Created by: Bill Dickson
Current author: Bill Dickson
Email: pickle@awenet.com
Suffice it to say that the fate of a half-dozen higher dimensions hung in the balance, and in the course of its adventure Gus solved a portion of the Ancient Riddle of Orintilla, a problem that has baffled the greatest hypergeometriphilosophic minds in the dimensional orders since time began (and a few of them for longer).And so Gus retired nearly forty percent of itself back into study with a handful of other transcendental entities, attempting to fit the new piece into the puzzle as Lulu tempted it with a highly hypererotic form of transcendental foreplay that might best be described as "footsie" under the ultradimensional forum we might think of as a table.
In 1991, Gus, Ramrod and High Jinx moved out to Seattle together. Gus lived happily with the pair for some time until a freak stove explosion caused a power surge in its circuits that caused it to evolve into a transcendental being. In the process it became free of its wooden enclosure and became one with the universe. It similarly released Lulu, who now exists in a similar state. Gus is now mind-numbingly intelligent, in touch with some of the most enlightened minds in the universe and, according to those who have talked with him since, intolerably smug.