WRITER OF: Teenfactor and a cast of thousands.
PERSONAL INFO: I am the author of CYCLOPTICIA SEES THE WORLD, RAISES A FAMILY, AND LIVES A HAPPY LIFE, ETC., ETC., ETC., a picaresque novel, and the critically- acclaimed existentialist children's book TED, THE HAPPY-GO-LUCKY LEPER.
WHAT I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT ME: I am very, very single and willing to go out with any female between the age of sixteen and twenty-two whom enjoys laughing at the folly of modern society and stupid people in general.
WHAT I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT ME: I'm white trash. Hurray!