snickers. "Yah -- as soon as we unwrap the DVD player at the HQ, it's party time." He looks up, then shuffles his feet a little. "So what's SB getting from the labs in Jersey, huh? I mean, they've got killer sound systems in there, we can do the audio...and the whole thing's controlled by their computers, so, like..." He trails off, squinting into the sky. "That him? If that's one of the Titans, just shoot me now." ============================================================================== Zero Hour: Weekly Checktime Report ============================================================================== For the week you have spent: 1 hours 10 minutes 16 seconds In Character and 1 hours 10 minutes 16 seconds connected to Zero Hour. ============================================================================== From afar, Dinah Lance hugs and will be back on later. [TMS] Robin says, "Carl Krummet. Wade Ramos. Bwaaaaahahahahaha" You did! You did see a Superboy! Streaking across the sky, the blue, red and black clad youth drops low to the ground and skims across its surface until he reaches you both. "Hey guys. Miss me?" With a wink he sets the the boxes down and leans against them. "OKay, Rob. Here's the stuff. Make with the magic." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse smirks. Long distance to Dinah Lance: Impulse nodnods. You paged Dinah Lance with 'If I'm not online just ring me.'. [TMS] Superboy says, "Sweet merciful... That croc in Lake Placid is big..." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "...? :>" [TMS] Superboy says, "It ate a bloody grizzly." Robin looks at the boxes, marked 'Edmund Scientific' and 'Optics'. "Magic, science, wuzza difference?" He picks up the small one and some of Impulse's goodies and walks toward the barge. "Please to be bringing large boxes and rest of memorbilia, comrades," he says in a bad Russian accent. "To computer room we are going." [TMS] Superboy says, "Cissie? Read your @mail. ;)" "Ohhh, we are -not- taking the barge. That would be -so- obvious. Impulse Courier Express, coming up!" He backs up about, ehn, fifty paces, gets this evil grin on his face, and charges forward! Picking Robin up on the way, he jets across the water (god I love doing that) and deposits the Boy Detective and his stash, ah, just *inside* the walls of the compound. "Come on come on, SB, over the river and through the woods!" he says when he comes back for the next couple armloads of stuff. Player Name On For Idle Doing Delirium 00:01 1m The Joker 00:06 1m The REAL Slim Shady Ra's Al Ghul 00:27 2m Cissie 00:30 20m Robin 01:05 4m (R) The Teen Wonder (R) Impulse 01:22 0s ~O.O~ Devil Take The Hindmost ~O.O~ Superboy 02:26 2m 7 Players logged in, 25 record, no maximum. From afar, Delirium laughs so hard tears run down her cheeks. From afar, Delirium adds Kory to the roster. ;) From afar, Delirium laughs. "They flooded us." You paged Delirium with 'Dude this is like the MOST RP the two teams have had in like ages ^_^'. You paged Delirium with 'Yeah, can you BELIEVE that??'. From afar, Delirium laughs. Delirium pages: That is. So rich. Superboy hoists the boxes again with ease then begins to float a few inches above the ground. "Gonna carry me too, big guy?" he asks Bart with a wink when Imp gets back to his side. "Oh man.. I can't wait for this... Wally will be hard pressed to beat us with this one." You paged Delirium with 'It was Wally and Sandy -- and when I figured it out I laughed so hard I threw up.'. From afar, Delirium eeps, then laughs more, reading the panty raid. From afar, Delirium laughs, "Oh boy. ;) Too bad I didn't have Kory on the roster yet." [Titans] Barbara has connected. [Titans] Barbara is rather glad she does not live in the Tower. [TMS] Cissie has disconnected. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Awright, guys -- my aunt just got here and she's taking a shower, then she wants to take me out to dinner. SO in like 30 min I have to drop again. :(" From afar, Delirium laughs. Long distance to Delirium: Impulse GRINS. [Titans] Impulse smirks. Inside the compound walls, Robin waits for his stomach to catch up to him. As Impulse's latest wind burst subsides he makes his way to the computer room. As his friends arrive, he is just sitting down in the 'big chair' at the main console. He cracks his knuckles. "You guys set up the laser and mirrors the way the diagram says, and point them all that a spot on the floor ion the center of the triangle they'll form. [TMS] Robin says, "sokay, we can pause again if we have to." From afar, to (Impulse, Superboy): Delirium proceeds to idly thunk Superboy on the nose. "Cassie would not know about kinkie stuff!" *teehee* From afar, to (Impulse, Delirium): Superboy ows! "Pssht, no, you can carry yer own damn flyin' butt," grins Impulse, picking up the last of the assorted crap and heading over. Setting the stuff down on the floor inside the computer room, he nods, checking out the diagram. "This'll definitely work, right? Oh and here's the CD with the track of the line on it, I guess just set it on repeat, huh?" The teenaged tornado sets to work. Long distance to (Delirium, Superboy): Impulse giggles. [Public] Impulse says, "'TMS' is a better name than 'The Junior Capes and Tights Club', but I still miss the NBYT. :)" [Public] Impulse thinks our current activities warrant a return to our original name. :) [Public] Smile! The Joker will rename you DOA. [Public] Impulse says, "Try me, slim. ;)" [Public] Smile! The Joker says, "Or how about 'Legion of the Dead'. Jason Todd could be your new leader." [Public] Impulse says, "It's been done." [Public] Smile! The Joker says, "He made much nicer squishy sounds than this new guy." [Public] Impulse refers you to events in LSH prior to Zero Hour. [Public] Mr. Bang Bang Ra's Al Ghul hands Joker a vibratory projectile. "Try this. Worked wonders on the real deal." [Public] Impulse says, "Real Deal?!" From afar, to (Superboy, Impulse): Delirium scampers off to play nicenice with family. :P [TMS] PokeBart Impulse graahs, okay, she's out. Gotta go. :( [Public] Smile! The Joker says, "The Flab, Goggle-Boy." [TMS] Superboy says, "Later Bart. :/" [TMS] Robin says, "To Be Continued :)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse will be back later tonight, but you'll prolley be in bed, right, Rob? [TMS] Robin says, "Depends. It's Saturday ;)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse oohs! [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Try? :) I -so- wanna finish this. ^_^" [Public] Impulse bahs. [Public] Impulse is kyoot. And a fashion model. [Public] Smile! The Joker thinks once he's done they'll just call you 'Skidmark'. [Public] Impulse says, "Observe: http://robotgirl.org/cassbart.jpg" [Public] Impulse says, "Can I be Retread?" Sorry, Delirium is not connected. [Public] Smile! The Joker says, "Ooh, then for the comic, they can add an adjective. "The Bloody Skidmark"." [Public] Impulse says, "No no no, I wanna be Retread." [Public] Impulse says, "Okay, gotta go!" Sorry, Delirium is not connected. Long distance to Delirium, Superboy: Impulse waves out!