Ladies, gentlemen, and Obscure Trivia Lad,
Pointless Awards Man proudly presents the

3nd ANNUAL LNH ACCIE AWARDS

First the Discretionary Awards:
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	THE TENTERHOOKS AWARD - for the writer who consistently writes stuff of
		excellent quality and then never gets around to finishing the
		damn miniseries:
	WINNER: Badger (for CAW! #4 - several months late, and Sword of
		Bazrael #4 - never beheld by human eyes).

	THE DOOMAS FLAMING SWORD - for the Member of the Order who has most
		bravely fought on against the forces of the evil sphammers
		this year:
	WINNER:  Torquemada.

	THE GET AN ACCOUNT DAMMIT! AWARD - for the author who got a real
		job/life and loses his/her account, thus making us all wait
		until they get a new one for more stories:
	WINNER:  Marie Antoon.

	THE MY TWO JEFF'S AWARD - for unleashing not one, but two multi-part
		crossovers into the LNH world and taking part in both:
	Co-WINNERs: Jeff Barnes and Jeff McCoskey. (for the EEPSIetcetera
		and Flame Wars III)

	THE LIFE TIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD -- for years of simulated service
		to the LNH
	WINNER:  Old Comics Man

	THE JOHNNY SAKO "COME BACK GIANT ROBOT, COME BACK" LOVING CUP --
		for the LNHer that is most sorely missed
	The finalists are:
		Jameel "Kid Kirby/Particle Man" al-Khafiz
		Marie "Glitch Girl" Antoon
		Matt "Badger" Rossi
	And the winner is:  		MATT "BADGER" ROSSI!



And now, the 1994 LNH ACCIES!
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For LNH11, THE NEWBIE AWARD, The finalists are
		Jamas Enright
		A. Khosla
		Jennifer "Mistlock" Whitson

	And the winner is:	JENNIFER "MISTLOCK" WHITSON


For LNH10, FAVORITE PERSON WHO HANGS OUT ON A.C.LNH, The finalists are
		Russ Allbery
		Jessica Ihimaera-Smiler
		Dave Van Domelen

	And the winner is:	RUSS ALLBERY


For LNH9, FAVORITE NEW CHARACTER, The finalists are
		Brittany/Weirdness Girl
		Girl Watcher
		Kiwis

	And the winner is:	BRITTANY/WEIRDNESS GIRL


For LNH8, FAVORITE SUPPORTING CHARACTER, The finalists are
		Bludwulf
		Kiwis
		Samantha Spoon

	And the winner is:	KIWIS


For LNH7, FAVORITE VILLAIN, The finalists are
		Acton Lord
		Appallingly Tasteless Man
		Frank, Demon Lord of 70s Memorabilia

	And the winner is:	ACTON LORD


For LNH6, FAVORITE LNHer, The finalists are
		EDMLite
		Green Trenchcoat
		Mouse

	And the winner is:	MOUSE


For LNH5, FAVORITE SINGLE ISSUE, The finalists are
		Decibel Dude and Vigilante Guy #41
		Dvandom Force Annual #1 -- wake for Sig.Lad
		Easily-Discovered Man #25 -- date w/ WBW/Mouse

	And the winner is:	DECIBEL DUDE AND VIGILANTE GUY #41


For LNH4, FAVORITE ARC, The finalists are
		Culinary Disasters -- LNH Comics Presents
		Death of Sig.Lad -- Dvandom Force
		Falling to Pieces -- DD & VG #31-40

	And the winner is:	FALLING TO PIECES


For LNH3, FAVORITE MINI-SERIES, The finalists are
		Birds Fly
		LNH-Men:  The Silver Age
		R.E.J.E.C.T.S '95

	And the winner is:	LNH-MEN:  THE SILVER AGE


For LNH2, FAVORITE ONGOING SERIES, The finalists are
		Decibel Dude and Vigilante Guy
		Dvandom Force
		Legion of Occult Heroes

	And the winner is A TIE!!:	DVANDOM FORCE and
					LEGION OF OCCULT HEROES


For LNH1, FAVORITE WRITER, The finalists are
		Paul Hardy
		Peter "Tick" Milan
		Dave Van Domelen



	And the winner is:	DAVE VAN DOMELEN




And the results of the 1995 Special Leadership Election:
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For LNH12, NEW(?) LEADER, The finalists are
		Fearless Leader
		a kiwi
		Ultimate Ninja

	And the winner is:	ULTIMATE NINJA




Congratulations to all the winners, finalists and nominees!
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We'll see you all Monday, January 29 for the rACCIE Awards Presentations
of the RACC-wide categories!  [And remember, it's a black-tie affair....]