NAME: Brand Name Boy
ALTER EGO: Not revealed
CREATED BY: Mike Friedman
PRIMARY WRITER: Mike Friedman
POWERS: Calls everything by its brand name, even when the item is not of that brand. For example, all soda is "Coke", all tissues are "Kleenex", etc.; Fixes a damn good copier
PERSONALITY: Brand Name Boy is almost always indifferent about every situation. He often blends into the background when others are having a discussion, but he makes sure to let the reader know he is there by waving or mentioning how hungry or thirsty he is.
HISTORY: Brand Name Boy was called in to the LNH HQ one day to fix the copiers that were in the building. During a conversation with Nit- Pick Lad, he started to overload Nitty's powers by making him correct every inaccuracy about the brand names that he mentioned. Nit-Pick Lad was eventually cured by Dr. Stomper, and Brand Name Boy was offered membership in the LNH, since he fixed the copiers so well (see NIT-PICK LAD VS. BRAND NAME BOY #1). He still likes to bug Nit-Pick Lad, however.
APPEARANCE: Wears overalls and a "Xerox" cap. Carries his tool box with him.
STATUS: Member of Los Bastardos; member of LNH
RESERVED?: Yes, but usable with permission