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'@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@' ================================ Player Name On For Idle Doing Robin 00:22 2m (R) The Teen Wonder (R) 1 Player logged in, 25 record, no maximum. MOTD: [TMS] Impulse has connected. [Titans] Impulse has connected. Last connect was from haven.Stanford.EDU on Fri Jul 28 13:46:34 2000. MAIL: 12 messages in folder 0 [unnamed] (2 unread, 0 cleared). Hall of Justice You stand in a massive structure that uncannily resembles the Supreme Court building: gleaming alabaster tiles accented by gold trim form the massive walls that climb high, peaking in a vaulted ceiling. Pale marble tile echoes your footsteps, the bright light reflecting from its polished surface. Built into the far wall is a large monitor that looks to be at least 30' by 30'. Though the room is no less than Olympian in atmosphere, subtle details become readily apparent as your eyes adjust. Tucked behind one pillar are two cryogenic storage units, the purple-clad figures inside obscured by frosty glass. To the left is a small bar with an array of bottles behind it, as well as a stoic purple monkey outfitted in a tuxedo. Muffled 'gl-gl-glee' noises occasionally break the silence of the room. Contents: Robin Obvious exits: Starting Room Wizards Lounge Free Code Room Building Nexus IC Nexus Set. ------------------ Unread Postings on Global Bulletin Board ------------------ There are 8 unread postings on the General (#2) board. There are 5 unread postings on the Role Playing (#4) board. There are 4 unread postings on the Fanboy Ramblings (#6) board. There are 1 unread postings on the Gotham Gazette (#8) board. ---------------------------- BBS at 1.1% capacity ---------------------------- Impulse jeezes, HORRIBLE connections today. Robin has disconnected. [TMS] Robin has disconnected. [TMS] Robin has connected. Robin has connected. Robin says "Yeah something went down, I keep getting tossed off RPI too" [Titans] Barbara has connected. [Titans] Impulse says, "Baaaaabs." [Titans] Barbara says, "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaart" Player Name On For Idle Doing Barbara 00:02 13s Robin 00:28 28m (R) The Teen Wonder (R) Impulse 00:34 0s ~O.O~ Devil Take The Hindmost ~O.O~ 3 Players logged in, 25 record, no maximum. -- Players -- Impulse(#181PX?Jace) Barbara -- Objects -- -- Titans -- [Titans] Impulse is borrrrred. [Titans] Barbara would feed you chocolate, but that would be a 'Very Bad Idea!' [Titans] Impulse says, "How about Jolt Cola? :)" [Titans] Barbara says, "NO!" [Titans] Impulse tiptoes over to the fridge. "Only things left are Jolt and beer. Hmmm." [Titans] Barbara gets you a nice glass of milk Batman has connected. Robin says "Re-yo." [Titans] Connor has connected. Connor has connected. Batman says "Yo." Connor waves Superman has connected. Superman waves. Superman heads towards the Building Nexus. Superman has left. Superman arrives from the Building Nexus. Superman has arrived. Orion has connected. Superman waves. Impulse desperately wants my glasses to be Buddy Hollies instead of John Lennons. Impulse attempts to will the transformation. Orion says "Hola." Robin says "Time to go home. See yuz later" Robin has disconnected. [TMS] Robin has disconnected. [Titans] Superboy has connected. [TMS] Superboy has connected. Superboy has connected. [TMS] Superboy says, "So. Have you thought about how we're gonna get into Titan Tower?" Superman waves. "Hello, Kon. I'm inspected now." Superboy says "Hurrah!" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse hms...no...:) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse thinks! [TMS] Superboy talks to Wally elsemu*. ;) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse hee hees. [TMS] Superboy says, "If only we could get to the Justice Tower." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "I don't think there's even a JLA active at all right now. ;)" [TMS] Superboy says, "Bats. And Wally." ============================================================================== Justice League of America ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ IC Information... Founded in response to a secret alien invasion, the Justice League of America quickly became, and remains, the foremost assemblage of superheroes on the planet. Their famous exploits remain too numerous to list, but they have been in the forefront of every major superhero-related event in the last decade, from the Legends Saga to the Dominion Invasion and the recent Zero Hour Crisis. The JLA is based at the lunar Watchtower, where they can protect the entire Earth without being bound by politics or other bureaucracy. Although the membership has varied widely over its history, including both well known and less famous heroes, at the moment it is composed of legendary men and women whose dedication, courage and prowess no longer need to be proven. OOC Information... The JLA is currently in a period of slow roster expansion. We are looking to build up the team to about a dozen regular members with strong role playing skills. Power level is a secondary consideration. If you are interested in joining the team, your pen is going to be mightier than your sword. The JLA schedules regular RP sessions twice weekly (attendance totally optional) along with occasional official meetings (attendance pleasantly requested). Our RP is sometimes social but often more adventurous. It should be noted that the team has no official leader. Superman acts as self-designated and unofficial Cheerleader. @mail ck for questions or comments. Thanks! ------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Alias: Position: Connected: Barbara O Information Broker Idle: 6m The Flash tf The Fastest Man Alive No Aquaman Orin King of the Seven Seas/King of A No Zatanna Zee Princess Of Prestidigitation! No Kyle Rayner GL Last of the Emerald Guardians No None Se No Batman Bat Dark Knight Detective Idle: 36m
None Se No Blue Devil BD Weirdness Magnet No ============================================================================== [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Kinda. :)" [TMS] Superboy says, "Okay... Least they log on?" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse thinks, anyways. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse hees. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse ohs! and remembers I have a room in there. ^_^ [TMS] Superboy says, "There's a Jesse Quick? O_O" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse yeahs, but she's on about as much as Kitty @ Mythos. [TMS] Superboy ahs and sees... ;) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse grins. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "So I'd assume I had access to the Tower if, you know, I have a room in there. ;)" The Assembly ~T~ Titans Island A massive polished silver circle table raises from the very middle of the room, bright thanks to the single light that shiones on it, from the middle of the tinted dome ceiling above. Unable to look in from outside, you are free to see out, just as you are free to see everything and everone in here as there are no corners to hide in, no sides as everyone and position in here is equal. The soft blue shined metal floor meets the dark blue walls, which have various communications and projection devices set within them, about the center table. The twelve chairs that are spaced equally around the table are exactly the same, all arounded at the back and cushioned with comfortable navy blue padding. On the back of each chair, and in the very center of the circled table is a destinctive mark of the Titans, a ~T~. At the north end of the round room is an archway leading down to the Titans Trophy Room, that holds memorabilia of those events that shaped those that continue on the tradition of being a Titan. Obvious exits: Main Shaft Outside You go IC. You go OOC. You take archway leading in, down to The Corridor ~T~ Titans Island. The Corridor ~T~ Titans Island Being the main support structure and accessway to all of the major sections of this installation, this circular corridor centers around a spiral hatch that leads to the facilities below. A railing rounds that hatch and bubble-like lights ring the smooth walls to provide amble lighting to this open space. Following the major compass points, four hallways 'X' equally, and on the wall evenly spaced between each hallway is a display console good for communications relay and security monitoring. Obvious exits: Island Gym Dome Meeting Dome Recreation Dome Lower Shaft You take the short hallway that leads to The Hang-Out ~T~ Titans Island. The Hang-Out ~T~ Titans Island Open to the view of the sky outside, the sun or stars above will add to the light and atmosphere of this most unique of lounges. Follage of all kinds both native and alien natural beauty come together to fill this dome with life, as a living wilderness makes it's home here. The air is very fresh yet slightly humid and moist to help support and be supported by the plant life here, as even the occasional tree spreads out here or there, with a small brook winding through the soft fertile transplanted soil. Paths twists this way and that to lead around this large garden, all leading to the various entrances or exits here, as well as the raised central platform. In the middle of this miniture forest is a raised flat square area which is covered in an oriental style rug, with three large comfortable white sofa arranged around three of the four sides. Aside from the rectangular with a few magazines on it, there are also fours chairs spaced, facing the fourth side that the sofas do, where the entertainment center unit sits. The stereo is normally always active, playing some tune quietly. Obvious exits: Main Shaft Outside Living Quaters You head down the brightly lit hallway to The Dormitory ~T~ Titans Island. The Dormitory ~T~ Titans Island Wide and spacious metallic hallways divide the various levels to this housing complex, all linked with turbo platform lifts in each of the four corners. Each of the four levels are home to eight large and very comfortable apartment style individual rooms, being two per block in each 't' hallway divided levels. There is little personalize the space, as that duty rests upon those that may life here, to also customize the hallway outside their door as they please. Outside each door to each room is a comm/access panel. (OOC Note: If you wish to have a room here, contact the Titan-BLDR/tb or Wally West/tf and the room can be set chown_ok for you to then @link/@dig to/from) Obvious exits: Roy's Room Jesse's Room Wally's Room Donna's Room Recreation Dome Moving the Do Not Cross police ribbon aside, you are free to enter the Secret Hidden Lair of the Speedster Lads. The Slumber Force ~T~ Titans Island From all of the warning outside you might have expected to find wonders and mysterious treasures here, the very prove of and meaning behind the Speed Force even, and yet here is prehaps the most sacred thing to those who are busier than all the rest; sanctuary. A long hallway runs the length of the apparment style room of Bart and Wally's, with the simple bath and shower room at the far end and the simple kitchenette, which is little more than a sink, microwave and refridgerator. At the bathroom end are the two individual bedrooms, one for bart and one for Wally, both of equal size and both equally a mess. The kitchenette is connectedby an window-counter to the rather sparce open living room, that is recessed a step or two fromt he hallway. Here there is an entertainment system complete with all the modern gaming platforms and nothing to sit on save for the floor, as when you're used to being on your feet why sit? Obvious exits: Out [TMS] Superboy hmmms... :) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse bwahas. