WARNING: This post has been flagged as having SUPERGUY content. Please enter a valid credit card number to proceed. Purely for security and identification purposes, of course. [****************] Thank you! Content being unlocked, please wait. Praise the Czar! _____________________________________________________________________________ SkysabreX 9:23p Hard to believe it's been a month (LOCKED) Finally finished getting Hans's new lab set up, although you'll excuse me for not saying exactly where. I mean, I figure They have us under observation already, and whoever's behind the Cheeezballs probably doesn't have an internet connection to this altiverse yet, but there's always opportunistic readers out there who know how to get past a friendslock. No point in being TOO incautious. Just because They're out to get you doesn't mean you can't be a little paranoid. Anyway, at least money turns out to have not been a big hassle, Kat's been funding it all. No, bounty hunting isn't that lucrative, even if you have a basic cable show...Kat just does that because it gives her an excuse to kick in doors and point guns at people. But I tend to forget that between her perfect memory and advanced age, she takes a really long view of things, and started investing aggressively as far back as the rebuilding of Topeka in '05. She had some spending goals in mind then, but it was mostly done on the grounds that you rarely regret having MORE money. So, we found a good location where coming and going wouldn't look suspicious, but isolated enough that any lab disasters wouldn't take out innocent bystanders. Well, not too many of them, anyway. Hans says that the most truly heinous (yes, he uses that word, but I think he's mispronouncing it) accident would probably wipe out the planet anyway, so there's only so far we can be expected to go purely for the purposes of avoiding collateral damage. Anna's tenure committee has agreed to accelerate its progress on the grounds that she's likely to have to leave reality soon with us. Apparently her department has regular procedures for that kind of thing. And Anna says that having tenure will actually help her with some of her ritual magic, it acts like a protective sigil. As for me, I've mainly been busy with the superguying work. Kat's covering my rent and expenses, I'm officially on the books as a bounty hunting assistant right now, so I have a shiny new license to let me carry firearms, including blasters from another altiverse. Still can't carry it inside buildings with those "No Guns" decals, though. Or onto campus. But my old superguying license still covers the swords. The Paleoculture...gah. I still smell it in my nightmares. I shouldn't have opened the inner box without hazmat gear. But Hans is giddy like a kid with a new SpoonBox 720. He's sure he can crack the secret of (relatively) safe inter-altiversal travel with it, now that he's sure the stuff works in the first place. As for the unsafe kind, the flash drives have picked up a half dozen or so Cheeezballs since we installed them, and Kat made sure we all had portable computers capable of running the program. But so far, we haven't found anyone at the locations picked up...the invaders are probably being sneaky in the wake of our little tussle with the naugahyde guy. Still, things are heating up in general for the superguy population, what with the Unsplodable incident, Rad's return to Earth, and the whole League thing. So I doubt our corner of the world will stay quiet too much longer. Current mood: Anticipatory (icon of a little penguin jumping up and down) ____________________________________________________________________________ __--__--__--__--__--__--__-- \\NEW// --__--__--__--__--__--__--__ .|,Coherent Comics Presents \\ // #7 - A New Month --X------------------------- E }X{ ARCHS copyright 2007 by the '|` A Superguy/LNH Tale // \\ Dvandroid (Dave Van Domelen) --__--__--__--__--__--__--__ // \\ __--__--__--__--__--__--__-- [December 3, 2007 - Manhattan KS] "...and let us never speak of THAT again," Skysabre said with an air of finality. "Speak of what?" Anna asked. "Exactly," Kat nodded. [Don't look at me, I got snowed in at the Minneapolis airport and just got back - Ed.] "Getting back to things we CAN speak of?" Hans asked hopefully. Skysabre nodded. "Right. So, is it safe?" Dr. Zwarghoff shrugged, looking around the secret lab that had been set up over the past month. "Do you mean safe in the 'won't destroy the world' sense, or in the far stricter 'won't scramble you into pate' sense?" "Let's be strict for now," Anna suggested. "Keep in mind," Hans warned, "I haven't been able to run any real tests yet, because not only do They probably have sensors all over the place, but our mysterious guests from 000SUPERDRY...yes, I do have confirmation of that altiversal address, at least...probably have gear better than ours, having been at this for a bit longer. So the first time I open a Cheeezball, lots of unfriendly eyes, or noses to be more accurate, will be on it. But the simulations say you should be able to make the transit in one piece. How long you stay that way after arrival...well, I make no