DECEPTICON: TANNENBOMB
Function: PsyOps
Altmode: Christmas Tree
Motto: "On the Naughty List? Listen, fleshy, I am the Naughty List!"

   When the DECEPTICONTM who would come to call himself TANNENBOMB discovered the human holiday of Christmas, he knew he had found his calling. Sure, most of his dirty deeds only come once a year, but he's also been hacking into major mercantile servers and subtly adjusting policy so that Christmas decorations go up earlier every year...soon he will attract no comment in his Christmas Tree disguise even in July! He delights in shattering the dreams of human children, believing that a populace that grows up demoralized will make for better slaves. After all, to a long-lived Cybertronian, a human grows up in the blink of an optic.
   When disguised as holiday decor, TANNENBOMB can still move on antigrav repulsorlifts, but it tends to ruin the illusion, so he tries to stay still if anyone's looking. The festive ornaments on his branches can be launched up to 100 meters away, and come in explosive, incendiary and poison gas varieties. He can also fire a beam of coherent light from the star on top. In robot mode he's not a lot more mobile than as a tree, but he adds a "chestnut roaster" flamethrower to his arsenal. He's also been known to hide lethal killer drone robots inside wrapped boxes, where they burst out and maim or kill all humans within the vicinity before self-destructing explosively.

STR 7  INT 8  SPD 3  END 6  RNK 6  COUR 7  FRB 7  SKL 9  Avg 6.625

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