When the DECEPTICONTM who
would come to call himself TANNENBOMB discovered the human holiday of
Christmas, he knew he had found his calling. Sure, most of his dirty deeds
only come once a year, but he's also been hacking into major mercantile
servers and subtly adjusting policy so that Christmas decorations go up
earlier every year...soon he will attract no comment in his Christmas Tree
disguise even in July! He delights in shattering the dreams of human
children, believing that a populace that grows up demoralized will make for
better slaves. After all, to a long-lived Cybertronian, a human grows up in
the blink of an optic.
When disguised as holiday decor, TANNENBOMB can still move
on antigrav repulsorlifts, but it tends to ruin the illusion, so he tries to
stay still if anyone's looking. The festive ornaments on his branches can be
launched up to 100 meters away, and come in explosive, incendiary and poison
gas varieties. He can also fire a beam of coherent light from the star on
top. In robot mode he's not a lot more mobile than as a tree, but he adds a
"chestnut roaster" flamethrower to his arsenal. He's also been known to hide
lethal killer drone robots inside wrapped boxes, where they burst out and
maim or kill all humans within the vicinity before self-destructing
explosively.