guarantees." "That gets into our specialty," Kat nodded, patting the holstered .50 Desert Eagle on her hip. "And I've been going over some of Paul's other notes from the storage shed, I've been able to bodge together some special cheeez-based ammo in case we run into anything bulletproof." "Aren't there treaties against that sort of thing?" Anna asked. "Only in *this* altiverse," Kat grinned. "Fine," Skysabre nodded. "So, I take it that we're as ready as we can be on the technical front, barring a real test?" When Hans waggled a hand in an "ehhhhn" gesture, Skysabre continued. "The only thing we need to decide now is when. Do we go as soon as possible, or do we wait and try to capture another invader for intel?" "A big advantage of waiting would be that the invaders might have some means of interaltiversal communications," Anna pointed out. "If we can nab one of those, Hans might be able to reverse-engineer one to let us stay in touch. I'm not keen on going in with no support and no way back if we miss a pre-agreed extraction time. Or any way to know if Hans has technical troubles keeping him from opening a Cheeezball." Skysabre shrugged. "The altiverses may not be as drama-driven as the Looniverse, but I'm sure anything that would prevent Hans from opening a Cheeezball would also kill any communications links we might have set up. I think we have to take it as a given that once we're in 000SUPERDRY we'll end up in at least one desperate chase scene, probably get captured a few times, and have to hijack enemy equipment in order to get home." Despite themselves, Anna and Kat grinned a little at the prospect. "I haven't had a good chase scene in way too long," Anna added. "You people are insane," Hans sighed. "I'll stay here in the lab and wait for the inevitable rear-area attack, I suppose." "That's the spirit!" Skysabre beamed. "Anyway," Anna shrugged, "I don't have the clear pre-Superguy memories you two do, since I was made from someone else's memories of what I should be like, and my lingering connection to the Dreaming has only filled in some of the gaps," she took a deep breath after unloading all that exposition. "I defer to your judgement," she looked to Skysabre and Kat. Kat frowned. "I still don't really *like* how things run in these drama-based realities, and I'd much rather take more time to gather information and resources before letting the enemy know we're fully in the game. But I have to agree with Richard, that the way this place works means any extra time we take would be wasted. Unless another invader drops into our laps in the next few hours, we might as well get go..." BRAAP BRAAP BRAAP BRAAP! "Incoming Cheeezball!" Hans shouted, rushing to the big flatscreen monitor he'd set up to echo the data plot. Well, it was mainly hooked to Spoongle Maps, with a quick overlay to show where the Cheeezball was. Right now, the yellow dot on the map was huge, representing position uncertainty, but it was rapidly shrinking as more data came in to refine the readings. "I love drama-based universes," Skysabre grinned. * * * * "Excuse me, could I bother you to take a few moments out of your shopping to fill out this survey?" a man nattily dressed in naugahyde asked. He was standing at the entrance to the JSDFPenney's store, but the scene was being repeated a dozen times at other points in the Manhattan Town Center Mall. Skysabre, Kat and Anna peeked out from behind an inflatable display of a kaiju in a Santa Claus costume. "Definitely one of our boys," Skysabre narrowed his eyes to slits. "He seems to be conducting...market research." "The fiend," Kat added, flatly. "What kind of interaltiversal invader conducts marketing research?" Anna frowned. "The kind that's looking to make a hostile takeover, that's what," Skysabre replied. "Just hoping to put a velveeta glove on the iron fist." "Tell me you did not just mix that metaphor," Anna sighed. DID HE JUST MIX THAT METAPHOR? WHAT EXACTLY DID THEY AGREE TO NEVER SPEAK OF AGAIN? WAS THAT JUST A CHEAP EXCUSE TO ADVANCE THE CALENDAR? WHERE'S MY COPY OF THE JSDFPENNEY'S WISH BOOK? I WANT TO ORDER A MASER TANK! Answers to probably none of those questions, but at least there'll be a fight scene involving Number 2 pencils, on the next...SUPERGUY! ============================================================================ Author's Notes: Okay, this is a shorter one, but I decided I wanted a little more room for the mall fight scene, and wanted to get an episode out the door before the opening gag got too stale. :) In case you don't get the opening gag, LiveJournal had two significant changes hit at the end of November/beginning of December 2007. Firstly, a tighter filtering system was put in place to block "adult content" from innocent eyes...and the eyes of anyone who didn't know how to set their user info correctly. Second, a Russian company bought out Livejournal, leading to all sorts of posts about things like welcoming our new Russian overlords, or in post-Soviet Russia, Livejournal posts to you, etc. The usual running capitalist dog jokes. And yes, the Cheeezball Alert sound is vaguely belch-like. Could be worse. Probably will be worse next time.