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse facepalms, laughing. "I can't believe we're going on a panty raid." [TMS] Superboy says, "Believe it. :)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "And are we gonna flagpole 'em?" =============================================================================== Currently active teams on Zero Hour ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Team Name: IC Leader: OOC Contact: Alias: Justice League of America JLA The Titans Nightwing Darkstar/The Flash TI T. M. S. Robin Impulse TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Type '+roster ' to see the roster for that team. =============================================================================== ============================================================================== The Titans ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ IC Information Titans Together!!! Okay, so the team is not as hookey as it once was, but still, those two words summarize the team rather well. More of a close net of family members than a banned squadron of superheroes, the Titans are reknown about the world, and beyond this one, for their heroic deeds. Their members easily recognable when in costume, others in their public guises as well, the Titans have become global heroes, having public support from around the planet. They are based on Titans Island, in New York City, which was funded by and continues to be supported by donations from the general public. While the JLA busies itself with saving the world, the Titans tactle the daily duties that affect peoples lives, running damage control from natural disasters, take on street-level issues and make public appearances to speka out on social issues. While leading their own lives and coming together as a collection of close friends, the Titans are solid role models to the middle generation and down, worldwide. OOC Information Heya! Some of the members shock you? Well, then shouldn't! The Titans are a group of 'next generation' heroes, that can relate and be comfotable with one another. The team RP is mainly social based, with the members often interacting with each other on a daily basis, and running controled scenes for one another. If you fit into this mold and would wish to see about membership, talk to none other than Wally West, the Flash! ------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Alias: Position: Connected: The Flash tf The Fastest Man Alive No Barbara O Information Broker Idle: 10m None Se No Jessica Chambers JQ Fastest Female Alive No Donna Troy Do Den Mother No Connor ch Young Archer Idle: 40m Roy Harper Arse Scarlet Archer No Sand Sandy Handsome Curmudgeon No Jenny Ja Photographer and Part-time Hero No Nightwing nw Aerial Avenger No Kyle Rayner GL Last of the Emerald Guardians No ============================================================================== [TMS] Superboy says, "We can a few, I suppose. :)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse grins. "Jade, Jesse, and Donna." [TMS] Superboy says, "Have rooms there?" The Slumber Force ~T~ Titans Island From all of the warning outside you might have expected to find wonders and mysterious treasures here, the very prove of and meaning behind the Speed Force even, and yet here is prehaps the most sacred thing to those who are busier than all the rest; sanctuary. A long hallway runs the length of the apparment style room of Bart and Wally's, with the simple bath and shower room at the far end and the simple kitchenette, which is little more than a sink, microwave and refridgerator. At the bathroom end are the two individual bedrooms, one for bart and one for Wally, both of equal size and both equally a mess. The kitchenette is connectedby an window-counter to the rather sparce open living room, that is recessed a step or two fromt he hallway. Here there is an entertainment system complete with all the modern gaming platforms and nothing to sit on save for the floor, as when you're used to being on your feet why sit? Obvious exits: Out The door opens rather quickly for you, to take you to... The Dormitory ~T~ Titans Island Wide and spacious metallic hallways divide the various levels to this housing complex, all linked with turbo platform lifts in each of the four corners. Each of the four levels are home to eight large and very comfortable apartment style individual rooms, being two per block in each 't' hallway divided levels. There is little personalize the space, as that duty rests upon those that may life here, to also customize the hallway outside their door as they please. Outside each door to each room is a comm/access panel. (OOC Note: If you wish to have a room here, contact the Titan-BLDR/tb or Wally West/tf and the room can be set chown_ok for you to then @link/@dig to/from) Obvious exits: Roy's Room Jesse's Room Wally's Room Donna's Room Recreation Dome [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Only Jesse and Donna have 'em built, but Jade ICly does." [TMS] Superboy falls over laughing. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse grins. "What?" [TMS] Superboy sorries but is cracking up thinking about it. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse -grins-. [Titans] Connor has disconnected. From afar, Batman will BBL. Sorry, Batman is not connected. ============================================================================== T. M. S. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tomorrow's Magnificent Seven. ------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Alias: Position: Connected: Impulse Bart TMS' Resident Hothead Idle: 0s Robin R Teen Wonder No Cassie WG Wonder Girl! No Dolphin Dol Underwater ;) No Secret Suzie The Friendly Ghost? No Cissie Ar Archer/Hero/Student/Teenager No Superboy SB Team Brick and Studmuffin Idle: 3m ============================================================================== [Titans] Connor has connected. [Titans] Connor has disconnected. [TMS] Superboy says, "So when should we start? :)" [Titans] Connor has connected. [Titans] Connor has disconnected. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse dunnos. :) [TMS] Superboy says, "Give them to 9 EST to get someone on to try to stop us? :)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse hms. That late enough? And are you thinking we should take our time? :> [TMS] Superboy says, "Oh yes. Must find the best, most embarrassing underpants to salute on ye ol' flagpole. ;)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse LOL. "Now -- how to do this without getting the /players/ mad: 'Hey! But I never said I had underwear like that!'" [TMS] Superboy says, "Tell them we put up the most embarrassing/revealing ones we could find and let them decide for themselves what they are?" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse grins. "Aww. I guess that's the only safe way. If any of this is safe. :)" [TMS] Superboy is sure Jesse wouldn't care what we said we found. ;) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse smirks. "Ohh -- another good idea. We can put up some REALLY embarrassing ones, and just not say whose they are." [TMS] Superboy says, "YES! Steal the girls and put up some that we got elsewhere and let the Titans think about whose is whose! ^_^" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse nodnods, -totally-. I'm thinking leather, lace, and edible. [TMS] Superboy falls over again! [TMS] Superboy nods, tears running down his cheeks. "Yes. Yes..." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Hmm. Rubber, too!" [TMS] Superboy says, "Stop.. Stop.." [TMS] Superboy dies laughing. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Think we should get any bongade stuff, or would that be overkill?" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse ers bondage. [TMS] Superboy thinks we should go shopping. :) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Secret ID time!" [TMS] Superboy says, "Yes... Secret ID..." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Whose credit card should we put it on? :)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse cracks up again. [TMS] Superboy pulls out Lois' Gold Card? [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Oh shit, she'd MURDER us." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Or should we use Black Canary's? :D No, that'd be outright theft. Anyone's we can sort of borrow for awhile?" [TMS] Superboy says, "Yes. She would. :)" [TMS] Superboy has his own wealth, dude. :) [TMS] Superboy says, "We can use cash. :)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse hehs. "I'd feel.../dirty/ using Flash Foundation $$ for this. So good. :>" [TMS] Superboy doesn't use his money for anything else. ;) [TMS] PokeBart Impulse blinks. "You normally go around buying kinky female undergarments?" [TMS] Superboy thwaps. "I don't spend my money." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "All right, let's go shopping as soon as I order Chinese. ;)" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse ows! :) [TMS] Superboy says, "Alright. :)" [Titans] The Flash has connected. [Titans] Barbara says, "WALLY!" [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "Babs!!" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse orders Italian instead. [Titans] Superboy woohoos! [Titans] Impulse looks thoughtful. "You don't maintain any sort of physical presence at Titans' Island, do you, Babs?" [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "Her room on the Island has a picture of the Floating Head in it on a pedastil..." [Titans] Impulse snickers. [Titans] Impulse doesn't think that'll cut it, but that's okay. :) [Titans] Barbara mmms, "You know, I don't really know. I used to, but that was when all the Titan's were hanging out in my 'Safehouse'. I can't remember if we ever said she was hard-wired into the Tower or not." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse says, "Well, even if you were, you wouldn't be physically there. Like, you'd never sleep there...or get changed there..." [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash ahs, yeah. :p I had a whole long discussion about it with you... [Titans] Superboy says, "So you don't live there?" [Titans] Barbara grins at Wally, "And we never did anything with it. The one RP we started never got finished." Long distance to The Flash: Impulse yeahs, probably she cut out early. :) [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "A whole long, long OOC one... and trust me, I know about the RP." [Titans] Barbara says, "Oh goodness no. :) I did live on the Watchtower for a few months when it was 'empty'. (Manhunter was uncast so I was taking care of things for a while)" The Flash pages: And never came back to do it the two or three times I tried to arrange it. [TMS] PokeBart Impulse ahhs...;) Okay. [Titans] Superboy says, "Cool. :)" [Titans] Impulse ahhs...;) Okay. [Titans] Barbara grins at Wally and wrinkles her nose, "Yah, Angst city" [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "Angst city?" [TMS] PokeBart Impulse -grins-. "Jeez...I need a secret ID..." [TMS] Superboy says, "Put on a hat?" [Titans] Barbara says, "The time I tried to visit." [TMS] PokeBart Impulse snickers. Holon, sure I've got one somewheres... Name set. Wade Ramos(#181PX?Jace) Type: PLAYER Flags: ANSI HEAD JUMP_OK AUDIBLE CONNECTED ENTER_OK The superfast Teenage Tornado - Impulse, in the flesh. Standing (except he never stands still) at a rather beanpoley 5'11", Bart doesn't exactly cut a very imposing figure, but that's not generally a problem. He doesn't aim to scare. In fact, his unruly mop of slightly wavy brown hair and equally striking costume are far more likely to cheer someone up than inspire terror in the hearts of evildoers. Clear, vaguely amused amber eyes are shielded by a pair of goggles, which are part of the half-cowl that covers his head (and lets his hair do what it will). Also on his mask, over his ears, are golden mercury-wings, which double as radio receivers. The boy's lanky form is clad in a very loud lycra costume - which tears instead of runs. So it really isn't lycra. It's probably that funky 30th century 'unstable molecule' stuff, that the Legion's uniforms are made of. At any rate, it's sort of an off-white color, with a jagged red stripe down the center, which ends at his boots. Said boots are also red, as are his biker gloves and mask; the boots and gloves are fastened with buckles. Owner: Wade Ramos Key: Wade Ramos(#181PX?Jace) Building Creds: 27199 Zone: *NOTHING* Powers: Sex: Male Listen: dots Ahear: pose | Wonder Woman notes: Hebrew vowels are dots. Friggin' dots. Dots in different patterns around consonants to tell you what vowel. Little friggin' dots. Dots with long Hebrew names. Last: Fri Jul 28 15:09:44 2000 Adesc: @pemit me=\[%N looked at you.\] Aconnect: +bbscan;@doing ~O.O~ Devil Take The Hindmost ~O.O~ Alias: Bart UseLock: Wade Ramos(#181PX?Jace) Lastsite: haven.Stanford.EDU STARTDATE [#7]: Mon Mar 30 15:30:48 1998 LOGOFF [#7]: Fri Jul 28 15:02:36 2000 IC_LOC [#7]: #582 CITY: New York POSITION: TMS' Resident Hothead HISTORY: %r%t"Good morning. I'm Chris Cayton, and we're here with Impulse today at Z100, at the top of the Empire State Building. No, Impulse, don't..! *CRASH* We're here with Impulse today, hoping to get an origin on the mysterious speedster seen around Greenwich Village, in the company of other teen heroes such as Superboy, Wonder Girl, and Damage."%r%t"Ah, Chris, that's the /Titans/. We're the Teen Titans."%r%t"Right, the Titans. How could I have forgotten? Must just have slipped my mind. So, Impulse, where are you from? Why do you wear a mask? How did you get your powers? And I'm sure everyone's aching to know - are you related to Wally West, the Flash?"%r%t"Well comma Chris comma it just so happens that I am exclamation point bracket pause bracket period of course comma it...what? What?? What did I do? Why are you looking at me funny?"%r%t"Generally, people don't... Here. Give me that."%r%t"But how will I know what to say? "%r%t"It's your history. You should know it."