Blue Light Productions presents
Kid Mysticism & The Net.Titans
#30
"Reviewed In the Stars"
By Ben Rawluk
GAME SET AND MATCH PART 4
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Plot-Device King shifted on his feet as he stepped into the Lobby of
LNHHQ from outside. His eyes glowered slightly, as they did occasionally.
He wasn't sure why they did, though Dr.Stomper mentioned once it might be
linked to his plot-device powers. Carefully, he walked down to the main
Med Lab.
Once inside, PDK discovered Dr.Stomper working furiously to purging the
Lurking Energies from Lurker Lad's bruised body as Research Lass looked
on. "Plot-Device King?" Dr.Stomper asked as he finished some data
readings.
"Just checkin' in. How's Lurker Lad doin'?"
"Not good enough. I've managed to killfile only a fraction of the lurking
energy from him." Dr.Stomper grumbled. "I'm gonna try a Chronal
Displacement Field. It should shift his quantum signature out of sync
with the energies."
"Uh...right." PDK scratched his head. "Tell me how it goes...I wanna get
some exersize in the Peril Room. Clear my head." PDK waved and headed out.
PDK slowly headed down the hall, his head filled with a dull ache.
Suddenly, a beam of pure energy collided with him. He was thrown against
a wall. He managed, barely, to get up. Before PDK was a tall,
overly-muscular man, with a long cloak and shouldplates the size of
Net.Jersey. "DIE!" The Man screamed, and energy bolts lanced out. "Feel
the wraith of....KHULE!!"
_Kid Mysticism's Private Quarters, LNHHQ_
Kid Mysticism glanced at the clock, as he placed the golden chain and
spear into the cauldron, the weapons having until recently belonged to a
net.villain known as Captain Injustice. "I hope this presents something."
KM mumbled, and he held out his fist. He began to mutter a few words of
magic, and Arcane Heat burst forth. Minutes later, the cauldron was
filled with liquid gold.
_Main Corridor, LNHHQ_
"Gnhhh!" Plot-Device King with all his powers at Khule, his attacker.
Plotdevicion particles leapt forth, hitting a lighting fixture. Sparks
blasted forth, confusing the attacker.
"What?!" Khule yelped, and fell to the ground. He screamed, and his form
shifted, pounds of chrome slowly forming around him, along with MEGA-BIG
GUNS(tm).
Plot-Device King leapt forward, though confused by the chrome, his powers
reaching inside of Khule. The two flew up, crashing through the ceiling.
As they fought, in midair, gleaming energies began to pour out of Khule
into PDK. The two screamed in unison. Suddenly, raging energies surged
forth, and suddenly a explosion occured. So intense, so immense, that
LNHHQ was destroyed. Khule teleported away. Plot-Device King began to
rise up into space, plot-devicions raging out of control.
Mere moments later, Retconic Ripples surged, and suddenly, LNHHQ and all
that had been obliterated, returned to existence, as if nothing had
happened. And PDK was gone, as was Khule.
_Space_
Plot-Device King was amazed, as he floated, unharmed, in space. His eyes
had witnessed LNHHQ's rebirth. "How...?" He floated still, glowing. He
looked down at himself, surprised to see himself slowly becoming
overmuscled. His costume shifted, becoming like armour.
"Well, now isn't this a 'how-do-ya-do'??" PDK turned, to see a handsome man
in an impressive business suit with "RACC" emblazened across it.
"The Reviewer?!" PDK yelped. "But...you were trapped in Forgotten
Character Limbo!!?"
"For a while. I merely found to the interpertation of my defeat to be
badly written, so I retconned it." The Reviewer smiled, slightly,
brushing some badly written netfic which had stuck to his shoulder, into
oblivion. "I, however, find it pointless to bother with you anymore. Now,
if you'll excuse me, I have to go irritate that Bot Boy character; Now
HE'S a badly written character." The Reviewer smiled, and vanished,
leaving a very weirded out Plot-Device King to muse on the appearence.
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Next Issue: Part 5(of 6) of GAME SET AND MATCH. Kid Mysticism learns
something about the composition of Captain Injustice's weapons, something
that will have a profound effect on the Net.Titans. Also, Linguist Lass
tracks down the Doom-Lurker!
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Credits:
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Plot-Device King, Kid Mysticism, Research Lass, & The Reviewer owned by me.
Lurker Lad is Public Domain, but is reserved for use by me as a Net.Titan.
Khule is owned by Bookwyrm.
Dr.Stomper is Public Domain.
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