Alias: Dirk Myers, Juan, Coffeeboy, "Oh yeah, whatever happened to
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Dirk began writing for Superguy almost as soon as there was such a thing.
He then disappeared, long before it became fashionable to do so. This
has earned him the dubious distinction of being, simultaneously, the most
Senior active Superguy-only Author and the longest-inactive Author ever
to return to Superguy. His disappearance and subsequent reappearance are
the stuff of legend, inscribed over the years on the stone tablets of the
History of Superguy, bringing awe to millions, inspiring a whole younger
generation of Authors to disappear without a trace.
Evan Pongress, in particular, worships Dirk's ability to disappear and
stay disappeared. Evan's periodic deaths are mere parlor tricks by
comparison. Nyah, nyah, nyah.
You might remember Dirk writing such things as:
- The Robert Smiths aka Angstman!
- Jane Insane aka Jane Plain, Jane Bigshot
- Commissioner Bigshot
- Andy the Coffeeburro
- Martha Stewpot
- Fabulo Extravagante
- Mindy Kingsford
- The Chef and Crew of the Pirate Ship Oatmeal
- The Greenslimy Aliens
- The Dread Attorney
- The Giant Vegetables
- And a Cast of Thousands...
- The Mediocre Adventures of Manman:
- Manman Returns
- Scourge of the Dread Attorney
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