%r%t" Oh. Right. Right! Yeah, I'm related to Wally West. I'm his cousin from the future! And he said I can't tell anyone who I really am, because I'm supposed to have a secret identity, and everyone yells at me if I mess up, so it must be important. But anyway, yeah - I'm from the thirtieth century, and I was born with superspeed. My grandpa was the Flash here before Wally, and he met my grandma, and they had kids in the future, and he came back and died in some kind of crisis, and my gramma raised my dad and Aunt Dawn back in the future. Then my dad married - would you believe it - an ancestor of Professor Zoom, the reverse-Flash! So my mom is the greatgreatgreatgreatsomething granddaughter of my grandfather's worst enemy! But like, anyway, my dad and my Aunt Dawn were killed by the Dominators, and I got put into the care of the Science Police, because I was too fast, and I was growing up way too soon. So like, I'm really only about two, but I look like I'm fif/teen/. Wild! And they weren't curing me, so my grandma kidnapped me back from the science police, and brought me here, so Wally could find out what was wrong and do something about it, and he did - he made me go even faster, which caused some kinda rebound or something, and my metabolism slowed down, and now I'm absolutely normal."%r%t""%r%t"Chris? Chris, are you okay?"%r%t"Umm...there we have it, folks...umm...Impulse's origin...and, er, we'll be back with today's hits after these messages...*THUNK*"%r POS: TMS Spokesman EMAIL: apparition@lsh.org AGE: Now actually 16.5! Five flavors! FULLNAME: Bartholomew Henry Allen II CODENAME: Impulse PUBLICID: Known publically as the grandson of Barry Allen, the second Flash, Bart's glad everyone he knows is 'over it' -- his parties are still the best, though. COSTUMEID: Impulse still gets guff for the fact that he started out as the annoying kid brother/joke of the Titans, but he's slowly and surely building a reputation for himself as not only a capable member of Tomorrow's Magnificent Seven, but also as an able hero in his own right and a worthy successor of the Flash legacy. IC-EMAIL: bart.allen@www.krphs.keystone.k12.ia.us CREATOR: Mark Waid & Mike Weiringo TEAM: Tomorrow's Magnificent Seven NOTE: Not your kid brother's Impulse. Ask me. QUOTE: %rRobin seeds the ground with assorted pellets to drive away rats - gas, smoke, firecrackers even. The Redbird squirts out fire extnguisher mist. He peers around the dock. "How we doin' Impulse?" he says into his collar mike.%r%r"Mmmfnn fnnmm fmnffn!" says something that sounds vaguely like Bart from Robin's comm. And he's nowhere to be seen.%r%r"If there /is/ some gadget behind this, then what you're looking at is due to a criminal mastermind," Blue Devil calls out to Arrowette, as he continues to corrall the crawling critters. "Doesn't look like the MO of anyone I've ever heard of though..." He does turn his attention to Robin at the inquiry about Impulse, however, apparently also interested in the progress of finding said piece of machinery.%r%rRobin shrugs at Blue Devil. "He said 'Mmmfnn fnnmm fmnffn'.%r OOC-NAME: Not Bob Marley OOC-AGE: Not enough to buy beer. OOC-HOME: The NYC Metropolitan Area URL: http://gina.isfuckingbrilliant.com/ OOC-ALT: Sandy Hawkins. OOC-URL: http://gina.isfuckingbrilliant.com/ OOC-EMAIL: brainy9@eyrie.org COSTUME: %r%tThe superfast Teenage Tornado - Impulse, in the flesh. Standing (except he never stands still) at a rather beanpoley 5'11", Bart doesn't exactly cut a very imposing figure, but that's not generally a problem. He doesn't aim to scare. In fact, his unruly mop of slightly wavy brown hair and equally striking costume are far more likely to cheer someone up than inspire terror in the hearts of evildoers.%r%tClear, vaguely amused amber eyes are shielded by a pair of goggles, which are part of the half-cowl that covers his head (and lets his hair do what it will). Also on his mask, over his ears, are golden mercury-wings, which double as radio receivers. %r%tThe boy's lanky form is clad in a very loud lycra costume - which tears instead of runs. So it really isn't lycra. It's probably that funky 30th century 'unstable molecule' stuff, that the Legion's uniforms are made of. At any rate, it's sort of an off-white color, with a jagged red stripe down the center, which ends at his boots. Said boots are also red, as are his biker gloves and mask; the boots and gloves are fastened with buckles. %r TITANS: %r%tAll right, kiddies, get your superbutts in gear! It's time for the first Titans TP since...umn...since the abortive formation TP, I think. Which kinda sucks, but hey! We'll get over it! We'll show that stuffy ol' JLA what's what! And hey, we'll show 'em how a /real/ team sticks /together/, and doesn't disband every two months or so.;)%r%tThis here tinyplot has it all - robots, mad scientists, damsels in distress, jealous heroes, Fight-Then-Team-Up Syndrome, hypnosis - in fact, everything but squid! It's a for-Titans-only thing, cuz we need a chance to shine /without/ the help of adults, thankyouverymuch. Oh, and there are gratuitous media references scattered about, so if you find one, page me - I'm lookin' for 'em.:)%r%tSo! So! If you think you're a Titan, if you /are/ a Titan, or if you'd like to be a Titan (and JLA members who're Titans wannabes /don't count/), then show up, ready to do a little detective work, and ready to /rumble/! %r%tThe time: (tentative) Thursday the 16th %r%tThe place: Greenwich Village%r%tThe attitude: Deadly!%r%t%t%t%tEl Bart-o%r RESOURCES [+]: Mmm. Reeeeesources.%r%rCaffeine.%r%tHey, man, Radu's is right down the street from the Titans' headquarters. Ultraspiff. We, as Titans (or as mild-mannered teenagers who're obviously superheroes in disguise, otherwise we wouldn't be so gosh-darn mild-mannered), can hop right down the street and get ourselves a cuppa joe, or some yuppie coffee (gimme a grande vanilla skim extra whip mocha, if you /please/!...well, that's kinda different. But you get the idea...), any time we want. We're in the /Village/. We can even get, like, pet squids if we wanted to. And, of course, Jolt and Surge and alla your standard carbonated beverages are also readily available in the hectic, uptight New York City.%r%rComputing Power.%r%tWell, Bart's got himself an email account. He can (and does, if he's /that bored/) use the mainframe in The Link, which is basically the Titans' monitor room. This lovely machine is top of the line, paid for by a mysterious (green) benefactor, same's the rest of the HQ.%r%rMoolah.%r%tWell, he doesn't have a job. He gets a bit of money, same as Wally, from the Flash Foundation...but it's not oodles. He doesn't really need a lot of cash. All he needs are quarters for arcade games, and a bit for souvenirs and food and the like, and he's perfectly happy. After all, who needs money when you have a mysterious benefactor?%r%rContacts.%r%tUmm...but Bart doesn't need glasses. Eep! Don't kill me! The Titans, obviously - including his friends Superboy, Cassie, Damage, the Atom, Robin...the list could go on, but I ain't gonna make it.%r%tOther contacts include the Flash family, Dinah Lance, and the JLA (although some of them'd be loathe to associate with him unless it were an emergency).%r%rSkills.%r%tRight. Um. Playing videogames (and kicking /butt/ at them!), making amazing sandwiches, talking his way out of sticky situations, annoying people immensely, playing electric guitar, speaking Interlac...um, I think that's it. POWER [+]: %r Superspeed.%r%tBart Allen, as the grandson of Barry Allen, carries the metagene for superspeed. From birth, he's had the ability to move and function at rates in excess of sound, and he's only gotten faster as he's grown. Until the Terminal Velocity TP is run, Impulse is still faster than the Flash!%r%r Antifriction Aura.%r%tIt only makes sense, right? Since Bart goes so fast, he has an aura that surrounds him when he runs, keeping him from skinning his knees or getting windburn or getting crushed by g-forces. It doesn't stop him from getting hit (and killed) by projectiles...one theory as to why is that projectiles would be aimed toward him, traveling with a distinct kinetic energy field of their own, instead of just sitting there or being manipulated by him.%r%r Accelerated Metabolism.%r%tNow greatly slowed down, Bart's metabolism only provides for quicker healing than normal, quick digestion, and a funky rate of hair growth (which explains why his hair was relatively normal in issue 1, and off the wall and in defiance of gravity by issue 7.)%r%r The Single Synapse Theory.%r%tMuch to the chagrin of whoever happens to be in charge of him at any given time, Bart tends to go from thought to deed in one leap, bypassing common sense and survival instincts. (This is in here because no one normal would be /that/ bad.)%r%r Vibration.%r%tGet your minds outta the gutter! Bart inherited, along with the speed, his grandfather's ability to vibrate his molecules so fast as to lose phase with the material plane, and be able to pass through solid objects. This comes in especially handy when there are these 'wall' things in his way.%r%tIt should also be noted that Impulse cannot use his speed and vibration for time and dimensional travel, like Barry could. Yet.%r%r Bottomless Stomach.%r%tBecause El Bart-o can't tap directly into the speed force for energy (at least consciously), the kid eats like a team of horses. Ever see 'Coneheads'? The scene where they down those 6-foot subs like they were petite fours? Similar. COMBAT [+]: %r%tYou asked.%r%tIt's your fault.%r%tThe kid was /raised/ in a videogame. A virtual environment where he learned how to fight, and punch and kick and break things, and beat the bad guys, and get points. He never got hurt. He doesn't think he can get hurt, even now, so he's incredibly reckless. He understands pain and defeat on an intellectual level, but he's pretty damn certain that they're just Someone Else's Problem. He's gotten hurt before, but he has the recall of a goldfish (which is about ten minutes). He /will/ rush into a situation without thinking - that's why he's called Impulse. Hello. He /will/ run into a burning building, even if the roof is about to collapse, and try to get people out. And unfortunately...he /will/ try to bash the heads of the villains before making sure the hostages are safe.%r%rComparisons.%r%tWally West: Wally's had the time to grow up, and the privelege of being normal in his formative years. Wally's also trained with the best and brightest, and usually knows his limits. Bart...hasn't, didn't, didn't, and doesn't. This is why Wally's the Flash, and Bart is Impulse. The kid fights like a tornado, and prefers beating people up to being a detective. (Examples of this - in Terminal Velocity, when Bart gummed up Kobra's machine, forcing Wally's hand. Also in the Robin + Impulse one-shot, where the Boy Wonder was being his usual detective self, and Bart kinda yelled, 'What are we waiting for?!' and ran down the hill and started slamming guys' heads together. Et cetera.)%r%tBatman: ...no. I'm not even gonna /try/. It'd take too long.%r%tCrash Bandicoot: Well, hey - they both jump around a lot, break things, slam bad guys, and eat a lot. PHYSICAL [+]: Well, there's not much to put here unless I wanted to be redundant. He's incredibly fast - that's his /power/. His strength is average; he doesn't yet know how to transfer kinetic energy to any objects in motion. I suppose heightened agility comes with the territory for a speedster - y'wouldn't want to run off a building or miss the fact that a wall's in front of you at, say, 90,000 miles per. It's not stressed, though. When he's not running around like a chicken with its head cut off, he's actually kind of klutzy.%r%tBart's stamina is fantastic for a normal human being, but it's not exactly the best, for a speedster. While he's faster than Wally, he can't run anywhere near as long (without taking a rest or 'fueling up'). He could probably run, or fight, or buzz around like a maniac, for about half an hour before he felt the need to collapse on a couch or something. Kersploosh. VICURL: http://www.thewatch.com/bands/ookla STREET: %tClear amber eyes look at you innocently from a young face with a pointed chin. The boy you see looks to be in the 12 to 15 age range, nowhere near physically mature, yet on the very edge of growing up. His lightish brown hair is long, and apparently quite uncontrollable - it's a rare moment that he's quiet enough to let it settle, and when it does, it invariably falls into his face. Those eyes of his are dreamy and preoccupied, as his mouth forms a bemused line...ah yes, undoubtedly pondering unfathomably deep thoughts is he, such as why in heaven's name Superman's hair doesn't get mad frizzy without an antifriction aura, and how Lex keeps his head so shiny.