Dave's Really Cruddy Beast Wars Rant:

     Rally's/Checkers Rhinox

     Thanks to Sidecutter for sending me one of these...the local branches
didn't seem to get the assortment.  Or they have such short institutional
memories that no one working there remembered ever having them.

     This is the LAMEST official Transformers product ever.  Okay, it's more
poseable than a Throttlebot or the Under-3 McDonalds toy, but it has certain
ineffable qualities of lameness that far exceed those toys.  From the colors
(green, blue, orange and grey) to the face (the face!  AIGH!  the FACE!) to
the fact that the paint flakes off during transformation, and the joints end
up floppy after five seconds of play.  I could literally make a better toy
FROM SCRATCH.  It is an embarrassment to the line.

     http://www.protoformproject.com/dvd/images/rallnox.GIF

     Dave Van Domelen, would give physical dimensions, but that might just
encourage people to buy it....