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[TMS] Tim Drake says, "How upset were you when Cissie and I moved to Seatlle?"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Me? Considering I can get there in like a second, not very."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV picks up a microphone and sings, o/` "Jiiigglypuff, Jiggly." o/`
Distant crashes can be heard, accompanied by the sound of searing metal and honking horns. Buildings being elevated, brick-by-brick-by-brick as their mason, a nigh-invisible dervish of primary colors whirls about at work. Finally, the Boy of Steel ascends the Daily Planet, examining it for discrepancies. Noting the unseemly cigarette debris, he turns to the side and inhales deeply before turning back toward the roof and exhaling a caluculated yet mighty cust of wind which carries the debris into the dumpster out back. He pants, landing on the roof of the Planet. "Luthor.... has certainly outdone himself this time."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash was just singing that! ^_^
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "It's oddly catchy. ;)"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV hms.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "You think I'd have any high tech stuff, or I'd just rough it like Ollie? ;)"
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "I think I can get you higher tech stuff than you have no by 2016 if you want it"
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "er now"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV thinks for both of our benefits. Like Black Canary III's eyepiece HUD display.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "With a built-in earpiece/camera/microphone so we can communicate."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV pours Louisiana hotsauce all over her lunch and digs in.
And the Flash is waiting. And my god, does he look incensed. Standing on the rooftop of the Daily Planet building, arms crossed and a scowl that could melt steel engraved on his visage, he positively glowers at the Boy of Steel. "What in Valor's name do you think you're doing, kid?" he finally explodes as Superboy lands. "What the sprocking NASS is the idea, making a wreck of Superman's Metropolis? Changing things, destroying things - what do you think you are, a one-man remodelling crew? There are MUCH bigger things to worry about than causing property damage!"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash blows up at Superboy.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "For scribbling on the moon? ;)"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "And fucking with Metropolis. ;)"
[OOC] The Flash says, "Oh shit. Hold on."
[OOC] The Flash says, "Lemme revise slightly."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "What'd he do to Metro?"
And the Flash is waiting. And my god, does he look incensed. Standing on the rooftop of the Daily Planet building, arms crossed and a scowl that could melt steel engraved on his visage, he positively glowers at the Boy of Steel. "What in Valor's name do you think you're doing, kid?" he finally explodes as Superboy lands. "What the sprocking NASS is the idea, WRITING ON THE SQUADJING MOON? And making a wreck of Superman's Metropolis? Changing things, destroying things - what do you think you are, a one-man remodelling crew? There are MUCH bigger things to worry about than causing property damage! And globally-visible grafitti!"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "He's remodelling."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "..."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "That sounds exceptionally bad."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Yes."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash cracks his knuckles.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "What does your costume look like, btw? ;)"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Mine?"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "Yah."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Um, the Flash? :)"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Barry's belt and Wally's white eyes."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Otherwise no variations on the standard."
Sprock? Nass? Oh my. Superboy's heard the words before but the very sound of them makes him blush slightly. "Uhm... Sorry, sir. I, uh, don't believe we've met. I'm Superboy..." He makes a weak attempt at a smile and extends a hand to shake. His resolve increases. "--- And I'm trying to undo the damage that Lex Luthor has done to the time-line. Everything's upside-down and backwards." He pauses and adds. "Are you from the 30th century? Did you get my message?"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV aahs.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "Whadya think, Tim? Eyepiece or no eyepiece? I can easily hide it somewhere to make it less visible."
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "Eyepiece"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV adds it to her @desc.
Throwing his hands in the air, totally ignoring the hand extended to shake, Bart continues on his explosive rant. "Lex Luthor has NOTHING to do with this! And in this timeline, the only Superboy - EVER - was Kon-El, and in the time I'm most -recently- from, he's Superman! Are you getting any of this, kid? I'm sure you think you're Superboy, but the only way you are is if you're from some alternate reality." He points dramatically up at the sky, still furious, "And no, the Legion won't see that because you're going to fix it right now! The Legion has never ONCE come back to this era, do you understand? I wish to god they would, because I'd give anything to see Jenni, but they haven't and they won't!"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "Now you can send me maps and information on-the-fly. Woo. ;)"
[OOC] The Flash is laughing his ass off.