%r%tBart's lanky form is clad in an 80s-ish shirt (which is, unfortunately, in fashion) with one of those nutty collars and a wide stripe down the middle, and a pair of baggy cutoff shorts which reach well past his knees. Over his shirt he's wearing a zippered sweatshirt-cardigan with a drawstring hood and pockets; on his feet are baseball socks and really big Doc Martins, with lime-green shoelaces. If the kid notices you, he'll wave and flash you his patented manga grin. ^_^ IMP-CMD: $imp:@name me=Impulse;@desc me=[get_eval(me/costume)] ELSEDESC: %tHe never lost that impish twinkle in his eyes, although he's much more serious than he'd built up a reputation for being, when he was much younger. Obviously capable, and quite strikingly handsome, Bart Allen carries himself like a hero. He's tall, around six foot two or three, and his hair is wiry and cut short enough to stick up and /not/ be defiant of gravity. Those famous amber eyes are framed by a pair of wire-rimmed glasses, and he's smiling. He's always smiling. It occurs to you that there's something vaguely wrong about that...until you get to know him and you see the ways his smile changes.%r%tAll heroes have downtime - unless they're crazy and /like/ wearing itchy, hot, unforgiving spandex. In Bart's downtime, he's (believe it or not) an Eddie Bauer kinda guy. Clothed comfortably in a pair of worn bluejeans, work boots, and a flannel shirt with rolled-up sleeves, the guy looks like he'd be just as comfortable hiking as he is when writing his beloved science fiction. VESPER: %tUpon seeing this girl, the image of a...actually, it's kind've hard to associate any image with her. She's not tall, by any means, but she's definitely well built, and would probably be dazzlingly beautiful if she didn't look quite so odd. Bright green tiger eyes are set in a pale, long face, framed by midnight hair streaked with vermilion and deep, deep blue; her lashes are long, and her eyebrows expressive. Wide lips are brazenly decorated with metallic lipstick, and a pair of ultrathin wire-rim glasses perch on her straight nose. A jagged white scar mars her high forehead, running from her right eyebrow diagonally up into her hair.%r%tVesper's clothing is as eccentric as she is - a black tank top with the word 'bitch' printed in white across the, erm, front; a pair of extremely faded denim cutoffs with a black pair of shredded leggings underneath; a bright green felt overcoat; black opera gloves; rubbed out combat boots. A powerbook is slung over one shoulder, and a black leather belt rests on her hips. MORGAN [V]: Gabrielle Morgan was born and raised in Washington, DC. Her mother was a housewife, her father was an accountant...and what a shock it was to dear mom and dad when little Gabi decided she wanted to be a cop! She was 13 when she first made the announcement, causing an unfortunately messy choking incident at the dinner table. Her parents tried hard to dissuade her, but to no avail. High school was spent in the avid study of science and mathematics, as well as participation in gym class and athletics programs. She graduated with honours, and a wall full of trophies. After that, a Bachelors in Criminology before she entered the Police Academy at age 21. %r%t"Gabi" answers to "Morgan" now. She hates the old nickname. She's never married -- her occupation tends to spook a lot of guys, and, well, she doesn't have much time for them anyway. Which made it pretty easy when the time came to leave. %r%tNow she's 32, and she's never regretted her choices in life. She started in Narcotics, but has spent the past 3 years on the homicide squad in Washington. Yeah..it sucked sometimes. But she's come to the conclusion that putting the killers away is one of the best ways she can help people. And she's proven good at it. But...sometimes the system fails you. Like last month, for example, when the man she'd busted for five different killings ended up with the best lawyer in town, and a free ticket back to the streets. It was the Captain who suggested to the angry Morgan that perhaps her life would be safer somewhere else. It was with some reluctance that she applied for a transfer to Gotham... YAY-CMD: $@yay * *:@emit/room %N yells, "Yay %0! Yay %1! Yay, yay %0 %1! %0! %1! %0 %1 yay!" UBU: %r%tA djinn - or a man that looks remarkably like one - stands before you, immensely tall and muscular, seemingly carved from stone. He doesn't need words. His stance, his bearing, his impressively dangerous demeanor all speak the same words: you should /not/ cross him. %r%tUbu is clothed in simple attire - baglike trousers held up by a silken sash, wicked boots covering his feet, a shining and cruel scimitar hanging from his waist. And his pate, glistening hairless above a face lacking pity or mercy.%r IC_QUOTE: "Now, if I spent all my time looking for things people've lost, I'd find everything. Er..." STREET2: %tThe tallish, lanky kid in front of you slouches and looks preoccupied, amber eyes distant and very likely unfocused, until you deliberately try to catch his attention. His hair is longish - kind of, oh, Ramones-length - and thick, sticking out a bit in wiry waves. It generally behaves badly, finding its way back into his face whenever he pushes it away. It could definitely use a trim. He has the calm, careless face of a child, delicate features pale and sharp.%r%tThe teenager wears a pale green bowling shirt, made of a shimmery polyester-like fabric. Across the front, and edging the collar and short sleeves, is a bold black and white checkerboard pattern. His black jeans are relatively baggy: long, lazy folds go from the bunched-up hems to his pockets, making a couple of stops along the way - they offer him freedom of movement. His shoes are relatively understated, as quiet as size 13 Docs can possibly be. And, of course, trendily enough, his wallet is connected to his belt with a long chrome chain, making a wide arc down the side of his leg. SILLYNAME1: Bartariproaringrickaronrerowrroonie DOL: wyldware.com 2424 STEPH: rhavin@bellsouth.net SPEEDY: alteria@magiccarpet.com BOBBI: %tA bright yellow bob of soft, wavy hair frames the sweetest, china-white face in the world. Bright red baby-pouting lips set off the only other color in her perfect face: her brilliant, empty blue eyes. Pretty she may be, but intelligent she is not.%r%tBobbi is wearing an off-the shoulder pink sweater-shirt, which somehow manages to enhance her lovely, athletic physique without looking in the least provocative. A lone string of pearls accents her slender neck. Her denim skirt is unbelieveably short, and shows off her unbelieveably long legs...on her feet are a pair of modest pink flats. What a dish. TITANS_HISTORY: Impulse started the Titans with Superboy-Andy way back in like 96. One of our name options was the New Bad Young Things - which rocked, but we figured no one would know who we were, so we took the well-known name Titans. Cassie joined. Robin's always been nebulous. Some adult characters decided that we needed a mentor, and that since they wanted to join, they needed a formation TP. At that point, Wildcat was our mentor, and Starfire, the Atom, Damage, and Prysm joined. Prysm never ran her TP then idled out, Wildcat idled out, and Nightwing joined. The Spoiler and Hero joined. The Spoiler quit and Hero disappeared when the MUX crashed. The adults were looking at Kory, Ray, and Dick as the leaders, even though SB and I were, because they were older. Then they joined the JLA, and we unofficially kicked them out. SB quit the game/went to hawaii, Damage idled out/went to look for more mature teammates, and it was just Cassie and I, because Robin was nebulous. Cassie and I chilled in the Titans HQ in NYC for awhile, then Arsenal wanted a Titans. I told him that there already was a Titans. He wanted to be the adult leader/mentor/training guy. I said, no way, over my dead body. We had a big fight. I, in a huff, quit the Titans with Cassie, and let Arsenal have the Titans. Cassie and I decided that we were the New Bad Young Things. Superboy showed up, and we let him in. Arrowette showed up, and maybe she's in, maybe she's not. Steph got a new player and wants to join us. Robin expressed an interest, then idled out. Dolphin joined the NBYT, too. THINGTREK: beck.mudservices.com 2373 BLINKEN: Achtung! Alles Touristen Und Non-Tech-nischen Looken Peepers! Das Machine Control Is%r%tNicht Fur Gerfingerpoken Und Mittengrabben. Oderwise Is Easy Schnappen Der Springwerk,%r%tBlowenfuse, Und Poppencorken Mit Spitzensparken. Der Machine Is Diggen By Expertzen Only.%r%tIs Nicht Fur Gerverken By Dummkopfen. Das Rubbernecken Sightseenen Keepen Das%r%tKottenpicken Hands In Das Pockets. So Relaxen Und Watchen Das Blinkenlights. FORMAL: %tTall and lanky, with longish sideburns and a disheveled Ramones-length mop of thick, slightly wavy hair, Bart Allen is dressed to kill. Wearing a classic black suit and black tie over a button-down oxford shirt, you could almost mistake the older teen for a stunt double of Elwood Blues - right down to the sunglasses and buffed leather dress shoes. On his lapel is a tiny enamel pin - a white circle with a yellow lightning bolt through it, cutting across diagonally; on his face is a truly wicked grin. OLD: %tYou see a kind of scrawny kid, wearing an off-white lycra costume with a jagged red stripe down the middle. A pair of red boots, fastened with buckles on the ankles, cover his big feet. On his hands are a pair of red fingerless gloves, also using buckly-belty things as fasteners. A pair of goggles keep the wind out of his eyes, and also serve to help hide his identity - except, his huge, unruly brown hair can be seen a mile away. He looks bored, then he notices you - and gives you a big grin! BART-CMD: $bart:@mvattr me=street,desc,street;@name me=Bart Allen SIMPSON: Key phrases: 'I didn't do it.' 'Bummer.' 'Don't have a cow, man.' 'Hey, lookit me, I'm Bartman.' and 'Hey, Homey.' Key practical joke: phone someone and ask them to put your friend, Mike Cass on the line. Your hero is Krusty the Clown. You have antisocial values especially about education, safety and law. Your primary response to any bad news, especially involving something gross, is 'Cool.'" Anything not covered by the above, remember, you're not very bright and you have Ra's morals. Oh, and you'll like this: you're a skateboard menace. WILDWEST: %r%tHe looks skinny and wiry, like he doesn't eat enough and he runs too much. His shaggy, unruly blond hair needs a cut badly, and could do with a wash, too - if only to get the road dust out of it. He rarely even pushes it back when it falls into his face. The teenager's stance tends to be unremarkable and apathetic - he slouches and leaves his thumbs hooked on his belt. The only thing about this lanky young man that doesn't imply shiftlessness is the resolute look in his strange amber eyes. It speaks volumes, all contradicting the rest of his careless appearance.%r%tYoung Barry Allen, Junior, is clothed in garments that don't particularly seem designed to help him blend into the background. Rough, dark canvas trousers and thick, heavy leather boots cover his legs and feet, and he wears an off-white (that actually started out off-white, contrary to popular belief) flannel shirt with maroon seams; around his neck is a maroon bandanna. Over it all he wears a dark leather coat with a lightning bolt on the back - it looks several sizes too big for him. Completing his attire is a worn leather gunbelt with a pair of lovingly polished six-shooters.%r KIDFLASH: %r%tTall and gangly, Kid Flash is a familiar sight. His bright red and yellow costume is well-known: yellow boots, red leggings, yellow shirt coming to a point over his stomach and at the small of his back. Red gauntlets cover his hands, and a red lightning bolt crosses his chest diagonally, stark against the yellow shirt. The half-cowl that disguises his identity from the world is a continuation of his shirt - also yellow, and covering the back and sides of his head, open for the lower half of his face and the top of his head, letting his shock of...brown!...hair free to get mussed by the wind. Golden metal wingtips are attached to the cowl over his ears, and his eyes are bright amber, revealed through the standard 'domino mask' half of his headgear.