NAME: Limp-Asparagus Lad

ALTER EGO: Joshua Daniel Asimov

ALIASES: Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad; Bloodthyrst (future)

CREATED BY: Mystic Mongoose and wReam


POWERS: Powers of limp asparagus: psionically based drama dampening field, and ability to loosen skin to absorb impacts

PERSONALITY: Very dull; speaks in a monotone

HISTORY: Limp-Asparagus Lad was raised by his godparents after the deaths of his parents when he was five. He joined the Legion of Net.Heroes in his late teens, and for a long time acted as an example in the FAQ of a Writer Character, though he had no Writer of his own. Seeking to improve his profile he fell afoul of a plan by W.I.R.E.D. (We Intend Rule and Eternal Domination) to gain superhuman operatives. He was brainwashed into the Evil Dark Limp-Asparagus Lad, but was rescued by Coma Kid and Continuity Champ Jr. and deprogrammed by Special Bonding Boy. Shortly thereafter he was lucky enough to gain a Writer silly enough to want someone with no personality as his Writer Character, and also gained an arch-foe in the person of Exclamation!Master!

APPEARANCE: Pale green and olive spandex costume, with a half mask. Has a 'LA' and a stylised asparagus stalk on his left breast. Short hair coloured hair. Recently (in #17) L-ALad was Liefeldised by RobGoblin and currently has a grotesquely enhanced musculature.

STATUS: Member of LNH; former operative of W.I.R.E.D. RESERVED: Yes, but useable with permission


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