[TMS] Superman waves.
From afar, Hal Jordan waves.
Long distance to Hal Jordan: The Flash holas.
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash grins. I'm ripping Superboy a new asshole for writing on the moon. Wanna help?
Superboy blinks several times. "Kon... El? You mean Mon-El, don't you...? But I'm... The future me is Superman!" He rubs his back of his head and looks genuinely puzzled. "Jenni...? I don't know any Legionnaires named Jenni and I thought I'd met them all!" He glances at The Flash, again puzzled. "But I need the Legion's help to get home. Brainiac 5's time bubble is my only hope! I tried to break the time-barrier last night but it seems to be... reinforced by something." He pauses for a moment, allowing the Flash's words to settle in. "Alternate reality, huh? I'm not sure I follow you, mister. All I know is that things that already should have happened haven't happened yet and things that shouldn't have happened yet already have --- and my old chum Lex seems to be the prime beneficiary!"
Hal Jordan pages: Got a question. How long is the future-TMS plot gonna last?
You paged Hal Jordan with 'Gotta ask Jesse. It's hers.'.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "Moi? ;)"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash is representin' the Legion!
[TMS] Green Arrow IV grins.
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "No, you live in Seattle. :P"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV hmphs. ;)
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "Not anymore I don't. My house don't exist. ;)"
[TMS] Superman says, "Wouldn't they have gotten pulled here?"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "The house?"
[TMS] Superman says, "Here = New York"
[TMS] Superman says, "You and Tim."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV Ahs.
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "Gimme a minute"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "That would be my guess."
[TMS] Superman is leaving in two hours.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV thought we were all dropped unceremoniously onto Titans Island. ;)
From afar, Hal Jordan nods "Ok. Just wondered how long it'd be before I could start recruiting the youngins. Thanks."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Not necessarily - 'cause it seems that people were just switched where they stood."
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "I say we got pulled to Seattle. It's a time change not space"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "Yeah."
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "Young Tim got pushed wereever he was at the time. God help him if it was school in Gotham"
[TMS] Superman says, "Cissie was in Titans Tower."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash LOL.
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "Now shut up so I can edit this desc ;)"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "Yeah, so I'm in Titans Tower."
[TMS] Superman says, "So were Bart and Kon."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "Or Island."
[TMS] Superman says, "Just like where we showed up."
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash loves you all but I'm scening. I must stop talking. :)
[TMS] Green Arrow IV nodders and shuts up. ;)
Superman arrives from the sky above.
Superman has arrived.
[OOC] Superman waves.
[OOC] Superboy waves.
[TMS] Green Arrow IV says, "+IC, Kon."
[TMS] Superman isn't IC.
"No, I don't mean *Mon*-El," snaps the Flash, pounding a fist on the ledge of the building. "M'Onel was Valor but now he's a Legionnaire. Or he will be, when he gets rescued from the Bgztl Buffer Zone. Jenni Allen Ognats - my cousin - is XS, the team's speedster. I'm telling you, kid, you can't be from this reality. Either that or you're off your sprocking rocker. You've got to fix the moon and put Metropolis back the way you found it, or Valor only knows what kind of repercussions there'll be!" Sighing, the Flash pulls back his mask to reveal - a totally unfamiliar face. "The Legion once attempted a time platform to rescue Valor before his thousand years' imprisonment, but it didn't work out - they saved him there. There's no time bubble. And Lex Luthor hasn't the technology necessary, in this era, to cause such widespread changes as you seem to think he's capable of. Give it up - save your talents for helping everyone get back home."
[OOC] The Flash says, "Crikey, I feel like I'm shooting myself in the foot, defending retcons...:)"
[OOC] Superboy grins.
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "30 year old @desc done"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash cheers!
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash is in the process of editing the last log I've got...and then I've got this one I'm doing now.