%r INTER: $+inter *:@remit loc(%#) = %N says "[scramble(%0)]";@dolist [get(me/translate-list)]=@switch [nearby(%#,##)]=1,{@pemit ##=>Interlac translation: "%0"} ADDTRANSLATE: $+addtranslate *:&translate-list me=[cat([u(me/translate-list)],[num(*%0)])];@pemit me=\[~ %0 can understand you. ~\] DELTRANSLATE: $+deltranslate *:&translate-list me=[remove([u(me/translate-list)],[num(*%0)])];@pemit me=\[~ %0 does not know Interlac. ~\] LIST_TRANSLATE_CMD: $+list translate:@dol [u(me/translate-list)]=@pemit me=[name(##)]%b(##) TRANSLATE-LIST: #782 #187 #150 SBSCHED: Superboy says "Not at all this weekend... Work 12-8am Atlantic... Monday I have the night off, then Tuesday to Thursday I work 4pm-12, again Atlantic. Friday - Sunday I have off." Contents: Closet Queen(#647OVgnaep) No exits. Home: Metro: The Habitat: Bart's Room(#497RFJgn) Location: The Dormitory ~T~ Titans Island [Titans] Superboy says, "Did you clean up the.. TP? ;)" [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "Oh, other people... yeah. iw as going to say... when have I ever angsted on you?" [Titans] Superboy thinks for a second then falls over laughing again. [Titans] Barbara says, "You? Never :)" [Titans] Wade Ramos almost inhales his beverage, laughing. [Titans] Barbara says, "Who?" [Titans] Superboy says, "Can I just be Superboy, Bart, er.. Wade?" [Titans] Wade Ramos says, "You -really- wanna be Superboy, buying this stuff?" [TMS] Superboy says, "Well... No. ;p" [Titans] Superboy says, "Well... No. ;p" [Titans] Wade Ramos recommends a secret ID. :) [Titans] Barbara wonders just what the boys are buying this time? ;) [Titans] Carl Krummett says, "Better?" [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash thinks Babs could track and check out? And Babs, I need you to do something for me ICly. ;) [Titans] Barbara says, "Yessss, oh speedy one? What can the allmighty Oracle do for you." [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash needs for you to keep tabs on a certain base of operations, to let me know when no one is home. [Titans] Barbara mmms, "I'll have to check. I know I was once wired into one of the orignal bases, but no one ever asked/said anything about the newest installment. Robin could have fixed it up easy, but dunno if we ever did." [Titans] Carl Krummett says, "Now why assume it's us? :)" [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash wells, you could monitor it from other sources to let me know when they're out, or seen around in other places, right? [Titans] Barbara grins. Set. Wade Ramos(#181PX?Jace) The superfast Teenage Tornado - Impulse, in the flesh. Standing (except he never stands still) at a rather beanpoley 5'11", Bart doesn't exactly cut a very imposing figure, but that's not generally a problem. He doesn't aim to scare. In fact, his unruly mop of slightly wavy brown hair and equally striking costume are far more likely to cheer someone up than inspire terror in the hearts of evildoers. Clear, vaguely amused amber eyes are shielded by a pair of goggles, which are part of the half-cowl that covers his head (and lets his hair do what it will). Also on his mask, over his ears, are golden mercury-wings, which double as radio receivers. The boy's lanky form is clad in a very loud lycra costume - which tears instead of runs. So it really isn't lycra. It's probably that funky 30th century 'unstable molecule' stuff, that the Legion's uniforms are made of. At any rate, it's sort of an off-white color, with a jagged red stripe down the center, which ends at his boots. Said boots are also red, as are his biker gloves and mask; the boots and gloves are fastened with buckles. Carrying: Closet Queen(#647OVgnaep) [Wade Ramos looked at you.] Set. Set. Set. Wade Ramos(#181PX?JOace) A tallish, skinny skate-rat - that's probably the archetype you'd most closely associate with this...aberration. Sort of angular features, half-obscured by a pair of futuristic opaque sunglasses; knit hat pulled down over his hair and covering down to the tops of his ears. His hair desperately needs to be cut, as it trails out unevenly from underneath the hat, and the two earrings on his ear are terribly ill-advised, fashion-wise. Wearing a ratty old too-big Mossimo t-shirt and a pair of freaking gigantic wide-legged cargo jeans, it seems the kid thinks that the 'starved to death in your trendy suburban clothing' look is in. On his feet are a pair of chunky-looking Vans, and he carries a beat-up skateboard. [Wade Ramos looked at you.] [TMS] PokeBart Wade Ramos descs. :) [Titans] Wade Ramos nods to Carl. "'S swell. :>" [Titans] Wade Ramos notes we have a link to the Watchtower, but it's on a peer-to-peer base. :) Spying on us would violate our civil rights! However, I'm sure you can get satellite images of the base, and keep track of who leaves and enters. There's no place like home... There's no place like home... There's no place like home... Metro: The Habitat: Bart's Room(#497RFJgn) Bart's room is reasonably well-lit, and not nearly as much of a hellhole as his room in the New York headquarters was. There're posters all over the room - bands, movies, and several of Golden Age heroes. His bed (unmade) is a simple Harvard frame, desk is extrordinarily messy, floor is mostly clear. There're a couple of comic book longboxes stacked in one corner, and an Epiphone Telecaster -- electric guitar -- leaning against a Danelectro 30-watt amp nearby. Obvious exits: Out You leave your room. The Habitat: Level 1 - Dormitory and Cafeterium(#641RFLgn) Circular in shape like the other floors, the Cafeterium takes up the center of the first level, with a completely stocked and functioning kitchen, as well as tables enough to seat a moderate number of people. Around the outer perimeter of the walls are a number of doors, spaced at set intervals. Each door is labeled with a symbol, designating the owner of the room. These are the dormitories, for those who wish to reside inside the base. One one side is a door labeled with a picture of a female, for the girl's room, and on the other side directly opposite is the boy's room, marked with a picture of a male. Obvious exits: Impulse's Room Wade Ramos presses the '1' button on the turbo lift panel. The Turbo Lift arrives. You step onto the turbo lift. The Habitat: Turbo Lift Platform Large and circular in shape, the Turbo Lift platform is actually the immense TMS symbol found in the center of every floor on the base. When it moves, the projection of the symbol on the next floor vanishes and a set of circular metal doors open up, to allow the platform to slide into place. If moving across multiple levels, all the doors between its current level and its destination will open up. This is always preceded by a warning, to allow anyone standing on the symbol to move out of the way before the doors open. Originally, this served as an aircraft lift from the sub-basement to the hidden VTOL landing pad on the top most floor. Obvious exits: Off [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash doesn't need to have anything broken into, just want to know when no one's there. Wade Ramos presses the 'mcd' button on the turbo lift panel. The turbo platform moves through the shaft and comes to a stop. [Titans] Wade Ramos nonos, breaking in is half the fun. Being watched is creepy. You step off the turbo lift. The Habitat: Main Central Dome(#518RAFM) Large and circular in shape, the center dome is the largest, having no inner walls to seperate it into various rooms. Instead, the structure is a single vast chamber with a high, curved ceiling. Clear windows line the walls high above, midway between the highest point and the floor, allowing light to filter in during the day, or dim moonlight at night. At set intervals along the outer perimeter lie carefully crafted statues made of stone, placed within small outcoves and dimly lit by a single light that is embedded above it. Each statue is a tediously hand crafted piece of artwork done in stone, representing one hero, which all face the center of the room. On the floor in the center is a large symbol, with 'The Seven' written across it. Three tubes lead off into various other domes, which are all empty, dark, and abandoned. << There are +views here. >> Obvious exits: Turbo Lift Entry Tube ============================================================================== Stat Name Sex Idle Location ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ OOC The Flash M 36s Hall of Justice OOC Carl Krummett M 4m Metro: Central Business District OOC Superman M 32m Hall of Justice OOC Barbara F 2m Gotham: Clocktower, Delphi Room OOC Wade Ramos M 0s The Habitat: Main Central Dome ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 5 players connected. ============================================================================== [Titans] Barbara says, "Me? Violate someones rights, or spy on them?" [Titans] Wade Ramos says, "Um, yes? :)" [TMS] Carl Krummett says, "Where to?" [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "So, Babs, will you do it?" [TMS] PokeBart Wade Ramos thinks most of what we need is in the Village. :) [TMS] Carl Krummett says, "Where's that? :)" [TMS] PokeBart Wade Ramos says, "NYC. ;)" [TMS] PokeBart Wade Ramos says, "Hold on." Hall of Justice You stand in a massive structure that uncannily resembles the Supreme Court building: gleaming alabaster tiles accented by gold trim form the massive walls that climb high, peaking in a vaulted ceiling. Pale marble tile echoes your footsteps, the bright light reflecting from its polished surface. Built into the far wall is a large monitor that looks to be at least 30' by 30'. Though the room is no less than Olympian in atmosphere, subtle details become readily apparent as your eyes adjust. Tucked behind one pillar are two cryogenic storage units, the purple-clad figures inside obscured by frosty glass. To the left is a small bar with an array of bottles behind it, as well as a stoic purple monkey outfitted in a tuxedo. Muffled 'gl-gl-glee' noises occasionally break the silence of the room. Contents: The Flash(#496PX?Jwnce) Superman Obvious exits: Starting Room Wizards Lounge Free Code Room Building Nexus IC Nexus You go OOC. Wade Ramos runs through. You head for the IC Grids. Nexus: IC Grids This is the nexus to the IC game grids. From here exits lead off to the major cities of Zero Hour. Once through any of them, you will find yourself in the IC world. From that time on, until you return to these OOC rooms, your actions and behavior should be constructed in an IC manner. Obvious exits: Keystone Gotham Metropolis New York RP Room One RP Room Two Out You head towards New York City. New York: Harlem Harlem symbolizes both the glory and the struggle of African-Americans. From the 1920s to 1950s, the area was a full-fledged cultural and political center for American blacks; the home of poets, painters, writers, jazz musicians; a place that spawned the classic American jazz of Duke Ellington and the poetry of Langston Hughes, The Cotton Club, and the Apollo Theater. But Harlem has changed a lot since its heyday. Although it is still a vibrant center of culture, to many people, Harlem evokes images not of great art and music, but those of the protests and riots of the 60s; gloomy housing projects and burned-out buildings; a virtual urban war zone. Despite Harlem's rich history, much of New York's white population has never been there and is unaware of its thriving neighborhoods, active cultural and religious organizations, and strong sense of community. Other bright spots include Sylvia's, a soul food institution. Walking tours offered by Harlem Spirituals and Harlem Your Way are a good way for the curious to explore the cultural heritage of this troubled but fascinating place. Obvious exits: Central Park Upper East Side Upper West Side You go south to Central Park. New York: Central Park Central Park, an area that, at times, has come to be known as the oasis of NYC. One of the great pleasures New Yorkers and tourists enjoy is getting away from it all in Central Park. Stretching 51 blocks between 59th and 110th streets, this 843 acre, green rectangle has served its city well since 1859. From famous statues to castles, there is so much to see within this pastoral landmark. One of the more famous stops is The Dairy, built in 1870 as a milk bar, it now serves as the main Visitor Center. On the more romantic side of the park, Hansom Cabs can be found lined up across from the Plaza Hotel at 59th Street and Fifth Avenue, for a more romantic journey through the park. Obvious exits: Harlem Upper East Side Midtown Upper West Side You go south to Midtown. New York: Midtown Midtown is the heart of Manhattan's business community. With its lines of skyscrapers and its sidewalks full of people jockeying for position like cars cruising down Fifth Avenue, the area typifies big city hustle and bustle. Rockefeller Center with its skating rink, statue of Atlas, oversized Christmas tree, and lines of tourist buses out in front makes up Midtown's centerpiece. Here and on nearby blocks are clusters of corporate headquarters, including giants of the entertainment and communications industries from CBS to GE to Time-Warner, as well as landmarks like Radio City Music Hall, Saks Fifth Avenue, the Museum of Modern Art, the Pierpont Morgan Library, the midtown branch of the International Center of Photography, and the main branch of the New York Public Library (the one with the lions out front). It's an area in perpetual motion, whose streets are forever being flooded by waves of people pouring up and out of the subways and in and out of office buildings, without ever seeming to stop. After the evening rush hour, when the people have flooded back into the subways or back to their cars for the commute back to New Jersey or Long Island, Midtown becomes a much more sedate place. Because