Transformers Collectors' Club Newsletter for Feb/Mar 2006: Fun Publications - These aren't available in stores, and backissues are sold online as collectibles themselves for a premium, so you might guess right now that I'm not writing this to convince people to buy it. After the editorial block, there's a review of the new Star Wars Transformers, which gushes so much it feels botanical. Either the reviewer got the only General Grievous that doesn't fall apart, or he lives in a world of spun sugar and gossamer, that he would call it "sturdy". There's some good photos of upcoming toys, some of which aren't available elsewhere yet (but will be within days, even if no one scans these and posts them), and an overview of the BotCon 2005 exclusive toy set (which is only slightly ad-copy in nature). Nearly three pages are devoted to instructions on converting Ransack to the horribly stupid fan character profiled last issue, and while there's some helpful hints, the end product is pretty weak. Sentinel Maximus gets profiled in really tiny font, the super-rare Japanese "Lucky Draw" variant toys are covered, there's a few pieces of good fan art and a weak picfic...and then it's time for the comic. Where the writing has merely been flat and lifeless before now, this time it edges into stupid. Like they're not sure if they want epic or camp. Dan Khanna's art is good as always, and not TOO messed up by the oversaturated colors. Anyway, after a year of reading this newsletter, I am not at all inspired to renew my membership. The tidbits of news are almost always available via other means soon enough (if not before they come out...and you have to pay extra to get the newsletter in a timely manner anyway), the comic is horrible, and the remaining content is missable. $40 for 6 issues (plus you get a recolor of a $7 toy and the right to pay regular retail price through the club store, and price breaks on other overpriced things).