Superboy raises an eyebrow. "Bgztl Buffer Zone --- ! Oh You mean the Phantom Zone! I place Mon-El", he says the name with emphasis, "There because I accidentally exposed him to lead... As you MAY know, Daxamites have an allergy to lead. I don't know anything about the Legion going back to rescue him but I remember reading from the Mission Monitor logs how when he was rescued, he posed as Marvel Lad, aka Legionnaire Lemon. I still shudder when I think about how he had to spend 1,000 years imprisoned with all those Kryptonian criminals."
[OOC] The Flash -dies-.
[OOC] Superboy says, "Marry me and I'll make you smile every day. ;)"
[OOC] The Flash says, "Oi. :)"
[OOC] Superboy thinks he's gonna start talking like this!
[OOC] The Flash says, "Kon, you gonna go? Or should I keep yelling at him? :)"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "All edited. http://www.eyrie.org/~brainy9/logs/zh/jqplot/"
[OOC] Superman says, "Go ahead."
"No, you -didn't-," stresses Bart. "And I don't mean the phantom zone, that's something else. And yes, grife, I *know* Daxamites are allergic to lead." It's right about here that he lapses into interlac, so irritated is he. "[Andromeda's a Legionnaire, isn't she? Of -course- I know that. VALOR! Legionnaire Lemon? Marvel Lad? _Kryptonian criminals_, for cryin' out loud?! There aren't any Kryptonians but this era's Superman!]" His frustration is at a level with the kind of frustration you get from trying to convince a paranoid schizophrenic that no, there's actually no one after them. "[LISTEN to me! Why won't you just fix what you broke? Why won't you *realize* that no one messed up this reality, you're just in the _wrong one_! And even if this reality -was- broken, you don't fix by forcibly remodelling! Look, if you need to see the thirtieth century to believe what I'm telling you, I can take you there, but you won't like it, and it won't solve anything. They won't have clue one who you are - I certainly don't.]"
Look! Up in the sky! It's the man of aluminum siding, better known as Kon-El. As he approaches the Daily Planet, he scans the structure, his eyes narrowing slightly. From what was done to the moon, something tells him that what he learned from Lois wasn't quite as factual as he believed. He doesn't think that some villain, or terrorist group would have put that up there, asking for help from the Legion of all people. Face set in a stony mask, he lands on the rooftop, just beside the globe and looks to Bart, then to Kal. Despite his thoughts and assumptions, actually *seeing* Clark this age still gives him pause. Without a word, he slowly begins to walk toward the duo, throwing Flash another look at his use of language.
Superman goes IC.
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash hehehes. "My thirtieth century cussing is quite fluent."
[TMS] Green Arrow IV woos. ;)
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash has BOTH Supers mad at me for being foul. :)
[TMS] Green Arrow IV smirks.
[TMS] Superman didn't say he was mad. "It's the language you're speaking, not the words." ;)
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash ose, you said 'use of language'. I thought you were mad I said grife. :)
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash says, "When I notice you're there I'll go back to English. :)"
Superboy frowns and replies, in Interlac. "{I don't know who this Andromeda person is, mister. If you're such an expert in the Legion and not one of Lex Luthor's cronies, maybe you can tell me who Sun Boy is!? Or Supergirl!? What about Blok or Dawnstar? I smell a rat fella and that rat is --- is --- is ---]" Superboy turns ghost white as his eye catches a glimpse of Kon-El, particularly his earring. "Dear Rao! I grow up to become a pirate!?!?"
[TMS] Tim Drake says, "I can scene for an hour"
[OOC] Superboy says, "Can we continue this later?"
[TMS] Green Arrow IV is free all nite. ;)
[OOC] Superman says, "Okay."
[OOC] The Flash LOL. "All right. ;)"
[TMS] PokeBart The Flash okies. :)
[OOC] Superboy has work in 20. Ciao!
[TMS] Superman says, "Where? I have about an hour myself."
Superboy has disconnected.
[OOC] The Flash says, "Latah!"
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