while many people work in Midtown, far fewer actually live there. Obvious exits: Central Park Shopping District Greenwich Village NYPD: Midtown Precinct You go south to Greenwich Village. New York: Greenwich Village Since the era of World War I, the image of Greenwich Village has been that of a bastion of urban bohemianism, a place where anything goes in terms of music, clothing, thought, and behavior. Indeed, its reputation for tolerance is well-established, having been a center of counterculture activity since the Beat era of the late 1950s. But the Village defies easy categorization, and a walk down Bleecker Street today, past the legendary coffee houses where Bob Dylan used to play, will probably only kindle nostalgia for a world not totally overrun with tourists. Once a magnet for every manner of starving artist, poet, and anarchist, the Village is now such an in-demand place that most would-be world-shakers simply can't afford to live there. Greenwich Village is the center of New York's gay community, especially in the area around Christopher Street, which, like San Francisco's Castro Street, has become synonymous with gay life. Obvious exits: Midtown Shopping District Lower East Side Soho Bryant Park Subway Radu's Set. [Titans] Barbara throws a marshmellow at 'Wade'. You paged Carl Krummett with '@tel *bart'. Carl Krummett has arrived. [Carl Krummett looked at you.] [Titans] Barbara will do what she can, Wally. :) Carl Krummett has left. Carl Krummett has arrived. [Titans] Wade Ramos catches it midair and eats it. Cleared. Before you is a young man, tall at about five and a half feet, maybe an inch taller and in excellent shape. His legs and upper body are very well defined muscularly making it apparent that he works out a lot. His face screams youthfulness as his jaw looks like it has never had the need to be shaved. His dark black hair is left rather long on top and falls over in waves, which look to be placed there naturally with no effort needed on his part to keep it there. Along the sides it is shaved shorter until it eventually is shaved completely off. A pair of dark sunglasses covers his eyes right now, making it nearly impossible to tell what or who he is looking at and is his left ear is a small, gold, hoop earring. On his feet is a pair of black boots with three broad yellow bands around the thigh. The rest of his body is covered by a tight superhero costume. Starting where his boots left off and rising to his waist in is a deep red and about his waist are two black belts which hang there loosely and another, this one yellow, is strapped around his right thigh. His hands are covered in gloves of matching colour, the upper part flipped down once just above the wrist. Rising up from his waist, the suit becomes blue up to his shoulders where it again changes to black and stays this darker colour down his arms and to his hands. This is not noticeable, however, as he wears a black leather jacket over it. With four pockets and its buckle at the bottom, it is like any other leather jacket but for one thing. The all-yellow S-shield on the back to match the traditional yellow and red one on his chest, marking him as a part of the Superfamily. Yes, the Metropolis Kid, Superboy is back. [OOC] Carl Krummett isn't wearing that. [OOC] Wade Ramos okayse. ;) [OOC] Carl Krummett is too lazy to redesc. ;) [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "Excellent. ;) TMS, any objectiosn to me knowingyou're out then?" [OOC] Wade Ramos hahs. I'm a skate rat. [Titans] Wade Ramos says, "ICly? Of course! OOCly? Hell no!" [Titans] Barbara will have to know why! ;) [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash says, "Excellent. :)" [OOC] Carl Krummett is dressed like a normal teenage slob. :p [OOC] Wade Ramos smirks. [Titans] Carl Krummett says, "Huh? Knowing when we're out? Just look for the fireworks, baby. ;)" Slouched outside Tower Records with a Slurpee is, uh, Yet Another Problem Teenager. Yeah! So obviously so, indeed. Because he has an amazing pair of shades on, the average passerby wouldn't be able to tell he's on the lookout for another slumming superhero. He checks his watch. You go IC. [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash sobs. Where the heck is the thing? Carl Krummett goes IC. [Titans] Wade Ramos smirks. Hidden. And the turbolift is -impossible- to work without years of practice. :) [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash wells, screw it then. I'll just tell you what you find then. [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash :) [Titans] Sand has connected. Oh look! Another American teenager is stepping out of a cab, yes a cab, rather than flying in. To the untrained eye, he looks rather normal, but to the person who knows who it really is, it's rather obvious. The hair, the sunglasses, even the Superman shirt kind of give it away. Before looking for you, he turns and pays the cabbie. "Thanks for the lift, um.. dude." [Titans] Wade Ramos despams. :) You have left channel Titans. [Titans] Wade Ramos has left this channel. Cabs. Ugh. Well, "Wade Ramos" isn't one to talk, what with the 'board and all -- but, oh well. He drops it to the ground and slowly pushes himself over to the curb, chewing on the end of his straw as he indulges in icy goodness. "Um...codeword codeword Titans Suck...?" he addresses "Carl". "But white rain... beauty." With a smirk, Carl turns away from the car as it pulls off to look down at you. "Hey. Ready to do a little.. shopping?" he asks, patting the wallet in his back pocket. Oh this is going to be loads of fun. Yes.. "You should have brought the old lady... Bet she knows where to go to find what we're looking for," he jibes as he steps around you. [OOC] Wade Ramos sniffles. Down? Huh? (Type "help" for help.) [OOC] Wade Ramos isn't short...just fer future reference. ;) Skinny as all fuck, though. [OOC] Carl Krummett always says down. ;) [Carl Krummett looked at you.] [OOC] Carl Krummett says, "Besides. No height in the desc, so I say you're shorter than me. ;)" Wade Ramos grimaces. "If she knew we were doing this we'd -both- be dead." He pauses, suddenly virtuous. "And *I* wouldn't know if she knew about this kinda stuff, anyway. Weird kinky adult crap...ergh." *slurrrrrrp* "Anyway, the village is weird. Remember the kinda people always used to walk by our place when we were headquartered here? Grife. Let's try south." [OOC] Wade Ramos has height in other descs! Is 5'10"! [OOC] Carl Krummett says, "Not this one, binky. ;)" [OOC] Wade Ramos mutters. Well anyway. Carl Krummett just smirks as he looks over his shoulder back at you. "Yeah... I'm sure she doesn't. And don't worry, Ba.. Wade. She'll just blame me." A wink, hidden by the glasses is sent your way before he turns south. "Alright. Let's make it quick. Got a long way to go to present our.. presents, don't we? Hopefully no one will ask for ID..." Wade Ramos starts laughing, but it turns into a much more nervous sound as they stop in front of a local store. "Uhh...but hey, you're eighteen, right? Wait, no, you're like three or something. Nevermind." A beat. "Urrr...you go first. I mean, we know what we're looking for...I think..." Carl Krummett stops at the door and looks at the name. Madame Desire's Naughty Nighties. "Um... You sure you want to start here?" Before you can answer, he quickly turns his back to the street and then just as quickly enters the store. Didn't want to let those hotties that just went past to see him standing out there looking at this type of store. Doh! Now they saw him go -inside-. [TMS] PokeBart Wade Ramos cracks up again. [TMS] Carl Krummett grins. Wade Ramos tries not to laugh his Slurpee out his nose, and finishes the rest of the drink lightning-quick, tossing the cup in the garbage. He follows the Kid as fast as humanly possible, kicking up his board and catching it. "I dunno...think we can find 'em themed? Like...uh...green, or stars, or red and yellow or something? I...owww, brain freeze..." From afar, The Joker falls down laughing! Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos whaaats? :) You paged The Joker with 'Wanna see my desc? :)'. Carl Krummett grins and looks back at you, nodding. "Yeah. Some red leather, green edibles and red and yellow, um... something... We'll know it when we see it. Oh! Perfect!" he calls out as he reaches for you to haul your butt toward some dominatrix stuff. A whip, and most importantly, a collar, red with yellow spikes. "I think we have a winner here..." The Joker pages: Your silly name. And yes. You paged The Joker with ' A tallish, skinny skate-rat - that's probably the archetype you'd most closely associate with this...aberration. Sort of angular features, half-obscured by a pair of futuristic opaque sunglasses; knit hat pulled down over his hair and covering down to the tops of his ears. His hair desperately needs to be cut, as it trails out unevenly from underneath the hat, and the two earrings on his ear are terribly ill-advised, fashion-wise. Wearing a ratty old too-big Mossimo t-shirt and a pair of freaking gigantic wide-legged cargo jeans, it seems the kid thinks that the 'starved to death in your trendy suburban clothing' look is in. On his feet are a pair of chunky-looking Vans, and he carries a beat-up skateboard. '. From afar, The Joker wants to RP Joker, durnit. From afar, The Joker tee-hees! "BIG chunky Vans." Wade Ramos chokes, and tries to keep his laughter down. Don't wanna get kicked out, do they? "Oh...valor...it's perfect! *snicker* Yuh...okay, get those. Oh valor! Look, it looks just like her costume, too," adds the kid, pointing to some stuff on the next rack over. A rhinestone-studded black leather bodice, minus cups, plus thong. "Ewwwww." Carl Krummett laughs as he nods and looks about for a basket or something to put the goodies in. Finding one, he tosses in the collar and the whip then comes over to you. "Load it up, buddy. Now... Something for Jade... Something green..." The workers, both of whom are women, are looking at you quite oddly. "Think we could get them to model something?" the Kid asks you softly. Eyeing Superboy dubiously, then glancing at the clerks, "Wade" shakes his head. "Not unless you're, you know, you," he answers quietly, "and I'm me. We're undercover, remember? Grody teenagers. No one'll do /anything/ for us." The speedster adds in a slightly louder voice, "Look, vegetarian edibles. Top /and/ bottom." You paged The Joker with 'SB and I are busy buying kinky underwear in the village just now. :)'. The Joker pages: Hey, if you see anything you like, I'll send it to ya. Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos facepalms. From afar, The Joker GRINS! Carl Krummett snickers as he grabs a pair, then another and tosses them in, too. "Okay.. Donna, Jade.. Just need Jesse. Now... What for Jes... Oh baby." Leaving the basket with you, he walks over to a skimpy, very skimpy (like the scraps from when they made the -real- undies skimpy) pair of white panties and a matching bra. Oh, and there's yellow lightning bolts. Lightning bolts tha glow in the dark. "I think we have something for everyone, now," he tells you with a wink as he pulls of the lacey undergarments which are really more lace than garment. "Holy mother of god," breathes the young speedster reverently. "You'd think they designed these with those girls in mind!" He pauses. "Okay, let's check out and get the hell away from here. It's giving me, uh, the creeps." Looking in the basket again, Bart/Wade lets out a low whistle. "Eeeee-vil," he mutters, setting it on the conuter. Carl Krummett tosses his new-found treasure down atop the others, he leans against the counter, pulling his sunglasses down just below his eyes. "Hey," he tells one of the girls with a wink as they look at the goods. "Um... These aren't for you, are they?" she asks, rather than winking back. Shot down again, he is... Grimacing /again/, Wade shakes his head emphatically. He takes off his shades and is suddenly the picture of 'scrappy kid brother', with the expression he adopts. Egad, he's good at that. "No ma'am. Prank gifts for our...sisters." He adds conspiratorially, "We hadda get 'em back for running our gym shorts up the flagpole at school." All right, that was probably pushing it, but hey. Carl Krummett looks over at Wade and nods his agreement. "Can't you see their faces when mom and dad find these?" he asks with another wink as he reaches for his wallet. "Oh man.. I can't wait." In other words, just ring the things in, dang it all. Looking doubtful, the woman silently rings the items up. No, she doesn't ask for ID. After all, it's almost certain that would prevent a sale, and we can't have that, can we? In a moment, the stuff is all secured in a bag with the store's logo featured prominently on the side, and the clerk looks at Carl. "Cash or credit?" "Cha-ching!" Carl says as he pulls out a wad of cash from his wallet. "Cash, obviously," he tells her as he hands over the money. "Keep the change." Grabbing the bag, the Kid turns and heads for the door. Snuck in between two bills was a slip of paper with his phone number on it. Right along with the ten dollar tip. He really does have too much money... No kidding. Shaking his head, and cracking up as he practically falls out the door behind Carl, Wade drops his board to the ground again and jumps up on it, heading -away- from the shop. It's a little hard to stay upright on wheels when you're doubled over laughing, but...hey. Talent. "God...should we just go there now?" [OOC] Wade Ramos says, "Ping?" Carl Krummett nods as he walks out after you, trying to keep the slogan of the store hidden. "Um.. Yeah.. Let's go," he mutters as he looks for a alley or something to duck into so he can fly, fly away. The excitement of what they're going to do has hit him and man, Kon wants to get there and go with it. [OOC] Carl Krummett says, "Ping? Wha?" [OOC] Wade Ramos says, "Shitty connection. :/" The Joker pages: Oh...I see.... You paged The Joker with '?'. You paged The Joker with 'http://www.leglamps.com/'. The Joker pages: Is that like from Christmas Story? Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos nodnods. :) The Joker pages: Wanna see a REALLY fucked up website, but funny? Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos ums...okay...:) The Joker pages: www.stileproject.com All right -- no holds barred, now! None! So Kid Speedy there takes off like a rocket on his skateboard, disappearing through the crowds with a laughingly yelled, "Race you there!" [OOC] Wade Ramos needs to break to eat my food. It's getting cold. :) [OOC] Carl Krummett says, "Sure. :)" Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos isn't going there. :) Carl Krummett goes OOC. You go OOC. Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos has seen it in +fingers. ;) The Joker pages: Why? They've got some great Auschwitz jokes. The Joker pages: Or maybe you're not going because you don't think Nazi jokes are funny. Fair enough. Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos naws, not going because I've got too many windows open and besides that's not what I heard was there... Long distance to The Joker: Wade Ramos idles a bit to eat dinner. :) From afar, The Joker thinks there's some porn off the main page, but only looked at the main page. I don't recognize "wally". You paged The Flash with 'can I call you? :)'. [OOC] Wade Ramos okayse... [OOC] Carl Krummett is ready. [OOC] Wade Ramos stretches, then laughs. [OOC] Wade Ramos says, "Should we do this in costume?" [OOC] Carl Krummett says, "How about ninja garb? ;)" [OOC] Wade Ramos says, "Oh, ROCK." [OOC] Carl Krummett bwahahahas! [OOC] Wade Ramos says, "I knew you were good for somethin'...;)" [OOC] Super-Ninja changes his name. ;) Name set. [OOC] Impy-Ninja says, "^_^" [OOC] Super-Ninja bwahahahas. [OOC] Impy-Ninja cracks up -again-. GOD. [OOC] Impy-Ninja can't stop laughing to pose! [OOC] Impy-Ninja says, "We should go to their HQ now. :)" [OOC] Super-Ninja nodnods and wants a log, my man. :) Super-Ninja makes his way up towards Sky Over Soho. Super-Ninja has left. [TMS] PokeBart Impy-Ninja says, "FUCK yeah, are you kidding me?" New York: Greenwich Village Since the era of World War I, the image of Greenwich Village has been that of a bastion of urban bohemianism, a place where anything goes in terms of music, clothing, thought, and behavior. Indeed, its reputation for tolerance is well-established, having been a center of counterculture activity since the Beat era of the late 1950s. But the Village defies easy categorization, and a walk down Bleecker Street today, past the legendary coffee houses where Bob Dylan used to play, will probably only kindle nostalgia for a world not totally overrun with tourists. Once a magnet for every manner of starving artist, poet, and anarchist, the Village is now such an in-demand place that most would-be world-shakers simply can't afford to live there. Greenwich Village is the center of New York's gay community, especially in the area around Christopher Street, which, like San Francisco's Castro Street, has become synonymous with gay life. Obvious exits: Midtown Shopping District Lower East Side Soho Bryant Park Subway Radu's You go southwest to Bryant Park. New York: Bryant Park Bryant Park is the largest privately maintained park in New York City. Located in a picturesque area behind the New York Public Library on 42nd Street and the Avenue of the Americas, Bryant Park is home to numerous public activites like the JVC Jazz Festival, HBO's Movies in the Park and many other free cultural events. The park is located next to a few private schools, that offer an education for the teenagers of Manhattan. The park itself has just recently been renovated, it contains several famous statues including the venerable statues of Goethe and Stein. One of the more beautiful parks in the city, the flowers, trees, bushes, and plants make a picturesque view, no matter what season it is. Obvious exits: Holliday School Greenwich Village You go northeast to Greenwich Village. New York: Greenwich Village Since the era of World War I, the image of Greenwich Village has been that of a bastion of urban bohemianism, a place where anything goes in terms of music, clothing, thought, and behavior. Indeed, its reputation for tolerance is well-established, having been a center of counterculture activity since the Beat era of the late 1950s. But the Village defies easy categorization, and a walk down Bleecker Street today, past the legendary coffee houses where Bob Dylan used to play, will probably only kindle nostalgia for a world not totally overrun with tourists. Once a magnet for every manner of starving artist, poet, and anarchist, the Village is now such an in-demand place that most would-be world-shakers simply can't afford to live there. Greenwich Village is the center of New York's gay community, especially in the area around Christopher Street, which, like San Francisco's Castro Street, has become synonymous with gay life. Obvious exits: Midtown Shopping District Lower East Side Soho Bryant Park Subway Radu's You go southeast to Lower East Side. New York: Lower East Side For the first few decades of the 20th century, the Lower East Side was a haven for European immigrants who came to New York via Ellis Island, crammed into rundown tenement buildings, and struggled hard to provide for the bare necessities of life. Although the new residents brought their culture and industriousness to the area, it was one of the first glaring examples of modern urban squalor, with overwhelming poverty, cramped conditions, child labor, disease and despair. In its heyday, such figures as the Marx Brothers and George Gershwin called the Lower East Side home, but it has always attracted people on the fringes: immigrants, anarchists, poets, and radicals. The area is known as Loisaida among its heavy Spanish population, which began to grow after World War II. Drugs moved in and old residents began to move out in the 1960s, and the area declined badly. The neighborhood is in transition now; some of the formerly dark, dank blocks south of Houston Street have been invigorated by a new influx of immigrants, many of them Asian, and former denizens of the Villages (both East and West) in search of manageable rents. Obvious exits: Harbor Heliport Soho Greenwich Village Subway Bachelor Flat This is the MUX online help facility. Notes on help descriptions: [text] - Text enclosed in []'s is optional. The []'s are never typed in as part of the command. - Information parameter for a command. The <>'s are never typed in as part of the command. - Syntax of help command: help [] - To get a list of MUX topics: help topics - To get a list of Comsystem commands: help comsys - To get a list of MUX Commands: help commands (or @list commands) Some of the configuration shown in the help.txt might not be the same as the configuration of this MUX. If you notice any errors, contact an Admin. Super-Ninja arrives from the Downtown Manhattan Heliport, to the south. Super-Ninja has arrived. You travel to the southeast, heading for the New York Harbor. New York Harbor New York Harbor is bustling with activity. A major city, it has a lot of sea-faring traffic coming in and out through the Harbor. The city tries to keep the harbor clean, but often fails in the attempt. The warehouses can be seen lining the piers in this portion of town, and it's obvious that this isn't the best area of town to be around. Obvious exits: Titan's Headquarters Lower East Sdie Ocean Super-Ninja arrives from the Lower East Side, to the northwest. Super-Ninja has arrived. [OOC] Impy-Ninja says, "Hold up here. :)" You go IC. Super-Ninja goes IC. [OOC] The Super-Ninja wishes Cassie were here. Impy-Ninja sits on the dock laughing helplessly, head in his hands. "I can't believe we're doing this - this is so rad! Oh my god...!" [OOC] Impy-Ninja yeahs...but she might stop us. :) [OOC] Impy-Ninja says, "She, like, worships Donna. :)" [Public] Superbrat: The Super-Ninja says, "Any Canucks with the Family Channel, the Superman movie, the first one, is just starting. :)" [Public] Impy-Ninja oohs, I have the Family Channel! [OOC] The Super-Ninja says, "No, just to get her reaction. :)" The Super-Ninja floats beside you, looking toward the Tower. "Believe it, Imp... Now, how're we gonna get inside without them knowing? I don't think the promise of Girl Scout cookies will work..." [Public] Impy-Ninja arghs, is the movie going right now? I can't find FAM. Is it ads? [Public] Superbrat: The Super-Ninja says, "Nope. It's going now..." [Public] Impy-Ninja cries, and seems to have lost the channel on this TV's preprogrammed set...and no remote. Oh well. Impy-Ninja ahahahas..."Yeah. Heh. Well, lessee. I've got an access card, but I left it at home. How about I go through the wall then disable the alarm system so you can get in with the stuff?" Mister Skinny Ninja looks up at Floating Ninja and grins behind the mask. "Sound good?" The Super-Ninja nods as he floats lower to pick up the bag of goodies. "We gonna leave some around there, or flagpole 'em? Personally, I vote for the latter." With a devilish grin, he waits for you to do your thing so he can come out of his hiding place. "Definitely flagpole, definitely," answers the Speedster in Black, laughing again, then taking off. He's back in a second, though, and notes, "Give me to the count of five to disable 'em, then head on over. Try to be Robin-subtle, eh?" Like he should talk, but hey, when you can run so fast no one sees you, you can afford that kind've directive. He's off like a bolt again, blurring and disappearing, leaving a black streak across the water and a trail of spray. Accessing the on-water skift from the mainland, you head to The Island ~T~ Titans Island. The Island ~T~ Titans Island Set agianst a backdrop of world famous landmarks such as the Stature of Libery, another symbol for freedom stands proud in the middle of the Hudson, the 'T' shaped tower of the Titans. Connected to the mainland habor by a skift-like barge, the island itself is fairly commonplace. Vegetation is scattered over the rough surface, with a small shed-like building scattered here or there up to the rocky crags of its shores, even to the rising cliffface that forms a windshield on the northern end. In the middle of the island is the tall 'T' tower, with it's shining glass surface overlooking all those that see it, both with their eyes and their hearts. Arranged to the north behind the south-facing tower are three domes in a semi-circle pattern, the middle one having a tinted surface and the flanking two transparent. Obvious exits: Out Base Entrance Gym Dome Meeting Dome Recreation Dome The Super-Ninja sets foot on the Island as the skift from the mainland docks. The Super-Ninja has arrived. [OOC] Impy-Ninja says, "Er...in! :)" Upon entering the 'Tower' you find a hatch and stairwell, that will take you down to The Corridor ~T~ Titans Island. The Corridor ~T~ Titans Island Being the main support structure and accessway to all of the major sections of this installation, this circular corridor centers around a spiral hatch that leads to the facilities below. A railing rounds that hatch and bubble-like lights ring the smooth walls to provide amble lighting to this open space. Following the major compass points, four hallways 'X' equally, and on the wall evenly spaced between each hallway is a display console good for communications relay and security monitoring. Obvious exits: Island Gym Dome Meeting Dome Recreation Dome Lower Shaft The Super-Ninja comes down from The Island ~T~ Titans Island above. The Super-Ninja has arrived. [OOC] Impy-Ninja says, "The doors should open normally for you. :)" [OOC] The Super-Ninja says, "Okie." [OOC] Impy-Ninja says, "Idle a minute." [OOC] Impy-Ninja -definitely- needs more beer. "Okay, go!" The Super-Ninja floats into the compound, hiding behind trees and pillars and anything else he can find, but trying to not look like he is. "Okay, Imp," he says into his communicator. "I'm in... Begin undi-takin' the operation..." "You got it, boss," replies Impy-Ninja softly into his comm-thingy. And go at it he does, zipping in and out of every room until he finds the girls' residences. He takes a plastic bag from behind his ninja-belt, shakes it open, and stuffs first Jade's, then Donna's, and then Jesse Quick's underwear into it. "Hey!" he hisses into the comm again, "they all wear the same size!" Name set. While his ninja friend steals undies with glee, the Super-Ninja flies up the flagpole and starts pulling out the goodies you both bought earlier and times them, not to the rope of the flagpole, but to the pole itself with a bit of rope he has. How'd he do that? With his heat vision burning a small hole in the pole to slip the rope through. If they want them down, they'll actually need to climb up there and cut them down. As he gets the stuff for Donna up, your call comes over the comm. "They do?" he asks, surprised. "I'll, um.. need to check that out..." [Guests] Guest1 has joined this channel. "Heh...yeah, sure, you go ahead and play with girly underpants," mutters Bart, finishing up and zipping out. He looks up, shading his eyes against the light, squinting. "Y'almost done up there? Don't want a replay of the other night - I doubt Nightwing would be so forgiving this time." [Guests] Sand yos. The Super-Ninja nods down at you as he burns in two more holes and ties off the other two garments, making sure the Jesse's glow in the dark lightning bolts are visable before lowering to the ground quickly. "Done. Let's get the heck out of here." [OOC] The Impy-Ninja says, "Two options. :) We can end here, or we can go home and trip the Titans' booby-trap." [OOC] The Impy-Ninja says, "Personally, I'd like as many TMSers to be there as possible when the trap is tripped. :)" [OOC] The Super-Ninja nodnods and agrees. Player Name On For Idle Doing Guest1 00:05 59s Orion 00:37 9m Telling Them Sand 02:07 1m <-- Me != Some Sand ---> .:. Booster Gold 02:49 4m The Flash 03:21 2m /F/ Fastest Man Alive /F/ The Super-Ninja 05:42 10s The Impy-Ninja 07:06 0s ~O.O~ Devil Take The Hindmost ~O.O~ 7 Players logged in, 25 record, no maximum. [OOC] The Impy-Ninja says, "So let's stop the log here and pause?" [OOC] The Super-Ninja says, "Sure. :)" [OOC] The Super-Ninja says, "And @mail the Titans. ;)" [OOC] The Impy-Ninja -nods-. You wanna do that, or me? [OOC] The Super-Ninja can, he supposes. : :) [OOC] The Impy-Ninja grins, okay, and I'll edit the logs... You go OOC. [OOC] The Impy-Ninja idles to logedit! The Super-Ninja goes OOC. Huh? (Type "help" for help.) [Guests] Guest1 has left this channel. The Impy-Ninja grins. "Awright. Applicable logs available at http://www.eyrie.org/~brainy9/logs/zh/prankwar/ :)" The Super-Ninja bwahahahas. The Super-Ninja says "Okay Titans, last night your base was invaded! Two 'ninjas' snuck in and stole Jade, Donna and Jesse's unmentionables. Oh, and on the flagpole are the following. Guess what belongs to who. :)" The Super-Ninja says "Okay Titans, last night your base was invaded! Two 'ninjas' snuck in and stole Jade, Donna and Jesse's unmentionables. Oh, and on the flagpole are the following. Guess what belongs to who. :)A red whip, and most importantly, a collar, red with yellow spikes. - A rhinestone-studded black leather bodice, minus cups, plus thong. - Vegetarian edibles. Top /and/ bottom. - A skimpy, very skimpy (like the scraps from when they made the -real- undies skimpy) pair of lacey white panties and a matching bra (more lace than fabric). Oh, and there's yellow lightning bolts. Lightning bolts tha glow in the dark." The Impy-Ninja laughs!! "Rock! :D MAIL: You have a new message from The Super-Ninja. [TMS] The Super-Ninja bwahahahas! --------------------------- MAIL: Folder 0 ---------------------------- [-------] 1 (6440) From: Dinah Lance Sub: Aghanistan TP Outline [-------] 2 (2770) From: Dinah Lance Sub: The Taliban Part II [-------] 3 (1867) From: Dinah Lance Sub: Got 1 Man [-------] 4 (2078) From: Dinah Lance Sub: Time this week [-------] 5 ( 342) From: Dolphin Sub: Times [N------] 6 (4495) From: Dinah Lance Sub: The Official US Travel Wa [N------] 7 (3724) From: Dinah Lance Sub: Possible Villian Profile [-------] 8 ( 571) From: Lois Sub: Re: My Online times [-------] 9 ( 284) From: Robin Sub: No thanks, I'm driving [-------] 10 ( 173) From: Dinah Lance Sub: A weeks Delay [-------] 11 ( 206) From: John Constantine Sub: Ugly. [-------] 12 ( 131) From: Dinah Lance Sub: heya [N------] 13 ( 717) From: The Super-Ninja Sub: Raid on the Titans --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13 From: The Super-Ninja At: Fri Jul 28 22:55:06 2000 (Conn) Fldr : 0 Status: Unread To : *TMS Subject: Raid on the Titans --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's what I sent to the Titans after a scene Bart and I played. :) Okay Titans, last night your base was invaded! Two 'ninjas' snuck in and stole Jade, Donna and Jesse's unmentionables. Oh, and on the flagpole are the following. Guess what belongs to who. :) A red whip, and most importantly, a collar, red with yellow spikes. - A rhinestone-studded black leather bodice, minus cups, plus thong. - Vegetarian edibles. Top /and/ bottom. - A skimpy, very skimpy (like the scraps from when they made the -real- undies skimpy) pair of lacey white panties and a matching bra (more lace than fabric). Oh, and there's yellow lightning bolts. Lightning bolts tha glow in the dark. Cheers! Imp-Ninja and Super-Ninja! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja -yays-!! [TMS] The Super-Ninja says, "At least we may drum up some RP. :)" [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja heys, we've been scening like mad and it's only gonna get better. :D [Titans] The Impy-Ninja has joined this channel. [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy peers at you all, hmms, scratching her chin and considering calling in some serious backup on this one... [Titans] The Impy-Ninja says, "It was NOT my idea!" [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "No... Not Artie..." [Titans] The Impy-Ninja says, "The TP was. The panties was all SB." [Titans] The Impy-Ninja says, "(Oh cripes...)" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy smiles. "Hmm, Sister Artemis...interesting...." [Titans] The Impy-Ninja says, "No, she'd only beat the crap out of Cassie for letting us. :(" [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "Oh crap!" [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "She didn't know. It was all me. :)" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy tsks. "Hmm. I dunno if we dare try to match up those items though..." [Titans] The Impy-Ninja is sure the guys will have a blast. ;) [Titans] The Super-Ninja snickers. "We put a lot of thought into those." :) [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "That's what I'm afraid of ;)" [Titans] The Impy-Ninja falls over laughing again. [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "Ah come on. You must have ideas. :)" [Titans] The Impy-Ninja says, "You know, you're gonna have to get back at us again after the pantyraid..." [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy hmms and thinks she can match up some, but is honestly trying to match the rest. "I'm feeling afraid to pick out what might be /ahem/ mine." [Titans] The Impy-Ninja says, "Oh come on, it's obvious!" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "Oh...we'll have our revenge. Do not fear. You have invoked the wrath of an Amazonian goddess. Yep." [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "Share! Share! ;)" [Titans] The Impy-Ninja says, "Two sets of items belong to Jesse, because we overcompensated, I think." [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy hehs and ahs and hmms. [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "Nope. Two to Donna, one for Jesse and one for Jade. :)" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy meeps... [Titans] The Impy-Ninja frowns slightly. "Wait, okay, I'm confused now. :)" [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja says, "The whip and collar are Donna's?" [TMS] The Super-Ninja says, "Yeah. So was the bodice, I thought?" [Titans] Roy Harper has connected. [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja says, "The bodice definitely was. I thought the whip and collar were Jesse's because of the colors. :)" [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja says, "But this makes more sense. ;)" [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja gets it now! ^_^ [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja says, "She's all the dominatrix stuff. ;)" [TMS] The Super-Ninja thought they were Donna's because of the implications.. Man.. the collar.. ;) [Titans] The Impy-Ninja waves! [TMS] PokeBart The Impy-Ninja yeahs. :) [Titans] Roy Harper wavers [Titans] Acting Faster Than Thought, The Flash waves. [Titans] The Impy-Ninja ahahahas! [Titans] The Impy-Ninja thinks you three should go IC. Aww, but no Jesse...damn... [Titans] The Super-Ninja waits for Donna's ideas on what belongs to who. :) [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy laughs and hmms. "Okay, the none existant underwear must be Jesse...along with the whip and collar?" [Titans] Roy Harper has some ideas [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "No, wait...two for me, one for Jesse and Jade you said?" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy grins and waves to the archer. [Titans] Roy Harper 'members the skimpy white ones [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy grins. "Oh, do you now?" [Titans] The Super-Ninja falls over! [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "Are those lightning bolts in the underwear, or seperate?" [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "It's a pattern on the undies. That glow in the dark. :)" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "Okay, that certainly should be Jess...unless Flash is trying to cover something and keep it in her room ;)" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "Hmm. I'm guessing Jade's a little on the kinky side, so we give her the wipe and collar." [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "Correct on Jesse." [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy hmms. "Are the whip and collar Jesse's too then?" [Titans] The Super-Ninja says, "Nope." [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy coughs lightly and starts to shift back and forth a bit.... [Titans] Sand has disconnected. [Titans] Roy Harper says, "Which you claiming, D?" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy grins. "I'm afraid to name what they may have gotten out of my room." [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "You boys do know you're dead meat, right?" [Titans] Superboy says, "Yeah yeah. Which of those is yours? :)" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy considers the options, crosses her fingers, prays to the goddesses. "Umm...the vegetarian edible underwear?" [Titans] Superboy says, "Bzzz! Wrong!" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy just swallows hard. "Oh...boy." [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy looks over the items. "Hey!" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "Are you guys trying to say I'm a freak in hiding? ;)" [Titans] Superboy bwahahahas! [Titans] Superboy says, "No. :)" Name set. Set. [Titans] Impulse says, "In hiding...?" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy puts Bart in a can. [TMS] Superboy says, "Should we tell her the truth?" [Titans] Impulse says, "She can read the darn log. :)" [Titans] Impulse mavs! ;P *^_^* [Titans] Impulse says, "Read the log, Donna. :)" [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy hmms and thinks she might need to...ummhmms. [Titans] Roy Harper is guessing the cupless back nember [Titans] Superboy whispers to Bart, "Mistress Desires Naughty Nighties..." [Titans] Impulse falls over laughing again. [Titans] Roy Harper Guessed it!!! [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy laughs and is just shaking her head. [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy taps Roy. [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy says, "Bad archer." [Titans] Superboy says, "Are you reading? :)" [Titans] Roy Harper grins and eyes D, then the leather number, "Bad Donna." [Titans] Superboy says, "Did you leave in the OOC comments, Imp? :)" [Titans] Impulse says, "Naw, there were more of them than actual log. ;>" [Titans] Impulse says, "Lemme see if I saved the original." [Titans] Superboy snickers. [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy is not bad..."Well, unless I wanna be...." [Titans] Who is...? Donna Troy hehs. "I was thinking 'red and yellow' more Jessie instead of my old custome scheme, I'm so dense." ;) ---- Recall end ----